Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

No problem. As far as the kids are concerned, regarding trauma around the forced entry, the older ones will be most impacted, but that's primarily because they know what's going on, it's a drug raid. As far as the younger ones are concerned, they heard a loud knock and then some policemen came in and asked them to please come outside.

How do we know all this detail without the bodycam footage? Did I miss a leak?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

How do we know all this detail without the bodycam footage? Did I miss a leak?

No. It's just Occam's Razor. The cops aren't going to go full The Raid and blow the door off the hinges with plastique over something like this.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

No. It's just Occam's Razor. The cops aren't going to go full The Raid and blow the door off the hinges with plastique over something like this.

Even moreso since they know for a fact there's very possibly a young kid on the other side of it. That is one thing I am actually really curious about... what they said to the child (who I think may have been the one who tested positive for cocaine) when they were getting ready to bust in.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick could easily afford an accountant to take care of stuff on the regular, at least back when he was streaming regularly. But this is the guy who hired an editor, to do nothing. Who hates having people employed by him (or at least working for him), to the detriment of his own career. Much like everything else he's done.

Even when people still liked him, his weird and autistic inability to delegate even to people willing to do his bidding was a perennial complaint. I honestly haven't even figured that one out yet. Most cult leader types actually want their minions to DO something. Nick can't seem to figure out what he wants them to do.

Calling forcing open the door bc the "responsible adults" refused entry "violent" is a bit much.

I think it by definition is "violent," although on a smaller scale than a dynamic SWAT team entry. I don't think they used something like a battering ram, but instead used some more specialized method of opening a normal front door, like a bar. Nevertheless, it is something that outside the context of law enforcement would be called "breaking and entering," and anyone standing right next to that door would be in danger as it burst open.

In short, he put his kids in danger even if the cops used a means of entry less destructive than they could have used.

Ramming a door off its hinges isn't violent? That's a weird nitpick.

They didn't actually ram it. They used some other sort of device.

That is daffed. If a solicitor cannot control his client in a free fall plunge, he should pull the rip cord as quickly as possible once he knows he is not the best advocate for his client.

There is no best advocate for such a client. I seriously doubt hiring the Barneswalker is going to turn out well. If you have a retard of a client like this, who is also a lawyer, and a despicable piece of shit, I'd say screw the faggot out of every dime you can get and laugh when he goes to prison, unless you take such a reputational hit from doing it that it wrecks your own future, or if you can't tolerate more such clients, because you'll get them (much like Barnes seems to specialize in).

Actually when I think about it that way, yeah, pull the ripcord, fuck having to deal with people like Nick no matter how big the paycheck.

 

[Maraschino]

Even when people still liked him, his weird and autistic inability to delegate even to people willing to do his bidding was a perennial complaint. I honestly haven't even figured that one out yet. Most cult leader types actually want their minions to DO something. Nick can't seem to figure out what he wants them to do.

It's not that he couldn't, it's that he wanted people to do things without him telling them what he wants them to do, because telling people what he wants to do is too much work for him (and I'm not exaggerating, he's actually said this). He knows what he wants, but doesn't want to say what he wants, and he also knows what he doesn't want, and he's willing to say what he doesn't want, and voice when you don't give him what he wants, but not what he does want.

He's fucking impossible to work for and basically impossible to work with. He's the anchor in a group project everyone dreads having, because you know his mere presence is going to make everything worse. He likes to say he's going to do things for the dopamine of saying he's doing things, and then...does nothing.

You think you hate Nick enough but you don't.

 

[zimzam88]

Nick can't seem to figure out what he wants them to do.

The benevolent balldo pope only demands unquestioning adoration and enablement. He's too lazy to organize them for any other benefit.

 

[AnOminous]

You think you hate Nick enough but you don't.

By Jove, I believe you're right. I'd never even considered that levels of passive-aggressive faggotry this enormous could exist in this dimension.

With his lack of self-control, I'm just kinda surprised he never went as far as a legit OD.

It's actually pretty hard to OD on coke in a dangerous way. It's not like heroin where it can depress your respiration or cause you to pass out and have a Jimi Hendrix Experience. It's more likely to have a heart-racing incredibly unpleasant paranoid experience but unless it actually triggers a cardiac arrest (like Len Bias), you're probably going to live.

I'd be surprised if Nick DIDN'T have an OD experience of some sort. In fact, I actually think the deranged cokestream right before he got busted actually probably was one, live on video.

 

[not william stenchever]

The cops aren't going to go full The Raid and blow the door off the hinges with plastique over something like this.

It would have been WEIRD and FUNNY though. Nothing worth an incel prude getting worked up about. Just some harmless fun involving chemicals happening near children.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nah, At least Benoit had the decency to neck himself after his spree.

He apparently thought about & almost left the house to compete at night of champions.

 

[Kosher Dill]

That is one thing I am actually really curious about... what they said to the child (who I think may have been the one who tested positive for cocaine) when they were getting ready to bust in.

They said "I'm getting ready to bust", and then the kid rolled her eyes and yelled "MOM, IT'S FOR YOU, GET THE DOOR".

 

[Kopasea]

Even when people still liked him, his weird and autistic inability to delegate even to people willing to do his bidding was a perennial complaint. I honestly haven't even figured that one out yet. Most cult leader types actually want their minions to DO something. Nick can't seem to figure out what he wants them to do.

I think he's the quintessential "nice guy". He wants everyone to do what he wants, but doesn't want to them what to do because then he dreads being the "bad guy". He'll do anything to make sure that it was the other person's idea to do it so he never has to be the bad guy. I remember him saying "I never stop being friends with people, they stop being friends with me".

Until he finally gets mad enough about something to actually be actively aggressive. Then we have the Sean stream, the Eric July stream.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Even when people still liked him, his weird and autistic inability to delegate even to people willing to do his bidding was a perennial complaint. I honestly haven't even figured that one out yet. Most cult leader types actually want their minions to DO something. Nick can't seem to figure out what he wants them to do.

From what I understand Nick is/was very much a control freak and incredibly lazy. The editor he had was supposed to generate clips and apparently would do the work. But because Nick would not give him to ability to publish to the channel, Nick had to review everything himself. Nick is so lazy he wouldn't do it so nothing ever got published.

 

[Maraschino]

By Jove, I believe you're right. I'd never even considered that levels of passive-aggressive faggotry this enormous could exist in this dimension.

I'd like to propose the Funny/Suffering chart. Because it's weird and funny that I can graphically chart out how I want Nick's life to turn out.

Events that I want to happen to Nick have to have a combination of Funny and Suffering as dictated by the line, because Nick deserves the absolute fucking worst, and I want to laugh at him because he deserves the worst.

• Events that involve suffering but aren't funny enough and as a result are under the line are unacceptable, and he deserves the worst for them happening: child being tested for cocaine and showing up positive. Lots of suffering and not funny. I want him to bear the suffering, not his children. Eat shit, Nick.
• Mandy being outed as a catfish, incredibly funny but not a lot of suffering, since he pretends it never happened. It's still above the line though and therefore acceptable. Congratulations on simping for a man and destroying your marriage by "somehow" indicating to your wife that you wanted to do so without outright saying it, and leading you onto the path of cuckoldry in the process. I hope Mandy's feminine penis was worth it.
• Nick being arrested and having it announced worldwide is peak, because it's an incredible amount of suffering for Nick, and also incredibly funny. Everything that he does trying to deal with this has been funny while also inducing suffering. Absolutely acceptable, but I still want it to be even worse for him. And somehow I know it could get worse, and I'm looking forward to it.

Suffah, Rackets, you piece of shit.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

that levels of passive-aggressive faggotry this enormous could exist in this dimension.

Until he finally gets mad enough about something to actually be actively aggressive. Then we have the Sean stream, the Eric July stream.

When will Kayla (or I think April would be more likely) have her MeToo moment? Those types of men are not treating their girlfriends and wives well. Given that Kayla was violent towards him, I would be surprised if the violence was not by both

 

[AnOminous]

Until he finally gets mad enough about something to actually be actively aggressive. Then we have the Sean stream, the Eric July stream.

And don't forget the "Dear John" stream, which was the black pill of "wow this guy is really a complete piece of shit isn't he" to a lot of people here.

From what I understand Nick is/was very much a control freak and incredibly lazy.

That's such a weird and FUNNAY combo though. I have had control freak bosses. They at least ACTUALLY TOLD YOU what they wanted. I can deal with a control freak. I can't imagine how infuriating it must be to deal with a control freak who is simultaneously too much of a cringing pussy even to tell you what they want.

 

[Maraschino]

He wants everyone to do what he wants, but doesn't want to tell them what to do because then he dreads being the "bad guy".

You are simultaneously giving him way too much credit and also ignoring what he has explicitly stated. He doesn't give a shit about being the bad guy ("I can't change anyone's mind" said the world's worst non-practicing coping lawyer), he has said he is too lazy to tell employees what to do, so he doesn't. It is legitimately that simple and that fucking stupid.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I actually think the deranged cokestream right before he got busted actually probably was one, live on video.

Oh absolutely. His heart was doing gymnastics and his brain was literally shorting out. He must have been a wreck the next morning. It’s another point in favor of Cokey and Qayla going crackhead. His nose would have been bleeding pretty good especially with his booze intake if he was still snorting it. His voice has also starting to get rockburn.

 

[Null]

Just some information re: the crowdfund.

1. The funds are still being held.


2. I've received $5242.36 from the crowdfund. They hold some for chargeback protection for 90 days. They also pay card processor fees upfront from it. They will pay the rest after the 90 days. The difference between the $5242.39 and $6785.78 numbers are actual money that belongs to the LLC which is received from mail in money orders and used to afford server expenses.



3. If the footage is released at no cost to me or at a lower cost than expected, I will donate the remainder.

https://oldgloryalliance.com/product/buy-the-footage-of-nick-rekietas-arrest-2/

"If there are significant excess funds, or if our request is denied and no participants consent to having the footage released, the money will be donated to an appropriate charity at my sole discretion (but I will probably run a poll first)."

My current thought re: charity is local Kandiyohi County animal shelter.


If you're curious about the consent issue, you should read the crowdfund page. I explicitly mention that consent might be required of the state is being slow or obtuse.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Most lawyers are barely competent but honest or lazy--not some comic villain or unscrupulous idiot. Most will stay within the lines.

Every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

-- Laurence J. Peter and Raymond Hull, The Peter Principle
​

What do you call the lowest scoring person who passes medical school?
Doctor.​

-- A Doctor​

 

[RodgerDodger]

That's not how it works. In things like this they use the least amount of force necessary. In this case, it's likely that they hit the door near the lock just hard enough to pop the door open. This isn't a movie and it's not a no knock tactical entry, they didn't "ram the door off the hinges."

We used to have this neat little 1 man tool. It had a split blade that you slip into the doorframe. Pump the handle 2 or 3 times and it would neatly pop open any entry door short of a bank vault in seconds. With no debris and no minimal damage to the door.