Fallout series

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Thankfully, nate the rake has finished raking the leaves, and is taking a nice break to have a boston tea party.

God bless the enclave
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Also that what!? At the beginning wasn't intentional. I never uninstall the player comments mod because somehow it always has these perfectly timed moments

Ive used the c.a.m.p mod and turrned the us embassy into an enclave base. The story sucks, but its fun turning brits into plasma melted skeletons.


Also tenpenny's back and let's you blow up a ferris wheel. I always spare tenpenny.
 
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Some more stupid shit I found.

Early on there's a factory you find that makes British Cram or whatever and there's currently a dispute going on between the owner that wears a top hat and a monocle (because capitalism bad amiright my fellow redditors?) and the leader? I guess of the workers who is a Communist that quotes Marx over not getting paid proper wages.

You can either side with the Communist guy and shoot Mr Peanut in the face which results in the workers commandeering the factory and your reward is like 20 caps and a variant of one of those shitty pipe pistols that you already have a dozen of.

If you side with Mr peanut you kill the Communists and he refuses to pay you because lol capitalism.

There is a third option where you can suggest that pay be tied to performance and everyone is happy and you get like 200 caps.


The mutant fish have extremely poor quality models, they all look like they're wearing Michael Meyers masks. They look nothing like fish and when I first found them I actually did think they were some sort of raider faction wearing Halloween masks, I only realized they were supposed to be the fish people when one of the dialogue options mentioned gills. At least in the Frontier the lizard people actually looked like lizards.

I found a Mr Gutsy robot follower who screams about tea and crumpets every 3 seconds and despite being a better fighter he annoyed me so much that I ditched him for the Bulldog again.

Bethesda is incredibly lucky that all of their fans are somehow even worse at making games than they are.
 
Is the main quest linear or do you get to choose which faction you want to side with, like in Fallout NV/4? Multiple endings and main quest paths might just save this dumpster fire. Even Frontier got a little better once you sided with Legion or Crusaders.
 
Oh yea I forgot to mention that this mod does that Starfield thing where everyone is instantly nice and accepting of you and faultlessly polite. Even in base Fallout 4 a lot of people are cocks to you or at are least suspicious of you initially since you're an outsider right.

Not so here, everyone accepts you instantly and there's even a dialogue option in pretty much every conversation where you can tell them you are a lobotomite or clone or whatever that escaped from a British Enclave lab and everyone is just like "oh yea? hey that's amazing welcome to new Crumpetburg friend!"

No one is concerned that you might be an Enclave spy, or infected with a disease or whatever, You're their new best friend.

@30+GameOvers the only main faction I've met are the Knights Of the Round Table who are the Brotherhood of Steel in this game. I presume the Enclave/Institute like mad scientist group that you escape from in the beginning are the main evil faction although I'm not far in enough to confirm that since they haven't shown up again.
 
Also, the thread does not like us much, lmao
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If you're wondering who the person in question is, he's some random namefag that pops in from time to time. I have no idea who he is, or if he's thread worthy because 4chan micro e-celebs are worthless to me.
I call bullshit. Garbage threads are made every day that never leave PG and no one bats an eye. I could believe him asking for a janny's blessing and getting called a faggot, but there's not a chance he's an actual user if he's spouting that line.
 
I'm dying to know if there is an actual explanation behind the fish people, or if they're just slapped on there like the sex lizards/fuckable deathclaw in Frontier. Looking at the whole picture, I think I can get past or at least mod out(like pronouns/gender neutral bathrooms) everything else except for this.
 
I'm dying to know if there is an actual explanation behind the fish people, or if they're just slapped on there like the sex lizards/fuckable deathclaw in Frontier. Looking at the whole picture, I think I can get past or at least mod out(like pronouns/gender neutral bathrooms) everything else except for this.
The Thames is radioactive as fuck in this mod, there is a flooded area not long after the Fish people and stepping in the water gives you 347+ rads a second.
 
WAR. WAR NEVER CHANGES
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Or does it? Getting mixed messages here
Also, the thread does not like us much, lmao
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If you're wondering who the person in question is, he's some random namefag that pops in from time to time. I have no idea who he is, or if he's thread worthy because 4chan micro e-celebs are worthless to me.

They played Beyond The Boulder Dome and that mod was even more boring. They will definitely play this, if they can get it to work and not crash all the time. Speaking of which, I wonder if they will do a watch-along for the Fallout show like they did for Halo season 1.
Did he just call us Kiwifaggots? Go back to the imageboard nigger.
 
There's a strip club, a cult of tribals that are naked and worship a canyon, a typical raider boss called miller, and a junkie that as soon as i saw i didn't have to do a bullshit quest again to get his signature, i instantly shot in the face so i don't even know who he was.

So far the majority of my experience is just wiping out factions. Its fun.
 
The Thames is radioactive as fuck in this mod, there is a flooded area not long after the Fish people and stepping in the water gives you 347+ rads a second.
Radiation isn't what makes big scary mutated animals, it's the trace amounts of FEV in the air that linger on in the atmosphere after the nuking of West Tek facility in California aka The Glow from Fallout 1. The FEV, along with radiation, turned various critters big and mean. Radiation isn't magic pixie dust that turns people into fish no matter how much Bethesda or the COLON team wants it to be, so that's why I am asking. This may be my biggest turn off if it's not properly explained, despite all the gay shit they put in and how unfinished everything generally is.

a cult of tribals that are naked and worship a canyon
What canyon? I thought the game took place in London and the map isn't even that big, is there a Divide style set of urban ruins?

Anyways, here is some more things I found:
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Obviously, take this with a grain of salt, anybody can post anything on 4chan, however...
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...their site does host actual malware on it. Oh, and you are willingly giving away your Steam data if you use their downgrader.
This one is just funny to me
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I guess nobody has the fence jumping loicense in London.

The game balance, from what I am reading, is heavily skewed towards melee and really shitty bolt action/pipe guns. With Fallout 4's gunplay, it's about as fun as it sounds, additionally the game is balanced around most enemies not having any armor...except then the game just throws an unedited Mirelurk from the base game at you here or there, which have 45+ armor and will tank anything your dumb british ass will have at that point. Most enemies from F4 are here, they're just reskinned, altho all the assets from base F4 and DLCs are still here as well, so you can just add them via console or mods. If you're playing the game, feel free to correct me. I am curious how viable the rest of the weapon classes are(Unarmed, Explosives, Big Guns, Energy Weapons, Automatics).
 
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I'm disappointed in the enemy variety so far. All of them are reskins of base game enemies along with standards like feral ghouls. All of the raiders are pretty samey, no interesting gimmicks yet.
 
The mutant fish have extremely poor quality models, they all look like they're wearing Michael Meyers masks. They look nothing like fish and when I first found them I actually did think they were some sort of raider faction wearing Halloween masks, I only realized they were supposed to be the fish people when one of the dialogue options mentioned gills. At least in the Frontier the lizard people actually looked like lizards.
I think they were going for Shadows over Innsmouth, inspired by lovecraftian Dunwich buildings in 3 and 4.
 
I think they were going for Shadows over Innsmouth, inspired by lovecraftian Dunwich buildings in 3 and 4.
Yea I get that but I wish they were a little more mutanty and visually distinctive.

People just with saggy gray skin isn't very visually interesting, they might as well just be regular humans at that point.
 
...their site does host actual malware on it.
Maybe I don't know how uBlock works, but it directly says it blocked a Ad or tracking server, not malware. Also the 4chan shit is almost 100% someone stirring the pot because FOLON is no where near a Frontier-tier mess, at worst its boring and has performance issues. Making up a alledged Data stealing scandal for something a mod already on nexus and that has been on nexus since April does is a low tier bait.
 
Can anyone confirm if this is actually in the mod?
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Fallout London has to have this song:

Also Michael Caine.
I really want to play oldschool GTA now. Maybe I will replay the London expansions if the mod doesn't work for me for whatever reason, but I will have to finish Fallout 2 first. It will give me enough time to finalize my decision(we will know by then if something truly awful is in the game) and for some performance/bug patches to come out.
 
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