Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
As I recall, the 6 year-old asked a cop for clean clothes after the cops rammed the front door in. Imagine how bad it was for the kid to be more concerned with laundry than a violent intrusion by law enforcement.
Calling forcing open the door bc the "responsible adults" refused entry "violent" is a bit much. And you'll note that (as described) there was no hysteria, crying children, etc. The 6 yo kid was calm enough to ask to change her clothes and (iirc) held the cop's hand walking out. Sounds more like the cops were kind and gentle with the kids and made the whole sordid event caused by the Rekietas and April as positive as it could be.

I agree with @Rome's rightful successor that the removal was the best for the children. If nothing else, it got the parents finally to kind of clean up the place. Maybe even did some laundry and put it away :optimistic: .

If they get the kids back, think they'll actually buy some food and - call me crazy - make a meal now and then?

Oh, no, wait, changing anything would be admitting guilt, right?
 
I'm more surprised Nick would even try doing his own taxes.
I’m not. Nick’s hubris far outweighs even his laziness. Plus he thinks he’s slick and has probably been doing some creative accounting over the years and would be hesitant to expose that to a professional.

And it sounds like money is tight, so the budget might not stretch to hiring an accountant. If only Rumble had gotten their ad platform together faster, Nick wouldn’t have had to wait until August to start scamming his viewers to buy bullshit 5G pills.

But I guess Rumble was too preoccupied negotiating a new deal with their biggest star — right, Nick?

Funny how he used to give constant updates on what he presented as a done deal, but shut that shit down. It’s almost as if smug Dorito eating and whining about “Kiwi fags” didn’t help him land a new contract.
 
If they get the kids back, think they'll actually buy some food and - call me crazy - make a meal now and then?

No, because I don't believe any of them think they have done anything wrong, so they have no incentive to make any changes. I suspect if they get their kids back it will be back to business as usual. I guess CPS would check in on them periodically, but unlike most parents in that situation, the Qoven has no internal incentive to make any changes in how they conduct themselves. Any changes they do make will be temporary and for show because it is all being imposed on them, rather than them realizing they need to get their shit together. I truly believe they think their shit is actually just fine, and this is why they are strutting around at tattoo festivals and acting funny and weird online.
 
Nick and Kayla never had any excuse for their kids to be living on Little Bites mini muffins, Goldfish crackers and Spaghetti-O’s. Even niggers put more effort into the “plates” they make for strangers on FB than these people put into feeding the five children they struggled to conceive and bring into the world.

It’s not hard or time-consuming to throw together healthy meals. Go to Costco and buy bags of frozen salmon, chicken breasts, ground meat, etc. Buy giant cans of tuna and sheets of nori. Buy bags of frozen vegetables. Buy a sack of potatoes. Buy a big bag of rice. Buy some no-cook veggie noodles made from hearts of palm (high in protein for growing kids). Buy jars of marinara and salsa. Use the herbs and seasonings you claim to already have in the cupboard. Throw that shit in the air fryer or oven. Make the tuna salad and let the kids wrap it up in nori. Throw some rice and vegetables in there. Whatever. It’s not hard.
 
I understand that, but I imagine the conversations with Nick's lawyer go something like this:

Lawyer: Stop streaming and talking about your case.

Nick: I would love to stop streaming but it's my livelihood and I can't. I have a public image to maintain.

Lawyer: At least stop talking about your case...

Nick: Again, I have an image to maintain. The public needs SOME kind of explanation. I'm allowed to lie to the public because it's essential to maintain my image and livelihood.

Lawyer:......dios mio...*internally thanking Jesus he got deposit in advance*

*Lawyer stops giving advice*

I think that's more or less a fair assumption of what's going on behind the scenes. Nick thinks what he says in court and in public are two different things and he's going to say to the court he needs to maintain his image because he's a public figure or something like that.
Doctors are the worst patients, lawyers are the worst clients. If Nick sticks with a defense lawyer the lawyer is going to pivot from "you 100% have to plea" to just milking him for money before his inevitable jailing.

Nick thinks because he shares overlap with trumps audience he will get the same sort of kid gloves and endless leeway Trump enjoys legally, just like how Sargon thought because he overlapped with trumps audience he could enjoy the same sort of electoral success. Sargon killed a political party and ended up in 9th place. Nick will kill the semblance of having a family and end up with 9 years.
 
I understand that, but I imagine the conversations with Nick's lawyer go something like this:

Lawyer: Stop streaming and talking about your case.

Nick: I would love to stop streaming but it's my livelihood and I can't. I have a public image to maintain.

Lawyer: At least stop talking about your case...

Nick: Again, I have an image to maintain. The public needs SOME kind of explanation. I'm allowed to lie to the public because it's essential to maintain my image and livelihood.

Lawyer:......dios mio...*internally thanking Jesus he got deposit in advance*

*Lawyer stops giving advice*

I think that's more or less a fair assumption of what's going on behind the scenes. Nick thinks what he says in court and in public are two different things and he's going to say to the court he needs to maintain his image because he's a public figure or something like that.

That is daffed. If a solicitor cannot control his client in a free fall plunge, he should pull the rip cord as quickly as possible once he knows he is not the best advocate for his client.

I assume most would--if only to get rid of the headache.

I have seen nothing to say that this Barneswalker is a feckless grifter, so I presume he has some scruples--or the usual tolerance for BS.
 
That is daffed. If a solicitor cannot control his client in a free fall plunge, he should pull the rip cord as quickly as possible once he knows he is not the best advocate for his client.
My time on the Farms and real life experience with lawyers has done nothing but black pill me on the legal system. I don't hold the courts in any high regard, and I don't hold lawyers in any high regard either. Honestly after everything we've seen here, I fail to understand why any Farmer has any sort of expectations of professionalism out of lawyers or the court system in general. Everyone wants to do what's easiest to get their pay check. Everyone is just as lazy as everyone else. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't.

The fact Nick is still running his mouth on Livestream despite knowing the prosecution might be watching is enough circumstantial evidence for me to assume that his law firm either can't tard wrangle Nick or they aren't trying it at all. Nothing surprises me at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if his lawyer has no idea he's still streaming.
 
No, because I don't believe any of them think they have done anything wrong, so they have no incentive to make any changes. I suspect if they get their kids back it will be back to business as usual. I guess CPS would check in on them periodically, but unlike most parents in that situation, the Qoven has no internal incentive to make any changes in how they conduct themselves. Any changes they do make will be temporary and for show because it is all being imposed on them, rather than them realizing they need to get their shit together. I truly believe they think their shit is actually just fine, and this is why they are strutting around at tattoo festivals and acting funny and weird online.
I was being sarcastic. :)

Ramming a door off its hinges isn't violent? That's a weird nitpick.
Off its hinges?


Even the goofballs doing it for kicks (last one, I think?) show that it forces the door open without knocking it off the hinges. Further, the various above show that a focused technique and/or certain types of rams don't even make the door open hard/fast.

So yes, of course, being on the inside when anyone is forcing in has an element of physicality and fear. All of which is avoidable if someone permits entry. But on the scale of "violence," it's LOW and not some fantasy of "busting the door down" or "ramming the door off its hinges."
 
Even the goofballs doing it for kicks (last one, I think?) show that it forces the door open without knocking it off the hinges. Further, the various above show that a focused technique and/or certain types of rams don't even make the door open hard/fast.

So yes, of course, being on the inside when anyone is forcing in has an element of physicality and fear. All of which is avoidable if someone permits entry. But on the scale of "violence," it's LOW and not some fantasy of "busting the door down" or "ramming the door off its hinges."
So it's low on a scale of violence which means it isn't violent? This is a pretty fine point that a lawyer would try to make.

Somebody could get slapped in the face and there not even be a mark. Is that not violent as well?
 
You might have something there, although I think it's a humiliation fetish if anything.

Look at his extremely homosexual facial expression as he is getting his flesh vandalized with tard scribbles:
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If you were Nick, wouldn’t YOU be happy to be penetrated over and over again by a strange man in front of a crowd?
 
Ramming a door off its hinges isn't violent? That's a weird nitpick.
That's not how it works. In things like this they use the least amount of force necessary. In this case, it's likely that they hit the door near the lock just hard enough to pop the door open. This isn't a movie and it's not a no knock tactical entry, they didn't "ram the door off the hinges."
 
I have seen nothing to say that this Barneswalker is a feckless grifter, so I presume he has some scruples--or the usual tolerance for BS.

The Barneswalker and his type have a worse problem. They are fanatics. They will often encourage their clients to make stands on principle and to become martyrs to nonsensical causes. They will put the client's interest in pursuing a lost cause ahead of what are the actual best interests of the client.

But in an ironic sense, Barneswalker is the best attorney for someone like Nick. An attorney in the end has to believe in their client, pursue the objectives the client desires rather than trying to second-guess them or be a parent to them. The other special concern here is that Nick is an attorney. Nothing he is doing or instructing his attorney to do can be said to be out of ignorance.

In terms of a representational situation, Kayla is far worse. The expectation is that the attorney is supposed to represent her interests. But she isn't very smart and all she probably wants the attorney to do is whatever Nick and the Barneswalker say. Even if its not in her best interests. Even if its completely against her interests.

As far as the barneswalker goes, his other current high-profile client is Mikhail Robin Wicker. Wicker pretended to be an Iraq War veteran, wounded veteran and Iraq War POW. He never served in the military. The guy managed to talk his way into getting a full disability from the government, free medical care and a bunch of other benefits. The barneswalker is vigorously defending him based on the concept that while he may have lied about military service, that does not mean that he is guilty of the things that the government has charged him with. The Barneswalker himself is non-ironically a military veteran which somehow makes it all worse.
 
That's not how it works. In things like this they use the least amount of force necessary. In this case, it's likely that they hit the door near the lock just hard enough to pop the door open. This isn't a movie and it's not a no knock tactical entry, they didn't "ram the door off the hinges."
Thank you for the clarification!
 
My time on the Farms and real life experience with lawyers has done nothing but black pill me on the legal system. I don't hold the courts in any high regard, and I don't hold lawyers in any high regard either. Honestly after everything we've seen here, I fail to understand why any Farmer has any sort of expectations of professionalism out of lawyers or the court system in general.
And yet, what's notable and consistently criticized about Nick (and others) is their lack of professionalism - bc they deviate from the norm.

Most lawyers are highly conscientious*, and the same goes for judges/ magistrates/ adjudicators in general. - And if not, can face various forms of sanction, whether formally (the Bar, the legal system) or informally (loss of job, passed over, unable to make a living).

*and by conscientious, I mean both with respect to rules/work product [don't miss court dates idiot] and thoughtfully: some skew to "minimum necessary not to get in trouble," but MOST weigh both technical ethics and their own comfort-level, and you have no idea how many lawyers refused to be a shit before one said they don't mind].

Further, what you see here are a) absurd situations to begin with, and b) situations in which usually everyone but one is performing appropriately.

The legal system and its participants are human-created and therefore fallible. "It is important to recognize the limited ability of the legal system to prescribe and enforce the quality of social arrangements."

That's not to say there aren't losers, incompetents, sleazes, etc., running around (after all, what thread is this?). But blackpilling, as ever, throws the baby out with the bathwater and insists that either
a purity that is available only in fantasy must exist or the whole thing is just the worst ever, and of no value at all and should therefore be disregarded in toto. Reductive silliness.

enough circumstantial evidence for me to assume that his law firm either can't tard wrangle Nick
No one puts Baby Rekieta in a corner!

That's not how it works. In things like this they use the least amount of force necessary. In this case, it's likely that they hit the door near the lock just hard enough to pop the door open. This isn't a movie and it's not a no knock tactical entry, they didn't "ram the door off the hinges."
Sigh, as usual, someone said it more concisely and without the 5 million examples I was compelled to include. :)

But then...
So it's low on a scale of violence which means it isn't violent? This is a pretty fine point that a lawyer would try to make.

Somebody could get slapped in the face and there not even be a mark. Is that not violent as well?
Goalposts, keep on movin'.

And no, I don't find it "violent" in any negative or blameworthy or wrongdoing sense. Words have many definitions, both objective and subjective. And as for fine/lawyerly points, when engaging, I allow for retard definitions like, "well, if it didn't involve the code or a key, it is "violent," and the implication that "violent" = "bad." That's the reason for my fine lines.

But OK, lemme stop accepting your vagueness:
1) It's been shown that using a battering ram =/= busting a door "off its hinges," which was part of your original concept. So do you still consider that "violent"?
2) If yes, is all "violence" bad?
3) Whom do you find at fault for the use of a battering ram?
 
But OK, lemme stop accepting your vagueness:
1) It's been shown that using a battering ram =/= busting a door "off its hinges," which was part of your original concept. So do you still consider that "violent"?
2) If yes, is all "violence" bad?
3) Whom do you find at fault for the use of a battering ram?
1) My original statement was "violent intrusion". You stated that was "a bit much". I added the "off its hinges" statement after (I guess that was when I moved the goalpost?), which I am happy to concede was erroneous. Your response to that was to vomit videos and an essay into the thread, with the statement that it was simultaneously weakly violent and not violent, which logically are mutually exclusive positions. If you have enough time to write an essay, make sure it is logically consistent.
2) You're bringing in ethics? Who's moving goalposts now?
3) At this point, I will blame you.
 
Thank you for the clarification!
No problem. As far as the kids are concerned, regarding trauma around the forced entry, the older ones will be most impacted, but that's primarily because they know what's going on, it's a drug raid. As far as the younger ones are concerned, they heard a loud knock and then some policemen came in and asked them to please come outside.
 
Imagine if Nick's kids came home from school or whatever one day only to find Nick and wife overdosed on the ground cold or worse his daughter dying from a lot of cocaine.
I'm with Sean on this, in that I'm pretty surprised no one has OD'd in this situation. If Nick and Kayla didn't care enough to give their small children clean clothes and food, I doubt they were testing their coke to make sure there was no fentanyl in it, and I doubt they have Narcan on hand just in case.

I mean, we've speculated that maybe an overdose was the "family health emergency" thing Nick vaguely referenced before, but guys with a personality like him tend to go overboard. "If a line of coke feels good, then two must feel better, and three must be even betterer, and four must be the bestest!"

With his lack of self-control, I'm just kinda surprised he never went as far as a legit OD.
 
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