Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Chan the Wizard]

Happy cookie cake day, Sarah, or as you’re known in the nuthouse by other crazies that smelly bitch.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Even if someone did something nice for her, she would just whine about it. She’s very ungrateful.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

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Atleast it finally dawned on her that she's nasty. As to how she'll handle it, she'll just shit herself and do nothing.

i would love to know why she thinks not having insurance means shes gonna die. does she think life insurance means insurance you pay to keep the grim reaper from killing you instantly or something? if shes this bad now imagine how she will be if she lives to get as old as debbie or even older.

 

[Vampirella]

>Two days before birthday
>Birthday haul
>Happy birthday to me
>Birthday cookie cake

>On Actual birthday
>I am alone
>I'm old
>Every one hates me
Help me
Why am I dead?

 

[Phouquehead]

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Atleast it finally dawned on her that she's nasty. As to how she'll handle it, she'll just shit herself and do nothing.

Wonder what set her off this time. Maybe her parents tried to explain to her that they aren't going to be around forever and one day she's going to have to set up her own insurance and other stuff they currently provide under their name. She instantly thought about dying of course, and probably called up the insurance company crying, they asked her to calm down, she REEEEEs at them, the called her nasty and hang up. Love coming up with fanfiction to piece together her hysterical vaguebooking.

I was also wondering if 40 is too old to be considered a dependent (kek) and maybe that's what she's freaking out about now that she's 39. Still don't quite understand how she has insurance under her parents when she's well over 26. Maybe they pay for a separate plan for her, which I'm sure isn't cheap. Don't think she can qualify for Medicaid in Texas as long as she lives with them but I could be wrong.

Anyway, while I empathize with not wanting to be lonely and miserable on one's birthday, she is entirely to blame for not having anyone to celebrate with or "care about her." She also can't rely on others to make her happy either.

 

[invisibult plus+]

>Two days before birthday
>Birthday haul
>Happy birthday to me
>Birthday cookie cake

>On Actual birthday
>I am alone
>I'm old
>Every one hates me
Help me
Why am I dead?


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Post-nut clarity. It's hard to celebrate something when it means you've wasted half your life.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm beginning to think the logic behind the "I'm dead" and "I'm a ghost" posts is "Nobody is paying attention to me right now, so I must no longer exist."

 

[Dysnomia]

>Two days before birthday
>Birthday haul
>Happy birthday to me
>Birthday cookie cake

>On Actual birthday
>I am alone
>I'm old
>Every one hates me
Help me
Why am I dead?


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She got presents. She got balloons. She got birthday pics in front of a broadcast about the war in Israel. What more does she want? A million asspats on Facebook? Maybe if she was actually was a nice person who was capable of making and keeping friends. No friends at work? No friends in the neighborhood? Her own fault. She makes herself so insufferable that no one wants to be near her. It's not other people's fault. It's her own. It also doesn't help that every time she doesn't get enough attention for dying for the umpteeth time she has to post "Why is no one paying attention to me?".

I'd advise her to try making things a little more about other people. But that won't work because then it can't be all about Ashton Winters: Handsome Prince Sora Skinwalker.

Someone posts a nice comment and she has a retard moment and doesn't get the little joke about "Earth Day". I'm starting to think there really is some level of 'tism and it's not all armchairing and coincidental symptoms. She's just so dense sometimes and cannot social cues to save her life. Meltdowns galore. Maybe it's just her immaturity and other head problems. But damn she's a close fit.

I'm beginning to think the logic behind the "I'm dead" and "I'm a ghost" posts is "Nobody is paying attention to me right now, so I must no longer exist."

I think you won the Kewpie doll.

I just hope her future isn't Sunset Boulevard: Cosplay Bag Lady Edition.

Tripod-san, I'm ready for my closeup.

 

[athousandrustynails]

I'm starting to think there really is some level of 'tism

I don't understand why there's any doubt that she's got autisim. She might have other shit going on but she's always been retardedly obsessed with stuff in a way only an autist can really be. Anime & games might be mainstream now but she's a millennial and when they were kids it was really only the freaks and autistics that were into those things.

Not all autistics are selfish cunts but there's definitely a flavour of them that exist solely as a main character and that's what her issue is. Not even 100% sure that's fixable either, especially not at this stage.

 

[knux]

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Atleast it finally dawned on her that she's nasty. As to how she'll handle it, she'll just shit herself and do nothing.

I think the disrespecting thing is people telling her what she should have done with her foot to ensure it healed. Those people probably went past the "hurtful truth level" for Pixy. I can see why people call her the "female Chris Chan". They are quite alike in their delusions, laziness and selfishness.

The "please help me" is just more of the same begging to have someone come and solve all her problems for her. Which isn't going to happen, not matter how much she begs.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I don't understand why there's any doubt that she's got autisim. She might have other shit going on but she's always been retardedly obsessed with stuff in a way only an autist can really be. Anime & games might be mainstream now but she's a millennial and when they were kids it was really only the freaks and autistics that were into those things.

Not all autistics are selfish cunts but there's definitely a flavour of them that exist solely as a main character and that's what her issue is. Not even 100% sure that's fixable either, especially not at this stage.

This is what I’ve said. I genuinely think she has autism combined with schizophrenia. She always asks why xyz is wrong, especially at work and has no idea how to properly interact with customers or other people.

 

[Dysnomia]

I think the disrespecting thing is people telling her what she should have done with her foot to ensure it healed. Those people probably went past the "hurtful truth level" for Pixy. I can see why people call her the "female Chris Chan". They are quite alike in their delusions, laziness and selfishness.

The "please help me" is just more of the same begging to have someone come and solve all her problems for her. Which isn't going to happen, not matter how much she begs.

This is what I’ve said. I genuinely think she has autism combined with schizophrenia. She always asks why xyz is wrong, especially at work and has no idea how to properly interact with customers or other people.

I guess it's because I remember people in the old days going "Lol she isn't autistic. She's just a weeb. Stop armchairing". But I believe she's definitely 'tismed. It's unfortunate that girls get diagnosed at a lesser frequency. Debbie trying to force a square peg into a round hole didn't help. Pixy couldn't mask so Debbie was trying to do it for her. In her boomer 1970s mind she probably thought that being blonde and tan would make Pixy seem more normal. After all, that's what the popular girls look like. She was probably hoping Pixy would get a man and have kids. Instead she's wearing a filthy wig and pretending to be a teen boy from a video game. She's shooting through the autismo to tranny pipeline.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

That’s how I see the tanning pills and blonde hair saga. An effort make Pixy conform to societal standards on Debbie’s behalf. Women with ASD tend to mask more because of societal expectations. Women are supposed to be outgoing, social, and so on.

Also, she has struggled with hygiene for a long time and that may be due to sensory issues. Not all people with ASD are like this, but I think this is the case for Pixy.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I'm beginning to think the logic behind the "I'm dead" and "I'm a ghost" posts is "Nobody is paying attention to me right now, so I must no longer exist."

this actually makes a lot of sense. though i also think there are times where she just jumps to thinking shes dying because she saw something on tiktok or googled something about a issue she has and assumes shes dying because of that as well.

but who knows it is honestly hard to tell what level of a grip on reality pixy has at times. sometimes it seems like shes just dumb or trying to bait for attention. then other times its like she is entirely convinced of something and shes just lost in her own little world that makes zero sense.

like one day her arm is itchy and she just complains about it then another day her arm is rotting shes going to die but nobody believes her maybe shes already dead or a ghost?

 

[Dysnomia]

She's acting like she's crippled.





Should have worn your boot instead of getting that surgery. And what is it with that awkward wording? Autism indeed. Maybe waste less money on fast food and cosplay and you can get the shoe inserts? Just a suggestion.

With all this "Wah I'm bedridden! I don't want to be disabled!" going on, that job won't last. Not that it was gonna last anyway. People in way worse shape then her are employed. I'm sure it hurts. But Pixy isn't a reliable narrator and her pain threshold appears to be very poor considering the tiny amount of owwies it takes for her to cry about dying.

 

[NationBaitin]

Looks like the job might've already been lost.

 

[Dysnomia]

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Looks like the job might've already been lost.

No wonder she can't afford the shoe inserts. Well that job didn't last. To be a fly on the wall at that place. I doubt it was just the bathroom that got her fired.

Comment from lolcow. This person doesn't think she was at Target. Plus small store. So it might have been some mom & pop place. Maybe a gas station convenience store?



She's running out of places to hire her. She shouldn't have fucked this up even if her foot was killing her. Debbie must be royally pissed.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Not sure how this will pan out, but my guess is that Sarah is going to somehow piss this person off too with her selfishness.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

She's running out of places to hire her.

What do you expect? She has ZERO skills, no education and such an entitled attitude that nobody wants to deal with her.

I'm actually surprised she hasn't just said, "fuck it" and gone for SSI at this point claiming... whatever is the reason.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

What do you expect? She has ZERO skills, no education and such an entitled attitude that nobody wants to deal with her.

I'm actually surprised she hasn't just said, "fuck it" and gone for SSI at this point claiming... whatever is the reason.

I think she should, tbh. She’s obviously unable to hold down a job and prob shouldn’t be around the public.