Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Fake News Anchor]

Hi @Judge Holden can you get the graphic ready ? We have a new one - "monolog"

Incredibly he's been spelling it wrong for years

Prior though, he was spelling it correctly.

I wonder when he officially decided he could spell better than autocorrect and shut it off.

He heard from Jim Sterling that the UK was terf island and decided to stop spelling things in a way that looked English because UK=terfs=nazis=Trump. Unfortunately for the pig, this word isn't like labour or harbour, and has no gay English version.

 

[RollingRock2]

Will he sample the local culture and turn an African into haggis?

 

[East_Clintwood]

RICK IS HEADED FOR WORLDCON24!

Aww man I'm supposed to be going to WorldCon this year to see some actual authors. Now I'm worried that Pat will recognise that I'm a stalker child and immediately incapacitate me until the police arrive accidentally pull me into the inescapable gravity well that surrounds him on account of him being a big fat fatty fat (with bitch tits).

 

[Thé au lait]

Placing bets on the table, NOW!

Multiple Choice	Scenario
A	Patrick gets drunk and tries to start a fight with another author.
B	Patrick gives a lecture about Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, or Elon Musk.
C	Trolls fuck with Patrick at Worldcon and get him banned.
D	IRL Stalker child confrontation. (Potential Dan Mullen guest appearance)
E	Patrick has a great day and nothing goes wrong.

My money is on C.
A if we're really lucky but it's also Glasgow so I doubt we'd find out.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Hi @Judge Holden can you get the graphic ready ? We have a new one - "monolog"
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Incredibly he's been spelling it wrong for years
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Prior though, he was spelling it correctly.
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I wonder when he officially decided he could spell better than autocorrect and shut it off.

Shit-log

 

[Cactuar King]

Placing bets on the table, NOW!

Multiple Choice	Scenario
A	Patrick gets drunk and tries to start a fight with another author.
B	Patrick gives a lecture about Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, or Elon Musk.
C	Trolls fuck with Patrick at Worldcon and get him banned.
D	IRL Stalker child confrontation. (Potential Dan Mullen guest appearance)
E	Patrick has a great day and nothing goes wrong.

Expecting A, but hoping for a C or D.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

One of the Owen fellas went pig diving and found this old exchange from a few months before norm 11. A woman who probably mostly agrees with him on politics sees a little more nuance in the abortion discussion, one she’s more qualified to have an opinion on, if we go by the “no womb no opinion” rule progressives love. He hasn’t changed a bit. Little one, quietly, calling women “dear,” you’re just very stupid, etc etc. he’s like Groundhog Day, heavy on the hog.





No child, you will not have the last word. I. Will.

 

[Meriasek]

One of the Owen fellas went pig diving and found this old exchange from a few months before norm 11. A woman who probably mostly agrees with him on politics sees a little more nuance in the abortion discussion, one she’s more qualified to have an opinion on, if we go by the “no womb no opinion” rule progressives love. He hasn’t changed a bit. Little one, quietly, calling women “dear,” you’re just very stupid, etc etc. he’s like Groundhog Day, heavy on the hog.
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No child, you will not have the last word. I. Will.

And then, one day, for no reason at all, people started trolling Fatpig mercilessly.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Patrick Tomlinson has been practicing for the general strike for years. When the time comes to save our democracy by not working, he will be ready. Will you?

There is essentially one swing state that Biden won with a GOP Secretary of State: Georgia.

And the Secretary of State is the same guy who refused to find the votes for Trump in 2020 and in 2022 Trump ran a candidate against him that he beat.

There's basically no way Georgia is going to both be the sole state Harris needs to get over 270 and somehow leave a tie without it. The map has to be perfectly: 277-261. It's really hard to come up with a map to do this without having Trump win New Mexico and Michigan while losing almost all the other swing states.

If this occurs I will join Jennifer's general strike.

edit: Virginia can't be the state because it's an odd number of EVs. (There wouldn't be a tie, Trump would just win.)

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Placing bets on the table, NOW!

Multiple Choice	Scenario
A	Patrick gets drunk and tries to start a fight with another author.
B	Patrick gives a lecture about Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, or Elon Musk.
C	Trolls fuck with Patrick at Worldcon and get him banned.
D	IRL Stalker child confrontation. (Potential Dan Mullen guest appearance)
E	Patrick has a great day and nothing goes wrong.

my prediction isn't on here but it's a little of C and D. it's guaranteed that patrick will be mocked and fucked with by someone and there's a chance that Leslie somehow gets him banned or barred from going. even if it comes out that he is banned or barred we'll have to wait and see if he does attend or not to find out for sure. there is a possibility that one of his protesters will be there to watch whatever he participates in but it's improbable.

as for the others, patrick getting drunk is a fair bet but i don't see him giving a lecture on anything, especially USPOL. i have a very limited knowledge of Scotland and its social mores, but i believe @Spunt would be able to offer up a lot on the potential disasters for Fat Rick's Glasgow Tour.

lastly, E: patrick has a great day. not a chance. we're talking about a man who declares many hundreds of times a day that others will enjoy prison, even when he is supposedly "surrounded by friends and family" during Christmas.

 

[An automatic clown]

I hope the fat dope incurs a massive cell phone bill after xeeting "No stalker. Enjoy prison" 100s of times a day in a foreign country

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Aww man I'm supposed to be going to WorldCon this year to see some actual authors. Now I'm worried that Pat will recognise that I'm a stalker child and immediately incapacitate me until the police arrive accidentally pull me into the inescapable gravity well that surrounds him on account of him being a big fat fatty fat (with bitch tits).

Be sure to have a VPN while surfing the web there least you get arrested for watching porn or hate speech for visiting this site or x. If you're arrested for owning anime there though that's on you and we'll disavow you.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

He heard from Jim Sterling that the UK was terf island and decided to stop spelling things in a way that looked English because UK=terfs=nazis=Trump. Unfortunately for the pig, this word isn't like labour or harbour, and has no gay English version.

Comrade Tomlinson thought he was going to be a sleeper agent and so he slept through the English lessons, монолог monologue who cares!
The lawsuit was paid for by Putin. That's a fact.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The lawsuit was paid for by Putin. That's a fact.

In Russia, the stalker childs you. Enjoy Siberia.

 

[Fred Herbert]

If Fatrick speaks to the good people of Glasgow the same way he speaks to those on Twitter he will be dead within minutes of arrival.

 

[Meriasek]

If Fatrick speaks to the good people of Glasgow the same way he speaks to those on Twitter he will be dead within minutes of arrival.

It'd be double hilarious if he tried to go local and be like "Naw lad".

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Please let pat think all Europeans are like he believes they are on twitter. It’s be so fucking funny.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Fatrick speaks to the good people of Glasgow the same way he speaks to those on Twitter he will be dead within minutes of arrival.

Pat is a fucking moron, so every local will sound like Rab C Nesbitt to him. I hope he loses his rag and they speak the language of fists and shit-kickers to him instead.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Placing bets on the table, NOW!

I choose C. The pests are absolutely going to mess with him, and even if they didn't, his clinical obsession with them means he won't have a good time. On the other hand, I can't see him getting confrontational enough to lecture outside of a panel or get himself banned.

 

[Spunt]

my prediction isn't on here but it's a little of C and D. it's guaranteed that patrick will be mocked and fucked with by someone and there's a chance that Leslie somehow gets him banned or barred from going. even if it comes out that he is banned or barred we'll have to wait and see if he does attend or not to find out for sure. there is a possibility that one of his protesters will be there to watch whatever he participates in but it's improbable.

as for the others, patrick getting drunk is a fair bet but i don't see him giving a lecture on anything, especially USPOL. i have a very limited knowledge of Scotland and its social mores, but i believe @Spunt would be able to offer up a lot on the potential disasters for Fat Rick's Glasgow Tour.

lastly, E: patrick has a great day. not a chance. we're talking about a man who declares many hundreds of times a day that others will enjoy prison, even when he is supposedly "surrounded by friends and family" during Christmas.

He's picked the wrong city if he's going to give shitlib political lectures. Edinburgh is liberal and full of hipsters and dangerhairs, but Glasgow is big, rough, poor and dangerous. Most people there are hardcore socialists who don't give a shit about liberal causes, fearsome Scottish nationalists who hate Americans just as much as they hate the English, or both. They just kicked their own Scottish National Party to the kerb at the last election because they cared more about immigrants and troons than they did the white working class. If he goes into the wrong pub and opens his mouth, he'll get glassed.

Also, Glasgow is about 60% Catholic, if those pictures of Rick dressing up as an Orange Order protestant for St. Paddy's day (which he bravely did without leaving his house as I recall) were to be spread by the pests while he's there, things could get really spicy for him. Not that I would suggest they do that. That would be mean.