Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Catboy Ranch]

Hiiii. I'm working on my psych degree, looking at rents, and I have decided on splitting a rowhouse with 8 other trannies.


This is the pinned. This living situation is going to work out well, and I totally don't expect her to be broke and coked-out by midterms.

8 trannies in a 2 story house less than 1200sqft in size, all sharing a kitchenette and ancient fridge. What could go wrong.


She doesn't say what school but I can tell by her dirty mirror and old phone she's going to Temple University.

 

[Character from a movie]

can anyone help me find a 6'3" "trans"woman who's into people who set their ring lights at crotch level on the floor
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Look at the reflection on the mirror, motherfucker is as broad as a Jojo character.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

It can be a very long process, especially if you’re doing dye or such. I’m almost friends with my preferred stylist, we chat the whole time, but as I understand it men prefer the Turkish man don’t speak to them at all beyond “that’ll be 40 euros”, just sit down, get buzzed, pay, and go.

What kind of faggot is paying 40 fucken euro for a buzzcut? No. I'll walk in from the shopping centre, pay AUD$25 at the till, and take my place among the men and boys who have paid the same price as any sane person.

40 fucken euro, as if!

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Aspiring vtuber named @KMillkk on Twitter basically swung at a hornet’s nest and called the majority of their (what could have been) potential audience lolicons and fetishists.
TL;DR: If your vtuber model looks like an anime girl, you are a pedo or something like that idk.

It's kind of off topic but this is one of my pet peeves with anime.
It's not that it looks like an anime girl, it's more that so many Vtuber models are purposefully made to be lolibait even if they don't go out and say it. Since the early 00s there's been a "lolification" of anime in general, so many characters that are older teens of 16-18, or young women are drawn as if they were 10-year olds because there exists this rabid deranged fanbase of pedophiles that no one is willing to call out. Trannies who are into anime are often some of the worst of these, the striped socks thing is very much from lolicon anime characters.

These are both from anime aimed at teenagers from about the same timeframe of late 00s, both feature characters that are 16-17 years old, one has been designed to appeal to men who want rape children (like many Vtuber models), and one has been designed to appeal to normal teenage boys who like women. It's gotten worse over time, now there's endless waves of even younger even younger looking characters in scenarios that are openly about fetishizing children. Like the Made in Abyss manga which is torture porn for pedophiles, it features naked children getting tied up and whipped in the very first few pages of issue 1.


I hate the "It's a drawing, bro" cope. Yes they're drawings but they're representing real things, pin up drawings existed during WWII not because GIs wanted to fuck inkpots, but because they represented a sexualized ideal.

 

[Fapcop]

What kind of faggot is paying 40 fucken euro for a buzzcut? No. I'll walk in from the shopping centre, pay AUD$25 at the till, and take my place among the men and boys who have paid the same price as any sane person.

40 fucken euro, as if!

Inflation my guy!

The cheapest Arabs used to charge 15 Euros just a few years ago. Then it was 20, and now 25.

If you go downtown I’m sure some of the Turks/Arabs have increased their prices to 40.

I guess what I find most weird is that this hairdresser feels the need to do separate pricing in the first place.

Well, where I live it’s pretty normal. Like in smaller towns/neighborhoods there may only be business enough for one hairdresser that mostly has women for customers. And they have separate prices for the occasional man who comes by.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Troons like Colin Montgomerie also use the dino emoji because Jurassic Park has parthenogenic "lesbian" dinos.
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Dinosaurs aside this tweet is why you can't give troons an inch. They originally argued Gender and Sex were different things they're not and that gender is a social construct again it's not and sex was biology. The "science loving" left bent the knee and said OK now they want to say sex isn't biological. Society needs to put a hard line in the sand with these freaks and ASAP.

 

[Positron]

Hiiii. I'm working on my psych degree, looking at rents, and I have decided on splitting a rowhouse with 8 other trannies.

8 trannies in a 2 story house less than 1200sqft in size, all sharing a kitchenette and ancient fridge. What could go wrong.

He is trying to re-enact the Stanford Prison Experiment, but with more consent accidents.

 

[Poonocchio]

8 trannies in a 2 story house less than 1200sqft in size, all sharing a kitchenette and ancient fridge. What could go wrong.

Wake up, new Tranch just dropped! By not enforcing strict boundaries, he means that trannies just cannot help consent accidenting each other btw.

 

[Syikeblade]

It's never enough for these sociopaths

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

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It's never enough for these sociopaths

It really isn't.

 

[AMHOLIO]

No matter how many ridiculous delusionista pooner narratives I read, I can never shake the feeling that some of them must be trolls. She can't be that fucken dumb. She can't think i) men talk like that and that's normal and ii) if they did talk like that, the joke's on them because she's about to reveal she's trans!

She can't be that fucken dumb....can she?

In addition to what Geraldine said, they can be very sheltered and naive if they're terminally online. Sometimes ignorance comes from more than one place.

 

[majorplayer]

TL;DR: Troon gets the big snip down below, doesn't take care of himself for years, has to have people online instruct him to see a doctor.

I daresay he fucked around and found out

Like the rejection rate for heart and lung transplants is 60%-80%. Also, to avoid transplant rejection you are often stuck on long-term immunotherapies or steroids, both of which have bad side effects. So even if it works you have a high chance of getting an infection due to a weakened immune system and dying.

Not to mention that even if you get past all that and somehow science invents Frankenstein the sweet irony is that they can't get pregnant anyway due to the risk to the baby. Oh and don't forget about breastfeeding. They don't have the natural endocrine systems for that either.

This always gets me MATI because not only will they never be a woman, the troons seriously believe that there is a government conspiracy against them to become one. And they can spout their pregnancy fetish shit out but effectively we can't call them out because muh transphobia

 

[Terfmaster9000]

can anyone help me find a 6'3" "trans"woman who's into people who set their ring lights at crotch level on the floor
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Those linebacker shoulders. huge hands. zero waist. face so mangled you can tell the left and right side of his face are asymmetric even with the hair trying to cover half of the face. kekkkkkk.

 

[Geraldine]

Ever have a family dinner that had talking points?
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After I came, it's my parents for support. My mom isn't been acting a lot more weird around me. She glared at me when I. Changed my gender on a streaming app or call myself by my prefered Name this has happened multiple times and I can't tell her half of it Because there are possibilities infinitely more terrifying Then needing to wait a few more years one she doesn't take it seriously I feel much worse and thoughts will take over or She does take seriously, and it ends up being talking points at the next family dinner I am just so tired

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Those linebacker shoulders. huge hands. zero waist. face so mangled you can tell the left and right side of his face are asymmetric even with the hair trying to cover half of the face. kekkkkkk.

Thing is there's absolutely nothing wrong with his body, he's got a good figure, but it's a man's figure, because he's a man. What trannies never seem to understand is that clothes cut for a woman's body will only highlight their masculine body, those angular shapes of their striated arms and legs looks even more so when they're poking out of sleeves and a hemline that makes you expect the soft lines of a woman's figure.

Ever have a family dinner that had talking points?
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Let me guess, at no point is anyone going to poke at the fact that an autistic man is trooning out after social media brainrot. The fact that medical establishment doesn't require any kind of pushback on trooning out for the autistic is a dereliction of care.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Thing is there's absolutely nothing wrong with his body, he's got a good figure, but it's a man's figure, because he's a man. What trannies never seem to understand is that clothes cut for a woman's body will only highlight their masculine body, those angular shapes of their striated arms and legs looks even more so when they're poking out of sleeves and a hemline that makes you expect the soft lines of a woman's figure.

He's a fail male all the same. 41% when?

 

[Gondolindrim]

Hiiii. I'm working on my psych degree, looking at rents, and I have decided on splitting a rowhouse with 8 other trannies.
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This is the pinned. This living situation is going to work out well, and I totally don't expect her to be broke and coked-out by midterms.

8 trannies in a 2 story house less than 1200sqft in size, all sharing a kitchenette and ancient fridge. What could go wrong.
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She doesn't say what school but I can tell by her dirty mirror and old phone she's going to Temple University.

Trans stuff aside, 8 people in a single house sounds like a fucking nightmare. They're going to have horror stories by the first weekend.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Panic among UK troons as the trans genocide intensifies.
Emergency puberty blocker ban was lawful, High Court rules (London Evening Standard)

A ban on puberty blockers introduced by the Conservative government with emergency legislation was lawful, the High Court has ruled.

Campaign group TransActual, and a young person who cannot be named, made a bid to challenge the decision of now-shadow health secretary Victoria Atkins to impose a so-called “banning order” on puberty blockers, which suppress the natural production of sex hormones to delay puberty.

At a hearing on July 12, the High Court in London heard the secondary legislation prevents the prescription of the medication from European or private prescribers and restricts NHS provision to within clinical trials.

Lawyers for the group and young person had argued that the order made by the previous government on May 29 was unlawful.
The Department of Health and Social Care (DHSC) and the Department of Health in Northern Ireland defended the claim and said the case should be dismissed.

In a ruling on Monday, Mrs Justice Lang dismissed the challenges.
She said: “This decision required a complex and multi-factored predictive assessment, involving the application of clinical judgment and the weighing of competing risks and dangers, with which the court should be slow to interfere.”

The judge added that the two departments “were entitled to rely upon the precautionary principle when making their judgments” with a “rational and balanced approach to the assessment of risk in this context, where there remains scientific uncertainty”.
The legislation came after the publication of the long-awaited Cass Review by Dr Hilary Cass into children’s gender services in the NHS, which said children have been let down by a lack of research and evidence on the use of puberty blockers and hormones.

Jason Coppel KC, for the group and young person, previously told the court that Ms Atkins had “acted on the basis of her personal views about the conclusions of the Cass Review”.

It's like the judge doesn't read the opinions of international experts like Erin Reed etc...



We regret to inform you The Right Side of History® is now cancelled.



Various prominent trans activists/allies like columnist Owen Jones and rogue lawyer Jolyon Maugham have been hinting very strongly in public that some young trans people committing suicide right now would be extremely helpful to the cause, but it doesn't seem to be happening. There is just no helping some people.

 

[Poonocchio]

We regret to inform you The Right Side of History® is now cancelled.

It was moving in favour of LGB rights... the T has busted down the doors, shat all over the floors and undone 15+years of progress for LGBs within a few years. Good job, trannies! I'm glad they see the tide turning. Now they can see what they had and ruined by being pushy autistic retards.

 

[Necrosan]

Various prominent trans activists/allies like columnist Owen Jones and rogue lawyer Jolyon Maugham have been hinting very strongly in public that some young trans people committing suicide right now would be extremely helpful to the cause, but it doesn't seem to be happening. There is just no helping some people.

>trannies having difficulty finding suicide victims
Strange.