Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Friedchickenfan]

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Well, we can safely say the customer wasn't Rick. Also holy shit his jokes are somehow getting worse.

Pat vs Mexican cartels arc when?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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"Women have always been great leaders and warriors, poets and scientists, nurturers and protectors. They can do it all. Shame on men for suppressing them for so long.

Except conservative women. All those catty cunts do is compete over dick."

- Feminist philosopher Patrick Tomlinson, 2024

Generalizing half the lady population isn’t very progressive of him. Closeted homosexual pigtits is projecting his own anger, conservative women are competition for the manly dick he craves so much. unfortunately his luscious breasts aren’t enough to secure the man of his dreams. He’s just mad nobody has ever competed for his faucet lol.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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"Women have always been great leaders and warriors, poets and scientists, nurturers and protectors. They can do it all. Shame on men for suppressing them for so long.

Except conservative women. All those catty cunts do is compete over dick."

- Feminist philosopher Patrick Tomlinson, 2024

Lmao. Maybe people are saying it because Hillary has been seething since 2016. But hey, women fighting over cock is the simpler answer, so it must be true. You're so dumb Pat.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

Generalizing half the lady population isn’t very progressive of him. Closeted homosexual pigtits is projecting his own anger, conservative women are competition for the manly dick he craves so much. unfortunately his luscious breasts aren’t enough to secure the man of his dreams. He’s just mad nobody has ever competed for his faucet lol.

pat sees women (like his wife and unborn child he threatened to murder) as easy targets, in reality a granny with a bad hip could probably kick his ass.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

If anyone enjoys the lizard king, I went on a bit of a warpath as him on Twitter to Pat’s extended universe of characters.

It was very funny for me. I’m too lazy to screenshot and thumbnail them.

@lizardmonarchy

"Fuck off Retard" - Mods are Fags. Twitter is the platform where he has the least basis to complain about a troll pretending to be the "Lizard King"



@Null comment?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

lol tagging null into the fatrick thread over cow-poking is going to go about as well as whenever he ends up in the DSP board somehow

 

[Null]

@Null comment?

kill yourself? does that work?

if there are people who are talking about doing shit off-site just report them instead of replying or crying.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

If anyone enjoys the lizard king, I went on a bit of a warpath as him on Twitter to Pat’s extended universe of characters.

No child, you shall not give into the temptation to tip the cow. This is why your time in the thread is over. Enjoy banworld, tipper child.

 

[Spunt]

Fuck yeah! Rick goes to Hollywood!



Bwahahaha. KAPITAN VLADIMIR KOBZAR: Hey be CAREFUL with those MeGaTOn NUkes!!! Lmao. Good fucking writing, pig.

Do submarines have sails? I don't think they do.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Do submarines have sails? I don't think they do.

Actually they do, it's the tower thing on top.

 

[whogoesthere]

kill yourself? does that work?

if there are people who are talking about doing shit off-site just report them instead of replying or crying.

You can be a right daft cunt at times, but you still make this limey prick laugh.

 

[Creative Username]

patrick is a bit hard to tip properly since he's so fat

that's why ona, with their knowledgeable personnel and proper heavy equipment, are the ones who do this difficult job for us

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

Narrator: Patrick wrote zero books that year.

#writerslift? ironic, as he does neither.

 

[Elbe]

Pat going full SquibAnon is a lovely thing to see.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Pat going full SquibAnon is a lovely thing to see.

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realtalk, I know that many emojis in your name means you're an NPC, but that username - I have been assuming any username that is characters24364 with weird numbers that aren't 1488, 420, or a year, are spam bullshit. Am I wrong?

 

[Creative Username]

realtalk, I know that many emojis in your name means you're an NPC, but that username - I have been assuming any username that is characters24364 with weird numbers that aren't 1488, 420, or a year, are spam bullshit. Am I wrong?

they are also talking a lot like a redditor which means they likely are one, which means they aren't human. QED

 

[AnOminous]

WRONG, turbo child! Wrong, wrong, wrong! There has never been the plain truth! There is only prison!

It's amazing when you think pig tits actually deliberately singled this out to showcase it. He thinks it's good and not the prose equivalent of Sonichu.

Even great authors have had to accept down contracts when in a doldrums. If he really is out there insisting nobody can have Stiny Stim without also signing up for additional books he is phenomenally deluded.

That sort of idiotic shit (which has already been done) is what you use to try to weasel out of the tail end of a contract when you're moving on, not something you try to sell multiple books on. And that's if you're an actual established author, not an established fat faggot with bitch tits.

Having seen his idea of realistic dialogue for a Russian military leader just makes me REALLY want to read how he anally rapes Dickens’ corpse in the Tiny Tim book. Pat probably has David Copperfield saying shit like “Yo, did you know I used to date a supermodel?”

Didn't samples of it have Scrooge speaking in a Cockney accent?

What happened over the course of the last decade to this dapper young homosexual writer, once so full of promise and enthusiasm?

Whatever Happened to the Man of Pig of Tomorrow?

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

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Pat thinks you can't speak Spanish or navigate your way around Mexico unless you're Mexican.
It's an especially stupid take when you consider he's a supposed author who should be familiar with concepts like translation or cultural research.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Pat thinks you can't speak Spanish or navigate your way around Mexico unless you're Mexican.
It's an especially stupid take when you consider he's a supposed author who should be familiar with concepts like translation or cultural research.

This is so stupid that I have become dumber after reading it.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Only in this thread can I get tourism advice because a fat pig can't get locally made cheese for his sandwic

It just helps the thread readers for when they visit the AirBnB. With all that cheese you can leave nice solid upper deckers. Perhaps even clog a toilet and leave it bloody. Whole foods has a cheese section with a cheese monger. They'll even allow you samples so when Null rents the AirBnB he'll know where to stop for a live MATI.

Oh and within walking distance is Chubby Cheesesteaks. About a block from Hoolies.

Null can then drive from Milwaukee, past Waldo to the cheese museum in Plymouth. Then walk a couple of blocks to see a Satorri cheese plant.