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Hence locally baked bread
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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1080p is good enough for most things especially when they don't even have to look really good. I think there's a pretty big dropoff with 1080i. A lot of stuff is fine with 720p if it didn't have much quality to begin with.
I eat them, too, but I like sugar snap peas more. I don't understand much point in posting "I just threw a bunch of random shit on a plate" even if it's mostly reasonably healthy looking stuff.
Tbh it looks better than most of the hog slop he eats.
It's too late. Now you're going to have to make a Jackie Chan tulpa to get rid of it.
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To everyone confused about "salad": Midwesterners maintain the Shakespeare-era English tradition of calling literally any cold mixed food "salad". "Tuna salad" is canned tuna mixed with mayonnaise and whatever seasonings, and there's a little bit of it visible inside the sandwich plopped on his government cheese.
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Sugar snaps are the superior snacking pea. I have more in my greenhouse than winters. The winters are really just there for me to snack on while I work and not binge on sugar snaps. Also found myself randomly taking purple tigers peppers now that they're growing well.
I've seen a Caesar burger, which is just a homemade Caesar salad dressing mixed in with lettuce and thrown on top a burger patty. Looks delicious so I can't blame them on calling everything a salad.
LOL Patrick is so poor that he thinks Sargento is a gourmet cheese company
Nice Cheddar stupid
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'Comedy Expert'
Fatty could only make a crowd laugh if he tripped and fell on stage.
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Sargento? He's bragging about using fucking Sargento? Isn't he from a cheese-making state?
What the fuck is wrong with this idiot?
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That sounds weirdly nice, but if you want to make a caeser salad unhealthy I'd recommend wrapping it with a tortilla and either frying it on the stove, or deep-frying it if you're Scottish.
Also I found there's a term called "bound salad", for "salads" like tuna/chicken/potato salad. The more you know!
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I would pay a not insignificant amount of money to have Josh and Pat face each other in a battle of the spergs over the topic of american cheese.
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If he tripped and fell on stage the tri-county area would need to be immediately evacuated. He's very fat, you see.
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Piggy knows nothing of cheese. His AoE is cured and processed meats. Instead, Piggy would throw Josh to the ground and hold him immobile until the police arrived to arrest him for multiple felonies.
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In Milwaukee proper, not really.
The closest big store would be 5-7 blocksish away Whole Foods. Whole foods has a beer bar and a place to drink and overlooks Hoolgans. This makes Whole Foods the logical choice. Pick N Save, now Krogers would be the next closest. They would be the safest what with the off duty MPD officers who act as security for anyone BUT Patrick.
https://untappd.com/v/whole-foods-market-milwaukee/34649 but no pictures of Hoolies from their seating.
For local bread there would be the Italian market on Brady and then Peter Sortinos. Peter's would have that style VS the Italian place.
Edit - Glorisio's is the Italian market. Badly spelled like Sortinos.
He can't be bothered to go to the spanish speaking part of Milwaukee and get his cheese from Clock Tower Creamery.
Or he made it to that part of town and got drunk at the 1st distillery in WI after prohibition Great Lakes Distillery and drank from the green 55 metal gallon drums of ethyl alcohol they have so couldn't get to the sensory depravation tanks, Jake's cheesestakes, purple door ice cream and clock tower creamery because he was too drunk. (to be fair the cheesestake place is now closed and the tanks may be gone but they were a thing in town at one point)
Conhito's banned him for over eating the free chips ya get with your food so that really turned him off of that part of town. No doubt Acapulco's closed because he ate them of business.
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Stumbled upon this old tweet:
I always thought the "gay sauna at the gym" thing was (mostly) just taking the piss, but it's true. Patrick's gym was full of gays. LMAO.
I always thought the "gay sauna at the gym" thing was (mostly) just taking the piss, but it's true. Patrick's gym was full of gays. LMAO.
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All I can think of is the lyric from that literal music video: The gayest man on earth would call this over the top.
Also ten fucking years and those tweets could have been from today. Fats never changes.
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The biggest sin in this photo was not the unmelted cheese or burnt bread, but leaving the leaves on his strawbers. F/Pat is fat and I would not eat his wipipo cooking.
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There is a new stalker in town and he is really annoying Pat. Pat reveals that his new Tiny Tim in Space novella is not going to be published this year.
I think that he has had this book finished for over a year now, he mentioned that the agent loves it on March 8 this year and was talking of rewrites in January 2023.
Pat appears to have decided to write the book by early December 2021.
So he has already been writing and trying to sell his book for more than two and a half years and it now won't be published until (I would assume Christmas period) 2025 at the very earliest.
This is why your career is already over, fatso. Enjoy poverty.
I think that he has had this book finished for over a year now, he mentioned that the agent loves it on March 8 this year and was talking of rewrites in January 2023.
Pat appears to have decided to write the book by early December 2021.
So he has already been writing and trying to sell his book for more than two and a half years and it now won't be published until (I would assume Christmas period) 2025 at the very earliest.
This is why your career is already over, fatso. Enjoy poverty.
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He's also talked about multiple editors going through it too.
I know of major authors that write a book a year. This guy has taken four to write fanfiction and I bet The Acolyte would be written better than his fanfiction too.
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How many of these editors were dyslexic?
I always feel like I could never be an author, but then I see how people like Chuck Wendig and the Man of Pig write, and I'm like... yeah OK, maybe I could. I wrote a short story once that was rejected by a few zines, but I feel like I should keep at it.
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Well, he's right for once. Shitty fanfic of out-of-copyright classics doesn't appear on any publishing schedules, because no one is interested in that shit. You can self-publish it on fanfic-dot-whatever, but you don't need a schedule for that.There is a new stalker in town and he is really annoying Pat. Pat reveals that his new Tiny Tim in Space novella is not going to be published this year.
Fucking awesome, Rick! Really great you made those changes, Herd Immunity was a classic for the ages!
Fuck yeah! Rick goes to Hollywood!
Bwahahaha. KAPITAN VLADIMIR KOBZAR: Hey be CAREFUL with those MeGaTOn NUkes!!! Lmao. Good fucking writing, pig.
WRONG, turbo child! Wrong, wrong, wrong! There has never been the plain truth! There is only prison!
With so many balls in the air, prolific and acclaimed author Patrick "Man of Pig" Tomlinson seems to have put the highly-anticipated sequel to IN THE BLACK on the backburner, to the chagrin of clamoring fans and despair of publisher #torbooks.
Narrator: It wasn't interesting.
Too bad this one was never published either, it would have been so worth it, I'm sure. We could have gotten more epic writing like this:
Narrator: It wasn't ready for a Christmas 2023 release. Or a Christmas 2024 release. That's not how schedules work, child.
Narrator: Patrick wrote zero books that year.
Right now and forevermore. Patrick is a joke and will never have another book published.
What happened over the course of the last decade to this dapper young homosexual writer, once so full of promise and enthusiasm? We simply don't know. There are whispers of something called "TDS" and rumors of involvement of a mysterious man named Owen Forrems, but the truth is shrouded in fat.
Not an author by any literary standard.
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I've been told by one of my personal idols (I guess you could call him that, really just one of my inspirations when it comes RPG's and game design) that my idea for a CoC adventure could work, however I didn't like the amount of censorship publishers wanted so I decided to work on everything myself and publish it myself once it's finished. I've already playtested the first book and been finishing up the second which hopefully will be done and playtested by the end of the year. It's a bit slow because of work and school. This time around school is kicking my ass more than getting my BSc in Physics and sadly I can't spend my whole day on X fighting with trolls so that they don't win. You know, fighting that good fight.