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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Normies looking at him with judgement. That's it, he just has severe anxiety about fitting in and being judged and seen as good/popular. It shows up every few pages in his own thread where he talks about FOMO, saying he'd hate to rock the boat or offend anyone, chasing after the most popular troons and talking about his own popularity... he's very unpleasantly obsessed with being liked.

It would have been very easy.

1. Get out of the computer and meeting REAL PEOPLE. Constant exposure to REAL PEOPLE until his autistic affectations get smoothed
2. Taking a fucking shower
3. Doing some exercise so that, if he cannot be a muscled chad, at least he is not a fat fuck
4. Getting a job, pay taxes. Doing REAL LIFE THINGS so that he can talk with REAL PEOPLE.
 
It would have been very easy.

1. Get out of the computer and meeting REAL PEOPLE. Constant exposure to REAL PEOPLE until his autistic affectations get smoothed
2. Taking a fucking shower
3. Doing some exercise so that, if he cannot be a muscled chad, at least he is not a fat fuck
4. Getting a job, pay taxes. Doing REAL LIFE THINGS so that he can talk with REAL PEOPLE.
Lmao you said "get out" and "job" and "shower" to kevvie :story:
 
Lmao you said "get out" and "job" and "shower" to kevvie :story:
Lmao I just realised, as if any proof was needed, the constant boobs out pictures you'd think post / shower / bathroom mirror/ shots would be a total thing Kev would do, but he clearly just never ever has them.
Weirdly he only ever shows his boobs too. Maybe he's just only obsessed with them oraybe his legs are fat and weird and the Amhole is now externally visibly fucked, or maybe he is just never fully naked cos again, he never showers.
 
Lmao I just realised, as if any proof was needed, the constant boobs out pictures you'd think post / shower / bathroom mirror/ shots would be a total thing Kev would do, but he clearly just never ever has them.
Weirdly he only ever shows his boobs too. Maybe he's just only obsessed with them oraybe his legs are fat and weird and the Amhole is now externally visibly fucked, or maybe he is just never fully naked cos again, he never showers.
Even Kevvie doesn't get turned on by his abomination of a crotch wound, but his moobs in all their multidirectional glory tickle his AGPness.
 
This Josie guy seems legitimately insane. Not in a lolcow kind of way, in a serious way. Like he'll do something dangerous if left on his own.
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Not sure when this happened, but Bonnie deleted his Twitter account.
https://x.com/EntrancingStars/
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It's a shame since his pinned Twitter thread covering the Tranch's abuse was a good source of info for people who don't know about KF (or who refuse to come here). But oh well... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The Tranch has mostly been memoryholed anyway.


Since we probably won't be seeing anything from Bonnie again, I might as well post this:
https://fetlife.com/users/8564402
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Yes, Bonnie has an account on FetLife - a social media website for fetishists/BDSM enthusiasts/etc. He's had an account since at least 2018, and he's been reasonably active there. His last activity was less than two weeks ago.
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RavenStarlight | 37NB Mommy​

Aurora, Colorado, United States

Relationships
Pack with FaeVenom

Genders
Non-Binary, Femme

Orientation
Asexual, Homoromantic, Heteroflexible, Queer

Pronouns
She/Her, They/Them, Ey/Em

Active
I Live It 24/7
(LMAO at how he calls himself Asexual...)

About​

I'm probably not going to respond to messages if you are:
  • not trans
  • over 45 or under 25
  • looking only for sex
    Or don't have anything to offer me other than your dick
My name is Raven, I'm a maker in my spare time, usually 3D printing a quick solution to little problems. I'm a Home Health Aide through experience. And an Auto Glass Technician by profession.
In case you missed it I am ASEXUAL. Though there are exceptions but I can guarantee if it's your primary objective in communicating with me that it's not going to happen
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Non-monogamist
99% Rigger
98% Primal (Hunter)
98% Rope bunny
93% Owner
92% Master/Mistress
88% Voyeur
81% Dominant
75% Pet
74% Switch
71% Daddy/Mommy
61% Submissive
49% Brat tamer
47% Experimentalist
47% Exhibitionist
42% Vanilla
39% Primal (Prey)
11% Ageplayer
10% Masochist
10% Brat
10% Boy/Girl
5% Slave
1% Degrader
0% Degradee
0% Sadist

Fetishes​

Into: Aftercare (giving), Breastfeeding (giving), Collar and Lead/Leash (giving), Collars (giving), Discipline (giving), Gangbangs (everything to do with it), Kissing (everything to do with it), Mommy/girl (giving), Rope Bondage/Suspension (everything to do with it), Sensual Domination (giving), Snuggling (everything to do with it), Total Power Exchange (giving)

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This is probably my "favorite" picture. Makes me laugh. :lol:
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This Queer kills Fash!

The Fetlife Groups he joined:
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As you can see, there's some sus stuff in there...
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Here's Bonnie's most recent activity (just him liking random NSFW pictures):
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It sounds like Bonnie is still together with Kindness, who has her own Fetlife account under the name "FaeVenom". Unfortunately, she hasn't been active on it since last year, and there's not much content to begin with.
https://fetlife.com/users/17456539
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Fetishes​

Into: 24/7 (everything to do with it), ABDL (everything to do with it), Abrasion Play (giving), Affection (everything to do with it), Affectionate Domination (everything to do with it), Aftercare (everything to do with it), Aftercare Cuddles (everything to do with it), Age Play (giving), Anal (everything to do with it), Anal Beads (everything to do with it), Anal Chastity (giving), Anal Creampie (receiving), Anal Fingering (receiving), Anal Fisting (everything to do with it), Anal Hooks (everything to do with it), Anal Play (everything to do with it), Anal Sex (everything to do with it), Anal Stretching (receiving), Anal Training (everything to do with it), Analingus (receiving), Androgyny (wearing), Anime (everything to do with it), Anonymous Encounters (everything to do with it), Armpits (receiving), Art Erotica (everything to do with it), Ass Licking (receiving), Ass Play (everything to do with it), Ass to Mouth (watching), Ass worship (receiving), Attention (receiving), Auralism (everything to do with it), Bald Girls (watching others wear), Ball Gags (giving), Ball Kicking (giving), Ballet Boots/Shoes (wearing), Bare Bottom Spanking (giving), Bare Handed Spanking (giving), Barefoot (receiving), Bastinado (giving), Bathroom Use Control (giving), BBW (everything to do with it), BDSM (everything to do with it), Begging (receiving), Behavior Modification (giving), Being called a good girl (everything to do with it), Being Cummed On (giving), Being Overpowered (giving), Bellydancing (receiving), Belt Spanking (giving), Big Tits (everything to do with it), Bisexuality (everything to do with it), Biting (giving), Blindfolds (everything to do with it), Blow Jobs (watching), Blushing (everything to do with it), Body Hair (everything to do with it), Body Modification (giving), Body Paint (receiving), Body Worship (receiving), Bondage (everything to do with it), Bondage Art (everything to do with it), Bondage Equipment (everything to do with it), Bondage Tape (giving), Boot (wearing), Boot Blacking (receiving), Boot licking (receiving), Boot Worship (receiving), Branding (giving), Breast Bondage (watching others wear), Breast Spanking (watching), Breast/Nipple Play (everything to do with it), Breastfeeding (receiving), Breasts (everything to do with it), Breath Play (giving), Breeding (everything to do with it), Bruises (giving), Bullwhips (giving), Burlesque (everything to do with it), Butches (everything to do with it), Butt Plugs (everything to do with it), Butt plugs in public (everything to do with it), Caging/Confinement (giving), Candle Wax (everything to do with it), Caning (giving), Caressing (everything to do with it), Catheters (receiving), Catsuits (everything to do with it), CBT (giving), Chains (giving), Chakra energy play (giving), Chaps (everything to do with it), Chastity (giving), Chastity Devices (giving), Choking Play (giving), Clamps and Clips (everything to do with it), Claws (giving), Clit Pumping (everything to do with it), Clit Spanking (giving), Clothespins (giving), Clover Clamps (everything to do with it), Clowns (giving), Cock and Ball Torture (giving), Cock Milking (everything to do with it), Cock Slapping (giving), Cock Worship (watching), Cocksucking (watching), Collar and Lead/Leash (giving), Collars (giving), Control (giving), Corset Piercing (watching others wear), Corset Training (everything to do with it), Corsetry (everything to do with it), Corsets (everything to do with it), Cosplay (everything to do with it), Costumes/Dressing-up (everything to do with it), Covert Bondage (giving), Crawling (giving), Creampie (everything to do with it), Creampie Cleanup (receiving), Crops (giving), Cross-Dressing (everything to do with it), Crying (receiving), Cuckold Humiliation (giving), Cuckolding (giving), Cuddles (everything to do with it), Cuddling (everything to do with it), Cuddling Naked (everything to do with it), Cuddling with benefits (everything to do with it), Cum (everything to do with it), Cunnilingus (receiving), Cunt Worship (receiving), Cupping (everything to do with it), Cyber Sex (everything to do with it), D/s (everything to do with it), Dacryphilia (watching), Damsels In Distress (giving), DDlg (receiving), Deep Throating (watching), Degradation (giving), Diaper (wearing), Diapers (receiving), Dildos (everything to do with it), Dirty Text Messaging (everything to do with it), Discipline (giving), Doggy Style (everything to do with it), Domestic Discipline (giving), Domination (giving), Double Penetration (receiving), Duct Tape (giving), Eating Pussy (receiving), Edge Play (giving), Edging (giving), Electrical Play (giving), Emotional Masochism (receiving), Emotional Sadism (giving), Enemas (receiving), Energy Play (everything to do with it), Enforced Bedtime (giving), Erotic Literature (everything to do with it), Erotic Massage (everything to do with it), Erotic Photography (everything to do with it), Exhibitionism (everything to do with it), Face Fucking (giving), Face sitting/smothering (giving), Feet (receiving), Female Ejaculation (everything to do with it), Female Supremacy (everything to do with it), FemDom (giving), Fetish Models (everything to do with it), fingering (receiving), Fingernails (giving), Fishnets (everything to do with it), Fisting (everything to do with it), Flirting (everything to do with it), Flogging (giving), FMF threesomes (everything to do with it), Foot Massage (receiving), Foot Worship (receiving), Foot/Feet (receiving), Forehead Kisses (everything to do with it), Freckles (everything to do with it), French Maids (everything to do with it), Fucking Machines (everything to do with it), Fur (everything to do with it), Furry (everything to do with it), Gagging/Choked by Cock (watching), Gags (giving), Gangbangs (everything to do with it), Gas Masks (everything to do with it), Geeks (everything to do with it), Gender Play (everything to do with it), Genital Piercings (watching others wear), Glass Dildos (everything to do with it), Glasses (everything to do with it), Glory Hole (everything to do with it), Gloves (everything to do with it), Goddess Worship (receiving), Goth (everything to do with it), Graphoerotica (everything to do with it), Grooming (receiving), Group Sex (everything to do with it), Hair Pulling (giving), Hairbrush Spanking (giving), Handcuffs (giving), Handjobs (watching), Hands (everything to do with it), Head Shaving (everything to do with it), Hemp Rope (everything to do with it), Hentai (everything to do with it), High Heels (everything to do with it), High Protocol (giving), Honesty (receiving), Hoods (everything to do with it), Hot Oil Massages (everything to do with it), Human Doll (everything to do with it), human furniture (receiving), Human Toilet (giving), Humiliation (giving), Humor (everything to do with it), Ice Cubes (giving), Impact Play (giving), Inflatables (everything to do with it), Internal Enslavement (giving), Interrogation (everything to do with it), Japanese Bondage (everything to do with it), Kicking (giving), Kilts (everything to do with it), Kinbaku (everything to do with it), Kissing (watching), Kitten Petplay (everything to do with it), Klismaphilia (receiving), Knee High Socks (everything to do with it), Kneeling (receiving), Knife Play (giving), Lace (everything to do with it), Lactation (receiving), Leather (everything to do with it), Legs (everything to do with it), Librarians (everything to do with it), Licking (receiving), Light Bondage (everything to do with it), Lingerie (everything to do with it), Love (everything to do with it), Lycra/Spandex (everything to do with it), Maid (receiving), Maid Uniforms (everything to do with it), Makeup (everything to do with it), Making Home Movies (everything to do with it), male submission (receiving), Masks (everything to do with it), Masochism (giving), Massage (everything to do with it), Massages (everything to do with it), Master/Slave (giving), Masturbation (everything to do with it), Medical Play (everything to do with it), Medieval Devices (giving), Mental Bondage (everything to do with it), Mind Control (everything to do with it), Mistress/slave (giving), Mistresses with Strap-Ons (everything to do with it), MMF Threesomes (everything to do with it), Mommy/girl (receiving), Morning Sex (everything to do with it), Multiple Orgasms (everything to do with it), Muscle Worship (receiving), Muscles (everything to do with it), Mutual Masturbation (everything to do with it), Neck Biting (giving), Neck Kissing/Touching (everything to do with it), Necks (everything to do with it), Nipple Clamps (everything to do with it), Nipple Piercings (watching others wear), Nipple Play (everything to do with it), Nipples (everything to do with it), Nudity (everything to do with it), Obedience Training (giving), Objectification (giving), Older Women (everything to do with it), Oral Sex (receiving), Orgasm Control (giving), Orgasm Denial (giving), Orgy (everything to do with it), Outdoor Bondage (everything to do with it), Outdoor sex (everything to do with it), Pain (giving), Panties (everything to do with it), Panty-Sniffing (receiving), Pantyhose/Stockings (everything to do with it), Pegging (giving), Percussion Play (giving), Pet Play (everything to do with it), Petplay (everything to do with it), Petticoats (everything to do with it), Phone Sex (everything to do with it), Photography (everything to do with it), Piercings (watching others wear), Pigtails (watching others wear), Pin-Ups (everything to do with it), Pirates (everything to do with it), Polyamory (everything to do with it), Pony Play (everything to do with it), Porn (everything to do with it), Posture Collars (giving), Power Exchange (giving), Predator/prey (everything to do with it), Pregnant (watching others wear), Pressure points (everything to do with it), Primal Play (everything to do with it), Pro Domme (giving), Prostate Milking (watching), Pubic Hair (giving), Public Play (everything to do with it), Punishment (giving), Puppy Play (everything to do with it), Pussy Pumping (everything to do with it), Pussy Worship (everything to do with it), Red Heads (everything to do with it), Remote-Control Devices (everything to do with it), Restraints (giving), Riding Crops (giving), Rimming (receiving), Rituals (everything to do with it), Robots (everything to do with it), Role Play (everything to do with it), Rope (everything to do with it), Rope Bondage (everything to do with it), Rope Bondage/Suspension (everything to do with it), Rough Sex (giving), Rubber (everything to do with it), Sadism (giving), Sadomasochism (giving), Satin (everything to do with it), Scarf bondage (everything to do with it), Scarification (giving), Scent (giving), Scratching (giving), Seduction (receiving), Self-Bondage (everything to do with it), Sensation Play (everything to do with it), Sensory Deprivation (giving), Sensual Domination (giving), Sensual Play (everything to do with it), Sensual/slave dances (receiving), Sensualism (everything to do with it), Service (receiving), Service-oriented submission (receiving), Sex (everything to do with it), Sex In Public (everything to do with it), Sex in the cemetery (everything to do with it), Sex in the kitchen (everything to do with it), Sex Magick (everything to do with it), Sex Online (everything to do with it), Sex with Strangers (everything to do with it), Sexting (everything to do with it), Sexual Slavery (receiving), Shackles (giving), Shaving (giving), Shibari (everything to do with it), Shoes (everything to do with it), Shower Sex (everything to do with it), Showering Together (everything to do with it), Silk (everything to do with it), Single Tail Whips (giving), Skirts (everything to do with it), Slapping (giving), Slave Bells (giving), Slave Tattoos (giving), slavery (receiving), sleep (everything to do with it), Sleepy Sex (everything to do with it), Sluts (everything to do with it), Small Tits (everything to do with it), Smothering (giving), Snuggling (everything to do with it), Sounding (everything to do with it), Spandex (everything to do with it), Spanking (everything to do with it), Speculums (everything to do with it), Speech restriction (giving), Spitting (giving), Spreader Bars (everything to do with it), Squirting (everything to do with it), Staples (giving), Steampunk (everything to do with it), Stockings (everything to do with it), Strap-ons (everything to do with it), submission (receiving), subspace (giving), Superheroes (everything to do with it), Suspension (everything to do with it), Swallowing (watching), Swallowing Cum (watching), Sweat (giving), Swinging (everything to do with it), Switching (everything to do with it), Sybian (everything to do with it), Talking Dirty (everything to do with it), Tantra (everything to do with it), Tattoos (watching), Tearing off Clothing (giving), Tears (giving), Tease & Denial (giving), Teasing (everything to do with it), Tens Unit (everything to do with it), Threesomes (everything to do with it), Throat Fucking (watching), Tickling (giving), Tit Fucking (everything to do with it), Tongue Sucking (giving), Tongues (everything to do with it), Total Power Exchange (receiving), Touching (everything to do with it), Toy Making (everything to do with it), Toys (everything to do with it), Transformation (everything to do with it), Trust (everything to do with it), Two-Girl Blowjobs (watching), Uncut Cock (everything to do with it), Urethral Fucking (receiving), Vacuum Bed (receiving), Vaginal Fisting (everything to do with it), Vaginal Stretching (everything to do with it), Vampire gloves (everything to do with it), Vampires (giving), Verbal Humiliation and Degradation (giving), Vibrators (everything to do with it), Victorian Lifestyles (everything to do with it), Victorian Pornography (everything to do with it), Vintage Lingerie (everything to do with it), Vintage Porn (everything to do with it), Vinyl (everything to do with it), Violence (giving), Violet Wand (giving), Voice Play (everything to do with it), Voyeurism (everything to do with it), Waking up to oral sex (everything to do with it), Wartenberg Pinwheels (giving), Watersports (giving), Wax (everything to do with it), Wax Play (everything to do with it), Whipping (giving), Whips (giving), WolfPlay (everything to do with it), Wrestling (everything to do with it), Writing Erotica (everything to do with it), Yes, Sir. (giving)

Curious About: Hair, Hair Bondage, Nun/Priest Play, Religious Play, Saran Wrap, Sex in videostore porn rooms, Socks


I did some searching for the other Tranchers, but I only found a potential account for Fedposter J.
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(No other content. That's it.)
 
Yes, Bonnie has an account on FetLife - a social media website for fetishists/BDSM enthusiasts/etc. He's had an account since at least 2018, and he's been reasonably active there. His last activity was less than two weeks ago.
I'm sure people are lining up to fuck that hot chameleon eyed stare.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Non-monogamist
99% Rigger
98% Primal (Hunter)
98% Rope bunny
93% Owner
92% Master/Mistress
88% Voyeur
81% Dominant

This is like a giant list of red flags personality wise.
 
As you can see, there's some sus stuff in there...
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"I'm looking to have an intense mother/daughter bond, which may include breastfeeding and a larger family dynamic with my housemates/family"

These were the men hyped up for years by countless media outlets in several countries. The poster children for stunning and brave transwomen, harmless and victimized by all those meanie bigots. And anyone with the slightest objection to letting them share changing rooms with little girls was ostracized from society and threatened with violence. And it turns out they literally fetishize abusing children.

Fuck it, give me my top hats. TTD.
 
That arse hole picture. What the fuck, lol.
He's got that dint that the one insane fucker on the trans reddits who talks about being intersex constantly thinks is his "second arsehole".

You know who I mean, he reckons he has periods that just pool inside his legs and have done for decades because his vag was sneakily sewn up.. Username is soemthing about clouds or skies.
Hijacks everyone's troon threads with annoyingly self satisfied essays that always end with "being intersex is fun!"

Bonnie's profile is a lot of weird contradictions. I'm asexual but come out behind the bins at work and I'll suck you off.
Don't send me dick pics but here's a geriatric medical grade picture of my sad orifice.

Almost more frightening is the notion that kindness was looking for a submissive.
Imagine giving that absolute lunatic control over you.
You're tied up but then she fakes a fit and you just asphixiate, woops.

Everything about this is so grotty.
The Tranch still echos through olfactory history.
Fedposter J talking about "sensory deprivation" kek, I wish.
 
It's not even a good one. If you're going to visually assault me with a man's arse, at least make it a decent one. Also, aren't troons supposed to get rid of body hair?
They've taken the fat women approach to passing - If you can't meet the beauty standards, demand the standards change. Troons that can't pass have given up and now demand that the baseline for women be considered them, not actual women. Getting to skip out on shaving is just one of the many benefits of expecting reality to bow down before you.
 
Don't send me dick pics but here's a geriatric medical grade picture of my sad orifice.
That's a very unremarkable-looking butt, in the sense that I would glance at it and not feel the need to place a prophylactic dressing on the coccyx.

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Bonnie was a CNA; he should have looked at that photo and gotten the very same old man ass déjà vu. Posted it anyway, though.
 
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