Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[S.C.U.D.]

Patrick has a theory about serial killers.

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"Women are finally able to make informed decisions about when to become mothers. Violent crime and serial killer numbers suddenly skyrocket".

What Pat's doing here is stealing his ideas from a chapter in Freakonomics, where they postulate that the decline in crime starting in the early-mid 90s was a direct result of Roe v. Wade (this theory is based on one of the co-authors' earlier research papers which is also frequently cited by pro-abortion activists), the idea being that the drop in crime started about 1 generation after abortion was legalized, with the babies aborted in the 70s and 80s not being around to turn into disadvantaged youths of socioeconomic factors who commit crimes. I doubt Pat has actually read that book, because it's more about the effectiveness of devil's advocacy and how you can easily make strange connections between various things rather than actually proving any points, but that's a commonly-repeated argument from the book. Remember, no idea in Pat's head is ever original.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Exactly, but that would argue for the drop (except the crime was reduced by fewer niggers being born) not the increase.

In actuality from what I remember one of the theories is that cops weren’t sophisticated enough to detect serial killers (and instead counted them as isolated incidents or didn’t count dead hookers at all) but weren’t yet able to actually catch them.

Someone overlay the serial killer bump with the graph of easy access to porn by the children of single mothers ….


But it’s much simpler. 40 years ago serial killers began being eaten. By the mannopig.

 

[Akashic Retard]

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So much going wrong... so much to say... so quickly... God, that's some fucking dire prose. Can anyone who's seen Andor explain why the Empire is hiding behind 40 atrocities? Who are they hiding from, and why is 40 better than 1? I don't get it.

What does it mean to “hide behind” an atrocity?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

What does it mean to “hide behind” an atrocity?

I think it's an attempt to say something like "One death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic" but in the most autistic way possible. Or another way to look at it, if something bad happens once, it's horrible and everyone looks at it. If it happens every fucking day, nobody cares.

 

[Something Awful]

Patrick Tomlinson has been practicing for the general strike for years. When the time comes to save our democracy by not working, he will be ready. Will you?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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Patrick Tomlinson has been practicing for the general strike for years. When the time comes to save our democracy by not working, he will be ready. Will you?

Silly little baby child, Trump will simply deploy his stalker child battalion and disrupt the protest.

 

[Post Reply]

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Patrick Tomlinson has been practicing for the general strike for years. When the time comes to save our democracy by not working, he will be ready. Will you?

He is taking his inspiration from the Venezuelans who are attempting to overthrow their elected government in a coup fighting for freedom by resisting the communists fascists.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He is taking his inspiration from the Venezuelans who are attempting to overthrow their elected government in a coup fighting for freedom by resisting the communists fascists.

Didn't save that one protestor being killed by police. Maduro has paramilitary forces on his side so this will get bloody. Patrick being the lazy sick fuck that he is is cheering this on.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

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Patrick Tomlinson has been practicing for the general strike for years. When the time comes to save our democracy by not working, he will be ready. Will you?

The very audacity of this useless, feckless lumpenproletariat leech in calling for a general strike is staggering. This is an adult man-pig larping as a revolutionary, and it's to supposedly protect... a controversial Harris mandate. This fat nigger is pretending he even has the right to preemptively call for a general strike over something utterly and completely chimerical.

I want to toss Rick in the streets of Caracas, and see what his flamboyantly gay, spoiled, narcissistic yankee ass makes of it. I'd say that Maduro would order his cohones to be lopped off for daring to child him, but he already doesn't have any.

Didn't save that one protestor being killed by police. Maduro has paramilitary forces on his side so this will get bloody. Patrick being the lazy sick fuck that he is is cheering this on.

That's precisely the most annoying part when it comes to US liberals. They're completely alienated from class, politics, anything that isn't their little progressive bubble. Yet they see the real shit that's going down in Venezuela, a country they can't even point to on a map, and start cheering for the "good guys" vs the "bad guys" without any real analysis of the situation. Completely Manichaean worldview born out of ignorance and comfort. If Maduro said "trans rights I love POC and the 'fascists' hate them!" piggy and progtards would already be gargling Bolivarian cock. Because they already have: it was called Chavez and "Socialism of the 21st Century", and sold to them by tankie faggots like Roger Waters.

 

[Dean Pentel]

That's. . .not even remotely what conservatism is. It's just flabbergastingly wrong. Typical of this fat retard to claim to be something and have no idea what it even is.

Interestingly, he never comments on what he's demonstrably an SME in: failure, propaganda consumption and regurgitation, fantasy scenario creation, covert homosexuality, bra-less double D living, and body positivity.

What does it mean to “hide behind” an atrocity?

It means literally hiding behind Patrick (rather easy to do given his immense girth) after he's been forced to acknowledge his appearance in a mirror.

Patrick being the lazy sick fuck that he is is cheering this on.

Wrong in every detail, child. Patrick has to work tirelessly to never, ever allow the idiot he knows best to win anything.

The effort to acquire and consume the calories necessary to maintain the physique of an Actual Tough Guy would put any of us down for an early nap.

The will to live in denial of his poor health while he quaffs copious amounts of shitty beer (chased with metformin and amlodipine) is evidence of faggotry none of us could hope to compete with.

Halting work on his magnum opus to correcT the record all day every day requires dedication to mundanity I can't even imagine.

This is why your life will never be that of a fat faggot with bitch tits. Enjoy normalcy.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Patrick has a theory about serial killers.

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"Women are finally able to make informed decisions about when to become mothers. Violent crime and serial killer numbers suddenly skyrocket".

This retarded theory implies a substantial amount of serial killers commit crimes within 7-10 years of birth.

Does he have a brain tumor?

 

[Meriasek]

This retarded theory implies a substantial amount of serial killers commit crimes within 7-10 years of birth.

Does he have a brain tumor?

Can't have a tumor in something you don't have.

 

[bile demon]

Bookscan tends to undercount. I think the estimate is that it reports 75% of actual sales, so take Piggy's sales numbers and multiply them by 4/3.

Damn, so Rick actually sold -55 books!

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

You're telling me that Fattyboy believed that Boomia is Adam Mucci, and actually called Robert Gayporn? Surely somebody told him that the picture is Adam Mucci, right? And even then Fatirck doesn't stop to think that maybe also the name is wrong?
Just how 1.2 GPA can someone be?

He absolutely believed Mucci was Prongay until someone pointed it out, and even then he still thinks "Prongay" is the mastermind behind everything because he's a credulous boob who never thinks to question anything, be it the Democratic party line, the intel fed to him by the likes of Jackie Singh, or why Nikki likes to spend so many nights at her female friends' houses.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I think I figured out why Patrick hates the negros so much. Turns out of negro with his name did many crimes in his city back in 2000's. I guess Patrick couldn't let that slide

 

[Something Awful]

I'm not sure if I missed it during The Case of the Stolen Adirondack Chairs or if it was never posted here, but I was watching Cryptic Web Chronicles, and apparently a troll contacted Rick claiming to be the person who took them.

How would a normal person respond? Maybe something like "No worries buddy, it was a misunderstanding (long story), but feel free to keep the chairs. Word of warning though, they're probably toxic since I made them out of some industrial pallets I found in the garbage."

Spoiler: Here's how Patrick responds

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Just to further breakdown Robert J Prongay.

If you shorten Robert to Bob then the initials are B.J. Prongay.

So basically the ringleader of the international terrorist plot against Fatrick boils down to Blow Job Porn Gay.

Truly menacing.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I think I figured out why Patrick hates the negros so much. Turns out of negro with his name did many crimes in his city back in 2000's. I guess Patrick couldn't let that slide
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Interesting that you think this is some OTHER patrick; it seems clear to me it's fats himself, when he did crimes in blackface (or as an OG nigger - I done saw a color changing one named Michael Jackson, I done did!).

 

[Procrastinhater]

Everyone knows the real chad move would be to put Pat in a headlock and give him a noogie

You mean "subdue him and hold him immobile"

That is true patrick caused a lot of his misery, he threatened to kill his own daughter. However I am sure patrick is mentally ill or lacking in iq. People with mental disabilties need to be held to different standards than normal people.

Pat isn't mentally disabled, he's just FAT, stupid, and belligerent.
Holding retards like Pat to a different standard, or retards like most cows in general, is why society is decaying.

This really confirms that reptile owners and snake owners in specific are the lowest forms of people out there.

Hey I have a Green Iguana and he's great. Reptiles are awesome. Shouldn't feed snakes live mice though, its cruel to the mice and can be dangerous to the snake, trapped rodents can fight, and the snake isn't in the wild where it can set up a proper ambush.
Pats a fucking sadist.
As well as a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Now that you mention it, I too notice that this gentleman is quite overweight, isn’t he?

You could almost say portly.
Rotund even.

 

[AnOminous]

Which is super fucking retarded, since the overwhelming majority of serial killers have been white men.

And serial killing has always been an incredibly marginal phenomenon even when the fake news was totally obsessed with it.

I doubt Pat has actually read that book, because it's more about the effectiveness of devil's advocacy and how you can easily make strange connections between various things rather than actually proving any points, but that's a commonly-repeated argument from the book. Remember, no idea in Pat's head is ever original.

I wouldn't wholeheartedly adopt that A Modest Proposal-tier hypothesis in its entirety, but it is a fact that unwanted children are vastly overrepresented in the criminal population. The people who get abortions are very often people who quite literally SHOULD NOT reproduce.

Pats a fucking sadist.

Pat is a zoosadist. One of the lowest forms of scum we document on this site. I shouldn't be surprised. It isn't even that he just feeds live mice to snakes. Some people do that thoughtlessly. The fact he posted that he does it to the Internet, while sadistically mocking the mice, indicates that he is indeed on the same level as the freaks who upload YouTube videos of their zoosadism, transparently relishing in seeing lesser animals dying in agony.

Also I carelessly omitted another important thing. This man is fat.