Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hellion]

It's very difficult to see this as anything other than Rekieta trying to get in front of his daughter's positive drug test result that he knew was coming

If so, do you think that increases the likelihood that the time he took off, when someone in the household was unwell, and he said "it happens when you're a father" (paraphrasing, blanking on the exact details?), was due to the 9 year old ingesting coke and the crackheads obviously not wanting to take her to a hospital?

God I hope the state has been on the ball and has evidence of him trying to coach/intimidate his children into giving specific answers.

 

[AltisticRight]

>skibidi hot tub

 

[Nate Higgers]

"sooo uhhhh judge if the kids test positive for cocaine, I just want to say it definitely wasn't anything to do with me"
he's about as good at talking his way out of trouble as the average four year old who's caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

I don’t know personally for me it reminded me of the old video of the kid getting caught with porn on the computer and he told his mom “I GOT A VIRUS AND I WAS TRYING TO BALEET IT BUT MY PANTS FELL DOWN AND I WAS PULLING MY PANTS UP MOM!”

 

[john marston]

If so, do you think that increases the likelihood that the time he took off, when someone in the household was unwell, and he said "it happens when you're a father" (paraphrasing, blanking on the exact details?), was due to the 9 year old ingesting coke and the crackheads obviously not wanting to take her to a hospital?

God I hope the state has been on the ball and has evidence of him trying to coach/intimidate his children into giving specific answers.

Wouldn't surprise me. But I don't think he's that clever. This is guy who claims to have a totally clean drug test that only he's allowed to see. He's at Boogie2988 levels of incompetent lying.

I really think that he thinks that he'll be able to just say some magic words at the CPS trial and instantly get his kids back. Who knows if the kids really want to go back or if the grandparents would be willing to give them back without a fight? Nick has shown very little interest in changing his behavior and has actively attacked the idea of changing and anyone who suggests changing.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

@FROG where's your fucking picture book of frogs you fat sperg. Maybe you should work on that instead of whinging about Black men like a racist grandpa.

He's too busy making super 7 knockoff overpriced toys about a parody of a 80s girl show as commentary of the reboot of shera, but someone already came up with the concept & is afraid of potential legal action.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

grandparents would be willing to give them back without a fight

Given that apparently both sets of grandparents were in the house a week before the arrest, saw how they were living and didn't step in then, I'm going with the idea that they won't fight to keep the kids with them.

 

[Strix454]

Good Lord, I knew Nick was non-practicing, but apparently his lawyers are non-practicing too. Any attentive lawyer would have tried to pull Nick's necktie shut the minute he started going on about "Any alleged drug exposure is allegedly not my fault, just want to get that out there in open court".

I would guess his behavior in court is at least part of the reason neither of those attorneys are representing them anymore. I also remember Nick complaining in a subsequent document about those attorneys convincing him to do a drug test (results unreleased) around that time. You can see even this early that he legal ideas about his case that were going to require a barneswalker.

I don't know which is worse. All the nonsense where he as much as tells everyone that he expects a drug test for one of the children to come back positive OR his non-accusation accusation against Aaron trying to see if the judge will bite and go after Aaron for contempt of court. Everything he is doing is utterly stupid, self-destructive and obvious.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

To the asshole that jumped into Nick's arraignment Zoom call and pissed all over the place, FUCK YOU.

That video of Nick having to pretend to be a lawyer again was the creamiest milk we could have asked for and now we have to settle for reading Nick pretending to be a lawyer instead of watching it because you just HAD to tip the cow.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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More like, "Remember that time we were over at Aaron's house and he had white baggies all over the place? It's very important that we share that information when questioned because the government needs to know that Aaron gave your sister some coke. We only had coke in our house because Aaron left it there."

"Remember when Aaron came over at Christmas time and said, 'hey, kids, come watch me make it snow with this big bag of baby powder!'?"

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Hey @MNPublicRecords hate to bother you, but can you explain to me why Rackets thinks he is getting his kids back in the next two weeks? Should there be something filed soon with the court that makes that official? Was there and I missed it

 

[Train Operator]

@FROG where's your fucking picture book of frogs you fat sperg. Maybe you should work on that instead of whinging about Black men like a racist grandpa.

you don't understand, Eric July dared to get more successful then EVS and decided not to associate with his gay shit anymore. EVS had to declare a holy jihad against him and he can't get back to actually doing his job until the moon cricket is dead (or he agrees to be his internet friend again and help him make more money.)

 

[Strix454]

Hey @MNPublicRecords hate to bother you, but can you explain to me why Rackets thinks he is getting his kids back in the next two weeks? Should there be something filed soon with the court that makes that official? Was there and I missed it

Nick's side did a motion with the court asking for custody (or something less than custody) and I think the next hearing on the child protection case is toward the end of the month. That would be my guess.

I think Nick as usual has decided that he cannot lose in court and is planning accordingly.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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To the asshole that jumped into Nick's arraignment Zoom call and pissed all over the place, FUCK YOU.

That video of Nick having to pretend to be a lawyer again was the creamiest milk we could have asked for and now we have to settle for reading Nick pretending to be a lawyer instead of watching it because you just HAD to tip the cow.

I don’t think CPS cases are allowed to be broadcasted because they involve minors and this was a CPS case. His criminal case will likely be broadcasted as well as his civil case where Monty will rape him (with protection in order to not contract Nick’s AIDS).

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Didn't he once brag about refusing to advertise a product unless he tested it himself and thought it was good? He may as well be shilling gas station dick pills now.

Hey wait... did Nick ever review the mini chainsaws??

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Nick's side did a motion with the court asking for custody (or something less than custody) and I think the next hearing on the child protection case is toward the end of the month. That would be my guess.

I think Nick as usual has decided that he cannot lose in court and is planning accordingly.

I do remember that motion and I’m guessing he anticipates a response within two weeks. Good point. Thanks.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I don’t think CPS cases are allowed to be broadcasted because they involve minors and this was a CPS case. His criminal case will likely be broadcasted as well as his civil case where Monty will rape him (with protection in order to not contract Nick’s AIDS).

I'm not referring to the CPS related stuff, but zoom meetings / hearings regarding Nick's trial in general.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Hey wait... did Nick ever review the mini chainsaws??

That probably went to the backburner when he found out he couldn't snort it or fuck it.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

To the asshole that jumped into Nick's arraignment Zoom call and pissed all over the place, FUCK YOU.

He would have found a way to bitch out of it regardless. Nick Rekieta is a hypocrite and a coward.

 

[ghastlyretard]

That probably went to the backburner when he found out he couldn't snort it or fuck it.

He's never had a great imagination.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Is there a reason for the picture of the iPhone 13 being shown? That isn't the model in his hand. The camera module is different, it isn't one of the colors of iPhone 13 shown, and the apple logo on the back of the phone in his hand matches the color of the shell, the iPhone 13 depicted in the inset picture shows a chrome apple logo in contrast to the shell color. Whatever model is in his hand does not match the inset iPhone 13 models depicts at all.