Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

I'm showing my hipsterness here, but none of those things are shocking or original if you have a genuine interest in metal bands.

Imagine an alternate universe where Stephanie is a Juggalo.

I think she'd be happy.

Staph needs to come with a fucking glossary. I had never heard of this word before. When I googled the term 'baeddels' it took me to a reddit thread from 4 years ago about this term. She's not only using a term that no one would know what it meant, but it's one no one uses anymore.

I've heard of it but never quite understood; it's a bunch of older transwomen who are more about "discourse" than being skanks, but are nevertheless still gross and sexual online. Maybe there are different waves of troons, like feminism but with faster turnover, because I still see the older crew using that in their names now.

All right, I like to learn. Apparently they're a philosophical movement! This article seems clearest (archive). Tl;dr some troon separatists from the 2010s got argued off of Tumblr after claiming pooners had male privilege. No surprise that bird rights activist Stephanie cares about them.

Wow. Glad you told me.

Even if she's going to humblebrag about it and also probably eat the whole thing herself, baking a pie from scratch is a much better use of her time than nearly everything else she does. Maybe she could take some of it to the picnic table at the park to share with Odin/the local hobo.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

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holy formatting, batman!

I have had the unfortunate pleasure of holding a printed copy of Staph's I Sold My Soul To Pass in my hands and the formatting was even worse in print. Every line was double spaced and the margins were huge. It was over 400 pages that were about A5 sized, which made the whole thing feel like a heavy text book. Even if a classic piece of literature was printed like that, it would be a waste of paper. I have been threatened with the curse of being gifted it, so if anyone wants to see pictures of it then it can be arranged.

Imagine an alternate universe where Stephanie is a Juggalo.

Give her five years and she will discover them. 'Whoa dood... my YouTube algorithm threw up a really extreme band called Insane Clown Posse, why have I never heard of them before, they sing about some dark shit. Violent J was arrested for battery but he's kind of sexy.'

 

[Chromeo]

Give her five years and she will discover them. 'Whoa dood... my YouTube algorithm threw up a really extreme band called Insane Clown Posse, why have I never heard of them before, they sing about some dark shit. Violent J was arrested for battery but he's kind of sexy.'

Fuckin genders, how do they work?

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Even if she's going to humblebrag about it and also probably eat the whole thing herself, baking a pie from scratch is a much better use of her time than nearly everything else she does. Maybe she could take some of it to the picnic table at the park to share with Odin/the local hobo.

Apparently you need 8 - 10 limes (which is more than I would've thought, my lemon recipes hardly call for that many) but like... it's not hard? Zesting is just scrapping it against a grater. Juicing is pressing on a... juicer.

I guess she'd probably have neither of these appliances, so maybe she's making it helluva lot harder than it needs to be...

or she just can't exert that much physical strength which, well, makes sense.

 

[Aunt Carol]

'Whoa dood... my YouTube algorithm threw up a really extreme band called Insane Clown Posse, why have I never heard of them before, they sing about some dark shit. Violent J was arrested for battery but he's kind of sexy.'

Juggalo Stephanie could keep the fedora and the witchy stuff, just switch out Olipop for Diet Faygo and actually sit down and practice with (clown) makeup. Her body habitus would fit in just fine.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

What sort of lunatic statement is this? She doesn't like canned tuna because she thought it came with salad? What the fuck. That's some spiteful shit against canned tuna. I'm surprised she doesn't claim that she is triggered by tuna because of its deceit. The way she felt compelled to express this with no prompt is mind boggling.

"Most of her life" too, lmao. So probably her late 20s at minimum when someone told her? Did she never observe that the other canned fish (that she admits she does eat) doesn't come in prefab salad form and question it? Did she just realize this now and that's why she is bringing it up, like a stealth flex that she has this knowledge? The more I think about this the dumber it gets. Staph, maybe if you weren't a lazy retard who never could be bothered to lift a finger and feed your own cats, this would not be such a revelation.

Imagine an alternate universe where Stephanie is a Juggalo.

It wouldn't work for her tbh. Whatever else I might have to say about Juggalos, all the ones I've come across were unironically some of the most helpful, friendly, and accepting people I've ever met. A small percentage are apparently gangbanging pieces of shit, there's a whole Wiki page about infighting due to the Juggalo majority condemning such behavior, but most of them are decent community-minded people who happen to just have a very autistic interest and fashion sense that freaks people out. Staph's bullshit larping about wanting to fight "Nazis", self-centered entitlement, edgy serial killer fetishism, and propensity for drama and starting slapfights would probably not go over well. Not to mention, she changes her whole identity weekly and is a very obvious poser every time, whereas anyone still devoted to the fucking Insane Clown Posse in 2024 has serious dedication.

(and no, I'm not a closet Juggalo, if such a thing is possible. I did, however, used to be really into pro wrestling back in the day, and there was a lot of overlap with the Juggalo community. I know they're a punchline but in my experience they were honestly all right.)

 

[Aunt Carol]

Whatever else I might have to say about Juggalos, all the ones I've come across were unironically some of the most helpful, friendly, and accepting people I've ever met. [...] Staph's bullshit larping about wanting to fight "Nazis", self-centered entitlement, edgy serial killer fetishism, and propensity for drama and starting slapfights would probably not go over well.

You're completely right: the Juggalos have much to teach her if she would only learn.

Is there online Juggalo college?

 

[moorhen]

would say that everyone has a main celebrity that they have a crush on. The difference is that we aren't obnoxious about how we are totes asexual except for that crush. It does not make your crush extra special.

She had crushes on loads of people, not just one. She’s just being a particular retard about one right now.

She has the worst taste in men, as well. Besides Heath Ledger she’s just attracted to terrible people, and I’m sure she’s only attracted to Heath because of his Joker, the same way she’s only attracted to Adam Driver because of Kylo Ren.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

This makes no sense to anyone. Someone told her about JD Vance then spontaneously told her (I guess they knew she was trans) that she shouldn't have to suffer with the issues surrounding public restrooms? Then Staph felt emotional about it and posted some weird crying gif that looks like a racist Pepe monkey hybrid?

Bet this stranger saw her nasty testosterone moustache & they/he pronoun pins and correctly identified her as a crazy leftist woman with a terminal case of The Genders, and the comment about bathrooms was implying that she could simply just use the ladies' room because it's not like she'd ever be mistaken for a man and she's so non-threatening. Sometimes the truth hurts, but someone had to say it.

According to my sources, she hasn't posted anything personal since the time she got her hairy babblers out, except for this statement below.

Because that's what most people think when they hear "paraphilia". Ghost dick is such a weird and obscure fetish, yet she somehow thinks there's nothing wrong with hitching her wagon to a group of people into shit so depraved that acting on their desires could land them in prison, and she thinks because she gets off on imagining fucking ghosts, that it's her responsibility to defend these people, treating them as just another oppressed minority, and that she too is part of said minority. You're not oppressed for liking ghost sex, Stephanie, it just isn't normal, especially not when the ghosts in question are serial killers.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Her trans org facebook is one of my favorite things about her, right up there with the peepeepoopoo song in hilarity. Imagine being a community-minded activist in Binghamton and finding a fb organization you'd like to join, only to read posts about talking to plant spirits and astrally rounding up comrades to blow Viking horns as a war cry against Republicans. She's the pagan flavor of those schizos who rant on street corners with their "the end is nigh" signs. Keep proving right the stereotype that people of gender are delusional, Staph.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Her trans org facebook is one of my favorite things about her, right up there with the peepeepoopoo song in hilarity. Imagine being a community-minded activist in Binghamton and finding a fb organization you'd like to join, only to read posts about talking to plant spirits and astrally rounding up comrades to blow Viking horns as a war cry against Republicans. She's the pagan flavor of those schizos who rant on street corners with their "the end is nigh" signs. Keep proving right the stereotype that people of gender are delusional, Staph.

The 'sounding the horn to join the fight against fascist Ragnarok' was on her personal Facebook account, thankfully. She would drop some followers pretty fast if she put that on her trans org one, because she sounds like a schizo cult leader with Aryan race supremacist vibes. Although hardly anyone engages with her trans org accounts across all social media platforms. Give her some time and she will probably repost it on those anyway, because, as we all know, the trans org is just for her own amusement and ego stroking.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

After last night's jump scare of her neighbour knocking on her door, we had part two:

Yet, she plans on doing this...


How are you planning to scare them? Knock on their doors and ask for canned goods or knock over their storage boxes? I know that she mentioned borrowing a megaphone for it, but I can't wait to find out what her plans are, and how they will play out. Some people must have replied to her schizo manifesto on Facebook. Hopefully it will be Hallowe'en Cop Freak Out 2.


I am not on Blusky so I don't know what she is responding to, but the divulged info is enough. It's tragic that she acquired more ghosts - ie: imaginary friends - when she moved out. Loneliness and unmonitored mental illness will do that.


I doubt Fuzzy is explicitly expressing that he is confused about where Peetie is, but still it's a bit sad. If it's the case of he's peering into the window as if looking for someone, he might actually be checking to make sure Staph is away at her apartment.


Siggy has no interest in watching shit smart phone recordings of live shows. She has taste.

Edit: whoops for the double post, I had a brain spaz and thought I was editing my above comment to add these.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Late on this, but when I got a root canal about a year and a half ago it was just under $1100 for the one. If she's getting three, then the $3K is about right, if it's just the one she's getting ripped off unless that includes the crown and post and core.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

She calls herself a true crime fan and doesn’t know the serial killer who was on a nationally broadcast dating show? Amateur.

She didn't even know anything about Jeffrey Dahmer until 2017.

I mean, ffs.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I forgot how badly I really hate that "I wish more quiet rapes were depicted" post
Because shut the fuck up.

You weren't raped and even in your lazy imagination ghost rape spun to try to excuse you from the rapsheet of grooming teenagers, you couldn't even push it to be dramatic-you know why? Because you have no idea of the horror that it is because no one would ever want to go near you, and so you run your mouth trying to soak up some attention for shit that ruins people's lives.
You know what it's like seeing a rape on TV after you've been raped staph? It makes you have an - actual - panic attack and ruins you fully for a week and then onwards a just a little bit more for thr rest of your already fairly substantially ruined life.

Get fucked, you cretin.
I am Unironically looking forward to Monday now, thanks for informing us your teeth are going to get yanked.

And look at the state of the size of the cat(pic in the same collection of posts) , she's fucking huge.
Neglectful, abusive shitpiece.
Thank god you are so unpleasant no one banged you in time for you to pop out a poor sped kid, you would utterly abuse them and whatever even more retarded vulnerable adult you managed to baby trap in another life (perhaps the juggalow timeline)

 

[Aunt Carol]

You weren't raped and even in your lazy imagination ghost rape spun to try to excuse you from the rapsheet of grooming teenagers, you couldn't even push it to be dramatic

She's wording it carefully so readers think she was coerced on a date, without mentioning that this was all taking place in the spirit realm. Wouldn't she want movies to show more ghost rape?

...I was going to say there's way less ghost rape in media than coercive date rape, but I realized I don't know enough about anime to be confident about that.

If I won the lottery, I would pay a roomful of third worlders to follow Stephanie around on her socials, so they could post or make community notes saying "*by the ghost of Michael Jackson" nanoseconds after she talks about being raped.

 

[Chromeo]

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I am not on Blusky so I don't know what she is responding to, but the divulged info is enough. It's tragic that she acquired more ghosts - ie: imaginary friends - when she moved out. Loneliness and unmonitored mental illness will do that.

She was replying to this comic

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I'm trying to make sense of this. Her grandfather is selling his house so she went and blessed the land, a neighbour put in an offer to buy the house and she got all 'fuck you' about land ownership? Lol at the image my imagination threw up of her feeding some goblins who are squatting in her grandfather's house.


So who the fuck are you voting for Staph?


Oh Staph. You don't just pick up a game controller and are an instant natural at playing a game. You actually have to learn how to play it and work at getting better at playing it. An general life ethic you are not familiar with.


Interesting how she used the word 'lady' to describe herself.


This is fucking ridiculous. Imagine being a massive fan of a band and putting a time limit on how long you will be interested in them. Fucking poser.


Hey everyone, I have friends ! I swear! And they think I'm really entertaining!

Some random answers to the usual anti/paraphilia Tumblr nonsense:

Every time she explains why, it fails to make sense and is always a stretch to excuse being an incel.


Deflection from why she writes questionable smut via a thread about people who write dodgy ship fics.


If you write fanfiction involving child rape I think you should be on a watchlist, especially if you have previously groomed kids online. Maybe I'm just a prude.


Her hash tags. I don't know why but I hate her 'that bastard' talk about gods. I'm not any type of religious but it's like a bro version of uwu talk. If you actually believe in gods, I imagine refering to them as bastards/assholes/bitches doesn't make you favourable.

As always let's end on a nice note with Siggy.

She is very photogenic.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

So who the fuck are you voting for Staph?

She's going to do a write-in and put Loki, Jeffrey Dahmer or one of her other hyperfixations, guaranteed (like how Chris wrote in Lisa Simpson, or at least considered doing so? Happened around the time he really began to fly off the rails)

Some random answers to the usual anti/paraphilia Tumblr nonsense:

Every time she explains why, it fails to make sense and is always a stretch to excuse being an incel.

When someone says "objectum sexuality" I'm only reminded of the lady who wants to fuck a rollercoaster, or the guy on My Strange Addiction who was in a "relationship" with his car. What inanimate objects does Staph claim to be attracted to anyway? Plants I'm guessing? She even fails at the edgy sexual minority LARP - I say go big or go home. She could at least pretend to cream her pants over a Viking longship, the Blarney stone or something else in line with her claimed religion/culture/hyperfixation that's more impressive than simply claiming to be a tree-humper.

 

[moorhen]

So who the fuck are you voting for Staph

if you believe Steph (lol) her dad changes political parties more than he changes Siggys litter box.
Im like 85% sure she won’t vote, with some excuse about how voting is ableist or transphobic or something. If she does she’ll pick some random third party candidate.

When someone says "objectum sexuality" I'm only reminded of the lady who wants to fuck a rollercoaster, or the guy on My Strange Addiction who was in a "relationship" with his car

I think about that woman who married the Eiffel Tower and then left it for a fence.