Containment What If?

[ShiFu]

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/6_June_2010

This was a result of "Panic?" I know 10/28/2011 was.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

He's an autistic murder machine.

 

[exball]

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/6_June_2010

This was a result of "Panic?" I know 10/28/2011 was.

 

[Pikonic]

I think were all forgetting in order to go on a rampage, you have to be motivated in doing something, not just saying you'll do something.
Look at the Alec call where Alec gives him very simple directions in order to get the unwanted ads off the CWCipedia, he was still too lazy to do a passable job of it. He couldn't get China from Jackie because being a good person to her was too hard. These aren't the Sonichu days any more, Chris will play vidya and do nothing.

 

[Globe]

...Do you really think someone that fights like this is capable of harming anyone ever?

 

[A-Stump]

 

[brooklynbailiff]

It's like he's some kind of a retard or something.

 

[Globe]

It's like he's some kind of a exceptional individual or something.

...and really gay to boot.

 

[JeffMangum]

There is only one answer to this question. It is no.

 

[CatParty]

Need that as a bumper sticker

 

[butt in trouble]

Why is this still here?

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Because autism.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Why is this still here?

Because Chris can go into a violent rampage at any moment and we need to be prepared for it.

 

[butt in trouble]

Because Chris can go into a violent rampage at any moment and we need to be prepared for it.

All you'd have to do is flash your chest at him and he'd curl up in the fetal position and start crying.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

All you'd have to do is flash your chest at him and he'd curl up in the fetal position and start crying.

If that were true we wouldn't have scholars still making threads like this.

He's an autistic murder machine.

 

[Mondo Zappa]

Scene: A densely populated McDonalds. All is well.

Suddenly, the scent of rotting watermelon and axe wafts in from outside.

A fat balding transvestite waddles in, gun in hand.

He yells something about the HEXbox and Trollin' stupids, but no one can understand what he's saying.

He points the gun at the teen behind the counter.

He fires once, flailing his arm wildly and hitting a wall nowhere near his target. The recoil sends the weapon hurtling to the ground, and the shooter stumbles and falls, shitting himself.

You realize that the gun is a Megatron toy.

The patrons amuse themselves with a game of kick the autistic before the jerkops arrive.

 

[exball]

Nah Chris is dangerous. We should probably kill him.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

He'd demand that someone else go on the rampage for him, then throw a hissy fit about how no one cares about him.

 

[Ryan Rash]

Chris can't snap. I bet ten rubles his skeleton is like rubber at this point.

In all seriousness, I doubt Chris could go on any kind of meaningful rampage. That shit is stressful as hell, it would be much easier to sigh, shit oneself, and go back to playing vidya.

What self-respecting TV network would spend good money on someone as internet-infamous as Chris?

...wait, I think I can answer my own question.

I'm assuming that when Chris hired that hooker, he used a condom, probably because that's what the hooker wanted if she was of any quality.

But let's imagine, for a second, that the condom broke and Chris took care of business regardless, then, gods forbid, the hooker became pregnant by his seed.

What then?

 

[brooklynbailiff]

No.