Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[I call shenanigans]

She really is just clickbaiting her pregnancy these days. We get about 30 seconds of actual information, the rest is just one log shill session. The pregnancy update was just that she had a shot she thinks was tetanus, she now has fortnightly appointments until the last month when they’ll be weekly, and no Gestational Diabetes. She’s going to take a hospital tour this trimester, and maybe a “taking care of baby class”. She’s heard the class is useful for sleep tracking so you can get baby on a sleep schedule. Hahaha!!! Good to see her making up for the two weeks of watching what she ate because of the blood glucose readings, by hitting the sugar. We had the Old Navy haul, where everything she purchased was too small for her body other than the “oversized” tops that were regular fit on her. We also get a LONG B roll of the swing Yar put together, that perfectly matches Alex’s new wooden tables. They’re keeping that in the lounge room until baby comes home, so Bruno can get used to the new baby gear and won’t be overwhelmed when baby comes home. Nice try Alex, we all know you are leaving stuff out so people will know you’re pregnant. Then we were dragged diaper shopping in Target. If Alex really expects those two boxes of pampers, and one pack of wet wipes to last a month, she’s in for a shock. They are supposedly getting ready for baby early because Yar has to do some “Army” time just before baby fearless is due, and Alex wants to rest the last six weeks. Still no work in the nursery, but Alex shows us the bedside bassinet that Yar set up and then has him demonstrate how to squeeze two latches to raise and lower it. Of course it’s white/cream for aesthetic purposes. Also, Fat Alex’s favourite snacks are getting a bit expensive, so she buys containers, cashews, cranberries and cheese, then makes up 8 containers for the fridge. Those “protein blasts” probably didn’t last two days.

 

[VinegarPussy]

Babies are the sweetest tiny shit and piss machines. Oh, Fatlex, sweet summer child…sleep training and wet wipes for a month. The only ones that are getting trained will be Fatlex and Yar by their infant overlord. They can only hope he’s merciful (he won’t be). Those wipes might last 2 weeks.

ETA: autocorrect and words

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

As I catch up on a shit connection in the middle of nowhere, I find myself hoping against hope....

That Fatlex has the 'tape' rolling when Baby Fearless turns into a piss fountain and hoses her down the first time she doesn't rapidly get a cloth over his penis.

Pity that'll be edited out, but it'd be hilarious.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

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[Narwhal]

Is she wealthy enough to hire a 24/7 nanny and/or an au-pair? Most importantly, if she did hire one, would she show her help or would she pretend to be the best mom ever who can do anything on her own?

 

[ChantalsTaintBalls]

Is she wealthy enough to hire a 24/7 nanny and/or an au-pair? Most importantly, if she did hire one, would she show her help or would she pretend to be the best mom ever who can do anything on her own?

Now that Yar is unemployed, highly doubtful

 

[I call shenanigans]

As I catch up on a shit connection in the middle of nowhere, I find myself hoping against hope....

That Fatlex has the 'tape' rolling when Baby Fearless turns into a piss fountain and hoses her down the first time she doesn't rapidly get a cloth over his penis.

Same. I suspect every mum of their first newborn boy has experienced that joy.

Is she wealthy enough to hire a 24/7 nanny and/or an au-pair? Most importantly, if she did hire one, would she show her help or would she pretend to be the best mom ever who can do anything on her own?

She’s well enough off to have a very regular house cleaner, but I doubt a full time nanny is on the cards at all.

Todays video was one very long Amazon prime day commercial, with links of course. It was so boring that I actually fell asleep part way in. The only thing that made it worth watching, was a filter fail when she was in the floral maxi dress that looked like she was squeezed into a tube. At one point she turns around to show the back of the dress, the looks back over her shoulder. Her head is tiny on her line backer padded shoulders. This woman is HUGE! Not baby huge either, because baby’s not in her neck hump and shoulders. I’d guess she’s back around 380lbs now. Not doing her try on haul in her office (that is set up for it) was telling us something she’s not admitting as well. Probably her new dumping ground now the nursery is full.

The good news is her favourite shorts from Amazon no longer fit, so we hopefully won’t be subjected to the crotch monster for a few months. Even though the haul included a particularly ugly jumpsuit that Fat Al loved, that didn’t really fit her either, and being honest here, I suspect all those clothes to have been returned to sender already. Sometimes I wonder if she deliberately chooses butt ugly clothes for try on hauls, so she’s not tempted to keep them.

ETA: Just caught up on her GG thread. Her pedo father is said to have had a hearing yesterday. Hopefully the online portal will update with results soon.

 

[I call shenanigans]

New skeletonsinthecloset

More reason to suspect that Mama Fearless had WLS. We know she had plus size FUPA removal, because Alex admitted she went to the same surgeon for it that Nancy did.

 

[Concerned Onlooker]

 

[The Queen of Autists]

for some people, they can read everything and plan everything before the baby comes but once the baby gets there everything just leaves your head and you’re overwhelmed by it all at once. One person I knew of from a book I might have read or written or heard about one time a long time ago, had never even held a baby til their own was born and was afraid to pick the baby up! Had read up and prepared and nested and organized but didn’t realize you can’t just lay the baby in the bed and it will go to sleep. And that they are your new owners and you’re the slave and they’ll scream at you til you do whatever they need you to do and you have to do it, there’s no option to ignore or wait and rest, the sleep deprivation is great to get you programmed for your baby overlord lol!

That lady went back to work in a walk upstairs office two weeks after having a C-section because she couldn’t wait to get away from the baby for a couple hours a day!

Alexandra gives that kind of vibe. I don’t know how much experience she has with kids and babies in general but they seem all great and fun until you’re facing the god awful truth and are running around like a chicken with its head cut off with postpartum and crying as much as the baby but trying to hide it and she’s gonna have to do all that and pretend to look good for the camera too! Sucks to be her in a few months!

 

[Freetimbit]

Elvira, Mistress of Snark uploaded this classic of when Alex made a music video with her ex, Alan. Enjoy.

 

[often puzzled]

Ever wanted to watch a woman with a bullfrog neck and no personality gush about Prime Day like it's Christmas? Fat Alex has got you covered! She's here to tell you about the deals that you-- yes, you!-- can get on Monistat and bidets!

The filters she's using for this video series are crazy. Her face is blurry.

Raving about Amazon Prime with more enthusiasm than she's shown for the baby. And yes, she immediately references being pregnant. Was there any doubt?

I wasn't kidding about the Monistat:

I'm putting some videos under spoilers to keep this from taking up too much screen real estate.

Spoiler: more items

Sports bra hanger (do you not have drawers?):

I also wasn't kidding about the bidet:

This woman talks both about and out of her ass.

Spoiler: yet more items

Why even bother with makeup brushes when you have filters?

The vlogging camera. Be like Alex!

Unattractive earrings. She must not realize what babies do to earrings and earlobes when they get to the grabby stage:

Spoiler: more still

An ugly muumuu-type dress:

An appliance that we're assured is ~aesthetic~ :

Acne patches:

I have a bunch of other stuff I just haven't posted yet. She's so vapid that she's somehow exhausting.

Odds that Yar is sexting the Prime delivery driver?

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

nursery shopping with mom, first beach day, watching a new movie | vlog​

Ehh, don't even bother.


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[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Is she wealthy enough to hire a 24/7 nanny and/or an au-pair? Most importantly, if she did hire one, would she show her help or would she pretend to be the best mom ever who can do anything on her own?

She's the type to hire the cheapest "nanny" she can find, regardless of experience or references. Best case scenario, nobody gets shaken to death.

It's too bad Amazon hasn't ventured into the childcare business, because Fat Alex would be all over that.

(Also, she's not "wealthy", she's an obnoxious nouveau riche snob and it will be ever so much fun to watch her scramble once her "influencer" career is truly dead.)

 

[Lidl Drip]

Wish she would stop speaking with her mouth full!!! I guess mommy fearless and pedophile dad didn't raise her to have any manners. It's so fucking trashy and gross.

The olive tree in the baby nursery is beyond ridiculous, as soon as he can crawl he's going to be pulling that down. Ofc a beige curtain (that she'll have to trade in for an ugly unaesthetic blackout curtain once she realizes her mistake when baby can't sleep in a bright ass room) a beige rug and a beige bookshelf for the sad beige baby. Putting a rug in a carpeted room seems nonsensical to me and looks horrible, but what do I know. She also returned the ugly endtable and the lamp.

She said she can't wait to crack open an energy drink after birth, soooo not breastfeeding?

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

She's the type to hire the cheapest "nanny" she can find

It's very instructive to watch @keralala1 on TikTok, who has a series called "You Can't Afford a Nanny!" Where she reads off the job postings of these bitches who have, 4 kids, want a nanny for 13 hours a day, and the pay is $150 a week. The military wives are the fucking worst offenders.

It's too bad Amazon hasn't ventured into the childcare

Amazon DID get into health care with the acquisition of HealthOne, and the results are.... not good, according to WaPo.

A 24/7 living, breathing, shitting baby is gonna smack her so hard.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Looking at her most recent videos...the dislike to like ratio. People are definitely wising up to her bs.

 

[Freetimbit]

Taken from the Reddit gorls but I see Alex‘s insistence of not needing plus size maternity gear is going well.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Taken from the Reddit gorls but I see Alex‘s insistence of not needing plus size maternity gear is going well.

As much as she claims plus sized maternity gear doesn’t really exist, I suspect her real issue is she doesn’t want to pay the high prices for clothes she thinks she won’t need after two months. Many women share the expensive maternity wear between friends, passing items back and forth between each other’s pregnancies. Of course that’s not a possibility for Alex because she has no friends, and if she did I doubt they’d be her size. Shorts, jeans, overalls etc also can’t have the ugly stretched ribbed panel maternity wear has, because according to Fat Al that’s not “cute”. The reality is far from her delusion. The food bump isn’t going to magically disappear the day baby fearless exits his current prison of fat.

The only half decent clothes she hauled since getting pregnant were returned before her baby shower, because we haven’t seen them since.

 

[often puzzled]

Backlog of Alex posts.

More enthusiasm for the Pottery Barn Halloween line than her own unborn child:



July so far:



Heavy and heavily filtered, with nasty hair:

Spoiler: grid post

She posted a vaguebooking everyone is fighting battles etc etc post and almost immediately had to clarify to say that nothing was wrong.



Criticism for eating soft serve ice cream while pregnant. She has no idea what she's in for in terms of criticism once this baby is here:



I have the same question as this commenter-- wtf is up with her mile-long toenails?



The post images:







Dem toenails.







Best boy Bruno:

Spoiler: info about the swing

She posted a link to the baby swing, because of course she did. Here's the info:

Another grid post:





That image is shopped all to hell, and she still doesn't look pregnant, just fat. But look at the lines all around the outline of her body-- must've taken her an hour to edit that.

She got her greasy hair bleached: