Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

She really has no clue what a bomb site a healthy, active, child can make of your house
RIP all that off white furniture.

This kid is supposed to be the ultimate accessory and brand extension. His whole function is to show his mother's ~sophisticated~ taste and ~natural~ maternal instincts, as well as requiring daily Amazon hauls, link provided.

A boy is not as kyuuuute or shopping friendly. It's gonna be gross. Pop the popcorn, exxxxtra butter.
 
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definitely sexting on Tinder. Change my mind.
I'm not gonna argue with this; I just wanted to point out how funny his retard sexting probably is. I imagine something like Salah's, broken English and all, possibly minus the shit stuff (but who knows?).
 
Wonder when the reality will set in for her that her kids will be mixed race with dark curly hair, brown skin, black features and not look anything like her at all? Will that fit into her "everything white and beige" aesthetic?
Idk, I'm guessing the kids will be a nice shade of beige themselves. Yar isn't super dark-skinned. The hair will most definitely grieve her, but at least it's not a girl. She'd be trying to straighten that poor thing's hair for sure if it was female. A boy child might escape that.
 
Idk, I'm guessing the kids will be a nice shade of beige themselves. Yar isn't super dark-skinned. The hair will most definitely grieve her, but at least it's not a girl. She'd be trying to straighten that poor thing's hair for sure if it was female. A boy child might escape that.
She's gonna keep trying until she gets a girl, although I don't know if she will be able to get pregnant again with how much weight she has put on and is still working on putting on. It was kind of a miracle she got pregnant twice at her size.
 
Worst of all is that she's gonna be a "beige mom". I think beige-mom children will be studied in the future and found to have serious developmental delays because they never got to experience colors like a normal child.

Instead of this
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little Timmy will get something like
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every one of his toys will be some shade of white/grey/brown maybe a little mint green if he's lucky.

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I never really considered that mostly because I had lots of colors and other shit around me as a kid but now that you mention it fuck that's depressing to think about.
 
RIP all that off white furniture.

This kid is supposed to be the ultimate accessory and brand extension. His whole function is to show his mother's ~sophisticated~ taste and ~natural~ maternal instincts, as well as requiring daily Amazon hauls, link provided.

A boy is not as kyuuuute or shopping friendly. It's gonna be gross. Pop the popcorn, exxxxtra butter.

Learning to be Neckless probably saw some shit like this online and thought it'd make a cute accessory, so therefore has had "baby fever" ever since.
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Looks like baby fearless got daddy’s unfortunate Neanderthal brow. Fat Alex will be busy photoshopping that kid to high heaven just, as she erases Yar’s features she doesn’t like.

She still has no clue how to fit out a nursery. It’s all about her. The plaid floor lamp that kiddo will be knocking over as soon as he starts to crawl, and the stupid table for her phone and drinks. No doubt the chair pockets will be filled with her snacks as well. No room on that table for books or other baby needs, just her phone and her drink. He’ll be tipping that ugly thing over in no time flat. Where’s the change table Alex, and the storage for all the nappies, lotions, wipes etc, that baby actually needs. Where’s the baby bath, and a downstairs crib for when baby is there needing to sleep. A porta-cot with change table feature is a minimum must have in a two story house, where mum is too fat to safely move with baby up and down stairs constantly. That music station is dumb AF. Babies need to get used to normal household noises, and learn to sleep through them. They don’t need a Bluetooth music speaker system, they need a baby monitor.

Oh that’s right, it’s more important to pack mommy’s hospital bag 12 weeks before your due date, than it is to start getting baby boy’s nursery ready. She’s the epitome of the saying “Self first, self second, and what you’ve got left, give to yourself.”
 
Alexandra Irene Rodriguez, DOB 12/24/1992, again fails to censor her identifying information. Also, she posted the baby's ultrasound on Instagram. This child will never have a moment without a camera in his face, even before



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Today's entire vlog was Alex's F-you to her haters. She's doubling down on all of the content that her subs and the reaction channels complain about. She just can't help herself.

She showed the scan photos with her name and info clearly visible to shut up the gossipmongers. The idiotic reaction channels have repeated the surrogate theory so much that it's been accepted as fact. There will still be many who refuse to accept or believe that she's actually pregnant. Alex's haters are expeshully loggerheaded.
 
The idiotic reaction channels have repeated the surrogate theory so much that it's been accepted as fact.
The retards really do believe that Alex would rant about the fat phobic Ob/Gyn refusing to deliver her baby if she gained over 10lbs in the pregnancy, yet not be pregnant herself. How there was only one centre that would deal with pregnancies at her high of a BMI. That’s even dumber than the she must have done IVF (not at her BMI she didn’t) because Yar said they conceived in the first “cycle” after he bought the Oura Ring to accurately track ovulation. Turned out they were just trying at the wrong time. They are called menstral “cycles” you dunderhead Priscilla P junkies. She is clearly going to a high risk obstetrics clinic, because having two ultrasound scans during pregnancy is normal, yet she’s already had 4-5, and claims monthly scans now…so 7-8 all up for her. Let’s also be clear that the scans have her name, DOB, and diagnostic centre on them (Prenatal Diagnosis Center in Providence). This screams high risk centre.
Our team of specialists includes two of only 50 maternal-fetal medicine geneticists in the country, as well as board-certified genetic counselors, neonatologists, pediatric surgeons and fetal treatment specialists. Our team members have participated in nearly every national research protocol related to prenatal diagnosis, genetics and treatment over the past 20 years.
Should have not shown the 3D scan images Fat Alex, because now you’ve doxxed your diagnostic centre to the frigging world. Should have done a better job trying to black the name out. It’s not a stretch to guess you’ll also be having Baby Fearless at the affiliated Women and Infants Hospital of Rhode Island, Fatso.

That being said, I do agree with the theory that she bought herself a fake baby bump for her “Half Baked” photo shoot, and that she puts it on for baby bump updates. Likely the only Amazon purchase ever that she didn’t link.

ETA: Another reason we know she isn’t using a surrogate is that would require embryo implantation, and if she went that route you can bet your last $ baby fearless would be female, because she didn’t want a baby, she wanted a baby girl.
 
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OMG Priscilla P is still on about Alex not carrying that baby herself. She admits it’s probably Yar’s, but doubts Fat Alex is carrying it. What an absolute fuckwit!

If it wasn’t in Fat Alex’s womb
1. Why would Alex have ranted about her fat phobic OB?
2. Why would the baby be male when IVF/surrogacy requires embryo implantation so sex selection is possible?
3. Why would Alex be doing the blood glucose readings for Gestational Diabetes?
4. Why do the ultrasounds all have Fat Alex’s name on them?

You are sounding like a complete idiot Priscilla P.

Also, in this video, in the comments section, Alex says she does not have Gestational Diabetes. I’m sure that will set the reactors and reddit on fire again. I’ve explained how post gastric bypass her low BGLs are absolutely within norm. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t have GD, and her OB/Gyn should know that. If all her readings over the two weeks were high 60’s low 70’s, then there should have been conversations around hypoglycaemia, because those results consistently should be concerning. I suspect that’s one of the reasons why the monthly “growth” ultrasounds are being scheduled. The other being her extreme fatness making it difficult to get accurate measurements manually. The fact is though, even if Alex had GD, the chances of her being honest about it are Buckley’s and none!

ETA: “Also let me know if you guys put on makeup to give birth, because I kind of think I’ll want to” or words to that effect. WTF Fat Alex! Do you know anything yet about giving birth? If it’s a natural or induced vaginal birth, then the last thing you’re thinking about between nightmarish contractions, is putting on your face. If it’s a planned Caesarean section, then no makeup, no nail polish etc is allowed you absolute moron. It doesn’t matter that you will want to film the whole thing, you’re going to look like crap by the time Baby Fearless makes his appearance. Accept it and move on. Fat Alex needs to stop “winging it” through this pregnancy and read the fucking book she got……and I’m still only on the intro!

ETA 2: A little something to lighten the mood
Her channel is well worth a look https://youtube.com/@mistressofthesnark?si=zdEBJnx7AR_T427I

ETA 3: Figured I should add the rest of the video, but I’ll skip the shopping confusion (because it was a different store so she didn’t know where anything was but did manage to find and buy a watermelon), the trying to buy dog calming treats on July 4 when they were sold out to folk who cared enough about their dogs to plan ahead, and the makeup that didn’t stay on. That leaves us with Nancy visiting to check out the baby’s nursery, which is an even bigger pig sty since the baby shower gifts hit the floor in there. Nancy got onto cleaning it up somewhat, getting her lazy slob of a daughter to put baby’s clothes away in the wardrobe, after Nancy got them off the floor. Alex seems to think there’s no rush to sort the nursery as baby will be in a bassinet in the parent’s bedroom for the first few months, so the nursery can wait until he needs it. She seems to have forgotten that baby’s clothes, nappies, changing station etc are all in that nursery, as is her super duper heated massage rocker feeding chair with inbuilt phone charger. Wake up stupid…your baby needs you to stop being a lazy sloth! It might seem like an effort to do it now, but it’s only going to get harder as you get bigger and more tired. Even worse if you wait until after baby arrives when you’re a sleep deprived wreck.
 
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I decided to start a new post as many (who I know track this thread) have already read and reacted to the previous one. Today I was reading both the Gossip Bakery and Guru Gossiper, and on one or the other read about Alex (on live stream) tracking Yar’s car GPS. So I went looking for past reactors to see if that was recorded. I found it on Um…Okay’s channel, (not realising Priscilla P did a reaction to it recently).

This is a recording of a then member’s only livestream. At about 8.35 Alex realises that the GPS tracking she’s been monitoring, on Yar’s car has stopped working, so what does she do? She starts tracking him via the Find My IPhone app. I realise many folk believe she is a narcissist, but I suspect she’s more BPD. I’m not a psychologist, and do realise both have interchangeable traits. Just thought we should see this for ourselves without Priscilla’s prejudicial take. Skip the first 8.30 minutes if you don’t want to see the dirty cow rubbing her nose (allergies she claims but no antihistamines).

ETA: This video was uploaded on 7 October 2020, so about 3 months after their Covid 19 elopement! Needless to say, this cow is a psycho!

I understand why companies track their company cars, but spouses WTF!
 
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Maybe he cheated on her before and she agreed to take him back but under the condition that he be constantly monitored? 🤔 I don't really think someone would be that paranoid unless something has happened to them before that makes them mistrust the person.
 
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