We need that how long until a CPS visit before baby is birthed poll.
If the kid is on camera-- and I'm certain that he will be-- she'll end up with CPS/DCFS visits. I'd advise against a poll, though:
Alex Dacy has had CPS called on her countless times (including before she actually got the baby home from the hospital). Like Alex R., she has a dedicated subreddit. Once the Redditors realized that Kiwi Farms exists, they started blaming us for the CPS calls, never mind the fact that her thread has a constant refrain of "that's not worth a CPS call, please stop wasting their time." Once the Redditors were afraid they'd come under fire for some of the CPS calls, they wasted no time in throwing us under the bus.
There was some utterly hilarious commentary from the Redditors, who wanted to know where to download the Kiwi Farms app, thought it was an actual fruit farm, etc. Still, they blamed us until their moderators finally banned discussion of this extremely evil place that is
definitely making constant CPS calls . . . in spite of the fact that it was the Redditors who were constantly going on and on about how someone definitely totally needed to call CPS (again).
I wonder how old Baby Fearless will be before he has his own channel/accounts.
Alex Dacy's baby had her own Instagram account pretty much instantly, and her mom tags brands on it constantly. It's distasteful, trashy, and a terrible thing to do to your child, so I'm sure Alex R. will follow suit.
Anyway, some Alex content. From stories:
Grid post:
No interesting comments, but I just had to include the "demonic undertones" one.
The photos:
Heavily edited public bathroom selfie:
Seriously, just look at the roundness of that bump and the chin(s) definition. You're not fooling anyone.
The decor with demonic undertones:
Candles and babies are always a great idea:
Mama's gotta go shoppin':
She's got the label turned so we can't see her order, so I'll assume it's a calorie-laden option. Here's
the link to the Tropical Smoothie Café menu-- they don't exactly do health food:
Best boy Bruno:
Odds that Yar is sexting the employee that made his smoothie and/or BabyGap employees?