Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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His parents and brother were unbelievably patient with him. How he's only now been permanently booted is one of the greatest example of lol/horror cow plot armour.

In most other families, Andy would've ended up homeless or in jail a long, long time ago.
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If I acted like that around my mom she would literally knife me. I'd be dead.
 
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Bob's Vagene said:
The headbanging is definitely disturbing but I don't entirely believe it's all an act. We know he doesn't have autism, and he wants people to care for him 24/7, but there has to be some sort of mental illness behind it. Maybe schizoaffective disorder, which he has been diagnosed with, maybe he's a sociopath, I'm not sure. I just doubt someone's going to bash their head in until they bleed without having some sort of severe mental illness.
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he is purely a case of Munchhausen//factitious disorder person, who malingers and really plays it up for any audience he can, and always goes out of his way to create an audience, and the victimhood mentality. i mean, yes, that is all mental illness, and people who are like this will do anything to self induce illness or injury, or will do things to make themselves seem, ill and or disabled. oh i fully believe he also has narcissistic personality disorder, were talking grandiose ; and i think because he wants someone to take care of him so badly, he seems to be fitting on ''dependent personality disorder' as well because of the intensity of that; but i still do not pity him because plenty of mentally ill people out there get treatment and therapy and learn to work through, cope and over come as much as possible in healthy ways. as far as bashing the head, yep, some people who are ill will do that out of frustration, some manics will, some bipolar folks in severe cases that have major up and down swings, some schizophrenics are known to self injure because in effort to stop the voices or visual hallucinations even if for a brief moment. he was DX'd as schizo-effective which he likely does have, because he is delusional, but he does not suffer hallucinations like a full blown SZ person does.
 
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Shanndog said:
he is purely a case of Munchhausen//factitious disorder person, who malingers and really plays it up for any audience he can, and always goes out of his way to create an audience, and the victimhood mentality. i mean, yes, that is all mental illness, and people who are like this will do anything to self induce illness or injury, or will do things to make themselves seem, ill and or disabled. oh i fully believe he also has narcissistic personality disorder, were talking grandiose ; and i think because he wants someone to take care of him so badly, he seems to be fitting on ''dependent personality disorder' as well because of the intensity of that; but i still do not pity him because plenty of mentally ill people out there get treatment and therapy and learn to work through, cope and over come as much as possible in healthy ways. as far as bashing the head, yep, some people who are ill will do that out of frustration, some manics will, some bipolar folks in severe cases that have major up and down swings, some schizophrenics are known to self injure because in effort to stop the voices or visual hallucinations even if for a brief moment. he was DX'd as schizo-effective which he likely does have, because he is delusional, but he does not suffer hallucinations like a full blown SZ person does.
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Hypothetically, if Andy is brought to a hospital (a mental ward specifically) and the staff plays along with his demands and wants to briefly and temporarily have him comply to them.
then they strap him to a bed, bring him to a room, bring in electro-shock machines and a lobotomy tools spread out next to him
and say "By order of the state after all the grievances you've caused to your family, neighbours and active on duty personnel, we have the right to lobotomize you since you are irrevocably mentally ill"
and with that extreme set of scenario, will Andy continue to plead claiming he is autistic or will he drop his facade and fess up about faking everything?
 
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that background of him using his fingers as a tooth brush was disgusting. seriously, everything about this asshole makes me sick.
i got another email today that stated that the bodycam footage will be available as soon as possible, but they have requests on other cases, etc, so it may be a minute..that said, if i can get it, you guys will be the 1st to see it after me, definitely. that aside, i am honestly glad to see this jerk off exposed for what he is, and i hope that he will be held accountable for his actions.
 
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Banquet Meal said:
that background of him using his fingers as a tooth brush was disgusting. seriously, everything about this asshole makes me sick.
i got another email today that stated that the bodycam footage will be available as soon as possible, but they have requests on other cases, etc, so it may be a minute..that said, if i can get it, you guys will be the 1st to see it after me, definitely. that aside, i am honestly glad to see this jerk off exposed for what he is, and i hope that he will be held accountable for his actions.
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We're going to need a 'You're aboosin' me!' counter for this one
 
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Banquet Meal said:
that background of him using his fingers as a tooth brush was disgusting. seriously, everything about this asshole makes me sick.
i got another email today that stated that the bodycam footage will be available as soon as possible, but they have requests on other cases, etc, so it may be a minute..that said, if i can get it, you guys will be the 1st to see it after me, definitely. that aside, i am honestly glad to see this jerk off exposed for what he is, and i hope that he will be held accountable for his actions.
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Watermark it once you do so that jewtubers will be forced to show that it is in fact Farms property that got it.
 
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Colon capital V said:
Watermark it once you do so that jewtubers will be forced to show that it is in fact Farms property that got it.
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This is a thread about a man who shit himself as a matter of official police record; and you're taking it seriously?

He SHIT IN HIS PANTS and decades from now future historians will be able to read about it, and you're trying to get all Tony Soprano over it.
 
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf said:
This is a thread about a man who shit himself as a matter of official police record; and you're taking it seriously?

He SHIT IN HIS PANTS and decades from now future historians will be able to read about it, and you're trying to get all Tony Soprano over it.
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Dosen't mean we let normies take our shit without credit like they do all the time anyway. Dosen't matter how trivial or not, Kiwi Rights yawl!
 
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Updates in the case of The State of Ohio v The Poopsquatch of Tonawanda, NY

Andy's first appearance is scheduled for July 31st at 8:30am EST. Based on what little sleuthing I've done, I'm unable to determine whether the Cuyahoga Court of Common Pleas broadcasts their arraignments or not and I was too late and gay to contact the clerk of courts. First appearances are usually boring, procedural, and leave little opportunity for amusing manbaby chimpouts, but Andy's public defender will likely have the pleasure of making his acquaintance tomorrow. Thoughts and prayers for the poor soul assigned to defend Dandy Ditch.

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Poogers said:
Updates in the case of The State of Ohio v The Poopsquatch of Tonawanda, NY

Andy's first appearance is scheduled for July 31st at 8:30am EST. Based on what little sleuthing I've done, I'm unable to determine whether the Cuyahoga Court of Common Pleas broadcasts their arraignments or not and I was too late and gay to contact the clerk of courts. First appearances are usually boring, procedural, and leave little opportunity for amusing manbaby chimpouts, but Andy's public defender will likely have the pleasure of making his acquaintance tomorrow. Thoughts and prayers for the poor soul assigned to defend Dandy Ditch.

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I hope the later dates will be broadcasted
 
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Poogers said:
Updates in the case of The State of Ohio v The Poopsquatch of Tonawanda, NY

Andy's first appearance is scheduled for July 31st at 8:30am EST. Based on what little sleuthing I've done, I'm unable to determine whether the Cuyahoga Court of Common Pleas broadcasts their arraignments or not and I was too late and gay to contact the clerk of courts. First appearances are usually boring, procedural, and leave little opportunity for amusing manbaby chimpouts, but Andy's public defender will likely have the pleasure of making his acquaintance tomorrow. Thoughts and prayers for the poor soul assigned to defend Dandy Ditch.

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Andy's court appointed attorney will likely make a motion for a continuance so that the defendant can be better observed.
 
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