Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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This is a shitpost but I need to get this off my chest. Because his fucktard clown wig's been driving me irrationally insane and I realized it's because I just wanted to know WHY!? WHY make yourself look so fucking repulsive
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I get that he wasn't easy on the eyes to begin with, but his clown pube hair is akin to smearing your face in hot gooey shit and just walking around like that in public. It's only going to drive the question WHY??

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Lucky for this fatty titty bitch, he's filled with an abundance of estrogen, as fat cells cause the production of estrogen which has a direct effect on hair growth and is a reasonable explanation for why he's maintained a head of hair to middle age (I'm skeptical the reason is due to good genes as he is the literal manifestation of mutant genetic trash that needs to end with him). As he said, he's started testosterone treatments, most likely for the revolting reason of HAMS and needing to get hard enough for his retarded discount sugarbaby to find in his gunt layers. Testosterone causes hair loss, and with combination of his poor diet and age, he's definitely norwooding
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And growing out the pubes to his usual "long" length doesn't seem to be cutting it
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So this is his solution
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Because he can't be going around trying to fit 2 fiveheads into the pics with Sissy Spacsped because he needs everyone to cope and seethe at how much of a total babe-pulling Chad he is
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Here we go. Much better. What a chad
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>those Desi pics
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I've said it before but nobody cares about a "lolcow's" opinions, hot takes, game reviews, etc. Nobody is going to watch a "lolcow podcast" where these retards just chat shit with each other. People who want to watch a "lolcow podcast" want to watch retards chimp out, real chimp outs, they want to watch them talk to trolls/alogs/people calling them out. *Internet blood sports*

"Well why would anyone subject themselves to that?" - Easy, money. The lolcows get paid as long as they stay on, if they ragequit, no money. It's incentive for them to stick around, and they'll actually make bank. For some reason retards love giving money to other retards to "troll" them. Keep keemstar off the fucking show, hire someone neutral to moderate, silently, throw the soundboard in the garbage, and open a discord server where people can queue up to make these fat retards chimp out.

Otherwise, a "lolcow podcast" should be like MATI and Null's "person streams" where he essentially goes through a thread and explains their history. Lolcow live is the worst way to do this type of content. It's the special Olympics version of professional wrestling or talk show trash TV, and it even fails at being that.
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This should've been the idea from the start, just based on the name of the show alone. Lolcows aren't created by simply existing. Their shitty behavior really comes to light when they're interacting with other people. Realistically no one gives a fuck what someone like DSP or Wings does or thinks in their own spare time. They're only funny when arguing with their detractors and alogs, that's the very definition of a lolcow. Keemstar is too out of touch to realize this and thought his show could succeed just by having Boogie there by himself being fat
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I suspect he doesn’t want to alienate either of them completely because they’re reliable sources of content. But Keem is a dumb piece of shit who got lucky in business once and now far overestimates his own abilities as a creative rainmaker. He thinks he’s the tardnet’s answer to Simon Cowell and lacks the humility to realize he’s killing what would be truly great content in favor of more reliably steady, boring as shit content.
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its also what I think, guy got lucky with drama alert and the logan brothers and has been riding the wave since. hes definitely overestimating his skills.
 
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Northern Blockhead said:
A financial Youtube Channel called Wall Street Millennials did a video about Solana Memecoins (which are the same ones that Faddy coins are based on). As for why I bring this up in the boogie thread: Well he wasn't exactly subtle in why he decided to make this video.

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I can’t imagine that thumbnail makes people WANT to watch this video.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
New copypasta just dropped.
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Rape Boogie. Twist his tipples. Beat and cut and burn and torture him daily. Make him give a handjob to an old alcoholic. Give him cancer. Rob him and make him suck dick. Hit him in the head with a claw hammer in every spot he’s claimed to have a scar. Make him cut his wrists with a butter knife. Put him in a wig to pretend to be his sister and have him gang-raped.
 
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eDove said:
Keemstar doesn't want Boogie legitimately exposed, just confronted enough where he can be milked for money.
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Well, considering we know he lied about the cancer now, we're way past the point of Boogie being exposed.
I don't know what Keem can do now if his plan is to keep this going with Boogie. Harp on the tattoo being fake?
I suppose they'll just keep filling time with this liar until the superchats stop coming. The novelty of Lolcow Live already feels gone, as far as entertainment value goes.
 
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Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
Well, considering we know he lied about the cancer now, we're way past the point of Boogie being exposed.
I don't know what Keem can do now if his plan is to keep this going with Boogie. Harp on the tattoo being fake?
I suppose they'll just keep filling time with this liar until the superchats stop coming. The novelty of Lolcow Live already feels gone, as far as entertainment value goes.
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the only way to get any kind of milk now would be to have an actual real breakdown of boogie's fake rape claims the includes calling out all his sick fantasies of his sister. Also wtf happened to his brother debating destiny lol?

edit: literally will not watch any lolcow live again. I watched for the boogie stuff recently but just letting it die like the failure of a podcast it is, is the best punishment for all of them in the end. keem really fucked up and them over
 
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I would love if Destiny came on LCL and ambushed Keem about how he enables and supports Boogie’s endless fraud. Destiny’s got enough fans to hurt Keem’s bottom line and for sure his ego. I’ve been beating this anti-Keem drum for years and he just keeps enabling worse and worse shit. Who among us wouldn’t pay good money to see him get his ass beaten to death?
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I would love if Destiny came on LCL and ambushed Keem about how he enables and supports Boogie’s endless fraud. Destiny’s got enough fans to hurt Keem’s bottom line and for sure his ego. I’ve been beating this anti-Keem drum for years and he just keeps enabling worse and worse shit. Who among us wouldn’t pay good money to see him get his ass beaten to death?
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Destiny is a cuck and would be too scared to mess with the gnome.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I've said it before but nobody cares about a "lolcow's" opinions, hot takes, game reviews, etc.
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This is why Wings gets zero live views.
Blue Miaplacidus said:
People who want to watch a "lolcow podcast" want to watch retards chimp out, real chimp outs, they want to watch them talk to trolls/alogs/people calling them out. *Internet blood sports*
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This is why BrakingBanquet, Lummox, Wings007 and others get thousands of views for the same stream.
 
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deadniggerstorage said:
Boogie blaming being fat on a fucking tumor in his brain will always be the funniest shit I've ever seen him say. It will never be topped, that is so absolutely spectacularly retarded. I am amazed he ever fooled anyone with this level of bullshit.
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Don't forget his claim that the reason for his low testosterone is because his mother crushed his balls so hard that they forever stopped producing testosterone.

Unfortunately, this claim was never even brought up during the most recent saga.
 
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I lolled at the part discussing possible replacements for Charlie that ends with the parenthetical “No, it’s not going to be Boogie.”

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And you just know Boogie is going to be utterly obnoxious in his victory lap on this. As if his degenerate ass can do a lap anywhere but the buffet.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I lolled at the part discussing possible replacements for Charlie that ends with the parenthetical “No, it’s not going to be Boogie.”

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And you just know Boogie is going to be utterly obnoxious in his victory lap on this. As if his degenerate ass can do a lap anywhere but the buffet.
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As an aside, Red Thread is really shit, despite Windigoon's weird, autistic charisma. Unironically Red Thread is just a much shittier version of Creepcast, which came later. Something about Wendigoon and Meat Canyon spending thirty minutes to read a creepypasta and two hours fucking with each other is great. They have genuine chemistry and out on a great show. Reminds me of top tier radio show duos.
 
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