Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.1%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    670
Chrissie Mayr, Geno (the guy who Aaron has on), and others basically got cut because Cumia was too much of a pussy to find a good hatchet man to tell those retard to fuck off or give them warning that they needed to find new work. I think Chrissie and Geno want to remain on Nick’s good side in hopes Dax still has connections in the LA comedy scene. I believe that’s why Keanu snaked Aaron.
Honestly they all deserve to be linked with and subservient to Dax Herrera so in my humble internet retard opinion they should really try to kickstart their career back to life in this way.

Can't wait for the April Amhole and Diddler Dax simp texts leaks next year.
 
This was the start, peak, and end of her comedy career.
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This clip of Ralph makes me want to puke. He's an absolute fucking piece of shit.

I frequently feel normal human empathy for almost anyone, including Ralph on occasion. But I'm going to note this as a reminder to me to remember that some people are absolute and total fucking pieces of self-absorbed garbage.

And I know nothing about this woman except in passing, but she deserves a minor award for staying cool with that impotent bully. But I hate to see a woman twisting in knots to appease an unhinged emotional maelstrom of a raging man(let).

Not saying a person can't be sensitive about some topics, but he thinks he's a) so unique and b) entitled to be the worst for any minor perceived slight. Despicable person.

Oh and love how he verbally abuses her but refuses to just go away and gtfo - he just has to stay there and bully and bitch.

Oh, yeah, exactly the same bitch as in his recent seethe. Ethan Ralph is a pathetically transparent bitchboy. What's the inverse of impostor syndrome?

Ethan, may a freak hurricane deposit you and Nick Rekieta and everyone like you on a tiny island in an unknown ocean with no way to call for help, completely abandoned, forgotten and consigned in everyone's minds to the depths forever.
 
She told the story on Geno Bisconte's show.

RedBar was the only clip of it I could find. Timestamped at 7:32 when he starts the clip. Apologies for the annoying cluster fuck.

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There's way too many holes in the dam for him to do any degree of damage control. His best bet is to DFE and go back to being a normie.
Nick's kids were found starving, stinking and not attending school in a filthy crack den home, but what was the first thing Nick said to the cops? "driving my kids around all the time is stressful", when you pair that with his repeated pronouncements before and since that he "never missed a kids activity" (until he was arrested) and you begin to see how Nick's mind works.

Nick drew a sense of pride from doing "his bit", even if nothing else was being done, even if his kids were starving, he was still driving his starving kids to activities and that was enough for him. That's the insane level of compartmentalization we're dealing with when it comes to Nick, he will just keep narrowing his focus to what he still thinks he can control and try and tear down or ignore the rest.
Nick has nothing but money and time right now and so he arrogantly believes he can use both to regain or keep control.

It's why he will never pull up, it's why he will never go back to being a normie, even if it's the only logical path left for him, he would have to give up control and admit that he wasn't in control, it's antithetical to his nature.
 
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Nick drew a sense of pride from doing "his bit", even if nothing else was being done, even if his kids were starving, he was still driving his starving kids to activities and that was enough for him.
Driving his kids to a drive-through for a meal was too much. Those kids would eventually get over being hungry ☠️

I really do hate this lying, deadbeat sack of shit and wish the worst upon him.
 
She told the story on Geno Bisconte's show.

RedBar was the only clip of it I could find. Timestamped at 7:32 when he starts the clip. Apologies for the annoying cluster fuck.

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Found a better version.

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>be woman
>see clothes
>intrusive thoughts ensue
Many such cases!
 
I listened to the end of tonight's FNT again, and they got to the part where they all say what they're doing that week. Chrissie just said she was "doing a few interviews" among other things, but not who she was interviewing. Rekieta's fallen that hard that he's not even worth mentioning by name. Also lends further credence that it's just to sweep for April.

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Honestly they all deserve to be linked with and subservient to Dax Herrera so in my humble internet retard opinion they should really try to kickstart their career back to life in this way.
It's not overtly stated among Gary's crew, but he is very much pro Eric July. So I imagine anything to do with Maddox's #1 Fanboy is going to be met with some scrutiny. Chrissie just mentioned Coomalot on an FNT a few months back and there was an awkward silence for a bit. That was even before Coom failed to start a whisper campaign about Az being a sex pest.
 
I listened to the end of tonight's FNT again, and they got to the part where they all say what they're doing that week. Chrissie just said she was "doing a few interviews" among other things, but not who she was interviewing. Rekieta's fallen that hard that he's not even worth mentioning by name. Also lends further credence that it's just to sweep for April.
Rekieta pissed off a lot of people in that sphere. YellowFlash I believe was in the inner circle that Legal Dicksucker was a part of and called Rekieta out in leaked messages along with Rekieta brining up how he was an addict as a personal attack.

The Eric July stuff pissed a lot of them off with how Nick wanted to ruin Eric over nothing.
 
Chrissie Mayer is an insufferable twat and has always been gross and skeevy. She's exactly who I'd expect to be associated with him, a second rate "comedian" who occasionally flirts with the conservative larp. Normies are fucking stupid so it makes sense for them to have taken this long to notice Nick's a huge faggot, but the Chrissie Mayers and the Jujus of the world were very well aware
Simpcast is an abomination to mankind. Even just the name should be enough to turn you away. You know what you're getting.

I listened to the end of tonight's FNT again, and they got to the part where they all say what they're doing that week. Chrissie just said she was "doing a few interviews" among other things, but not who she was interviewing. Rekieta's fallen that hard that he's not even worth mentioning by name. Also lends further credence that it's just to sweep for April.
Listening to it right now. I actually like this one. And yes, she's basically saying nothing, which is great.
 
Rekieta pissed off a lot of people in that sphere. YellowFlash I believe was in the inner circle that Legal Dicksucker was a part of and called Rekieta out in leaked messages along with Rekieta brining up how he was an addict as a personal attack.

The Eric July stuff pissed a lot of them off with how Nick wanted to ruin Eric over nothing.
Rippaverse criticism is generally off-limits with Gary's crew. That live action Yaira trailer went unacknowledged the week it came out. And it was getting roasted even outside the EVS/Dax hatesphere for looking like something not even the CW would want to touch.

Simpcast is an abomination to mankind. Even just the name should be enough to turn you away. You know what you're getting.
She told the story on Geno Bisconte's show.
Even with all his problems, ItsAGundam was probably a better pick over Chrissie. He's genuinely funny when tard-wrangled properly.

Also @Sharpeteer if you're listening for that segment, it's during their exclusive Rumble hour, so make sure you're watching it on there.
 
I imagine dirt-eating Anna also probably had an absolute fucking melty when the news dropped April is being re-charged.
These 403s are disgusting. Fuck the kids being mistreated. Nothing matters but cunt hole solidarity. Makes me sick. No maternal instinct whatsoever.
Even with all his problems, ItsAGundam was probably a better pick over Chrissie. He's genuinely funny when tard-wrangled properly.
The correct answer is neither. There's too many people on that show as is. This country needs a good depression to wipe out the paypigs that fund these no talent assholes.
 
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I think Nick needs to shave
His head.
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I think Chrissie and Geno want to remain on Nick’s good side in hopes Dax still has connections in the LA comedy scene. I believe that’s why Keanu snaked Aaron.
Joke's on them, Dax ain't got shit. His last standup routine with Vito was one at some third rate venue where hardly anybody laughed, and he was in a Pizza Hut commercial that was so gay it never aired.

I don't believe he has the connections he wants people to believe he has ('cept for maybe drug connections).

Even Hollyweird has some standards, and Dax is a talentless hack.
 
Keanu's indignation at "cult leader" Nick was purely because she wanted her whore friend back. Now that she's back, her and Nick are great. None of these people actually think Nick is doing anything wrong, which is pretty gross considering Chrissie is a mother and Anna is pregnant.
I misunderstood some of these people to be merely dumb, when it seems that they are bad people. If you're going to rally around this gal pal, BFFs 4evar bullshit and defend April and Nick after you know these two brought misery to Nick's kids, you're fucked in the head. Even moreso when you are now a parent.

If I were friends with some guy and then I found out he turned some kids' house into a drug den/degenerate swingers pad, I wouldn't be rushing to his defense. I'd want to find out if that were true, and if it were true, I wouldn't be able to stay friends with him. How could you like and respect someone like that unless you had no moral standards?
 
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