Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

rusty shackleford 1 said:
It’s always the most unfuckable, undesirable, mediocre and underwhelming weirdos with no dating prospects to speak of that scream the loudest about m’lady’s right to abort and shoehorn the subject into everything. Feels infantilizing in a condescending, patriarchal kinda way. lol “btw you should totally be able to abort on demand!!” Shut up, fat. You don’t have to worry about that anymore after the paper abortion.
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Tbh, I think fatty patty just supports it for the by-products.
I imagine it’s the equivalent of veal pepperoni.
 
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Something Awful said:
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Patrick Tomlinson has been practicing for the general strike for years. When the time comes to save our democracy by not working, he will be ready. Will you?
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Instead of "Who is John Galt" we will be asking "Who is Fat Rick."

Meriasek said:
How does he learn that the picture is fake, but then continues to absolutely believe that the name, which, I can't stress this enough, is an anagram of Gayporn, is absolutely correct?
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Yes. I seem to recall the original name was Richard Prongay, as "Richard" shortens to Dick, so the original jokester name meant "Dick Gayporn." A joke that likely flew over Patrick's 1.2 GPA head.
 
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I'm optimistically hoping for a huge meltdown that makes him so insane that he decides to leave the US and tries to settle in Canada.
He will get scammed into selling his house in hopes to find "safety" in north, but he lose most of his money and with the remaining cash will buy a van.
His wife gets fed up with him and leaves him for another dude, so Patrick has another meltdown and publicly threatens Trump to kill him.
Pat gets arrested, put into some mental facility for a short time and after that he will roam the streets with his van drive by a schizoid rage against Trump and the "insurectionist".
He would become an inverse Fed Smoker, he would look for "insurrectionist" (or cyber stalkers) all over the country and documentate his progress.

Although I too believe he will be pissed for a few months, then pussy back to society, but I can dream.
 
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Who gives a fuck about November hypotheticals when responses from the City of Milwaukee — and all of the officers Pat and Niki sued individually, including POC — will be filed on the public docket THIS WEEK. If I didn’t have shit to do, it would be tempting to knock myself the fuck out until Thursday. The suspense is killing me.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Who gives a fuck about November hypotheticals when responses from the City of Milwaukee — and all of the officers Pat and Niki sued individually, including POC — will be filed on the public docket THIS WEEK. If I didn’t have shit to do, it would be tempting to knock myself the fuck out until Thursday. The suspense is killing me.
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Oh you'll get your filing for an extension.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
I'm optimistically hoping for a huge meltdown that makes him so insane that he decides to leave the US and tries to settle in Canada.
He will get scammed into selling his house in hopes to find "safety" in north, but he lose most of his money and with the remaining cash will buy a van.
His wife gets fed up with him and leaves him for another dude, so Patrick has another meltdown and publicly threatens Trump to kill him.
Pat gets arrested, put into some mental facility for a short time and after that he will roam the streets with his van drive by a schizoid rage against Trump and the "insurectionist".
He would become an inverse Fed Smoker, he would look for "insurrectionist" (or cyber stalkers) all over the country and documentate his progress.

Although I too believe he will be pissed for a few months, then pussy back to society, but I can dream.
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Politicians in Canada in order to get votes have decided to not allow as many foreigners in the country as there's no room for them and the 500 houses a day Freeland thinks can be made is an impossibility. He wouldn't be able to a decent house in a Leftist shit hole for what he'd get for that hovel his wife's mother owns after currency conversion. Though if he's willing to settle in Brampton and turn the street shitters shitting at gas stations into pepperoni I could see about getting him some support.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
Interestingly, he never comments on what he's demonstrably an SME in: failure, propaganda consumption and regurgitation, fantasy scenario creation, covert homosexuality, bra-less double D living, and body positivity.

It means literally hiding behind Patrick (rather easy to do given his immense girth) after he's been forced to acknowledge his appearance in a mirror.

Wrong in every detail, child. Patrick has to work tirelessly to never, ever allow the idiot he knows best to win anything.

The effort to acquire and consume the calories necessary to maintain the physique of an Actual Tough Guy would put any of us down for an early nap.

The will to live in denial of his poor health while he quaffs copious amounts of shitty beer (chased with metformin and amlodipine) is evidence of faggotry none of us could hope to compete with.

Halting work on his magnum opus to correcT the record all day every day requires dedication to mundanity I can't even imagine.

This is why your life will never be that of a fat faggot with bitch tits. Enjoy normalcy.
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Fuck off. You aren't even a real Fatposter. If you were, you'd have made sea pepperoni of all the problem children and offered it to the other passengers.
 
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FAGGOTS ANNNNNND PIGGLEMEN!

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STAHHHHHT YOUUUUUUUUR ENGINES!

RICK IS HEADED FOR WORLDCON24!

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WE ONLY WANT THE FAT ONE CALLED RICK.
TURN HIM OVER TO US AND ALL YOUR SUFFERING WILL END.

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WORLDCON.
YOU HAVE OPENED THE PUZZLEBOX.
YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE PESTS.
WE WANT THE FAT ONE CALLED RICK.

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OffTopic said:
RICK IS HEADED FOR WORLDCON24!
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Placing bets on the table, NOW!

Multiple ChoiceScenario
APatrick gets drunk and tries to start a fight with another author.
BPatrick gives a lecture about Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, or Elon Musk.
CTrolls fuck with Patrick at Worldcon and get him banned.
DIRL Stalker child confrontation. (Potential Dan Mullen guest appearance)
EPatrick has a great day and nothing goes wrong.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
So Worldcon doesn't listen to respected agents when she tells them that Patrick is a threat. How sad.
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No, child.

It's because the Pests bring 971 war-faggots to arms, which she simply cannot counter.

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Any Pest would give their LIFE for the bit, something you weak Kiwis just can't wrap your heads around.

FATRICK IS FAT - THE PEPPERONI MOST FLOW

FITNESS MEEEEEEEEEE
 
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OffTopic said:
RICK IS HEADED FOR WORLDCON24!

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long time lurker, first time caller.

why does Fat announce his convention visits knowing full well the pests are going to call in threats and get him banned? why doesn't he just stealthily go, network, speak, and then talk about it afterwards?

sure, pests could monitor speaker schedules for various conventions and keep an eye out for his name on the roster, but it would still add a layer of protection
 
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