Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[I call shenanigans]

She has no idea what she's in for in terms of criticism once this baby is here:

We should maybe run a poll on how long it takes until her first CPS visit. Guaranteed it will happen in the first few months.

I have the same question as this commenter-- wtf is up with her mile-long toenails?

I think she had fake gel nails applied at some stage, and hasn’t had them removed. I’ve never understood why anyone would get fake toenails, but surprisingly some folk do. Her sheets must be shredded. Also more proof that Yar has his own bedroom, because no man is letting their partner’s toenails get that lethal.

On another note, Priscilla P isn’t happy with her new audience of haters. I’m not watching this, because I can’t stand either FFG, and Priscilla P is a copycat of her. Not an Alex Stan though. From the thumbnail it would appear that Priscilla P believes that if you don’t like FFG, then you must “Stan” Fat Alex. I gather we are all supposed to like her reaction style if we don’t like Alex. The pressure is getting to her with loads more recent criticism of her reactions, and of course her dumb AF takes on Alex’s journey to motherhood, a subject Priscilla is clearly not experienced in. Her takes on parenting once Baby Fearless arrives will no doubt be equally based on zero experience of the subject matter. If you want to be a YouTuber Priscilla P then you have to accept the criticism that comes with that particular pay check. When you turn into a nasty arsehole, people will call you out on it.

ETA: She thinks we farmers are fruitloops, yet she’s the one that believes Alex is pregnant via a surrogate. But she doesn’t read here, even pretended not to know the forum name. According to Priscilla, FFG “always tells the truth”. LMFAO! You only need to watch the first few minutes to get her take on Reddit and Kiwi Farms. She’s clearly triggered, and rolls out the “if you don’t like me then don’t watch” typical lolcow response to criticism, BS. She clearly doesn’t like Fat Al but still watches. Why should she expect her haters to be any different!

 

[Narwhal]

I thought you couldn't fuck with dyes or bleaching your hair when you are pregnant?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I thought you couldn't fuck with dyes or bleaching your hair when you are pregnant?

Supposedly, it's fine once the pregnancy reaches the second trimester.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Supposedly, it's fine once the pregnancy reaches the second trimester.

A lot of things that people say you shouldn't do while pregnant MIGHT actually be fine to do, but there is limited or no research done on it because nobody wants to be the one to test on pregnant women and find out you accidentally gave a bunch of babies birth defects just to know which chemicals are fine to use while pregnant, that's why most people avoid things just to be safe.

 

[Narwhal]

A lot of things that people say you shouldn't do while pregnant MIGHT actually be fine to do, but there is limited or no research done on it because nobody wants to be the one to test on pregnant women and find out you accidentally gave a bunch of babies birth defects just to know which chemicals are fine to use while pregnant, that's why most people avoid things just to be safe.

I guess the boy is fucked already so how's a little bleach going to affect it either way...

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

A lot of things that people say you shouldn't do while pregnant MIGHT actually be fine to do, but there is limited or no research done on it because nobody wants to be the one to test on pregnant women and find out you accidentally gave a bunch of babies birth defects just to know which chemicals are fine to use while pregnant, that's why most people avoid things just to be safe.

To be fair, most people are also more capable of critical thinking than our gorl here.

 

[often puzzled]

Instagram grid post from Alex, who is still blathering about Prime Day. Right now, there are a surprising number of non-praise comments still up-- not many, but more than usually survive in her comments section.

Post text and some comments:





The video:

I took stills of each cheap 'n' trashy tarp she modeled. The stills are under the spoiler. The filters were set at eleventy-billion for this one.

Spoiler: stills from video

 

[Lidl Drip]

I think we have all seen enough morbidly obese cameltoe for the rest of our life. Someone in her life needs to plan an intervention and tell her to never buy another romper or jumpsuit ever again.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I think we have all seen enough morbidly obese cameltoe for the rest of our life. Someone in her life needs to plan an intervention and tell her to never buy another romper or jumpsuit ever again.

That would just send her straight to Amazon to buy a dozen more. I’m really beginning to believe Fat Al buys for shock value. There was not a single item in that clothes haul worth buying, and I’m pretty sure she knows it.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Lol at the commenter who HECKIN HATES SQUARE NECK DRESSES!!!! ALEX!!! How could you continue to purchase and wear these monstrosities even though YOU KNOW it upsets Maggie SO.

 

[Chococat3012]

nursery shopping with mom, first beach day, watching a new movie | vlog​

Ehh, don't even bother.


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This is the 3rd or 4th time she mentions the person that she allegedly caught the cold from...this is ridiculous. Also she always says "handmedowns" from her sister in law, could have said it nicer IMO

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Lol at the commenter who HECKIN HATES SQUARE NECK DRESSES!!!! ALEX!!! How could you continue to purchase and wear these monstrosities even though YOU KNOW it upsets Maggie SO.

Maggie speaks the truth, though. Those square neck tarps make Fat Alex look even more like a particularly hideous bullfrog than usual.

This is the 3rd or 4th time she mentions the person that she allegedly caught the cold from...this is ridiculous. Also she always says "handmedowns" from her sister in law, could have said it nicer IMO

The more I watch of Fat Alex, the more convinced I become that humanity was better off without the Internet. The benefits do not outweigh the negative effect it has had on every aspect of our society.

 

[I call shenanigans]

What a very disinterested bunch we are that no one has posted the newest video link yet

Another non-event. More Amazon prime day shopping, taking her car to the dealership for a warranty repair issue, buying a maternity dress her “friend” recommended that was only 2X, that she didn’t even try on. There’s no way it fit her. The button front green rompers undid during her video, so we were subjected to even more cleavage than usual. I’m sure the dealership folks couldn’t look away as she sat there for over three hours. Still no nursery reveal, and Yar is armying. Alex did have lunch with her pregnant plus sized friend. They are such good friends according to Alex, but said friend didn’t attend Fat Alex’s baby shower as they exchanged gifts over the lunch. According to Fat Al, they are due ten days apart. Also get to watch her take down her jewellery fixtures from the bathroom, and reorganise her absolute hoard later, along with spackling the holes in the wall. Riveting stuff….NOT!

ETA: Forgot the “messy bun” tutorial. It looked awful. Tune in again in two days for her exhausting day at the hair salon.

ETA 2:

The more I watch of Fat Alex, the more convinced I become that humanity was better off without the Internet. The benefits do not outweigh the negative effect it has had on every aspect of our society.

We really are much better off as a society for having the internet. Social Media on the other hand has either dumbed us all down, or just highlighted the dumbness that already existed but wasn’t so broadly seen.

ETA 3: I also forgot that Fat Al bought a new necklace with three initials. A for Alex, Y for Yarmayn, and D! Baby Fearless will have his first name start with D. I’m still betting on Thomas being part of his name given it was part of both grandfather’s name.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

What a very disinterested bunch we are that no one has posted the newest video link yet

Another non-event. More Amazon prime day shopping, taking her car to the dealership for a warranty repair issue, buying a maternity dress her “friend” recommended that was only 2X, that she didn’t even try on. There’s no way it fit her. The button front green rompers undid during her video, so we were subjected to even more cleavage than usual. I’m sure the dealership folks couldn’t look away as she sat there for over three hours. Still no nursery reveal, and Yar is armying. Alex did have lunch with her pregnant plus sized friend. They are such good friends according to Alex, but said friend didn’t attend Fat Alex’s baby shower as they exchanged gifts over the lunch. According to Fat Al, they are due ten days apart. Also get to watch her take down her jewellery fixtures from the bathroom, and reorganise her absolute hoard later, along with spackling the holes in the wall. Riveting stuff….NOT!

ETA: Forgot the “messy bun” tutorial. It looked awful. Tune in again in two days for her exhausting day at the hair salon.

ETA 2:

We really are much better off as a society for having the internet. Social Media on the other hand has either dumbed us all down, or just highlighted the dumbness that already existed but wasn’t so broadly seen.

ETA 3: I also forgot that Fat Al bought a new necklace with three initials. A for Alex, Y for Yarmayn, and D! Baby Fearless will have his first name start with D. I’m still betting on Thomas being part of his name given it was part of both grandfather’s name.

If y'all don't want to contribute to her clicks, here we have an archive (potato quality, just like her):

 

[often puzzled]

Here's the yewtube link for "3rd trimester symptoms, amazon prime day haul, diy home project, jewelry organization | vlog." I'll work up the prices later but am not up to it right now. Here's everything she shilled:



Also this interaction on Instagram:





I'm guessing a random detractor left the "lol fat" comment and forgot to switch from their business to their personal account. Comments on the restaurant's Instagram account are current limited, but I don't know if that happened before or after Alex called them out. Here's the website for that restaurant.

They're getting bombed with bad reviews on Google as I post this. The restaurant itself has really good reviews and has been open a long time, but they're getting slammed with 1* reviews from Alex's supporters. The restaurant owner has posted on Google to say that the Instagram account in question doesn't belong to them. I'm screenshotting and watching this unfold.

Edit: the page Alex originally linked is now gone. What appears to be the actual Instagram page for the restaurant-- same general handle, no underscore-- is still up and can be found here. Unlike the page I glanced at before, it doesn't have limited comments. The posts and follower count are also different:



The first image was the account I originally glanced it. They're different locations for the same restaurant, though, so do they also have different Instagram accounts? I have no idea.

One more edit: someone added a Google review that clarified and gave the real Instagram handle for the Manchester, NH location. That account is here:



Again, different post count, different follower account than the account that Alex tagged-- meaning it's not the same account that left the message on her post. The account above is the actual, official Instagram for that restaurant, and Alex has now caused an unrelated business to start accumulating 1* reviews on Google.

One last edit: I briefly glanced at Reddit just now to see if they had any idea what's going on. A commenter there said that using a fake business/restaurant account as a "finsta" is a known thing that people do. People are weird, man.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Alex has posted a youtube short of her 30 week bump date. Don’t bother with it though, it’s just the usual, lean back and rub the bump nonsense. Her new hair dye job is just as bad as the last one. Fat Al really could use a new hairdresser.

From now on, baby fearless is going to be growing rapidly. Fat Al’s legs are looking dreadful. Her varicose veins look like they’re about to burst, and her knees look painful. She would be well advised to invest in some medical grade compression stockings, but we know she won’t because not cute. Just seeing the state of her legs in the third trimester vlog, and knowing she sees her ob/gyn fortnightly, I don’t believe that all is as well physically with this pregnancy as she says. I suspect she’s been read the riot act, but knowing no other practice will take her at her current BMI, she won’t scream fatphobia about them, she’ll just lie to her viewers pretending all is well. Somehow I don’t think we’ll be seeing much more of her out and about, as her mobility declines rapidly and her pain and discomfort levels rise. I hope for her sake she has an adjustable bed where the foot of the bed can be raised, because her cheap Amazon recliner won’t cut it in the leg elevation stakes.

It also sounded like she has another sponsorship video to record, but her tiring three hours sitting in the Tesla dealership meant she couldn’t nap as well as record it. Naps have priority. Will it be another technology shill, or has Alex finally managed to score a baby product sponsorship. Whoever it is, they’ll be getting the pedophile supporter emails as soon as she releases it.

The account above is the actual, official Instagram for that restaurant, and Alex has now caused an unrelated business to start accumulating 1* reviews on Google.

Fat Al won’t care, neither will she apologise, because nothing is ever Fat Al’s fault.

 

[often puzzled]

Fat Al won’t care, neither will she apologise, because nothing is ever Fat Al’s fault.

ding ding ding, we have a winner!

Alex announced via Instagram stories that the restaurant had been in touch and let her know that the account that left the comment was "supposedly" an old one that had been hacked. She offered no apology to the restaurant but did thank her followers for "having my back"-- i.e., for attacking like flying monkeys when she shared the comment initially.



Then she posted her fat legs at the beach:

Spoiler: some restaurant reviews

This is some of what I grabbed last night. I hope the restaurant can get these removed.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I bet cash money every single one of those assmad one star reviews come from fat people and dangerhairs (or both).

Alex was never going to apologise though. She's the true victim here, you guise!

 

[Breadbear]

They were "hacked." That's always the excuse, isn't it.
No, hacked social media accounts post cryptobro scam bullshit, they don't tell fatties they're fat.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I’ve found a way to link Fat Al’s YouTube videos without watching them. This is her latest drop. I’ll watch it in 12 hours when I wake up. Hopefully MommaGoob will have reacted by then, because I refuse to watch other reactors before then.