Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

What happens when you cross lobster with pig? Imagine it. Could it be the tastiest of flesh yet known to man? Even more succulent than the celebrated pepperoni?

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Lol, paint your fucking front porch, Rick. I know if I'm walking up those steps I'm instantly regretting paying $99. I'm thinking of moving the decimal point toward the left.
Is that his gay “days since muh house got swatted” sign on the door? He just leaves that there while he’s got air b&b guests coming in and out?

It’s all so tiresome. Love that he waited for prime time viewing hours to post it for the max amount of “I’m so sorry” posts. Fag.
 
Is that his gay “days since muh house got swatted” sign on the door? He just leaves that there while he’s got air b&b guests coming in and out?
You had me so excited for a moment that Piggy actually had one of those on his front door, can you imagine the conversations his guests would have with him?
"What's this about the place getting swatted constantly? You didn't mention this on the listing."
Then Pat will have to explain "there is a terrorist kabal of stalker children on Twitter who talk to me as my toilet and threaten to not flush their poop, who swats me and drops cans of paint on my driveway to fuck with me" to a completely incredulous person who just wanted a place to stay the night in Milwaukee. We'd get so many new patposters with tales from the ha'hovel :story:
 
You had me so excited for a moment that Piggy actually had one of those on his front door, can you imagine the conversations his guests would have with him?
"What's this about the place getting swatted constantly? You didn't mention this on the listing."
Then Pat will have to explain "there is a terrorist kabal of stalker children on Twitter who talk to me as my toilet and threaten to not flush their poop, who swats me and drops cans of paint on my driveway to fuck with me" to a completely incredulous person who just wanted a place to stay the night in Milwaukee. We'd get so many new patposters with tales from the ha'hovel :story:
He literally had a sign.
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The odds of that sign being put up solely for performative purposes once they realised a news crew was going to cover them is 100%.

The state will be filing their brief to dismiss the lawsuit by Thursday. He has three weeks to respond.

He clearly did this himself to have something for the lawyers (which isn't how it works, but he thinks it works this way). He's getting desperate. Also note that he didn't say anything about how the officers handled it because they were probably professional.

I'd love to see his e-mails to the legal team.

I swear we're going to be at 100+ """swattings""" by October. Much like his waistline, Patty just keeps inflating the numbers.
 
The odds of that sign being put up solely for performative purposes once they realised a news crew was going to cover them is 100%.



I swear we're going to be at 100+ """swattings""" by October. Much like his waistline, Patty just keeps inflating the numbers.
The number goes both up and down, I remember a few pages back seeing him posting on twitter that the number was "60+" and not long after it was 25. The number is whatever this overgrown toddler fatly thinks he can get away with
 
The number goes both up and down, I remember a few pages back seeing him posting on twitter that the number was "60+" and not long after it was 25. The number is whatever this overgrown toddler fatly thinks he can get away with
Sometimes he counts anything including a fire truck driving by a block away, other times he tries to be precise if he knows someone might check.

He’s a faggot, bitch tits, fat.
 
Let's see what our good friend Patrick is up to.
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Can we get a closer look at that meme for a second?...
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You just know iFunny is beyond dead when Pat starts reposting shit from it.
Rick posting a Yu-Gi-Oh reference is insane (assuming he knows and understands what it's from). He'd have been in his early to mid 20s in the heyday of Yu-Gi-Oh.

Rick being an old-school Shonen connoisseur would make him slightly endearing. I hope he busts out intimate knowledge of Dragon Ball or Yu Yu Hakusho next.
 
Imagine how satisfying it would be to have Fatrick come at you in real life, so you could kick the living shit out of him?
I do sometimes. I would love to kick his fat fucking face in.
I get where you're coming from as I'm a fan of violence myself. However, in this particular case I submit it'd be far more entertaining for you and for us if you just laughed hard right in his face. After you composed yourself, you apologize. You then add that you just couldn't contain yourself when the most pathetic fat faggot with bitch tits you ever saw threatened you. You just couldn't help yourself but laugh.

And then if he annoys you more go ahead and knock him down with a left hook to the jaw. Slap those fat tits of his when he's down for extra LOLs.

Please for the love of all existence make sure it's all recorded.
 
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Imagine how satisfying it would be to have Fatrick come at you in real life, so you could kick the living shit out of him?
I do sometimes. I would love to kick his fat fucking face in.
I kind of feel like it's only a matter of time before this happens, only it will be some Milwaukee normie unaware of Patrick's Internet infamy. Patrick IS a pussy but he's also very clearly unhinged, a drunkard, and was making threats of murder as far back as 2011. I can easily see him going off on some rando for a mundane reason (or for wearing a Trump hat), taking a swing very fatly, and then getting decked.
 
And then if he annoys you more go ahead and knock him down with a left hook to the jaw. Slap those fat tits of his when he's down for extra LOLs.
Everyone knows the real chad move would be to put Pat in a headlock and give him a noogie
 
Imagine how satisfying it would be to have Fatrick come at you in real life, so you could kick the living shit out of him?
I do sometimes. I would love to kick his fat fucking face in.
He's a little bitch though and he wouldn't do that, instead he'd Karen out at the managers and call the police claiming to be terrified, like he did with Nadolny (who was just sitting there apparently). He cried for a police escort out of a courtroom.
 
Patrick is on 'shrooms perhaps? Either way I found this funny: (A)
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Why did he go to the air and water show when Oshkosh air venture was happening that same week? Much better overall IMO

Real answer: Fat is cheap as fuck and can’t afford $50 to pay for admission lmfao
 
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