Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

He claims to have put in IIRC $200-250k and then 4x'd it based on McJuggernugget's advice, that's when he made that gloaty 'I'm rich' video. Steven being Steven instead of pulling any profits he just let it all ride, and big surprise eventually it crashed on him. The wrinkle is that he has stated that he managed to pull out with $200-225k, which means that at most he actually only lost like $25-50k from his initial investment. He lost unrealized gains because he's a greedy retard and because he's manipulative fuck he spreads the story like he lost everything by leaving out that very specific context, he figures he can say he lost his life savings of hundreds of thousands of dollars and not technically be lying.
Even if he did pull out at its highest, he would've squandered all the money by now anyway.
 
this story is a 2nd lie to cover the first lie...there is absolutely no way that boogie would have 4x 200-250k without screenshots all over twitter or bragging to his fans.there is also no way that boogie has the self discipline to let 200k ride to 800k without selling before,were talking about someone with negative impulse control.the whole story is total bs and a way for him to avoid responsibility for a failed career.
My personal theory on the whole crypto thing was that the GameStop short squeeze for its stocks was a really viral trending topic when it happened (Jan ‘21) so Boogie wanted to hop on the trend in a way by pretending to be a wise investment guru and claiming he made bank with cryptocurrency with his “I’m Rich” video he released around the same time. Almost 2 years later he would reuse that lie as an excuse for him being broke and that the audience needs to bankroll his existence. He probably did invest a small amount into that particular crypto (McJuggerNuggets has corroborated this in the GFM Storyfire documentary) but not his whole life savings. He pretended that he invested everything he owns into it because he planned on offing himself, but this guy is way too narcissistic to do that.
 
He's lied so much that I believe there's really nothing underneath the Boogie persona, which itself is nothing because it changes so frequently. I legitimately think that he may not have a soul with the way he lies. It comes way too easily for him.
“There is an idea of a Boogie2988, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an odorous entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my disturbing smile and you can shake my fat hand and feel flesh sticky with Mt Dew gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our youtube lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there."

Extract from 'Fat American Psycho Faggot'.
 
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lol that's right he even claimed to have a tumor once haha
 
My personal theory on the whole crypto thing was that the GameStop short squeeze for its stocks was a really viral trending topic when it happened (Jan ‘21) so Boogie wanted to hop on the trend in a way by pretending to be a wise investment guru and claiming he made bank with cryptocurrency with his “I’m Rich” video he released around the same time. Almost 2 years later he would reuse that lie as an excuse for him being broke and that the audience needs to bankroll his existence. He probably did invest a small amount into that particular crypto (McJuggerNuggets has corroborated this in the GFM Storyfire documentary) but not his whole life savings. He pretended that he invested everything he owns into it because he planned on offing himself, but this guy is way too narcissistic to do that.
it was also at the time when everyone was accusing him of being broke online with falling views and he wanted to act like a total shad.
 
"a likely tumor on my pituitary gland" lmao he's been doing this for so long now. So he has another doctor (or the same one) who said that his problems come from something they don't know even exists.

Boogie blaming being fat on a fucking tumor in his brain will always be the funniest shit I've ever seen him say. It will never be topped, that is so absolutely spectacularly retarded. I am amazed he ever fooled anyone with this level of bullshit.

a fucking brain tumor is why I'm 600 pounds, lmao
 
This reminded me of the time in 2021 when Boogie said he invested in GameStop stock (when it was already artificially inflated) and kept tweeting that he had “diamond hands.” I tried to find screenshots but he’s blocked me on twitter. I think this is what set his whole crypto scam in motion.

My theory is he has never invested in anything - he just wants to be part of the cool kids club.
 
lie as an excuse for him being broke
I vaguely remember one of the regular boogie posters documented it pretty definitively that boogie didn't lose any money, he's just claiming the money he didn't make is money he lost. Like if you sold a house that 2 years later was worth double, you didn't lose anything.
 
For me, the fact that Boogie lies about being broke is the most persuasive evidence that he has a humiliation fetish. It is utterly deviant for any man to want to be publicly labeled a bankrupt loser. It’s up there with troon shit for how much he’s going against nature and biological reality.
 
Nah, Boogie deserves to die and be forgotten. Nick still has plenty of gas left in his fucked up life.
:lossmanjack: wins
But if Boogie is in the nomination for Lolcow of the Year it completely gives the gnome more credit than he deserves.
I will admit it's been a close race so far, Kiwis have definitely been eating good this year.
Remember: The heavier something is, the more momentum it builds. The only thing I could see ruining Boogie's run would be if he dies, which is absolutely a possibility. I feel like not making it through the year probably disqualifies you. At least the Put To Pasture award is a good consolation prize that we can all agree on wanting him to win.
 
This new LCL episode dubbed 'The End' is so fake and gay. Keem will announce he's no longer going to be on the shows and leaving it to Boogie and Wings to keep things going, and they will fake freak out and try and create drama to drum up views.

The show is dead. Hopefully Boogie follows suit.
 
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