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Tommy Totter of the antipodes.
Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.
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"I folded the tip of the clit in on itself and down..." No, no. Nope. How on Earth would that be pleasurable for a guy?
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I recoiled in horror for the split second that I opened then immediately closed the spoiler. That was BURNED into my retinas.
There are some extremely unfortunate looking men in the world, and I’m sure that there are some faces that no amount of cosmetics or flashy eye/head wear could ever work on.
Even so, I think it’s a safe bet that transitioning AT ALL in such a state just instantly eviscerates any hope of shit getting better. He went from landfill to incinerate for fear of contamination.
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So they did some yoga style dick-origami sex, the guy had a good nut 'cus it's his fetish and that convinced him he should get his dick cut into pieces and stuffed up into his pelvis. The sex described doesn't even remotely resemble normal hetero sex so how he came to that conclusion is quite an interesting leap. Sounds about right in terms of troon logic
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Aoife with more hot takes.
HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet
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that’s also where I had to stop reading because my mind was completely unable to process how or ….how.
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True and honest ladies of the thread, such as myself, don’t we ALL carry cards that state that we have boobs?
This delusional, gay MtF troon believes so.
P.S. Guess how quickly it took me to know that this was a troon, before I saw the poorly applied nail polish.
This delusional, gay MtF troon believes so.
P.S. Guess how quickly it took me to know that this was a troon, before I saw the poorly applied nail polish.
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LaughJoke2.0
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Sir, take the "Owner" part out and you're correct you are an "Officially a Card-Carrying Boob" but not as in tits.
Necrosan
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Literally carrying a card that says "these are the artificial boobs you had to pay for because you can't grow them naturally because you are not a woman"
I 100% expect a post in the future that says "MY BOOB ID CARD CAUSES ME DYSPHORIA!"
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I know of women who have breast implants, and yet they still don’t feel the need to broadcast that they have a card for it.
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Powertripping "butch" transbian mod apparently banning transmasc-inclusive users from r/butchlesbians:
Context (u/PinkWhiteAndBlue is the tranny janny):
Doubling down:
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Context (u/PinkWhiteAndBlue is the tranny janny):
Doubling down:
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TIF shares her terrible experience with puberty blockers. Needless to say she was downvoted and called a liar.
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"The fuck is 'muffing'?", I wondered before I stumbled upon this helpful Vice article and then I just sat there and wept.
So she does actually mean the inguinal canal when she writes interlingual. And here I thought she might have been trying to wordwrangle something fancy around fucking her bf in his ass with a dildo but no, she actually tried shoving a dildo into his iguinal canal - wtf.
What's wrong with these rainbow people and why do they all look like 90s children's TV show hosts on crack, like that sex "educator"?
Why do trannies write books about stuffing their ballsack into their abdomen?
Lots of questions and no answers...
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>jewish certified sex educator
Not only is it extremely predictable, it's also hilarious.
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Being a lesbian is all about the cock. Never about masculine looking cunts.
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Oh that's Ryan. He spends most of his spare time antagonising various administrative aspects of the British state to try and get them to recognise he's non binary. He had Rioley's futa surgery don't you know, he has an amhole AND kept his penis.
He's currently embroiled in a fight to get the Gender Recognition Panel to acknowledge him as non binary. They're refusing to issue a Gender Recognition Certificate that will change his legal sex to non binary, because that is not a sex we recognise legally in the UK, only M or F. You need a GRC to change your legal sex - most government agencies will change stuff like a driving license and a passport if its signed off by a doctor, but practically speaking it's a polite fiction. Birth and death certificates, marriage etc all revert to actual legal sex. It's why they were brought in, actually, to let transgender women marry their boyfriends back before gay marriage was legal. As a quirk the registrar has to call you a husband or a wife when you're getting married in the UK, and that has to be based off your legal sex - they're not allowed to say spouse or otherwise avoid saying it, and it has to be based off your legal sex (so trans people on their wedding day have to get misgendered if they don't have a GRC, which is something PhilosophyTube seethes about).
What he's seething about here is his NI number, which is a unique identifier for every person in the UK. Like with passports and driving licenses, the taxman will let people update their gender marker so they don't get misgendered by staff, but they still record legal sex because they have to keep track of if person #688486263 has received benefits or if they've contributed enough tax to receive a pension etc. and need to keep track across name changes and transition.
Ryan has an X on his American passport for non binary, but once again, that's not a concept here. He's complaining that they're noting down if he wants to be called either male or female while keeping track of him as a male. He is not able to get them to record his gender as X, nor ignore the fact that his legal sex is M, nor change his legal sex to X. He's been at this chicanery for years now ever since transitioning during covid.
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While finding his dox I skipped past a few details of his life but I'm pretty sure the tremor is the result of long term psychiatric medication.
There is at least one involuntary commitment in his past...
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Be careful what you wish for. Yesterday’s Lady Conehead has a short posting history packed with so much detail it took exactly five seconds to find his current name. He even uploaded his resume to Reddit, for God’s sake. The FaceApp photos he uses for professional purposes are not only posted on Reddit but are fucking kino. Give me a minute and his birth name will probably come up too. I usually keep my cows’ names to myself because they’re making feeble efforts at anonymity, but I gotta wonder with this one.
DOB: 24 or 25 July 1967 (unclear because of the vagaries of Reddit dating) link | archive
Lives near Philadelphia link | archive
Has mild cerebral palsy and uses a pink wheelchair link | archive
Only one of his hands works and still has not worked out the easy way to put on a bra link | archive
Is 5’5”, 165lb, and thinks he’s a 42a in bra size link | archive
Is a dramaturg but now looking for work as a story analyst link | archive
Over the last 40 years he’s had sex with men, relationships with women, and cycled through an absurdly long list of sexual identities (list below). But he’s always wanted to fuck lesbians link | archive
Started titty skittles about 8 months ago link | archive
Has a ”Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire vibe” link | archive
He has been with his fiancée for 13 years, opened the relationship 2 years ago, and currently enjoying bed death and looking for love with lesbians link | archive
Is feeling a bit uncertain hitting on lesbians given he’s clearly a man and can’t afford surgery link | archive
But also want to fuck a pooner link | archive
Shaving his genitals is a bit challenging link | archive
His dream is to dress cottagecore, which is a change from the usual troon fashion link | archive
This comes from the post below
submitted 6 months ago * by NewMaximum5523
I think I’ve finally found myself. I’ve always had lesbians as friends and been attracted to lesbians even when I had no clue about their sexuality.
As a kid in the 1970’s, you weren’t even allowed to say the word gay. I rode horses from age 8-18 at a Horseback Riding Center for the disabled (I have mild Cerebral Palsy.) The two women who ran the place were a lesbian couple — I had no clue until years later, and no, it didn’t matter.
For undergrad, I went to Sarah Lawrence, and, partially due to my disability and my lack of macho, was adopted by a group of radical lesbians who did not speak to men.
The word non-binary didn’t exist in popular culture then, but I enjoyed wearing skirts and tights. As a theater person, makeup wasn’t new to me, and I especially loved base (foundation) as it made my skin look flawless. Even with all of this, I was still:
cis/het/mono.
I’d always loved sex, and after leaving college discovered I liked having sex with men. I worked in a lesbian bookstore and was made an honorary woman so that I could be part of a lesbian coven. (This would be the late 80’s -early 90’s.)
I’m still wearing skirts, and, living in NYC I discovered Patricia Fields and Urban Decay nail polish. I started wearing it because it came in colors like Vomit and Plague. Nothing that might indicate femininity.
Cis/bi/mono
By this time I was living in the West Village, about two blocks away from the piers. Between that, and being in the theatre, I knew plenty of gay men, drag queens, and “traps” (not the word we used back then which is now considered a slur) so I was sure none of those fit me. I still found myself attracted to lesbians. In fact, I had a lesbian friend and we would go to bars and play “Is she or isn’t she?”
So- at 29 I was a cis bi man who liked skirts and nail polish, had relationships with women and sex with men, and was equally attracted now to brains, no matter the gender. That’s when I heard about sapiosexuals.
Cis/bi/sapio.
Jump forward 8 years. I was watching an interview with Angelina Jolie and she said she was pansexual. That made sense to me in a way bisexual didn’t. Ok. Got it.
Cis/pan/sapio.
I was still having relationships with cishet woman, as well as sex, sometimes with people I didn’t know, and it was boring. About 3 years later I heard the word demisexual, which felt right.
Cis/pan/demi/sapio.
I met a very nice straight woman (who I’m still with) and we discovered that although we loved each other, we didn’t have much in common in terms of hobbies or sex drive.
So we decided to open up the relationship and try an ENM.
Cis/pan/demisapio/poly.
Now, my partner has a very male energy - we often joke that I’m the woman in the relationship. I noticed that I felt less and less male, but not exactly female either. That’s when I learned the word non-binary. OK.
Enby/pan/Demi/sapio/poly.
So I bought some female-identified clothing (more than just broomstick skirts) and started wearing lipstick in addition to the base - and when my now fiancée and I would watch TV and talk about who we would toss the other one out of bed for - I was always attracted to androgynous folks or yes, lesbians.
Now I had always identified as a top or Dom, but I found myself incredibly attracted to folks who presented either as androgyne or butch because they made me feel safe.
Enby/demi/pan/sapio/poly/femme.
It was about this time that I started getting clocked as a crossdresser, and while I have absolutely no problem with folx who identify that way, it felt wrong for me. It somehow wasn’t enough.
One morning I woke up and realized I was a transwoman.
OK - Trans/demi/sapio/pan/poly/femme.
I started on HRT (it’s been about 10 weeks now) and about 5 weeks in I realized that I wasn’t attracted to everyone. I was attracted to women.
If transwomen are women, and I’m attracted to women, that makes me a lesbian.
So: Trans/Demi/sapio/lesbian/poly/femme.
I feel happier than I’ve ever been, and like I’m finally home. However, because it’s not even 3 months on HRT, I still very much present as male.
link | archive
- cis/het/mono
- Cis/bi/mono
- Cis/bi/sapio
- Cis/pan/sapio
- Cis/pan/demi/sapio
- Cis/pan/demisapio/poly.
- Enby/pan/Demi/sapio/poly.
- Enby/demi/pan/sapio/poly/femme.
- Trans/demi/sapio/pan/poly/femme.
- Trans/Demi/sapio/lesbian/poly/femme.
submitted 6 months ago * by NewMaximum5523
I think I’ve finally found myself. I’ve always had lesbians as friends and been attracted to lesbians even when I had no clue about their sexuality.
As a kid in the 1970’s, you weren’t even allowed to say the word gay. I rode horses from age 8-18 at a Horseback Riding Center for the disabled (I have mild Cerebral Palsy.) The two women who ran the place were a lesbian couple — I had no clue until years later, and no, it didn’t matter.
For undergrad, I went to Sarah Lawrence, and, partially due to my disability and my lack of macho, was adopted by a group of radical lesbians who did not speak to men.
The word non-binary didn’t exist in popular culture then, but I enjoyed wearing skirts and tights. As a theater person, makeup wasn’t new to me, and I especially loved base (foundation) as it made my skin look flawless. Even with all of this, I was still:
cis/het/mono.
I’d always loved sex, and after leaving college discovered I liked having sex with men. I worked in a lesbian bookstore and was made an honorary woman so that I could be part of a lesbian coven. (This would be the late 80’s -early 90’s.)
I’m still wearing skirts, and, living in NYC I discovered Patricia Fields and Urban Decay nail polish. I started wearing it because it came in colors like Vomit and Plague. Nothing that might indicate femininity.
Cis/bi/mono
By this time I was living in the West Village, about two blocks away from the piers. Between that, and being in the theatre, I knew plenty of gay men, drag queens, and “traps” (not the word we used back then which is now considered a slur) so I was sure none of those fit me. I still found myself attracted to lesbians. In fact, I had a lesbian friend and we would go to bars and play “Is she or isn’t she?”
So- at 29 I was a cis bi man who liked skirts and nail polish, had relationships with women and sex with men, and was equally attracted now to brains, no matter the gender. That’s when I heard about sapiosexuals.
Cis/bi/sapio.
Jump forward 8 years. I was watching an interview with Angelina Jolie and she said she was pansexual. That made sense to me in a way bisexual didn’t. Ok. Got it.
Cis/pan/sapio.
I was still having relationships with cishet woman, as well as sex, sometimes with people I didn’t know, and it was boring. About 3 years later I heard the word demisexual, which felt right.
Cis/pan/demi/sapio.
I met a very nice straight woman (who I’m still with) and we discovered that although we loved each other, we didn’t have much in common in terms of hobbies or sex drive.
So we decided to open up the relationship and try an ENM.
Cis/pan/demisapio/poly.
Now, my partner has a very male energy - we often joke that I’m the woman in the relationship. I noticed that I felt less and less male, but not exactly female either. That’s when I learned the word non-binary. OK.
Enby/pan/Demi/sapio/poly.
So I bought some female-identified clothing (more than just broomstick skirts) and started wearing lipstick in addition to the base - and when my now fiancée and I would watch TV and talk about who we would toss the other one out of bed for - I was always attracted to androgynous folks or yes, lesbians.
Now I had always identified as a top or Dom, but I found myself incredibly attracted to folks who presented either as androgyne or butch because they made me feel safe.
Enby/demi/pan/sapio/poly/femme.
It was about this time that I started getting clocked as a crossdresser, and while I have absolutely no problem with folx who identify that way, it felt wrong for me. It somehow wasn’t enough.
One morning I woke up and realized I was a transwoman.
OK - Trans/demi/sapio/pan/poly/femme.
I started on HRT (it’s been about 10 weeks now) and about 5 weeks in I realized that I wasn’t attracted to everyone. I was attracted to women.
If transwomen are women, and I’m attracted to women, that makes me a lesbian.
So: Trans/Demi/sapio/lesbian/poly/femme.
I feel happier than I’ve ever been, and like I’m finally home. However, because it’s not even 3 months on HRT, I still very much present as male.
link | archive
56 PA Trans Lesbian (self.lesbianr4r)
submitted 3 days ago by NewMaximum5523
Hi everybody! So, um, it’s been a heck of a ride discovering who I actually am. Some facts:
My birthday is tomorrow and I will be 57.
I have been on HRT for 8 months and at my most “trying to pass” have a Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire vibe. I don’t love it either. So yes, I present as male.
I am in a long-term committed dead bedroom relationship with a cishet woman. We’ve been in an ENM / open relationship for the last 2 years and together for 13. That isn’t going to change.
I have mild cerebral palsy and use a hot pink wheelchair to get from point A to point B.
Macho male energy has always bothered me and now it disgusts me. More than that, I’m seeing it everywhere, and understanding societal sexism in a way I never have before.
I’m looking for someone to be close to, who can make me feel safe, and is a generally positive person.
I’m kind, funny, smart, and love to take care of people. I can write, research, and think but have no skills that would be useful in a worldwide cataclysm.
If I do meet someone it would have to go slow because I haven’t really put myself out there since 2011 and I’m terrified.
I am a tiny bit pudgy with no hair on top, and have no money in the budget for wigs. Brown hair and eyes.
I have always felt close to / been friends with lesbians, even when I knew nothing about their sexuality. It’s a vibe.
I’m nor just looking for another trans lesbian - in fact, I think I’d prefer someone with a little more experience/knowledge.
I’ve spent my life working in the theatre, most recently as a dramaturg.
If you think WAP was the first sexual song to be popular, you are too young for me.
Anybody? Bueller?
link | archive
submitted 3 days ago by NewMaximum5523
Hi everybody! So, um, it’s been a heck of a ride discovering who I actually am. Some facts:
My birthday is tomorrow and I will be 57.
I have been on HRT for 8 months and at my most “trying to pass” have a Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire vibe. I don’t love it either. So yes, I present as male.
I am in a long-term committed dead bedroom relationship with a cishet woman. We’ve been in an ENM / open relationship for the last 2 years and together for 13. That isn’t going to change.
I have mild cerebral palsy and use a hot pink wheelchair to get from point A to point B.
Macho male energy has always bothered me and now it disgusts me. More than that, I’m seeing it everywhere, and understanding societal sexism in a way I never have before.
I’m looking for someone to be close to, who can make me feel safe, and is a generally positive person.
I’m kind, funny, smart, and love to take care of people. I can write, research, and think but have no skills that would be useful in a worldwide cataclysm.
If I do meet someone it would have to go slow because I haven’t really put myself out there since 2011 and I’m terrified.
I am a tiny bit pudgy with no hair on top, and have no money in the budget for wigs. Brown hair and eyes.
I have always felt close to / been friends with lesbians, even when I knew nothing about their sexuality. It’s a vibe.
I’m nor just looking for another trans lesbian - in fact, I think I’d prefer someone with a little more experience/knowledge.
I’ve spent my life working in the theatre, most recently as a dramaturg.
If you think WAP was the first sexual song to be popular, you are too young for me.
Anybody? Bueller?
link | archive
Seriously. I cannot get over this level of retardation. Just use your real name on Reddit and be done with it. link | archive ETA archived thanks to wonderful @Notorious AGP
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Well in all honesty a white middle class guy from like Minnesota or something being like "Howdy fella me name's Rajesh" would be pretty funny. This is just main character syndrome though
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wow, much science, very natural
I love the logic of "I crave estrogen, therefore it is good for me" absolute addict logic.