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Feel free to give me my clocks if it's already been mentioned but the Assassin's Creed reddit is apparently doubling down on this shit.

Don't you DARE question the validity of Yasuke's samurai status, das rite! We wuz samurais n' shieeeeeeet! And if you think otherwise? Well that's gonna be a ban, chud.
I don't actually visit reddit but I saw a fucking news article of all things talking about it. Top kek.
 
Bob Barbas said:
Feel free to give me my clocks if it's already been mentioned but the Assassin's Creed reddit is apparently doubling down on this shit.

Don't you DARE question the validity of Yasuke's samurai status, das rite! We wuz samurais n' shieeeeeeet! And if you think otherwise? Well that's gonna be a ban, chud.
I don't actually visit reddit but I saw a fucking news article of all things talking about it. Top kek.
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I visited that subreddit after reading your comment and yup, they have a pinned thread titled:
"There is no "debate" - Yasuke was a Samurai. If you disagree, you can do that somewhere else."
Of course the thread is locked and these tranny mods didn't even post the thread with their own accounts, they did it with the automoderator bot. Funniest part is that despite them banning any comments going against their agenda, a lot of the comments in that thread praising the mod decision are heavily downvoted.
 
It's actually so much worse than the tranny mods realize. Once you strip away that fraud professor's research Kang Samurai is mentioned in like two very vague and sketchy historical accounts of Nobunaga's court.

There's a non zero chance this guy was entirely fictional. That's how big the academic fraud is here.
 
Sniperwoof said:
It's actually so much worse than the tranny mods realize. Once you strip away that fraud professor's research Kang Samurai is mentioned in like two very vague and sketchy historical accounts of Nobunaga's court.

There's a non zero chance this guy was entirely fictional. That's how big the academic fraud is here.
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And even if he wasn't like people said previously in the thread he was probably just Nobunaga's funni brack manu.
Even if he was real there is no fucking chance he was a samurai or anything close to one.
 
Sniperwoof said:
There's a non zero chance this guy was entirely fictional. That's how big the academic fraud is here.
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It's really funny that everyone assumes that the Jesuits are a 100% trustworthy source at all, especially when they were constantly lying to the Japanese during this period.
 
God of Nothing said:
man
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tw-bYkaACLcthis guy and his drunk japanese wife are just clowning on ubisoft
they have two other videos about how stupid their portrayal of japan in that era is
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>YWN have a based loving Japanese wife who shits on "progressive" retards with you when they mock her culture in name of representation & empowerment.

Why live bros?
 
Do you know of Paris Syndrome? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

Basically it's when Japanese people have a romanticized view of Paris/France but they go into shock when they encounter the actual reality (French niggers/Muslims, city thieves, rats, and the smell of piss).

I think Paris Syndrome 2.0 is Assassin's Creed: Shadows.
And I think Paris Syndrome 3.0 is currently developing (the 2024 Paris Olympics).

I noticed that if you go to ACS videos on Ubisoft's official YouTube channel (not Ubisoft Japan), there seems to be a deluge of Japanese commenters lamenting the game, Ubisoft, France and the West in general. From my experience, Japanese YouTube users mainly comment on specifically Japanese videos made or localized for them so for them to enter foreign territory means I think that ACS really was a thorn on the Japanese people's side. Thanks to improvements in translation technology, Japanese (gamers) have been forced to be less insular and are coming into more direct contact with Western (progressive) opinions on Japan/Japanese people/Japanese culture and also learning the typical leftist buzzwords. And they don't like it.

What's funny is that you have English Ubislop supporter speakers (writing in English) in the comment sections replying to Japanese people (writing in Japanese) who are critical of the game. They mainly say 2 things: you're a bot or a general dismissive comment like who cares (about your opinion)/it's just a game/ur racist. And what's funny is other Japanese users replying in Japanese making rebuttals and counter-arguments saying things like "Ubisoft is making a historically accurate game about Japan and you're here telling Japanese their opinions don't matter?" or "the OP is not a bot and is not using AI translations. We Japanese can tell if a Japanese is a bot or a real person"

Have a dig around for some funny interactions between Westerners and Japanese YouTube commenters. Just as an example, here's a recent vid, one on Ubisoft and one on Ubisoft Japan, both with Japanese commenters. Stick with the non-Japan Ubisoft YouTube channel if you want a more diverse commenter crowd.

 
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Xenomorphs Are Cute said:
>YWN have a based loving Japanese wife who shits on "progressive" retards with you when they mock her culture in name of representation & empowerment.

Why live bros?
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Just get a based loving wife of your own ethnic group. It gets wild when you consider yourself a gigachud but your wife says things you'd never dare to say out loud :story:
 
SIMIΔN said:
Look at the 1999 era horse animations at 0:28,
This is gonna outdo Skull and Bones in terribleness.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zKua34QXhMA
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I noticed that immediately too. Despite all the shit flinging regarding Yasuke, what has slid under the radar is the absolutely abhorrent animation quality we have seen so far. The original combat showcase was also full of choppy and shitty truncated animations that are far below the acceptable standard of modern AAA slop.
 
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