Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Palpatine also filled up his Supreme Chancellor office with those historical artifacts and art pieces because he knew no one, not even the fucking jedi, had bothered to ever read a history book. Much as if the President of the United States filled up the Oval Office and other public acts with occult/ traditionally deemed as satanic symbolism and iconography knowing that it would go over people's heads because these things would have been long-forgotten.

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Sith spirit urns

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Statues of the sages of Dwartii

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A bas-relief of the Great Hyperspace War

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Sith chalice from Malachor

Screenrant has an article about all of these, but, as anything ScreenRant, it's just a sad excuse for propping out Disney shit. So I ain't linking it.

I trust all of you are acquainted to the EU/Legends lore for all this stuff.
okay good. last time I had ep3 on in the background I kept wondering wtf was up with all the knick-knacks and shit in Sheev's office because it seemed there's a shitload of them getting conspicuously in the shots compared to a lot of random lamps and crap in other rooms, I thought I was just being paranoid or something
 
How likely is it that The Acolyte will get a second season? I know the ratings are probably trash. But I get a feeling Disney will still greenlight a second season anyway, because they want it to seem like the show was an actual success and own all the critics of the show.
I'd say an 8/10 chance.
What else do they have? A Rey sequel no one asked for? Skellington Crew, about a bunch of characters no one knows, including mostly kids? More Furloniverse wank with that Mando movie? Andor (literal who) Season 2? Maybe I'm forgetting some cartoons or something else live action that won't ever get made, but it's pretty dire.

The biggest problem that The Acolyte might have is its price, and it took so damn long to make. The level of show I saw from clips, it should have cost an order of magnitude less. At some point, cost controls are going to kill these slush fund cash cows for LGBTQIA++BIPOC idiots. Black Rock has already slowed down the hose, and Disney have finally started to cost themselves out of the theme park business, which has been funding these adventures in rainbow storytelling.

The other shoe I'm still waiting to see drop- at some point, the licensors will have a fit and renegotiate for significantly less money for Star Wars and Marvel.

Anyway, wrt a Season 2 of The Acolyte, I think 7/10 they claim they're going to do it, but 2/10 it actually comes out.
 
How likely is it that The Acolyte will get a second season? I know the ratings are probably trash. But I get a feeling Disney will still greenlight a second season anyway, because they want it to seem like the show was an actual success and own all the critics of the show.
I really hope it will. At this point Disney burning money and in exchange getting mockery and ridicule is the only entertainment Star Wars can provide me with.
 
What else do they have? A Rey sequel no one asked for? Skellington Crew, about a bunch of characters no one knows, including mostly kids? More Furloniverse wank with that Mando movie? Andor (literal who) Season 2? Maybe I'm forgetting some cartoons or something else live action that won't ever get made, but it's pretty dire.

The biggest problem that The Acolyte might have is its price, and it took so damn long to make. The level of show I saw from clips, it should have cost an order of magnitude less. At some point, cost controls are going to kill these slush fund cash cows for LGBTQIA++BIPOC idiots. Black Rock has already slowed down the hose, and Disney have finally started to cost themselves out of the theme park business, which has been funding these adventures in rainbow storytelling.

The other shoe I'm still waiting to see drop- at some point, the licensors will have a fit and renegotiate for significantly less money for Star Wars and Marvel.

Anyway, wrt a Season 2 of The Acolyte, I think 7/10 they claim they're going to do it, but 2/10 it actually comes out.
There's also the problem that Acolyte legitimately did massively worse than Ahsoka and Andor. Its numbers are flat, and even the reply guys struggled to astroturf a support campaign for it.

I'm going with 65% chance despite that, since Kennedy really fucking loved the project and likely demanded personally for Jacinto to be shirtless tbh, and there might be a contract for x number of episodes. It's the same contract that had Velma get a season 2. The 35% is mostly Iger deciding to Willow the entire thing for tax write off reasons.
 
The 35% is mostly Iger deciding to Willow the entire thing for tax write off reasons.
Great point. Taking a loss and a tax write-off would almost assuredly be more profitable than going through full production, although I guess with Willow they released it and shitcanned it later. It just depends on what quarter they need to inflate their numbers. I wouldn't be surprised if they kick the can down the road for a while. assuming it moves forward at all.
 
I'm going with 65% chance despite that, since Kennedy really fucking loved the project and likely demanded personally for Jacinto to be shirtless tbh, and there might be a contract for x number of episodes. It's the same contract that had Velma get a season 2. The 35% is mostly Iger deciding to Willow the entire thing for tax write off reasons.
Iger didn't just end Willow for tax write offs. There was an activist investor actively looking to get him and a bunch of other execs removed for substituting woke points for profits, and Iger could not afford the liability of an utter dog dragging him down if they had to release numbers.

I'm going to say 75%. KKK is clearly bean flicking to this, and loves being a yas kween getting the adolation of her lesbian catmom day-drinking buddy, and Iger isn't under undue pressure this time around. But this series is massive dogshit, everyone knows it. Even the bought and paid for shills aren't able to do more than repeat the talking points and zero hope this astroturfing being any more successful than Stanning Babu Frik was.

Honestly I would say if anything kills it, its the talent trying their damnest to have their agents get them out before this ruins their careers since they don't have South Korean connections to fall back on.

My most likely scenario is that it gets a 2nd season so Iger can put a brave face on "pwning the bigots", then is quietly killed after Season 2 with Weinstein's Rape Coordinator making up some bullshit about "we told the story we wanted to tell" and "moving on to work on other projects that will better let her speak her message"
 
In tangentially Disney news, I checked out on the over bloated MCU after endgame - thankful before the multiverse "literally nothing matters" shit hit full swing.

But I guess since literal black Kang went and beat his wife IRL and ended him as a viable BBEG, they've been trying to find a new villain. Looks like they have - Dr. Doom played by... ROBERT DOWNEY JR.!

Jesus fucking christ talk about going back to the fucking well. And the new Hulk will have animated husk of Biden Harrison Ford in it. Adn they convince Hugh Jackman to come back for another stint as Wolverine.

Creatively and morally bankrupt with deep enough pockets to bring back people who'd already left.

The Kang thing was going to be a disaster. They dodged a bullet. Just look at this shit.

The RDJ casting is so odd, I don't know what to make for it. I don't see how we're meant to be excited for him coming back but not as Iron Man. I assume whatever altered history, multiverse shit they pull is meant to leave back to him returning as Iron Man.

I would consider the return of Wolverine to be a bit different. It would have happened with Deadpool even if Disney hadn't bought Fox and regardless of the state of the MCU. It's fan service and they made an entertaining film. It's not in the main MCU world and it appears that's their plan. To just be adjacent to it. RDJ is about going back, but everyone's going to be so old. They really needed to bring in new good characters. So I have to assume it's a scramble for the next few years until they figure something out.

I suspect our Star Wars version of desperation will be Luke CGIwalker. They'll fuck it up.

Honestly I would say if anything kills it, its the talent trying their damnest to have their agents get them out before this ruins their careers since they don't have South Korean connections to fall back on.

My most likely scenario is that it gets a 2nd season so Iger can put a brave face on "pwning the bigots", then is quietly killed after Season 2 with Weinstein's Rape Coordinator making up some bullshit about "we told the story we wanted to tell" and "moving on to work on other projects that will better let her speak her message"

Amandla Stenberg is the only one whose career could be impacted and she seems pretty retarded and doubled done with the politics and nonsense. Most of the cast were killed. The Rape Coordinator's wife was a dreadful actress, so the only career she'd have is the set up to a more prominent role in season two. Manny Jacinto managed to survive the series looking good and probably only benefits from the role. There's literally no one else.
 
The RDJ casting is so odd, I don't know what to make for it. I don't see how we're meant to be excited for him coming back but not as Iron Man. I assume whatever altered history, multiverse shit they pull is meant to leave back to him returning as Iron Man.
You've nailed it.

Basically MCU has been losing audience and they are desperate to do anything to reverse course, that includes bringing back a character and actor everyone likes.

The RDJ casting for doom SORT OF makes sense. in that unlike the previous dog-shit F4 movie we'll never see him without the mask and RDJ is a good enough actor to avoid Voice-Alike. But they're almost certainly going to go for a "Parallel world where stark became Doom" and, as you said, very likely try to pull off a bullshit PU Tony Stark resurrection because I think they are realizing just how badly they fucked up with Endgame.
 
I suspect our Star Wars version of desperation will be Luke CGIwalker. They'll fuck it up.
I don't think it was on this site, but somewhere else (probably an EU discord) like 5 years ago I posted that we were going to get CGI luke, Ashoka, and Mando in a Filoni adaptation of Heir to the Empire as a show or a movie and everyone said I was crazy there was no fucking way. we are literally getting that. I called that shit from day 1. I also said they were going to astroturf their shit by using old titles of EU stuff. Tales of the Jedi, anyone? It's actually kind of horrifying. not to PL too much but almost every out of my ass prediction I have had since 2015 with the SW IP has happened exactly how I said it would. I wish it would stop. I actually wish at this point SW would get a mercy killing and they'd just give up and let it die, and it's my favorite IP outside of maybe the DC universe (which I also want to just be left alone).

every time I pull something insane out and say it's what Disney will do, I get pushback where my friends will be like you retard that is nuts that won't happen, and it does, because they really are that fucking stupid at best and creatively bankrupt at worst.

edit: i found it not doxing myself with a screenshot because it's under my real name lol but, I said december 30th 2020
"dude I swear to god they are doing heir to the empire I guarantee you these shows, Mando, Ashoka, Rangers, Boba, are leading to a filoni version of Heir and they will CGI luke, that last episode of Mando is the test to see if the technology is there yet and in the meantime they're setting it up, these motherfuckers."
 
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He's obviously Dick Cheney with a red lightsaber, except with better diplomatic skills.

I feel insulted on behalf of Sheev

He genuinely believes that his rule is for the benefit of most of the galaxy, and that having a powerful Sith ruler with a centralized military is the only thing that can keep things orderly

I don't think so. Of course, depends on the writer, but I never saw him as someone idealistic. The Plagueis novel, which is more of a Palpatine biopic, didn't depict him as wanting much more than Sith Supremacy. It all comes down of whether if you accept the Y-V foreknowing, and all the narrative thereof, as canon or not.

And why did he set up a system that was more or less explicitly designed to collapse spectacularly once he dies?

So nobody wants him dead.

How likely is it that The Acolyte will get a second season?

A second season is guaranteed. A third one might not.

A Rey sequel no one asked for? Skellington Crew, about a bunch of characters no one knows, including mostly kids? More Furloniverse wank with that Mando movie? Andor (literal who) Season 2? Maybe I'm forgetting some cartoons or something else live action that won't ever get made, but it's pretty dire.

Please, bring all those.

Luke CGIwalker

I doubt it. They (She) hate(s) Luke, even as a whipping boy.

Amandla Stenberg is the only one whose career could be impacted and she seems pretty retarded and doubled done with the politics and nonsense

It gives me huge 'snow white jewess' vibe, whatsername.

CGI luke, Ashoka, and Mando in a Filoni adaptation of Heir to the Empire

Oh, so Palpatine is Bevel Lemelisk now?
 
I feel insulted on behalf of Sheev
Sheev is Disney name.
Proper name is Cosinga - after his father - one he abandoned to spite his father and his memory and used only his last name, as alluded in "Darth Plagueis". Out of universe it's a reference to Emperor's original name in early drafts - Cos Dashit (lol).
 
The RDJ casting for doom SORT OF makes sense. in that unlike the previous dog-shit F4 movie we'll never see him without the mask and RDJ is a good enough actor to avoid Voice-Alike. But they're almost certainly going to go for a "Parallel world where stark became Doom" and, as you said, very likely try to pull off a bullshit PU Tony Stark resurrection because I think they are realizing just how badly they fucked up with Endgame.
It's just so funny because the Spider-Man movies are plagued with all of Peter's villains being hijacked by Iron Man. Vulture hates Stark because he...kicked him off a construction site and Mysterio is a disgruntled Starktech employee. Now Tony Stark is Doom which is something a lot of
people were dreading because no one is allowed to have a power suit except Iron Man, so obviously they'd be connected.
I don't think it was on this site, but somewhere else (probably an EU discord) like 5 years ago I posted that we were going to get CGI luke, Ashoka, and Mando in a Filoni adaptation of Heir to the Empire as a show or a movie and everyone said I was crazy there was no fucking way. we are literally getting that. I called that shit from day 1. I also said they were going to astroturf their shit by using old titles of EU stuff. Tales of the Jedi, anyone? It's actually kind of horrifying. not to PL too much but almost every out of my ass prediction I have had since 2015 with the SW IP has happened exactly how I said it would. I wish it would stop. I actually wish at this point SW would get a mercy killing and they'd just give up and let it die, and it's my favorite IP outside of maybe the DC universe (which I also want to just be left alone).
The CGI Luke shit always rubbed me wrong because Disney was weaponizing the autistic lunatics who would throw a massive tantrum if they cast anyone but Mark Hamil to play him. That CG Tarkin puppet in Rogue One was the worst of it though.

Taking old titles of popular EU books and giving it to more fucking Ahsoka spinoffs is probably the most hateful thing they've ever done because now "Tales of the Jedi" is tied to that mary sue character and not the Old Republic. Ahsoka and Dooku are the first thing you'll find when you look it up.
 
Sheev is Disney name.
Proper name is Cosinga - after his father - one he abandoned to spite his father and his memory and used only his last name, as alluded in "Darth Plagueis". Out of universe it's a reference to Emperor's original name in early drafts - Cos Dashit (lol).
You know, I had totally forgotten that, but yeah Cosinga is much better than "Sheev" (even though Lucino also wrote the book Sheev came from but whatever).
 
The CGI Luke shit always rubbed me wrong because Disney was weaponizing the autistic lunatics who would throw a massive tantrum if they cast anyone but Mark Hamil to play him. That CG Tarkin puppet in Rogue One was the worst of it though.

Taking old titles of popular EU books and giving it to more fucking Ahsoka spinoffs is probably the most hateful thing they've ever done because now "Tales of the Jedi" is tied to that mary sue character and not the Old Republic. Ahsoka and Dooku are the first thing you'll find when you look it up.
they aren't stopping there either, Dawn of the Jedi and New Jedi Order are going to be the names of the James Mangold movie/Rey sequel respectively. it's fucking bullshit. TotJ is my favorite Star Wars comic, now it's an Ashoka thing, NJO are my favorite Star Wars novels, now it is fucking episode 10 about Rey Palpatine. Dawn of the Jedi was fine but I'm not too attached to it because it had to get cut down from their initial plans, but still FUCK YOU. I knew this was going to happen years ago. they are so bankrupt creatively they can't even make up a title. I get TotJ/DotJ/NJO are pretty generic names in the first place that just get their point across, but c'mon man it's literally just to astroturf their shitty projects when a normie tries to look it up.

I'm sick of all of this shit. Filoni ruined everything. people blame KK and she's responsible for our current mess but when dave started fucking around vetoing EU shit it was the domino to fall that led us here. his OC's like Ashoka and Mando and baby Yoder are the only characters that haven't get totally raped besides Kathleen's dyke stand-ins. it used to make me angry, but now I can't even feel anything about it.
 
Sheev is Disney name.
Proper name is Cosinga - after his father - one he abandoned to spite his father and his memory and used only his last name, as alluded in "Darth Plagueis". Out of universe it's a reference to Emperor's original name in early drafts - Cos Dashit (lol).

I don't remember that his name was actually stated in Plagueis? I think it was just mentioned that he only went by Palpatine. Maybe I missed it-
 
I don't have time to make detailed reading reports, but, still going through NJO...

>Borsk Fey’lya, an oligarch politician from one of the most influential species in the Galaxy which never lost its autonomy telling others to check their privilege just because they were born human
>Some of his Senatorial cronies unironically telling Leia that she doesn't know how bad it was under the Empire
>These Galactic SJWs fucking up the defense of the Republic in every way, from the goddamn Imperial Remnant being able to mobilize a fleet on par with the Republican one for an unsuccesful attempt to contain the Vong on the periphery, despite having about 1/1000th of the territory and population at that point, to turning the defense of Coruscant from looming overwhelming victory to catastrophe mostly through sheer cowardice of the above-mentioned cronies

I think the true reason Disney ditched EU was it being far too based and redpilled for them.
 
I don't think so. Of course, depends on the writer, but I never saw him as someone idealistic. The Plagueis novel, which is more of a Palpatine biopic, didn't depict him as wanting much more than Sith Supremacy. It all comes down of whether if you accept the Y-V foreknowing, and all the narrative thereof, as canon or not.
The fucker doesn't give a shit about the Sith from the materials I've read from the OT. He regarded himself as a god, and the Sith, for all he gave a fuck about, was just a stepping stone to that. If he was a true Sith, he'd be raising an apprentice who would one day overthrow him. He never did. He barely gave Vader Sith techniques to work with; and he didn't even grab an apprentice during the Dark Empire era; he just wanted to rule as a god with Dark Jedi servants beneath him, and him as the sole Sith. Sure, he had Luke for a while, but that didn't last, and he never replaced Luke when the boy left.

I don't have time to make detailed reading reports, but, still going through NJO...

>Borsk Fey’lya, an oligarch politician from one of the most influential species in the Galaxy which never lost its autonomy telling others to check their privilege just because they were born human
>Some of his Senatorial cronies unironically telling Leia that she doesn't know how bad it was under the Empire
>These Galactic SJWs fucking up the defense of the Republic in every way, from the goddamn Imperial Remnant being able to mobilize a fleet on par with the Republican one for an unsuccesful attempt to contain the Vong on the periphery, despite having about 1/1000th of the territory and population at that point, to turning the defense of Coruscant from looming overwhelming victory to catastrophe mostly through sheer cowardice of the above-mentioned cronies

I think the true reason Disney ditched EU was it being far too based and redpilled for them.
Don't forget the Diversity Alliance, who are aliens that banded together to fight against ''human supremacy'', as well as the Peace Brigade, who are turncoat Republic citizens who serve the Vong and helped them hunt down dissidents and Jedi to enslave. Both of them are unironically bad guys. Based and redpilled indeed.

Especially since in the NJO and LOTF story arcs, the Empire is the most stable government in the galaxy. Which proved that Palpatine was right about galactic politics, that this rainbow-SJW coalition of interests parading itself as the New Republic/Galactic Alliance are about as useful as wet toilet paper, and the Empire truly was the only stable galactic power you can rely on.
 
The fucker doesn't give a shit about the Sith from the materials I've read from the OT. He regarded himself as a god, and the Sith, for all he gave a fuck about, was just a stepping stone to that. If he was a true Sith, he'd be raising an apprentice who would one day overthrow him. He never did. He barely gave Vader Sith techniques to work with; and he didn't even grab an apprentice during the Dark Empire era; he just wanted to rule as a god with Dark Jedi servants beneath him, and him as the sole Sith. Sure, he had Luke for a while, but that didn't last, and he never replaced Luke when the boy left.

I'd say you are correct.

Both Plagueis and Palpatine thought they were above Sith traditions, lore and History.

Plagueis disavowed Sith accumulated knowledge and saw it as worthless, but he had a somewhat romantic view of Sithdom and he genuinely nurtured Palps. Palpatine didn't give a shit about any of it, he wouldn't seek knowledge in Korriban (which, according to Plagueis, it's just a tourist trap anyway) or other dark worlds and he was only interested in Sith ancient knowledge to the degree it was useful to him. He really never nurtured any of his apprentices.

Sith had a weird idea of self-sacrifice in that they believed in raising an apprentice stronger than oneself that, eventually, would kill their master and strengthen the strain. They would try to avoid being killed, but they knew it was their destiny. Plagueis thought he could overturn this mandate by establishing an eternal duumvirate, but Palps was having none of this.

Palps actually did purposefully weaken the strain because he never expected his apprentice to survive for long.
 
I don't have time to make detailed reading reports, but, still going through NJO...

>Borsk Fey’lya, an oligarch politician from one of the most influential species in the Galaxy which never lost its autonomy telling others to check their privilege just because they were born human
>Some of his Senatorial cronies unironically telling Leia that she doesn't know how bad it was under the Empire
>These Galactic SJWs fucking up the defense of the Republic in every way, from the goddamn Imperial Remnant being able to mobilize a fleet on par with the Republican one for an unsuccesful attempt to contain the Vong on the periphery, despite having about 1/1000th of the territory and population at that point, to turning the defense of Coruscant from looming overwhelming victory to catastrophe mostly through sheer cowardice of the above-mentioned cronies

I think the true reason Disney ditched EU was it being far too based and redpilled for them.
they tell you many bothans died, what they don't tell you is that the Rebellion rounded up and slaughtered those bothans themselves to prove to the information source that they were good guys
 
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