Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat sharing his wisdom on the hazards of anger is fucking rich.

Having seen his idea of realistic dialogue for a Russian military leader just makes me REALLY want to read how he anally rapes Dickens’ corpse in the Tiny Tim book. Pat probably has David Copperfield saying shit like “Yo, did you know I used to date a supermodel?”

 

[Hitlerswag420]

There is a new stalker in town and he is really annoying Pat. Pat reveals that his new Tiny Tim in Space novella is not going to be published this year.
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I think that he has had this book finished for over a year now, he mentioned that the agent loves it on March 8 this year and was talking of rewrites in January 2023.
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Pat appears to have decided to write the book by early December 2021.
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So he has already been writing and trying to sell his book for more than two and a half years and it now won't be published until (I would assume Christmas period) 2025 at the very earliest.


This is why your career is already over, fatso. Enjoy poverty.

Reminder that Fatso's most recent contract was signed in 2017 and the last book on the contract was released in 2020

 

[Meriasek]

I've been told by one of my personal idols (I guess you could call him that, really just one of my inspirations when it comes RPG's and game design) that my idea for a CoC adventure could work, however I didn't like the amount of censorship publishers wanted so I decided to work on everything myself and publish it myself once it's finished. I've already playtested the first book and been finishing up the second which hopefully will be done and playtested by the end of the year. It's a bit slow because of work and school. This time around school is kicking my ass more than getting my BSc in Physics and sadly I can't spend my whole day on X fighting with trolls so that they don't win. You know, fighting that good fight.

Nice, good luck! Luckily I already finished my Masters in physics, but that just means I have a full time job doing fun physics things for a living and gotta balance all the other hobbies I have (i.e. guitars and music, sports, painting, and not to mention my gf demanding attention as well) with that. Still, my current contract is a project based thing and runs out 2027, and I wanted to have at least a published short story, ideally a finished novel by then.
But I don't really know zines and where short stories even get published these days. Can't even decide whether I want to write in my native German or English. Obviously it'd be easier in German, but I kinda feel more comfortable with English and I guess publishing opportunities are higher there. Then again, I have read some fun German space opera and I feel like the language has potential.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Reminder that Fatso's most recent contract was signed in 2017 and the last book on the contract was released in 2020

If the fat faggots, bitch tits actually did secure $100,000 contract for three shitty books by miraculous intervention of Satan Himself and now refuses anything less no matter what then I humbly request pallbearers from this thread to carry me to my grave; I have died of laughter.

Even great authors have had to accept down contracts when in a doldrums. If he really is out there insisting nobody can have Stiny Stim without also signing up for additional books he is phenomenally deluded.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

In Milwaukee proper, not really.

The closest big store would be 5-7 blocksish away Whole Foods. Whole foods has a beer bar and a place to drink and overlooks Hoolgans. This makes Whole Foods the logical choice. Pick N Save, now Krogers would be the next closest. They would be the safest what with the off duty MPD officers who act as security for anyone BUT Patrick.
https://untappd.com/v/whole-foods-market-milwaukee/34649 but no pictures of Hoolies from their seating.


For local bread there would be the Italian market on Brady and then Peter Sortinos. Peter's would have that style VS the Italian place.

Edit - Glorisio's is the Italian market. Badly spelled like Sortinos.


He can't be bothered to go to the spanish speaking part of Milwaukee and get his cheese from Clock Tower Creamery.

Or he made it to that part of town and got drunk at the 1st distillery in WI after prohibition Great Lakes Distillery and drank from the green 55 metal gallon drums of ethyl alcohol they have so couldn't get to the sensory depravation tanks, Jake's cheesestakes, purple door ice cream and clock tower creamery because he was too drunk. (to be fair the cheesestake place is now closed and the tanks may be gone but they were a thing in town at one point)

Conhito's banned him for over eating the free chips ya get with your food so that really turned him off of that part of town. No doubt Acapulco's closed because he ate them of business.

Only in this thread can I get tourism advice because a fat pig can't get locally made cheese for his sandwich.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I’ve made a tuna fish sandwich from a can of tuna, some mayo from left over packets from a fast food join, some old wonderbread and a slice of god knows what cheese.

Because I was hungry and wanted food. I didn’t “plate” it I ate it and I certainly don’t photograph it and provide it to the Internet (though some things I’ve willingly eaten could go in the culinary horrors thread).

 

[Immortal Technique Vol.2]

I tried Colonel Fatricks recipe for homemade almonds. Pretty simple actually:
-Open bag of store bought almonds
-Pour almonds on plate
-BAM! artisanal almond meal



One day we'll know the 11 herbs and spices to make his Black chicken too.

 

[Something Awful]

"Women have always been great leaders and warriors, poets and scientists, nurturers and protectors. They can do it all. Shame on men for suppressing them for so long.

Except conservative women. All those catty cunts do is compete over dick."

- Feminist philosopher Patrick Tomlinson, 2024

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I think everyone can agree that no woman is seething as hard as Jill is.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Not an author by any literary standard.

Patrick spends more time talking about writing than actually writing. Also, the #amwriting thing is super pretentious and irritating.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Am I the only one that thinks Pat’s sandwich looks fine? It’s a little plain but other than the snap peas and almonds it looks like something I’d make.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Am I the only one that thinks Pat’s sandwich looks fine? It’s a little plain but other than the snap peas and almonds it looks like something I’d make.

It's plain and uninspired, and nothing you should be bragging about on Twitter.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Am I the only one that thinks Pat’s sandwich looks fine? It’s a little plain but other than the snap peas and almonds it looks like something I’d make.

Sure, it might be fine, but it's not "tweetworthy"

 

[Meriasek]

Sure, it might be fine, but it's not "tweetworthy"

Most of Pigman's output isn't tweetworthy, and yet he shares it all with the world.

 

[Free the Pedos]

To everyone confused about "salad": Midwesterners maintain the Shakespeare-era English tradition of calling literally any cold mixed food "salad". "Tuna salad" is canned tuna mixed with mayonnaise and whatever seasonings, and there's a little bit of it visible inside the sandwich plopped on his government cheese.

I always wondered why we call them tuna salad and egg salad. You learn all kinds of things on the farms!

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

It's plain and uninspired, and nothing you should be bragging about on Twitter.

Sure, it might be fine, but it's not "tweetworthy"

Most of Pigman's output isn't tweetworthy, and yet he shares it all with the world.

This is Patrick’s MO. he loves posting boring shit.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s trying to get weens to break into his house and put pepperoni and deli meats into his sandwiches to enhance them.

 

[Dean Pentel]

If I ever won the PowerballI would pay a crack group of car theives and a chop shop to steal his shitstang, slap in a Geo Metro I3 overnight, and return it before morning just I so I could watch him not notice any difference.

If you ever did this you'd find yourself in deep trouble for Felony Rib Destruction. Enjoy buying me new sides.

Am I the only one that thinks Pat’s sandwich looks fine? It’s a little plain but other than the snap peas and almonds it looks like something I’d make.

You might make it, eat it, and enjoy it. What you'd hopefully not do is very fatly announce to the world what a work of culinary art you'd just created.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

LOL Patrick is so poor that he thinks Sargento is a gourmet cheese company

I think it's worse than that. I believe he thinks Sargento is a type of cheese, like parmesan or gorgonzola.

How many of these editors were dyslexic real?

As to the terabyte thing, I am shocked that a man with half a house, body dysmorphia and a faucet dick has no ability to conceptualize size. Shocked and stunned.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I always wondered why we call them tuna salad and egg salad. You learn all kinds of things on the farms!

I learned that "salad" means room-temperature mush from the Chantal thread, tbh.

I think it's worse than that. I believe he thinks Sargento is a type of cheese, like parmesan or gorgonzola.

oh god he can't be that stupid, can he? CAN HE? THE PACKAGE IS CLEAR AND IT EVEN SAYS IT MELTS



(sorry null for uploading hi-res cheddar to your server, the "AMAZING MELT" part is important documentation and commentary, free use and fair use)

also who the fuck put white bands on an image with PNG transparency sargento your website sucks donkey dick https://www.sargento.com/our-cheese...mery-sliced-natural-cheddar-cheese-10-slices/ (archive: https://archive.ph/XbykF oh thank god in queue, if someone had already archived the cheddar page i would have died)

edit

Well, we can safely say the customer wasn't Rick. Also holy shit his jokes are somehow getting worse.

my goodness that's bad ... he didn't even workshop this one with his fucking cat, there's any number of ways this could go better, let's try chatGPT



my fucking sides

 

[Something Awful]

Well, we can safely say the customer wasn't Rick. Also holy shit his jokes are somehow getting worse.