Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Mourning_Cloak]

Lolcattle seem to be highly resistant to legal and criminal consequences of their actions so I'm not holding my breath, but Andy is right where he needs to be.

With the recent happenings I've put on some of those YouTube videos about Andy on as background noise (refresh myself on the lore and all that) and I lost track of how many times I needed to skip ahead in the video because I was unable to tolerate more than 45 seconds of his "dypur aboose hospul daaaad" rambling.

I keep hoping that a former classmate of his will come forward to someone, either here or on YouTube, for a tell-all or "tell all I know."

 

[pyrogon]

Yeah, he really is fucked here. His family probably knows peace for the first time in years and have more than likely decided to give up on him. Unlike most lolcows he doesn't have some neiche group of internet friends to bail him out either. He is truly and 100 percent alone. To make matters even worse he won't even be able to post bail on his own either. Even if his autism magically healed and he was able to contact a bondsman he would never get approved for a bail bond loan.

Lolcattle seem to be highly resistant to legal and criminal consequences of their actions so I'm not holding my breath, but Andy is right where he needs to be.

With the recent happenings I've put on some of those YouTube videos about Andy on as background noise (refresh myself on the lore and all that) and I lost track of how many times I needed to skip ahead in the video because I was unable to tolerate more than 45 seconds of his "dypur aboose hospul daaaad" rambling.

I keep hoping that a former classmate of his will come forward to someone, either here or on YouTube, for a tell-all or "tell all I know."

I don't know if I agree with that. We've had 4 lolcows go to jail so far that I'm aware of. Bathtub ross is permabanned to a psych ward. Chris went to prison for a straight year in solitary confinement, Nick pedo-poop bates is still serving his sentence which I believe was about 30 years? And then there's Nick Rekieta who is in all bets, going to prison. Cleaveland is more than willing to lock people up and walk away. Even if Andrew gets out of this one somehow, he'll be back, and fast.

 

[Shanndog]

Here's the original video of Andy banging his head - Andrew Ditch temper tantrum on 2 2 2023 (needs archive)

Now to debunk the head banging. Andy has chosen a specific area of the wall to hit his head into. It's clearly a hollow part of the wall, a thin sheet of wood grain paneling covers the section between two 2x4s. If you play the head banging video at 0.25 speed, you will see just how hollow the wall is as the wood paneling conforms to Andy's head and also the light switch cover bounces on the wall because of a missing screw along with the head banging.

Andy chose THIS section of the wall because he knows it won't hurt his head.

that headbanging is so disturbing, and its even more disturbing that, that is just how far he goes to go : ooh look at me look how autistic and disabled i am'' ill have to check out the hollow thing because it sounds like hes hitting very hard on some solid wall, but hollow or not he is hitting hard and it is quite disturbing and unsettling, i used to work with very severely disabled people and to watch him pretend to be like them is such an insult to actual disabled people who need legit help, accommodations, hygiene products and so on.

I actually hope by some crazy occurrence he does get bounced into a group home. It's highly unlikely to happen due to the fact doctors aren't retarded and won't give him the diagnosis he thirsts for but boy would he quickly figure out some flaws to his plans. They'd have the dumb motherfucker drugged up to the point he could barely function and if he thinks he's going to be having shenanigans on the Internet he's quickly mistaken. His whole larp would quickly become unfun when his only other peers are legitimately handicapped people and he's no longer able to have any sort of freedom in his life. He doesn't seem to realize that in the very best scenario that could be hoped for is a situation basically akin to jail, no, he seems to have this idea in this head that they're going to give him a paid apartment and all these caretakers he doesn't need. In reality if all came to fruition he'd likely be in a scenario with a roommate and where every moment of his life is regimented and controlled.

ohi have been hoping for the same, because as a person who used to work in the adult social services systems as a consultant and client advocate for nearly 20 years, i can tell you that andy would be in for a rude awakening because its not cushy sunshine and rainbows, abuse and mistreatment as well as out in out neglect is all too common, and even though there are people like us who advocate and fight fora clients rights, it often does not do any good in the end. Andy will face actual abuse, he will see other people be horribly mistreated; i kinda feel like he got a mild dose of that when he was in that nursing home supposedly for his ''back injury'', andy saw he was not in control of anything, he could not force anyone to do anything his way, so he switched up the coin, to '' i am a grown man i dont need help, i dont need diapers,'' etc. he always switches to '' he does not need help when he gets called out, or does not like how hes getting treated , he does anything he can to fit any situation so HE can feel like and portray himself as a victim no matter the situation. hes a complete POS.

He asked people if he wanted to eat poop so he has an extreme scat fetish, I do not think this is part of the autistic act.

its both, the diapers and the poop and pee stuff is a combination thing with him; its a fetish and its part of his act, because there are cases of very severe to profoundly disabled people who smear, and even eat or try to eat feces.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I hope Joe have successfully convinced his mom and dad that Andy is right where he needs to be,
since the last few years him returning home just kept endangering everyone.
Good Luck Joe, heres to you making sure Andy doesnt get bailed.

 

[Meat Target]

We've had 4 lolcows go to jail so far that I'm aware of.

Daniel Larson is now indefinitely in the loony bin. BossManJack still has felony charges hanging over him despite being bailed out. Patrick Tomlinson narrowly avoided jail by finally paying Quasi $100k.

 

[Retard Jotaro]

If there is a god, Andy Ditch will not be released. He's not fun to watch he's just maddening from all angles.

 

[Buttercream]

If there is a god, Andy Ditch will not be released. He's not fun to watch he's just maddening from all angles.

But his existence in the first place already disproved the existence of God, unless Andy's father is the modern age's Job.

 

[Shanndog]

I think ultimately as fucking awful as Andy is he is still their son and no moderately decent parent wants to put their kid away. Or maybe their so kind and gold-hearted that they don't want to put Andy in prison as to not subject the inmates to him and his bullshit. Because they know he'd die.

i used feel bad for his family on one level; because they do not deserve to be treated like that. HOWEVER, they CHOSE to let him stay with them, his parents and brother have a CHOICE, they could kick him out, and they should for their own safety, health, and sanity: Andy is an adult, he is not severely developmentally disabled ( hes not DD at all) , its perfectly legal to have him leave and have him banned ( restraining order) from coming back: the fact his family keeps putting up with his shit, literally and figuratively is beyond me.
so what if he ended up in prison, thats not their problem, Andy is an adult and hes made the choices he made.

Him being fat isn't even in the top 10 of his problems

thats what they are saying, he could lose weight , get fit, he could potentially change his look, BUT his personality which is his biggest issue, is pretty much fucked and is just beyond redeemable

 

[Dumcumpster]

i used feel bad for his family on one level; because they do not deserve to be treated like that. HOWEVER, they CHOSE to let him stay with them, his parents and brother have a CHOICE, they could kick him out, and they should for their own safety, health, and sanity: Andy is an adult, he is not severely developmentally disabled ( hes not DD at all) , its perfectly legal to have him leave and have him banned ( restraining order) from coming back: the fact his family keeps putting up with his shit, literally and figuratively is beyond me.
so what if he ended up in prison, thats not their problem, Andy is an adult and hes made the choices he made.

I was wanting to give them the benefit of the doubt but as things have progressed i agree. From the last call i heard between them i think theyre done. His parents are dying and hes still being, well, Andy. Good on them I suppose but to little to late. I'm not a parent but I always hear it's different when it's your own but your right, they chose to take the abuse despite all the police calls and the poisoning. Hopefully they can have some peace now before their deaths.

 

[Shanndog]

That's got to be one rough ass jail too

he gonna have a hell of a time out on the yard boy ! haha

 

[Racist Parrot]

he gonna have a hell of a time out on the yard boy ! haha

Warden Big Bubba was busin meeeeeeeee

 

[The Un-Clit]

I was wanting to give them the benefit of the doubt but as things have progressed i agree. From the last call i heard between them i think theyre done. His parents are dying and hes still being, well, Andy. Good on them I suppose but to little to late. I'm not a parent but I always hear it's different when it's your own but your right, they chose to take the abuse despite all the police calls and the poisoning. Hopefully they can have some peace now before their deaths.

I am a parent. A father of two (now full grown) daughters, and as I stated earlier I would have kicked the living shit out of Andy and disowned him for the unbelievable torment he has inflicted on his family a LONG time ago had I been his father.

I was privately terrified in my kids' pregnancy of fathering a retarded or severely autistic kid, but thankfully I got two perfectly normal girls. They may not carry my name but they will carry my bloodline into the future.

For Andy's parents, I am so SO sorry and glad they have at least 1 other son, cos Andy is a complete loss and end to 4 billion years of genetic lineage from single-celled organism all the way to diaper-fetishing Poopsquatch. Let him die soon.

 

[Dumcumpster]

I'm glad everything turned out good for you and yours. I don't think Joe is gonna be lucky with the ladies but at least he isn't Andy. But if something is genetically wrong with Andy that makes him what he is, Joe carries it too.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

i that headbanging is so disturbing, and its even more disturbing that, that is just how far he goes to go : ooh look at me look how autistic and disabled i am'' ill have to check out the hollow thing because it sounds like hes hitting very hard on some solid wall, but hollow or not he is hitting hard and it is quite disturbing and unsettling, i used to work with very severely disabled people and to watch him pretend to be like them is such an insult to actual disabled people who need legit help, accommodations, hygiene products and so on.

The headbanging is definitely disturbing but I don't entirely believe it's all an act. We know he doesn't have autism, and he wants people to care for him 24/7, but there has to be some sort of mental illness behind it. Maybe schizoaffective disorder, which he has been diagnosed with, maybe he's a sociopath, I'm not sure. I just doubt someone's going to bash their head in until they bleed without having some sort of severe mental illness.

 

[A-Stump]

The headbanging is definitely disturbing but I don't entirely believe it's all an act. We know he doesn't have autism, and he wants people to care for him 24/7, but there has to be some sort of mental illness behind it. Maybe schizoaffective disorder, which he has been diagnosed with, maybe he's a sociopath, I'm not sure. I just doubt someone's going to bash their head in until they bleed without having some sort of severe mental illness.

It's Munchhausen. There are people are will literally poison themselves in order to get the reaction they want out of people, head banging is petty shit compared to what others do. Anyone remember the woman who actually blinded herself permanently? Yeah, he's low-level compared to how bad they get.

 

[Racist Parrot]

It's Munchhausen. There are people are will literally poison themselves in order to get the reaction they want out of people, head banging is petty shit compared to what others do. Anyone remember the woman who actually blinded herself permanently? Yeah, he's low-level compared to how bad they get.

Hopefully he steps it up then.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I don't know if I agree with that.

I concede that this is true, but 2024 has been kind of anomalous as far as cows getting arrested and appearing in court goes. This year seems to be the “Year of Lockup.”

Historically a great many cows have their charges dropped, don’t get charged at all, never spend a day in jail, file for bankruptcy so they don’t have to pay, etc. Hell, Chris did spend a while in jail but IIRC was not actually convicted of anything and I believe even Woof (the Cuban zoosadist) is out now. Cows have serious plot armor. That’s part of what makes them cows I suppose; they’re allowed to linger in the public sphere, therefore they are able to produce more “milk.”

I guess what I mean is, few cows seem to experience real long-term consequences like Nick Bate, who won’t see the outside of a cell until he’s 70 or something (he didn’t get life).

Only time will tell with Rackets, Andy, Tomlinson, etc. for jail.

 

[Neko GF]

I am a parent. A father of two (now full grown) daughters, and as I stated earlier I would have kicked the living shit out of Andy and disowned him for the unbelievable torment he has inflicted on his family a LONG time ago had I been his father.

I was privately terrified in my kids' pregnancy of fathering a retarded or severely autistic kid, but thankfully I got two perfectly normal girls. They may not carry my name but they will carry my bloodline into the future.

For Andy's parents, I am so SO sorry and glad they have at least 1 other son, cos Andy is a complete loss and end to 4 billion years of genetic lineage from single-celled organism all the way to diaper-fetishing Poopsquatch. Let him die soon.

His parents and brother were unbelievably patient with him. How he's only now been permanently booted is one of the greatest example of lol/horror cow plot armour.

In most other families, Andy would've ended up homeless or in jail a long, long time ago.

 

[Meth Dick]

he gonna have a hell of a time out on the yard boy ! haha

Warden Big Bubba was busin meeeeeeeee

Reminds me of that movie Bad Boy Bubby. Watched it once years ago so my memory is a little faded of it, but a retarded guy who lived with his parents, killed them, got arrested and pissed off the chief so much he was purposely put in a cell with a violent criminal, and the second the retard opens his mouth to his new cellmate he gets raped.
Andy didn't kill his parents (though if it he continued to live with them that could have been a possibility through poisoning) but I could see the most fucked up of people in prison just making him a bitch just out of anger over his antics.
Horrifying really. Andy and people like him, that mentally fucked and disturbed, whether faking his autism or not, is such a drain and menace to society it brings up an ethical question if euthanasia for certain people should be accepted. He's either going to abuse everyone around him and until someone snaps and kills him anyway, or he's going to get his wish and get committed and be the one abused in the system. Whether that's the prison system or the mental healthcare system.
There is no path where Andy comes out a winner, and I think it's cruel to let him continue on doing what he does, and he's going to do it to others no matter where he ends up.
And frankly I'm sick of tax payer money being used to house and placate these people.

 

[Governor Rocknar]

Reminds me of that movie Bad Boy Bubby. Watched it once years ago so my memory is a little faded of it, but a retarded guy who lived with his parents, killed them, got arrested and pissed off the chief so much he was purposely put in a cell with a violent criminal, and the second the retard opens his mouth to his new cellmate he gets raped.
Andy didn't kill his parents (though if it he continued to live with them that could have been a possibility through poisoning) but I could see the most fucked up of people in prison just making him a bitch just out of anger over his antics.
Horrifying really. Andy and people like him, that mentally fucked and disturbed, whether faking his autism or not, is such a drain and menace to society it brings up an ethical question if euthanasia for certain people should be accepted. He's either going to abuse everyone around him and until someone snaps and kills him anyway, or he's going to get his wish and get committed and be the one abused in the system. Whether that's the prison system or the mental healthcare system.
There is no path where Andy comes out a winner, and I think it's cruel to let him continue on doing what he does, and he's going to do it to others no matter where he ends up.
And frankly I'm sick of tax payer money being used to house and placate these people.

Andy is faking autism, but it's ironically enough the traumatic brain injuries and schizoaffective disorder that have damaged Andy's brain to where he doesn't understand his real disability and doesn't understand why he doesn't need to have autism. Andy already has his tugboat for the schizoaffective, but having autism is cooler to Andy.