Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

i dont understand how anyone could be fooled even for a minute...truly disabled people wouldnt use the phrase "diaper shamed", nor would they even call them diapers...most disabled people would never ever refer to them as diapers out of sheer embarrassment, they would use any number of euphemism. that, and hes literally buying fetish diapers. hes such an asshole! i really hope hes having a good time in jail. :lol:
The thing with Andy is that he has such an obsession with diapers, that there are moments in these encounters where everything revolves around them (such as in some moments where Andy throws a tantrum because Joe and his father allegedly threw out his diapers when he did it himself). Deadwingdork also mentioned how he's a "cry-bully" where he acts sad and shit in an attempt to get his way, which also adds to his tactics. I would love to see if his antics get him anywhere in prison.
Yeah, even Chris understood that and would call them "butt garments".
In this video of Andrew harassing and threatening an adult care service provider, at 3:20 he says "I'm gonna kill myself if I can't be in diapers!", this is it, this has to be the most lolcow phrase of all time, it is the epitome of the word "lolcow".
 
In this video of Andrew harassing and threatening an adult care service provider, at 3:20 he says "I'm gonna kill myself if I can't be in diapers!", this is it, this has to be the most lolcow phrase of all time, it is the epitome of the word "lolcow".
Bro really accused the callers of being abusive while he was threatening their lives 💀
 
"I'm gonna kill myself if I can't be in diapers!"
he needs a good old fashioned ass beating. immediately. he is so goddamn awful. he could be like most diaper fags, and get a job, come home, put on the stupid ass crinklz and do photoshoots, and live his life, but instead, he wants to make everyone as miserable as he is. idk why, but i want to take those green noise canceling shits and break them in half.
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Cover that teddy bear in gasoline and burn it and make him watch 🤣
Watch the one video where he tries hitting on the female cop. She eventually starts giving him the Cesar Milan/Eric Cartman treatment, ignoring him while only speaking to his parents. Lulz ensue.

Do that to him in jail. Don't speak to him, don't respond to him. Only interact with him to give him his food.
 
Watch the one video where he tries hitting on the female cop. She eventually starts giving him the Cesar Milan/Eric Cartman treatment, ignoring him while only speaking to his parents. Lulz ensue.

Do that to him in jail. Don't speak to him, don't respond to him. Only interact with him to give him his food.
i used to be a "sitter" at one of the hospitals through an agency, and i dealt with people like this all the time, and that is exactly what i would do. interact only on an as needed level, refusing to give in to any histrionics or attention seeking bullshit. i feel so sorry for anyone having to deal with this fuckhead, truly.
 
It upsets me on a psychological and spiritual level, and yet doesn't surprise me, that there are potentially thousands of Baby Andy clones who are permitted to exist.
oh for sure, and its enraging to deal with them, and their never ending quest for attention. how they get an admit to the hospital is beyond me.
 
I'm not sure what Andy's real diagnosis should be. He seems to have been consistently diagnosed with schizoeffective disorder but at the same time that doesn't feel fully accurate. I think Andy would cause a lot of psyche doctors to straight up abandon the profession and retire.
Just to get this disclaimer out of the way: Diagnosis can be a very subjective art. There are lots of disorders that have overlapping symptoms, and a shrink more often than not doesn't see the full scope of someone's symptoms, especially personality. Outward presentations of symptoms aren't always reliable either when you can't figure out the mental processes behind them.

It doesn't surprise me at all that none of Andy's doctors or therapists have been able to properly diagnose him. Schizoaffective is just any combination of mood disorder symptoms and psychotic symptoms that doesn't match a specific diagnosis (like bipolar or schizophrenia), and it makes sense that a psychiatrist would throw their hands up and settle for something to bill insurance when this sperg walks into their office. I cannot possibly see him behaving enough to have a normal conversation. He probably starts throwing a tantrum about having autism and stunlocks the psychiatrist for the whole session. As at least one of his psychiatrists noted, he definitely has some personality disorder symptoms.

Personality disorder diagnosis would require him complying for multiple sessions though, which he is incapable of due to being a total faggot manbaby. Maybe if he is forced to see a psychiatrist in jail... I don't know much about that process but I do know that the prevalence of prisoners who get diagnosed with ASPD is high. Let it be known that I called it.

He has a combination of Cluster B traits. See disclaimer. Also, a lot of people with personality disorders dip their toes into multiple (I can't find a proportion for comorbidity RN but trust me on this one). Anyways, I highlighted the symptoms I feel like he consistently displays.
ASPD: 7/7 (only 3 needed for a diagnosis)
HPD: 6/8 (5 needed)
NPD: 4/9 (5 needed)
I was thinking he leaned towards narcissistic before doing this, but he shows all the symptoms of ASPD. Incredible.
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Diagnostic Features
The essential feature of antisocial personality disorder is a pervasive pattern of disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others that begins in childhood or early adolescence and continues into adulthood. This pattern has also been referred to as psychopathy, sociopathy, or dyssocial personality disorder. Because deceit and manipulation are central features of antisocial personality disorder, it may be especially helpful to integrate information acquired from systematic clinical assessment with information collected from collateral sources.
For this diagnosis to be given, the individual must be at least age 18 years (Criterion B) and must have had a history of some symptoms of conduct disorder before age 15 years (Criterion C). Conduct disorder involves a repetitive and persistent pattern of behavior in which the basic rights of others or major age-appropriate societal norms or rules are violated. The specific behaviors characteristic of conduct disorder fall into one of four categories: aggression to people and animals, destruction of property, deceitfulness or theft, or serious violation of rules.
The pattern of antisocial behavior continues into adulthood. Individuals with antisocial personality disorder fail to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behavior (Criterion A1). They may repeatedly perform acts that are grounds for arrest (whether they are arrested or not), such as destroying property, harassing others, stealing, or pursuing illegal occupations. Persons with this disorder disregard the wishes, rights, or feelings of others. They are frequently deceitful and manipulative in order to gain personal profit or pleasure (e.g., to obtain money, sex, or power) (Criterion A2). They may repeatedly lie, use an alias, con others, or malinger. A pattern of impulsivity may be manifested by a failure to plan ahead (Criterion A3). Decisions are made on the spur of the moment, without forethought and without consideration for the consequences to self or others; this may lead to sudden changes of jobs, residences, or relationships. Individuals with antisocial personality disorder tend to be irritable and aggressive and may repeatedly get into physical fights or commit acts of physical assault (including spouse beating or child beating) (Criterion A4). (Aggressive acts that are required to defend oneself or someone else are not considered to be evidence for this item.) These individuals also display a reckless disregard for the safety of themselves or others (Criterion A5). This may be evidenced in their driving behavior (i.e., recurrent speeding, driving while intoxicated, multiple accidents). They may engage in sexual behavior or substance use that has a high risk for harmful consequences. They may neglect or fail to care for a child in a way that puts the child in danger.
Individuals with antisocial personality disorder also tend to be consistently and extremely irresponsible (Criterion A6). Irresponsible work behavior may be indicated by significant periods of unemployment despite available job opportunities, or by abandonment of several jobs without a realistic plan for getting another job. There may also be a pattern of repeated absences from work that are not explained by illness either in themselves or in their family. Financial irresponsibility is indicated by acts such as defaulting on debts, failing to provide child support, or failing to support other dependents on a regular basis. Individuals with antisocial personality disorder show little remorse for the consequences of their acts (Criterion A7). They may be indifferent to, or provide a superficial rationalization for, having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from someone (e.g., “life’s unfair,” “losers deserve to lose”). These individuals may blame the victims for being foolish, helpless, or deserving their fate (e.g., “he had it coming anyway”); they may minimize the harmful consequences of their actions; or they may simply indicate complete indifference. They generally fail to compensate or make amends for their behavior. They may believe that
everyone is out to “help number one” and that one should stop at nothing to avoid being pushed around.
The antisocial behavior must not occur exclusively during the course of schizophrenia
or bipolar disorder (Criterion D).
I didn't include BPD because the only outward symptoms he shows are mood instability and threats to kill himself. A lot of the BPD criteria relate to core beliefs about themselves, which I obviously don't know. But, from my own familiarity and observations, there are big hints in their attitude that are easy to sniff out, and it really doesn't fit him. You can tell when a Borderline is having a breakdown they genuinely think they're about to die. Andy's tantrums feel staged with an unconvincing emotional performance. I didn't bother to highlight because they felt like a reach in the context of BPD
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Factitious Disorder is the DSM term for Munchausen Syndrome.
Need I elaborate?
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Diagnostic Features
The essential feature of factitious disorder is the falsification of medical or psychological signs and symptoms in oneself or others that are associated with the identified deception. Individuals with factitious disorder can also seek treatment for themselves or another following induction of injury or disease. The diagnosis requires demonstrating that the individual is taking surreptitious actions to misrepresent, simulate, or cause signs or symptoms of illness or injury in the absence of obvious external rewards. Methods of illness falsification can include exaggeration, fabrication, simulation, and induction. While a preexisting medical condition may be present, the deceptive behavior or induction of injury associated with deception causes others to view such individuals (or another) as more ill or impaired,
and this can lead to excessive clinical intervention. Individuals with factitious disorder might, for example, report feelings of depression and suicidality following the death of a spouse despite the death not being true or the individual’s not having a spouse; deceptively report episodes of neurological symptoms (e.g., seizures, dizziness, or blacking out); manipulate a laboratory test (e.g., by adding blood to urine) to falsely indicate an abnormality; falsify medical records to indicate an illness; ingest a substance (e.g., insulin or warfarin) to induce an abnormal laboratory result or illness; or physically injure themselves or induce illness in themselves or another (e.g., by injecting fecal material to produce an abscess or to induce sepsis).
Associated Features Supporting Diagnosis
Individuals with factitious disorder imposed on self or factitious disorder imposed on another are at risk for experiencing great psychological distress or functional impairment by causing harm to themselves and others. Family, friends, and health care professionals are also often adversely affected by their behavior. Factitious disorders have similarities to substance use disorders, eating disorders, impulse-control disorders, pedophilic disorder, and some other established disorders related to both the persistence of the behavior and the intentional efforts to conceal the disordered behavior through deception. Whereas some aspects of factitious disorders might represent criminal behavior (e.g., factitious disorder imposed on another, in which the parent’s actions represent abuse and maltreatment of a child), such criminal behavior and mental illness are not mutually exclusive. The diagnosis of factitious disorder emphasizes the objective identification of falsification of signs and symptoms of illness, rather than an inference about intent or possible underlying motivation. Moreover, such behaviors, including the induction of injury or disease, are associated with deception.
 
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I'd agree if it was a cow like boogie, but Andy is just too fucking much. He's more of an irritant than he is entertainment
Not if he’s in solitary confinement and only surrounded by known morally corrupt people.

The Crinklz Criminal got mad plot armour
 
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