Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[LightEmittingDiode]

I just had the horrifying realization that mukbangs are like pornography to feeders. "Duh" i know, but my brain can't accept these disgusting videos as anything but torture-material you might show someone Clockwork-Orange-style.
I wonder if Emily watched her old mukbangs and fElL iN lOvE.

Amber would never admit this but she plays up to her feeder audience during her muckbangs.

Lifting up the fried whatever they were to the camera as she took a bite of her fried chicken sandwich during the BK mukbang. Deep throating a skewer of chicken while making eye contact with the camera during her Lexington no-cation. The moaning when the sodium hits her tongue.

It’s all feeder bait.

If she had just wholeheartedly admitted that she loved the idea of a feeder dating her (which she probably did) she could have just lived her authentic piggy life, instead of moralfagging and saying the mukbangs are just to kEeP hER auDiEncE comPanY wHiLe THeY EaT”.

 

[Hairy_Lampshade]

Imagine spending 9 whole months and hours of torturous labor to bring a child into the world... and this is what they turn out to be.
A gluttonous, attention whore slob that would rather deep throat chicken sausage, bleed all over mattresses, shove herself into cars she can't buckle the seatbelt on... than put the fucking fork down occasionally.
I'm thoroughly disgusted with ALR now more than ever that's she's found this new pervert to suck on her sweaty crusty neck.
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. There's no such thing as fat phobia, bitch. Absolutely nobody is afraid of you.
They are repulsed by you. And anyone that can even THINK about sticking their face down into that nightmare of a moldy cave you've got, is even more disgusting. I'm gagging just thinking about it.
Somebody please send help now I'm spiraling

 

[lol cow supreme]

I think everyones blowing all of this out of proportion. What really did the relationship was the Bronco Dox, which left Emily in complete despair.

"this has left tommy debilitated and her mental health has gone down so much". i wonder if feeding her previous girlfriend into an early grave has anything to do with it as well. we just don't know the foll stoory!

This woman is a registered nurse in charge of tards/old people yet THIS has debilitated her? She should not be allowed to care for people.

Amber is acting like such a fuckin ass in her new video. She knew what Emily was all about. She fucking knew and because of her own desire to stick it to the haters she uploaded a video that lead to all of this coming out. She can blame the Farms all day long, and cry "it's not tru!!!!" til she's blue in the face regarding all the information, videos, and images that have come to light, but in the end it's all her fault for posting the video and showing the world that somebody wants her, even though she's 500+ elbees somebody still desires her. Fuck you, Amber. Get off the internet. YOU "ruined" Emily's life, not the people that exposed her fucked up fetishes.

Hamber should take a page from her rival Foodie Beauty, Chantal Marie Olive Sarault, Mariam Al-Rafae, and become the victim, deriding everyone for kink shaming, and then be the hero for loving her despite her kinks and they can work things out.

Amber brought all this upon both of them by being cryptic in her reveal. She thought there was nothing to find, afterall its a generic looking white girl with a few tattoos. If Amber knew all this stuff up front, if Emily even told her about it, this was the wrong way to expose her to her community. The correct way would have been an introduction video, and throw all this shit out at the audience so its old news. Sure we'd still have the thread confirming everything, but it wouldn't be any tea and she'd be in control of the narrative.

She didn't know, and thought she'd dunk on the haters by showing her someone loves her, and drawing out a relationship arc for videos. Her finding out from her haters probably crushed her in the biggest narc injury for her to date. She loathes that her haters thikn she cant get any love other than a feeder and she's not valued for anything except for some sicko... and then to find out its true. Ouch.

Bitch, fuck you and your Chevy Malibu with 169,000+ miles on it. You’re suppose to be Amber’s bestie. IDGAF if Amber dates a feeder, but YOU should if you actually cared. What does that make you?

Is it a Chevy Malibu? Those are pieces of crap. They typically don’t last past 100,000 miles without serious issues, at least the older models. My friend and one and she just jinked it and her mechanic was impressed it managed to go past 150k miles.

Bringing it full circle this fat bitch WISHES she had a Chevy Malibu instead of her broke ass 2016 Chevy Cruze Limited.

Spoiler: Chevy Cruze Dox

The Malibu does not have the dual unit speedometer (MPH/kph). The Cruze LT also is the one that has the speedometer in a "pod" with its own trim, and a rounded "visor" trim above the center instrument cluster.

Alexis shitbox with arrows pointing to key features mentioned above:

Cruze Limited (the non Limited trim levesl have a similiar to the second Malibu below):


Malibu(s)

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Imagine spending 9 whole months and hours of torturous labor to bring a child into the world... and this is what they turn out to be.
A gluttonous, attention whore slob that would rather deep throat chicken sausage, bleed all over mattresses, shove herself into cars she can't buckle the seatbelt on... than put the fucking fork down occasionally.
I'm thoroughly disgusted with ALR now more than ever that's she's found this new pervert to suck on her sweaty crusty neck.
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. There's no such thing as fat phobia, bitch. Absolutely nobody is afraid of you.
They are repulsed by you. And anyone that can even THINK about sticking their face down into that nightmare of a moldy cave you've got, is even more disgusting. I'm gagging just thinking about it.
Somebody please send help now I'm spiraling

STFU and lurk moar. That first sentence alone proves you don't know dick.

Said 1000 times? To who? Yourself? You joined this fucking website yesterday and been adding nothing to the conversation that isn't fucking obvious.

Amber is still with the new girl who will slowly start fatting Amber up. Any discussion of weight loss will be tossed to the side. Amber's content will become more and more feeder base til one day it slips and we have found out that the new girl is pimping Amber out to other feeders.

I know people have questioned the idea of Amber doing explicitly feeder porn since nothing has ever surfaced but I could see that community being tight knit enough to keep things secret (at least for a while). I know Emily's past was brought to light but she was sloppy.

I hate to admit it but this is probably the most interested I have been in her in a while. How does she thread this needle? How does a person who runs a "weight loss channel" deal with the fact that they have entered into a relationship with someone who has a food fetish?

 

[+who.cares+]

8 hours ago
Oops. This was already posted.

 

[-Jack-]

I think a lot of new users within this month are all from reddit due to not being able to talk or post names of people etc without the reddit being banned and a lot from twitter too. To those people, you all need to lurk and read the thread. This isn’t twitter or reddit where you can just give your opinions on everything and spam the page with filler bullshit. Thank yew

 

[Cereal Killer]

Spoiler: Chevy Cruze Dox The Malibu does not have the dual unit speedometer (MPH/kph). The Cruze LT also is the one that has the speedometer in a "pod" with its own trim, and a rounded "visor" trim above the center instrument cluster.

Alexis shitbox with arrows pointing to key features mentioned above:

Cruze Limited (the non Limited trim levesl have a similiar to the second Malibu below):


Malibu(s)

Sing it, Mona Lisa Vito! This is why I love the Farms.

 

[UnrealPrime]

8 hours ago
Oops. This was already posted.

Lol I figured Alexis was the one Amber absorbed her most recent mirrored personality from but I just realized their friendship began around the same time she started curling her fucking hair too.

 

[Mekahineyho]

This is the best part of the video hands down

I wonders if Colleen’s family caught wind of how fast she moved on or messaging Spanxbeluga around the time Colleen was dying. The funeral video is the biggest yikes in all this

 

[Goatchoker]

These damn kiwis have extended my life by like 5 years and I'm so mad!

I want a whole body shot of that dramatic scene because I bet you she’s melting off the couch and her boobs are held up by gut, gunt and laygs all folded on top of each other.

 

[brooky]

Maybe being a deathfat impacts their tear production to the point where they can’t even squeeze out a single tear for their big manipulation tantrums.

Idk. Dry eye syndrome is pretty common these days with all the screen use-- you blink less while staring at the screen. Contact lens use also causes it. Your eye adapts to having something in it all the time. My eyes no longer water if grit or a lash falls into them, and my eye doctor felt the need to give me a work sheet teaching me how to blink properly lol.

But I'm a huge crier, at the drop of a hat. Any emotionally manipulative 30 second commercial can get me to cry real tears. After a break up, I'm more the type to cry for a bit under the covers instead of on camera... because I don't actually like people seeing me cry. Dry eyes doesn't have an impact on emotional tears (or presumably pain-based ones.)

Amber and Anna and others like them are just fakers pretend crying.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

she also draws attention to how bad she looks multiple times in a 5 min long video because i guess she thinks that's supposed to make the fake breakup more believable.

She had on her depreshun muumuu and matching poop bun costume! How could you doubt the reality of her pain!!!!

Also, for anyone trying to get Emily fired as an RN, GOOD.

Fuck you and fuck off.

 

[Constellationzero]

Imagine spending 9 whole months and hours of torturous labor to bring a child into the world... and this is what they turn out to be.
A gluttonous, attention whore slob that would rather deep throat chicken sausage, bleed all over mattresses, shove herself into cars she can't buckle the seatbelt on... than put the fucking fork down occasionally.

Imagine spending 9 whole months and hours of torturous labor to bring a child into the world...

Only to turn right around and get drunk/runk/and crunk all day--every day--in a single wahhhhhhhhhd while you and your fat POS boyfriend actively neglect it and the other one she shat out.
And then get into embarrassing petty fights/spats ending up with harming a service animal and your own mother who had the brass ballz to expect you not to fucking steal and to get a fucking job, WORK FOR A LIVING, and PARENT your failed abortions.

But then you end up in penitentiary while your deeply UGLY, morbidly OBESE crotch goblins are yoinked by DC fucking FS and dumped in the group home as you play lezbeen lover to BIG HEAVY D in the clink dayroom.

And when you get out, it's several more years of abject indifference and neglect...until you discover your ASS UGLY super morbidly-damn it's comming right for us!--obese daughter is on Youtubey and maybe you can parlay that into asspatz, free shit, meals, money, or even your own Youtube fame.

Until you can't.

Hambutt deserves this pervert RICHLY. The mother carrying case for this abomination deserves similar.

SIDENOTE: Addiction and obesity are DELIBERATE LIFESTYLE CHOICES. Full stop. It's not a fucking dIsEaSe. Neith one of these bloated ticks were walking along, minding their own business when--BAM! Someone came and stuck both with dirty needles full of obesity and drug/alcohol addiction.
DELIBERATE
CHOICE

And you DO NOT get congratulations or asspatzz for doing what MILLIONS of other people do every single day (not be a fat addict POS).

 

[Thumb Butler]

Question, if she have to get a girl to wipe her ass, how does she wipe her ass when she does not have a girl to wipe it?

She doesn't. You're welcome.

 

[umwhat]

We know she plays to feeders in her mukbang vids ... could she have a Feabie profile?

 

[Windy Moors]

Question, if she have to get a girl to wipe her ass, how does she wipe her ass when she does not have a girl to wipe it?

Probably one of these:

Obviously Fat is such a funny name for a site, at least they are honest about it I guess. If Ambo does use one she definitely keeps it hidden, can't let the vultures see that.

Amber is still with the new girl who will slowly start fatting Amber up.

It will be hilarious if she starts to really balloon up and tries to keep up the charade, that her angel of death is not responsible. Emily will be the 'Corner Feeder' à la Rekieta and his corner demon April.

 

[bloomsmuch]

We know she plays to feeders in her mukbang vids ... could she have a Feabie profile?

I highly doubt it. The lesbian feedism community is pretty small. And beyond that, Hamberlynn is a big enough name that it would be very difficult for her to fly under the radar. She’s also… even by Feabie standards, huge. So she would have a substantial following even with a faceless, hog body photos only, profile, and someone would have figured it out.

Same with the person who suggested earlier she may have made feeder content, more explicit that her mukbangs. I doubt that too. If she did places like bbwchan would absolutely catch wind of it and it would be widely circulated. I don’t doubt she made have made ‘soft’ feedism content for her partners before, but nothing on a saleable scale or it would be known. Just like this site, feeders and ‘fat admirers’ also love to gossip and keep tabs on fat people, and it would have absolutely made its way to bbwchan.

If she decided to lean in she could probably have horny retards sending her money/meals etc though. Just because she’s so huge and a name, sort of.

 

[Constellationzero]

At this point, the only paying job Hambutt could fall back on is modeling for joke birthday cards sold at Spencers or the local dirty book store a la Edith Massey and that one lady who played Gilbert Grape's mom.

 

[Tea Sipper]

Finally, an entertaining arc for our gorl! I haven't followed drama this closely since the livestream era w/ the Wipey speculation pool. I would also like to echo the sentiment I've seen in previous pages that a feeder gf would actually be perfect for Amber.

Constant gratification regarding her body, someone getting their rocks off to her laziness/gluttony, someone to most likely chauffeur her around and not complain that she's not making any effort to learn to drive. It's a narcissist's dream right?

Also, the leaked pic from Willow/Colleen/whoever's Feabie account with the stomach/digestion noise text added in is quite hilarious to me as after years of unwillingly seeing those horrifying DeviantArt abominations of supersized characters, I've never seen an edit of a photograph in that same style. Maybe miss Emily Franz has an account on there too?

 

[Hippy Dippy]

I think Tommy arrived, Tommy spent the weekend, Tommy realized the error of her ways and Tommy found a convenient escape to back out of the relationship. “Whah! They think I’m a feeder! My head and heart are brok-ken.”
Love finds a way. AL realizes that her social media career is always going to involve haters, undercover spies, truth seekers and reaction channels. NONE OF THIS IS NEW! What did these two nibbleheads think was going to happen? Can’t stand the heat? Then in order for this relationship to survive they’re going to have to get out of the pot. Tommy is a nurse making good money and could support them while AL closes down her channel and finds a new line of work. That’s what partners who see a future together do. They sacrifice for each other and find peace with their decisions instead of blaming outside forces on the demise of the relationship. Of course that’s not going to happen because when push comes to shove they aren’t in THAT kind of love. They are in starry girly love. No plan, no hard decisions, no taking a step back and slowing things down to let emotions take their course. No wonder AL is a textbook U-haul lesbian.
I still contend that it was a fun weekend, but when the poop hit the fan, Tommy‘s shoulders relaxed as she'd found the perfect out. Phew. AL’s just too dumb to figure out the obvious. Girl, she’s just not that in to you.