"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Gorton Colu]

Don't forget to add green bell peppers so you can shit, though.

There are those who practice "retention." They should omitt the peppers.

 

[TETRABAX]

Quentin Crispmaxxing -"You can buy food from the Pharmacists now as a grey powder, I don't go to food shops anymore."

Fuck, I have that shirt

 

[Harm]

Don't forget to add green bell peppers so you can shit, though.

I prefer spinach; cooked spinach with some lemon juice and garlic powder tastes amazing on an omelette.

 

[CircuSphere]

Of course, they're a good protein source, but they're not "nutritionally complete." My post is logically complete in context.

Yes, thank you health and fitness guru. I am sorry I used your sacred words so casually, of course only official fortified soy and wheat powders can earn that coveted label. I understand sir.

I was caught up thinking about that dinosaur from Land Before Time II and his little song and didn't stop to ensure that eggs contain sufficient vitamin B. I forgot that we must assume that Tetra has not seen a banana since the death of George Floyd traumatized him so and being a farms poster he could not possible obtain vitamin D from the sun.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I've always wondered how this works for women. If the menstruation cycle is skipped due to malnutrition, does that delay menopause?

No, the vast majority, and I mean 99.999% of eggs are lost in ways other than menstruation, if a woman doesn’t menstruate in a month the egg that would have been that egg is just lost with the other 1000 eggs she loses that month naturally. It isn’t like the body saves the egg and tacks on another cycle at the end, that’s not how women’s bodies work.

 

[NoWayBro]

@TETRABAX , you need to buy yourself a case of MREs if you still refuse to cook your own food.

In your experience, are MREs good for the cost? I hear different things.

 

[TETRABAX]

In your experience, are MREs good for the cost? I hear different things.

MREs are overpriced unless you can pick up the old stock that people are getting rid of because you think expiration dates are bullshit. Honestly the caloric value is not high enough given the cost. Rice, beans, and animal feed are just as nutrient dense with a much lower cost

 

[Harm]

Yes, thank you health and fitness guru.

nigga it's basic nutrition info, I don't know why you're taking my message out of context to make dumb non-sequitur points and then act like I'm being arrogant because I was right. It's not arrogant to be correct. Sorry you're insecure.

He said they're "nutritionally complete," I pointed out they're not. Case closed. Go be retarded in someone else's notifications.

EDIT: Damn right I'm mad

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Did you know cats and dinosaurs are cool?

Did you know that some youtuber looking for views and clout did what every LARPer threatens to do and derailed a train and was caught?

 

[Lidl Drip]

animal feed

You eat animal feed?

 

[TETRABAX]

You eat animal feed?

I mean animal feed is just food that for some reason is not marketed to people. That means if you buy feed, you don't have to pay the marketing costs that come with "people" food and can save some money

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

I mean animal feed is just food that for some reason is not marketed to people. That means if you buy feed, you don't have to pay the marketing costs that come with "people" food and can save some money

Grocery store Incel vs. thefarmersdog.com Chad

 

[Lidl Drip]

I mean animal feed is just food that for some reason is not marketed to people. That means if you buy feed, you don't have to pay the marketing costs that come with "people" food and can save some money

I mean if you're gonna eat dog food in order to make it rain on our boy Josh don't let me stop you, your dedication is admirable.

 

[CircuSphere]

nigga it's basic nutrition info, I don't know why you're taking my message out of context to make dumb non-sequitur points and then act like I'm being arrogant because I was right. It's not arrogant to be correct. Sorry you're insecure.

He said they're "nutritionally complete," I pointed out they're not. Case closed. Go be retarded in someone else's notifications.

EDIT: Damn right I'm mad

It's not even you it's the whole internet thread mentality. My original statement was tepid at best "nutritionally complete I would imagine." I was smoking the dab and literally thinking about egg eating snakes and shit and how the egg has enough protein and fat to grow a chicken to hatching while staring at the fridge. Deep down I knew that this would happen and I posted anyway. I absolutely hate nutritional conversations, my wife lays out the vitamins at night to make me take 'em that is how little I care. I regret making the observation, I regret bringing this upon myself. I even tried to have chat GPT debate you but it was too autistic for that, it kept taking your side and did not understand my prompt modifier of 'be more jewish' at all.

I keep trying to back out of the debate with a shred of dignity and a joke but you keep trying to have the last word, at which point it is just a game.

 

[Concentrate Juice]

Yes. All of you lazy faggots need to try making your own pizza from scratch, especially the dough. I will beat you all over the head with recipes, recommendations and health scares until you relent and stop eating goyslop every day. Long live the meat brine and curses be upon the drivethru. Fucking fight me ITT if you refuse to cook your own steaks, bros. I'll dunk on you with the best autumnal herb veggie sides that will make you cry all the way back to the forum's food board.

Now this is the kind of spergery I can get behind.

I refuse to let someone who isn't me cook my steaks, they'll fuck it up 100% guaranteed. Steak is far too important to leave to some third worlder to cook for me. If I didn't shake the butcher's hand, it's not going in my mouth.

 

[TETRABAX]

I mean if you're gonna eat dog food in order to make it rain on our boy Josh don't let me stop you, your dedication is admirable.

https://mazuri.com/products/mazuri-primate-l-s-gel-diet

Gorilla feed is expensive but it's only €20/kg and since European money is fake, it's essentially free. Mix that with some water and raw squirrel feed and you have super gorilla macros and calories with a fraction of the cost of "people" food. It's just simple math

 

[Harm]

I mean if you're gonna eat dog food in order to make it rain on our boy Josh don't let me stop you, your dedication is admirable.

I can fix him.

raw squirrel feed

I will tie you down and forcefeed you a nutritionally complete meal.

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

No iron

False. They don't have a lot, but they have enough when you eat enough of them.

Edit: This isn't a feeder joke. My breakfast is a minimum of 10 eggs.

 

[Harm]

False. They don't have a lot, but they have enough when you eat enough of them.

Double-checked and you're correct for adult men. I had the amount adult men should get in a day confused with women, who need over twice as much.

So if you eat 16 eggs in a day then you're good on iron, men. Start gulping.

 

[TETRABAX]

I can fix him.

I will tie you down and forcefeed you a nutritionally complete meal.

There is nothing to be fixed. I have min/maxed nutrition while spending pennies on the dollar. There is nothing objectively wrong with dog biscuits besides the bland taste. They also say on the box that it helps clean teeth so I get more teeth brushing than the average American