Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[The Grimace]

I don't know what a Big Buford is but it's the funniest thing for BMJ to love. It sounds like a made up sandwich from a cartoon.

"Before you can EAT a Big Buford, I have to SUCK one!"

 

[Kola]

One of my favorite aspects of his most recent audio fuckup is how the excessive gain amplifies all the little sound effects he creates when he felts
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Chack Klonk Kachink

It's like he's living in a cartoon, I was half expecting to hear a cat at the end of that crash.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

I also personally think he's a closet fag.

I don't. His demeanor completely changes when a woman (or who he perceives as a woman) is in his chat or discord. He acts like a teenboy talking to his crush. You'll see it on stream at times when one appears. He makes an effort to mention them constantly because he wants to gain the attention of them. He will whiteknight for them in the discord if the ballwashers are making fun of them etc.

If boss was a 100% REAL, RAW HOMOFAG he wouldn't care/be hostile to women appearing.

 

[Claude Sigma]

I don't know how much room there is in Austin's mind for sex compared to gamba and drugs. On one hand I do think he'd hide things that he's ashamed of as he's incredibly insecure, on the other we haven't gotten any funny or embarrassing stories about his dick or jerking off which he should find hilarious given his maturity. He had the runscape gold digger, but other than he really doesn't show much interest in women other than your mom. The fact we don't get an catfishing drops given his retard alogs is surprising to me. I assume they have to be. It's an easy move to pull on the internet.

I did forget about the jerking off in his parents bed video.

The last time he came back from a few days in jail for DV, he did say that he did not fap for the entire time, insinuating that it's abnormal and that he was really pent up.
We can deduce from that that he does masturbate often. And seeing how he has all that porn vocabulary he uses sometimes, he's also a pornography consumer.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

This fucking scam fucking site dude - Austin, 2024-07-31
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The sites are melting together at this point. Is it possible that he will realize that ALL gambling is a scam, instead of individual sites 'stealing his money' and 'flipping the switch? He's burned through so many sites at this point and they are all fucking identical. Amazing that he can even find a reason to like one over another

 

[Saint Eustace's Stag]

That reminds me of another thing the guy claimed: That Bossman had no toothbrush

Even more vile when you remember how this guy drinks his soda(pressed). He fucking gargles it around his mouth like Listerine, coating all sides of his teeth with all that sweet, sweet, acid. I don't even want to think of the amount of cavities the soda wash, crackarooskie, and having literally no dental hygiene have caused.

 

[IcedBacon]

I genuinely believe that the addict girl he fucked in rehab, unalived herself because of shame, and embarrassment. She fucked to get some crack, and genuinely felt so disgusted, so worthless, that she couldn't live with shame of her actions. She had to go out samurai style to regain what was left of her honor.

 

[ScurvyRat]

I genuinely believe that the addict girl he fucked in rehab, unalived herself because of shame, and embarrassment. She fucked to get some crack, and genuinely felt so disgusted, so worthless, that she couldn't live with shame of her actions. She had to go out samurai style to regain what was left of her honor.

>believing that Austin has ever seen a pussy let alone touched one

 

[Poonocchio]

>believing that Austin has ever seen a pussy let alone touched one

He touched your mom's pussy every night last week rat, 5 pack for unban.

 

[postfeetpls]

Could he be a virgin?

>inb4 he fucked my mom
other than mommy. has he fucked a non-mom

 

[Boss Man Jackoff]

Could he be a virgin?

>inb4 he fucked my mom
other than mommy. has he fucked a non-mom

He fucked Alys0n and some whore in rehab who died of a heroin OD later that night. Those are the only 2 he's confirmed.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Definitely the worst he has looked:

My friend, if you could look this good 44 hours into a crack binge fueled gamba sesh while simultaneously fucking every mom on the planet..

I'd consider tossing you my pocket change as I walk by your passed out body holding a begging cup

 

[padwawd]

Maybe there's a weird parallel universe where Bossman has an actual clue about audio, it won't fix his taste in music, his playlist will optimistically look like this:
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But it doesn't matter, the headphones are just to flex. He wouldn't be able to tell the difference between these and $30 Walmart headphones as he's enjoying it with crispy YouTube compression and through his monitor's DAC (he never fixed his motherboard audio).

Believe it or not this is nowhere near the worst audio situation. Behold this lunacy from ~30th of October last year after he broke his headphones. He streamed like this for a bit but it wasn't enough
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During the stream he decided to enhance the experience by playing the same song on stream and through his iPhone so you end up with a doubled up tinny rendition of his shit music
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(Watch the whole thing and enjoy a classic felt)

Watching old clips like this really makes me appreciate how the quality of his mic has gone down so drastically with whatever ratchet set he has right now, loud = funny though luckily though, so the new set up is still fun, it just hurts your ears sometimes.

 

[postfeetpls]

some whore in rehab who died of a heroin OD later that night

What the fuck? I missed that one. How many pages behind?

 

[lol cow supreme]

This fucking scam fucking site dude - Austin, 2024-07-31

After a $100 juicer he ran up to $500, some of which he swore to God he would withdraw because he "don't have a choice", then went to dice:
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Do you have the part of the clip where he says he needs to withdraw? Would be interesting to analyze how he said it and the desperation. Drugs? Loan payback? Needs to pay probation/drug testing fees? who knows...

He fucked Alys0n and some whore in rehab who died of a heroin OD later that night. Those are the only 2 he's confirmed.

Yes there are two sex moments Bossman has participated in. Drugged out whore on the verge of death that he put his penis in, who died within a 12 hour window afterwards - and Alys0n.

Incorrect. Bossman never fucked Alys0n. He streamed the entire time she was there. It is most likely Austin has never had consensual, legal sex.
His 2 sex stories that dont involve my mom vary from telling to telling in the details but are as follows:

Virginity Lost
-Austin claims he lost his virginity to a neighborhood slut while he was a young teen, 14 I believe. She was of age, but age is never confirmed. I attribute this to his older woman fetishization, and being molested he might troon out or fag.

The Overdosed Belle
-Austin claims he had sex with a girl/woman who was in the same rehab as him, who later OD'd and died. The way he tells it is wierd with the timing, and her dying messed him up. Did he have sex with her while she was dope sick? Or did he help her score and have sex with her while she was OD'ing? Or did he just find out later she had OD'd. Its unclear, but at the very least the consent is questionable.

 

[sum ting wong]

What the fuck? I missed that one. How many pages behind?

Jack talked about rehab and drugs in this morning's stream. He admitted to starting drugs at age 14. He says he was addicted to spice and Xanax for a while. While in rehab at age 20, he had sex with a woman who died of a heroin overdose two hours later.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

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Addicted to Xanax, just casually cold turkeys himself out of it. I'm convinced!

 

[HexFag]

It was really shitty and low quality, but this BRB screen will always have a place in my heart. He probably edited this one himself

 

[Billy Bong]

What the fuck? I missed that one. How many pages behind?

Like the poster above said, search in thread. He put rehab. I put girl died.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/austi...7-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/post-17680166 (2nd video)

 

[Collections Agent]

Could he be a virgin?

>inb4 he fucked my mom
other than mommy. has he fucked a non-mom

He fucked Alys0n and some whore in rehab who died of a heroin OD later that night. Those are the only 2 he's confirmed.

Alys0n was a mom and the girl in rehab was never stated to not be a mom iirc

So other than those two and your mom he hasn't been confirmed sleeping with anyone else, so it's very possible he's never been with a non-mom

Austin claims he lost his virginity to a neighborhood slut while he was a young teen, 14 I believe. She was of age, but age is never confirmed. I attribute this to his older woman fetishization, and being molested he might troon out or fag.

I never heard about that one, although again, never stated to not be a mom