Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

He has traits of cowdom, but I don't necessarily think he's a lolcow in and of himself. He's certainly not productive enough to support a thread on his own.

Sterling, on the other hand? Holy shit, yes. Literally the only thing seperating Jim from Chipman is that Chipman isn't as smart.

I think TB is an ass who has embarrassed himself on multiple occasions. But I think most of that, especially the recent stuff, is because he's really bitter about living on borrowed time. The guy's expiration date was like a year and a half ago. Bound to loosen a few screws.
 
Is TotalBiscuit really a lolcow? He honestly just seems like a dude with a huge fucking ego issue and some exceptional opinions.
Jim on the other hand dresses like the personification of a fedoralord (I still don't know whether he does this ironically or not) and apparently is a literal cuck.
Whether or not one thinks TotalBiscuit is a lolcow, he did express some sympathies to GamerGate and in terms of what's been new, he has raged over Trump's victory. The further we go in a Trump presidency, the more salt we can see from TB over a leader that isn't even leading the country TB lives in, that is unless TB does live in the States.

Sterling, on the other hand? Holy shit, yes. Literally the only thing seperating Jim from Chipman is that Chipman isn't as smart.
Wouldn't the other difference be that Jim actually does have a wife and is also making me money than Chipman?
 
Whether or not one thinks TotalBiscuit is a lolcow, he did express some sympathies to GamerGate and in terms of what's been new, he has raged over Trump's victory. The further we go in a Trump presidency, the more salt we can see from TB over a leader that isn't even leading the country TB lives in, that is unless TB does live in the States.


Wouldn't the other difference be that Jim actually does have a wife and is also making me money than Chipman?
Is that really any kind of achievement though? His wife is basically every tumblr cliche made manifest.
 
Is TotalBiscuit really a lolcow? He honestly just seems like a dude with a huge fucking ego issue and some exceptional opinions.
Jim on the other hand dresses like the personification of a fedoralord (I still don't know whether he does this ironically or not) and apparently is a literal cuck.

TB's lengthy and deeply personal vendetta against the /r/Cynicalbrit subreddit is enough to make him a cow. Cancer's just sapped his ability to chimp out at the frequency he used to. Ever since he was diagnosed, it's about every six months before he's feeling well enough to tell off the Dang Dirty Trolls online. The man just quit his own personal hugbox over Trump winning.
 
Sterling used to be a pretty vicious anti-feminist.

$10k a month from Patreon

Towing the SJW line fattens his wallet.

I'll bet you $100 that if obese dangerhairs and malnourished bearded betas hadn't infected gaming and made Patreon into Hipster Welfare, Sterling would still be on The Escapist, whining about how Femnazis are keeping him from getting laid.

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I remember that. Will claimed that someone got roofied at E3, and Laura had to try to out-attention whore him with a story that TOTALLY HAPPENED YOU GUISE.
 
Ahhhh, I remember when Mr. Sterling had his start on the Escapist.

I was always kind of eh on him. The only part I really liked about his early videos was him playing this little diddy from FFIX:


Didn't realize his wife was his female counter part from the Tumblrina dimension though.

Thank GOD for this thread. : )
 
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I had started watching TotalBiscuit's videos at the beginning of the year, but stopped after he stared bitching about Trump winning. He's become noticeably more bitter and mean spirited in the past year, with the Co-Optional Podcast being the only thing he makes that's watchable (which is mostly due to the efforts of JessieCox and Dodger).

Also, does anyone know what happened between him and the Yogscast? There was apparently some drama between him at least Simon, if not some of the other members.
 
I think TB is an ass who has embarrassed himself on multiple occasions. But I think most of that, especially the recent stuff, is because he's really bitter about living on borrowed time. The guy's expiration date was like a year and a half ago. Bound to loosen a few screws.


I'm hipster-suicidal and full of self-loathing, but if I were total biscuit, and actually facing my own mortality, Id be a little bitter too, that my "career", even if it got me famous, was just critiquing video games. I mean I have, and continue to, waste my own life but since I'm not actively dying (any more than anyone alive is) I dont have to face those bad decisions.

He worked with her before on Jazzpunk doing voices. My bet is he wants to get into Zoe's pants like everyone else in indie gaming.

It's gotta suck to be the one guy in the indie game scene who she's actually "just friends" with.
 
I had started watching TotalBiscuit's videos at the beginning of the year, but stopped after he stared bitching about Trump winning. He's become noticeably more bitter and mean spirited in the past year, with the Co-Optional Podcast being the only thing he makes that's watchable (which is mostly due to the efforts of JessieCox and Dodger).

Also, does anyone know what happened between him and the Yogscast? There was apparently some drama between him at least Simon, if not some of the other members.

A year and a half of this happened, for one:

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And this:

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All thanks to the usual suspects.
 
TB isn't a cow, the Trump stuff makes him look a little bad but you can just see in his writing how much more thought out it is than most of the shit here. Its remarkable how little salt he's actually produced given everything that has happened- and thats not even getting into the cancer. Sterling could be called a cow and is easily capable of supporting his own thread but I think that it wouldn't be all that great of one. The big difference between him and, say, Movie Bob is that Jim is self-aware and capable of looking at shit from another perspective. All those jokes he makes about how fat and disgusting he is are just that, put downs aimed at himself over his very real and obvious personal deficits.
 
I'm not one to white-knight too often, but I think Total Biscuit's chimpouts can be at least partially explained and understood. Not everyone can be a stoic and unshakeable rock for years on end of shit like what's been thrown at him coming your way.

I don't agree with his latest rant and "I'm leaving Reddit" post, but considering he's going through treatment for fuckin' cancer and is probably on all sorts of meds, I can sympathize.

No opinion at all on Jim Sterling except to LOL at his fat dangerhair wife.
 
So basically this thread is about two cucked shitheads with inflated egos.
One of them will die from cancer and the other from a heart attack soon.

I was subscribed to TB till he got buttblasted at Blizzard during Cataclysm but I couldn't take his whining and fucking attitude anymore, so I unsubbed and haven't looked back since then. Pretty ironic of wishing some to "get cancer and die" and then get cancer yourself.

I think my friend still gives money to Cuck Sterling's patreon for whatever reason, I need to make fun of him again for that.
 
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TB gets Asscancer and his Whale of a wife Genna Bain "suddenly" goes on a weight loss kick.
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As TB is currently raising his wife's son (not joking), She sheds the fat until TB croaks and she can find a new father for her bastard child. He announced his terminal cancer in October of 2015 so the timeline actually matches up.

Women. Not even once.
 
The tragedy of the TotalBiscuit Incident, and indeed, almost every related attack involved with it, is that thanks to the CON Log Leaks and Trello Leaks, we know for sure why it was done.

Quinn's clique and its orbiters in the various Rat Kings had one overriding fear that was well-founded: That if Gamergate could potentially catch on with the rest of the Internet, they were fucked. This is the reason they threw everything at shutting it down. Any tolerance of GG was thus to be considered the equivalent of declaring your support for the Islamic state (which may or may not be why so many Anti-GGers compared GG to ISIS). Journalists had to be blacklisted. Game devs silenced. Anything that could let GG have a platform, or even get a word in edgewise had to be destroyed.

To give an example of just how insane things got, Boogie was attacked, banned from multiple sites, and told to denounce Gamergate, or else. Anyone they could get their hooks into, they did. And the message was clear: declare Gamergate to be great Satan, or prepare to be unpersoned. This shit was everywhere, and shows just how insane this mess was.

This entire fucking thing, all the provable corruption, all centered around keeping a bunch of nerds from having a voice about their own fucking hobby, and preventing a few absolute bastards from facing the consequences of their actions.

Years
of fucking Wikipedia sperging and an organized attempt to make sure that the only narrative you could find on Gamergate being "It's about harassment of women because Zoe Quinn" the de-facto explanation of it. All the destroyed careers, all the harassment directed at people, and all of it because of "muh narrative." A narrative that everyone knew was a crock, but got pushed anyway, because fuck you all, the comfort of a few shitheads who have accomplished fuck all means more than literally everyone else.
 
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Dale would later go on to claimed in a series of tweets to have been called male, “it” and “thing” by a presenter at a videogame expo, identifying him publicly by name and linking to his Twitter account. This was picked by NeoGaf and Kotaku, caused large backlash and apparently “several hundred tweets per minute” sent to the presenter. Charming. Not content to mimic Brianna Wu once, Dale then said she was receiving harassing Tweets, and, after publishing her number herself, phone calls - as well as claiming that she had told Kotaku not to publish their article.

She received an apology from the presenter (despite the fact that he was denying her claims), multiplied her Twitter followers and was published on the Huffington Post where she changed her story somewhat. Five days after the initial tweets, she admitted her original statments were lies in a joint statement with the presenter, and she apologized. Two years later, even Kotaku's editor-in-chief admitted that the thing was a fucking mess.
Interesting. I listened to a few episodes of their podcast and thought Laura was kinda nice, if bland. But nope.

I have never seen much from her, but she makes 3000/month on Patreon. How much of this is because of her own merits and how much of this is because she made false and probably calculated claims of harassment (which caused the innocent person in question to be actually harassed and probably damaged his reputation permanently) and because sugar daddy Jim is constantly pushing her (to the point of paying her to do written reviews on his own blog)? But man, he really stands up for the consumers! Tackles corruption everywhere he sees it, that Jim Sterling! Some publishers won't even touch him anymore because he's just that honest!
 
I think of the two it seems that Jim Sterling is less annoying and probably slightly more palatable to be around in person.

Jim Sterling is a fat, greasy, repulsive lunatic. Just read through the whole thread, here.

Oh yeah, that found it's way to my Twitter feed. Don't click this
Archive dat shit, bro

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I think TB is an ass who has embarrassed himself on multiple occasions. But I think most of that, especially the recent stuff, is because he's really bitter about living on borrowed time.
Eh, he has been behaving like an egotistical, thin-skinned retard for years before his cancer diagnosis.

a leader that isn't even leading the country TB lives in, that is unless TB does live in the States.
He already lives in the U.S., part of his anti-Trump chimpout was over Obamacare (despite the fact that he could get treatment for free back in the U.K.).

Edit: I was wrong about him being able to get free healthcare back in the U.K., apparently that's no longer possible. Thanks, @CWCissey
 
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