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The massive weight gain along with the performative smoll healthy meals is peak fatgirlcow. Why do they do this? Everyone can SEE you don't eat like this.
Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother
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Therapist is a word my brain hardly ever breaks into two, separate, words. Hairapist, however? I think you’d have to be a certain kind of retard to choose that portmanteau as the name of your hair salon.
eta:I do know that hai is not really a word outside of memespeak, but my brain does not
eta:I do know that hai is not really a word outside of memespeak, but my brain does not
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As lame a name as that is for a salon, I doubt it’s original. I had a heads up of her dox coming up and did a Facebook search before she’d get a chance to lock her social medias down. There were at least two other salons in the US with the same name with Facebook pages older than her business registration. She only registered that business name in July 2022, and being known for copycatting (especially her favourite reactors FFG and Alan Roberts), I doubt she came up with the name. She is “a certain kind of retard” though, just not the only one from what I found! She probably thinks it’s a smart play on Therapist, as hairdressers often see themselves in that kind of role for their clients. Most of the time when I’m in a hairdressers chair, I just wish they’d shut up instead of asking inane questions they don’t really care about the answers to.
I decided to give Priscilla P the 16-20 cents to watch her latest video. She’s still saying Fat Alex is not pregnant! What an idiot you are. In 6-8 weeks Alex will post images of herself in a hospital gown, and the fool that you are will be revealed. Of course she is pregnant. If she was using a surrogate, her newborn would be a girl. Given you are 50 years old with no kids, maybe you don’t realise that sex selection is a thing with IVF or surrogacy.
Also: So glad you’ve been doxxed. Couldn’t have happened to a more worthy person!
RainbowStarlight
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Excellent work! Wonder how Priscilla will feel with all her info splayed on kiwi farms
Also: LOL
Literally all I see is "Hair Rapist."
Anyway, I can guarantee that any day now she will be going in for an emergency induction or C section, believe you me. Now way she's going to make it to her due date and have a normal delivery.
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They ate at Tavern in the Square. She got Nashville hot chicken sandwich with fries. 1,460 cals. $17. He got chicken avocado club with sw. potato fries. 1,610 cal. $17.
Other food in vid:
Clif mini bar - 100 cal
Breakfast banana toast - ~550 cal ( and over 55g sugar)
2,110 calories for two meals and one snack.
No doubt she deluded herself into thinking she ate super healthy and low cal thus had a nice deserving 2k+ cal dinner along with another 1k in dessert plus another 1k in snacks/drinks throughout the day.
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In Australia Priscilla P would be described as either a “bogan” (a QLD moth), a drongo (Aus wide dickhead) or a wanker. It’s not hard to see her as all three! You are going down Michelle. While not admitting your dox is right, locking up your SM is enough to know we’ve got you.
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You simply don’t understand. She just has really bad genes that have resulted in a metabolism so efficient that it’s able to violate the laws of thermodynamics to both run her body and build fat from only 800 Calories a day.
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Priscilla edited that profile picture so hard she looks like she's in her 20's. She shaved 30 years off her face and is shitting on Alex for editing her pics? Gorl.
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Classic plate of 400-500 calories that won't fill her up and is just a small snack. This is her idea of healthy eating but it's also most fat people's idea of a "healthy snack". There's pita and the whole foods version of trisquits with a small slice of cheese and a bunch of mostly water filled cucumbers and some sugary slices of some fruit. She'd have been better off just eating a cheesburger for the satiety and macros.
scoootiepuff
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I can believe Alex only eats that plate for a "snack" because it seems like her real problem is how often she eats. She thinks she's eating small meals/snacks because of her surgery, and that may be true, but she acts like she needs to eat every couple hours or she'll drop dead. In her recent vlog she had to eat in the car on the way to her dentist appointment because she was worried about her "sugars". Like she couldn't wait an hourish until her appointment was over? She never leaves the house without bringing a snack or stopping to eat. So yeah you can eat a normal human looking portion meal/snack, but when you're doing it 6-7x per day, I can see how that would add up to the 4,000ish calories it would take to sustain her size.
RainbowStarlight
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You're both wrong.
She cleared this up in a vid that the reason she is so heavy is because it's pure muscle.
Gorl on Gorl
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beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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Aw, come on, that's very mean to a little unborn baby. It is basically guaranteed that it will come out looking like a clone of him though, being their first. I'll be interested to see how Alex will deal with having an "ethnic baby" that won't at all fit into her picture perfect Instagram mommy beige baby aesthetic. No bouncing blonde curls or rosy pink cheeks. Instead it will be some shade of brownish grey with kinky hair and his features.
(Sorry I just read in the OP that he's actually hispanic?? He definitely looks like he's half black, maybe he's a quadroon. But yeah his dad being a murderer and her dad being a pedophile does not bode well, what a fucking choice to breed with
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Both of his parents were Dominican.
Nancy will be thrilled. She’s been raving about having a “swirl” grand baby for years, since Alex was dating Alan. I don’t think Alex has ever dated a non-POC man. I’m sure Alex will be seeing the kid as the ultimate fashion accessory.
The Yarmyn forehead does appear to be coming along nicely.
Just like the picture she uses online.
ETA: I’ve now watched her last two vlogs and have some thoughts. She wore the romper that unbuttons itself to her dental appointment. Later, who would think an Old Navy shirred elastic waist skirt could double as a boob tube dress, let alone actually go out in it. She looked like she’d wrapped a crumpled sheet around herself and called it a day. I’d love to know the alleged positive word Yar used to describe it, maybe he told her it was her aesthetic. Given he didn’t remember commenting, I doubt it happened at all. What happened to all the pregnancy dresses she bought…all free Amazon returns most likely. Also, what an ungrateful bitch. She returned her nappy backpack, that someone bought for her, off a list she actually requested, just to replace it with the latest TikTok must have nappy bag. I hope they refunded the persons card that actually paid for it, but suspect Fat Al just used the credit to buy something else. So glad to see that as of now Fat Al still hasn’t had a single sponsorship for baby/pregnancy goods, unlike Sierra Schultzzie who was gifted her entire nursery along with a plethora of pregnancy gear. That’s gotta hurt her ego. It would appear she’s added another pregnant plus sized friend, this one being due within a week or two. Alex’s other plus sized pregnant friend she said was due within 10 days of her due date, so late September/early October. TikTok and Instagram “friends” are a real thing folks, just like ALR’s romantic partners.
Also, she’s making the “nursery reveal” out to be an actual event, just like her baby shower, and we all know how that turned out. Apart from anything else, we’ve seen everything she’s bought for that room, other than the new curtains, and new lamp that dumbarse thinks can go on the change table dresser with mirror right above in reach for baby to play with while she’s changing him. Knowing what she’s like, there will probably be a trip hazard floor rug added into the mix as well. She’s really filling out the plus sized white rocking chair as well. It’s funny to think how huge it looked when Nancy sat on it, yet she fills it completely. Yar clearly isn’t working (apart from his “Army”) if he can spend the entire Wednesday ferrying her around for appointments and the Farmers market weather report. She was fine showing the mutant wearing his emergency plastic poncho, but clearly editted out any footage of herself wearing hers.
Dragging Bruno out everywhere is going to become problematic once baby boy is also in the backseat of the Tesla. As she says, Bruno is accustomed now to going in the car everyday, and wants to be taken everywhere. He’s not going to be a happy boy when all of a sudden he’s replaced in that car by the baby, or if the multiple daily road trips have to stop because Fat Al can’t be bothered with the logistics of ferrying them both around.
Alex has really missed many opportunities while vlogging the pregnancy that isn’t actually being vlogged. We are getting nothing that should be expected. No real information on how she is travelling medically, or her own true feelings or concerns. We at least now know that baby boy is currently 4.5lbs. If she were to deliver naturally, I’d guess he’d be a high 8 - low 9lber. She won’t though, so he’ll likely be smaller, but still above the “up to 7lb” newborn halloween costumes she purchased. Hope she left the tags on so she can return them. If I missed anything other than the usual toilet selfies, and her eating, I apologise. These vlogs are getting really hard to stay awake when watching them.
Stay tuned for the next riveting episode where she’ll be re-organising baby’s closet yet again.
ETA 2: The kid is a boy, and the room is a nursery. There’s no point trying to organise that closet again until she has either shelving or slide out drawers installed in the bottom half of that closet. Of course she won’t, because she’s Learned to be Clueless.
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If she vlogged what was actually going on in her pregnancy, it would not be kyuuuute, and might contain:
- Being told "slow down, hoggy" about her weight
- Outgrowing her maternity gear
- Incontinence and random leakage
- Limited mobility
- Major concerns from doc about...well, could be anything
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Jesus Christ. Her breathing sounds awful.
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Pregnancy breath
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Man, she’s bloating up like a puffer fish.
I can’t see her tolerating more than a couple of mid-pain range labor pains without tapping out and screaming for a C section.
Like the apparent majority here, I suspect her OBS will prefer a C section.
I can’t see her tolerating more than a couple of mid-pain range labor pains without tapping out and screaming for a C section.
Like the apparent majority here, I suspect her OBS will prefer a C section.
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They’d no doubt prefer a SCHEDULED C Section. I very much doubt they’d want her to go into labour and then have to go into an emergency C Section. It would be less traumatic for everyone involved.