Things you’ve been banned from - Post your criminal record here. Doesn’t matter if it’s social media, game or IRL place

[Thé au lait]

Do 4chan bans even count? They'll ban you anywhere at any time for shit you never did, or shit someone else did on a VPN that they supposedly don't allow

As a kid, I was banned from an AOL chat room for calling a janny a "stupid asshole." This information was noted on the next month's AOL bill much to my dad's chagrin.

The bill said you got shoahed from a specific chatroom? What the fuck?
Good thing I didn't get banned from any of them as a kid I guess.

Not banned there myself, but I remember it was a Waterstones many years ago when, as a jape, we filled a basket with as many Hitler/nazi books as we could find, brought it to the counter, and said “hang on, sorry, forgot one” and took the opportunity to walk off, stifling that ebullient student laughter.

I used to do something similar in college, I would go to a bookstore and move all of the holocaust books to the fiction section. Never got caught (no security cameras for some reason), but after a few times they put a sign on the door about it.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

You should have appealed on the grounds that isn’t an accurate seig heil salute.

The arm needs to be approximately 5-8 degrees lower toward the horizontal; the wrist should not be extended completely straight, instead being slightly bent away from the body. Finally, the left arm should cross the sternum toward the right clavicle.

The swastika might have got you, though.

there is a zero present chance that i would grovel to the transgender career jannies who masturbate rejecting my ban appeals, talking in formal hr speak

 

[The Cunting Death]

Banned from:

• Mighty No 9 forums: calling Dina the community manager a cunt (a month, never came back after being banned)
• 4chan: hundreds of times for other shit. Longest bans were for threatening Alex Kurtzman by beating the shit out of him (one month) and misidentified report of something more than once (2 weeks). Quite a few one day bans for checking my dubs.
• Various game severs: spamming (longest was 3 days)
• KF Movie Night Discord: Talking to Marvin when he's drunk and in a bad mood (it's usually just a kick)

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I got kicked out of a Spencer's once when I was an immature little shit. I don't think I've ever really been banned from the digital world yet. Maybe I should fix that.

 

[Punished Mirabeau B Lamar]

I got an unappealable ban from Pre-Elon twitter because I told a school counselor that admitted to getting kids on amphetamines that I was going to find and torture him for turning young children into Ritalin zombies. I've managed to hold my tongue fairly well in my life.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

No permabans IRL, and I don't use "social media" so no bans there.

Have lost some email addresses due to very long inactivity though.

 

[Snorky]

I had many, many, many accounts on Roblox where the whole point was to get them banned by being the biggest offensive asshole in chat. Had one get terminated after I threatened to gas the unsuspecting populace of some online dating game with gas chambers.

 

[Fag Albert]

My passion in life is getting banned from World of Warcraft. Both official servers and whatever shitty private server thats popular at the time. I dont even specifically like World of Warcraft that much its just funny watching people bristle up

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The impression I seem to be getting from this thread is that the internet is being increasingly run by easily triggered "special snowflakes" who look down on "freeze peach" and who grew up coddled, indoctrinated by "social justice", and thus get excessively traumatized by "wrongthink" and mean words online. Glad I got to witness the internet as it was before the endless Current Year.

 

[seri0us]

Reminds me the one time I finally got caught shoplifting when I was a teenager.

Buddy and I'd would steal a pound of deli chicken strips every day from a local grocery store and soda during lunch.

Finally some deli lady caught us. She tried to make us come with her to LP, instead we booked it.

The autistic cart pusher unwittingly held the first set of slidding doors open for us but the exterior set began sliding close.

We ran into those doors so hard they popped off the hinges and smashed on to the ground shattering glass everywhere. Hopped into my car and high tailed it out of there.

Did I get banned? Nope, got a job there a month later lol

(Same place is where we'd steal all these airsoft guns and pellets over the course of six months requiring them to finally secure that shit in a proper case lmao)

Are you and your friend literal niggers or at least mulatto?

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Are you and your friend literal niggers or at least mulatto?

White trash.

 

[Sprate Header]

Was locked out of Twitter for a week for calling Elon an aspie and telling him to kill himself after he scolded JK Rowling for being "too negative" by calling out trannies.

Was personally defederated from Poast for calling Graf a pedophile.

Was banned from Keffals's Twitch chat back in 2022, I think for calling ZrCalo a zoosadist?

Was threadbanned from the Dream thread for a day or two back in 2021 for arguing with a CorbinDallasMultipass sock.

 

[crazedaze]

I used to enjoy making fb accounts to troll trannies and incels, you get banned for bulllying for calling people ugly on there lmao
Also shadowbanned and scolded by a pop-up on youtube for incorrect opinions/wrongthink

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

MY CRIMINAL RECORD​

Twitter	Can't recall how many times I've been banned from twitter. It was usually either for racism or shitposting too hard and some angry tranny getting ass blasted.
Reddit	Made fun of the jannies on a few throw away accounts.
Twitch	Twitch ban speedrun on a throw away. Specifically several usages of the word nigger using a TTS device.
Discord	HOI4 trannies got mad at me for talking shit about their mod.
Roblox	Usage of racial slurs and terrorizing little tartlets with one of those old exploit tools.
Miscellaneous forums	Shitposting and derailing threads on several forums have caused me to be booted from a few dozen forums.
Various Gmod Servers	Causing terror in various DarkRP servers including repeatedly RDM'ing a dude who gave me a "Soy Milkshake". At this point, I've got to be banned from at least half of the Gmod DarkRP servers out there.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

GameFaqs: Got angry at a new rule and did an account suicide with censor-bypasses of disallowed words and Scrubs guro.

Some Inuyasha forum: Got bored and posted an 18+ fanfic.

 

[Dana scully]

I was banned from Instagram like literally right after making an account.

I'm shadowbanned from Facebook.

you’re most likely IP banned

Twitter - it was around covid they were literally banning everyone and their mother for questioning it
Reddit - im muted from posting in certain subreddits but not fully cause i mostly lurk there
Discord - i got banned multiple times for calling trannies trannies
Youtube - my old account got suspended cause i commented something about the rapist immigrants that were flooding europe at that time and still are

 

[parsnip]

Twitter, Facebook and Pinterest. A dentist office, a pub, and an arena. I'm generally well behaved.

 

[Targeted Individual]

My Criminal Record​

Twitter	First time was because i told a sheboon that Donald Trump was, in fact, her president and twitter told me that i was a bot. Second time was because of hate speech.
Reddit	Transphobia
League of Legends	A bunch of my accounts (six i think) were banned for racism, homophobia, etc. etc.
Instagram	First time was for calling someone a nigger, then i tried to get around it saying "n1663r" and other variants of that. Second time was because of homophobia (calling two gay pedophiles faggots) and racism. And two other accounts because of transphobia and racism. Instagram is fun because when they ban you you can see all the comments they flagged, so it's like a highlights reel of your best moments.
YouTube	Account terminated for posting playlists of Blink 1488, Right Wing Death Squad Entertainment and Mr. Bond.

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

Twitter: 8x for nigger word.
Reddit: told someone that they shouldn’t threaten to kill someone who was a racism lol
Minecraft: global ban list enjoyer; hacking/griefing “harassment” and “extortion” (stole the admin privs and wouldn’t give it back lol)
Tumblr: anti-LGBT propaganda
YouTube: copyright violations

A few minor forums and additional nonsense. Mostly just telling people they are being gay. Always tell Rust devs that they are losers who don’t know how to computer

Fun fact, before I was an adult I was PERMABANNED from registering .tk domains for TOS/AUP violations in relation to distribution of harmful information.
It was a satirical conspiracy blog; it said in the footer that it was. Apparently someone over at the registrar thought it could do damage.

Honorable mention: myspleen priv. tracker; misconfigured seed box led to leecher status. But I allegedly got all that I wanted anyhow.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

1 ban from a TF2 community server (sprayed goatse on the wall), 1 discord server ban (offended a tranny), 4 bans from random dogshit MMOs (nigger words), 1 temp twitter ban (said footfags belong in the gas chamber), 1 temp Facebook ban (over an Agent Hitler, FBI meme posted years before my ban) and 13 4chan bans (racism).