Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Angry Shoes]

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Hey look it's a list of the people lining up to fart in Nikki's pussy.

 

[Meriasek]

His voice and mannerisms are extremely gay, you see. Also, he's not quick-witted, and I think banter would be well beyond has capabilities. He also flies off the handle a lot.

Well yeah, but he thinks otherwise. He was doing stand up after all. He probably thinks he's super quick witted and has a smooth, alluring voice.
A Patcast would be hilariously awful, of course. But Pat doesn't know that. I'd love to see that happening.

 

[Judge Holden]

His voice and mannerisms are extremely gay, you see. Also, he's not quick-witted, and I think banter would be well beyond has capabilities. He also flies off the handle a lot.

You forgot the most important reason

Hey look it's a list of the people lining up to fart in Nikki's pussy.

Also I have finally given in to the bandwagon and adjusted my avatard to be pat themed, using some Blood Meridian fanart I found and spliced with a pigman photo and ran some image imitation thing to style it after one of my black metal album covers


I call it "Found You: A Prelude to Sodomy"

 

[AnOminous]

His voice and mannerisms are extremely gay, you see. Also, he's not quick-witted, and I think banter would be well beyond has capabilities. He also flies off the handle a lot.

Imagine being an obvious fag and not having the bants skill that most fags have. I mean jeez, nobody is going to mistake this fat homo for Oscar Wilde, Quentin Crisp, or Noel Coward. Because he's retarded.

 

[Summer of George]

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Based boomer Stadtmueller ought to btfo the cops on this one and open up the document (including the Exhibit which is already currently restricted) for public consumption. This is just cops doing typical cop shit, trying to keep their activities secret.

One of the Rascals should file an amicus brief on behalf of the Friends of Da Show and remind His Honor that his own nephew succeeded in unaliving himself while living as a guest of the Milwaukee County Sheriff. Can't trust piggies any more than you can trust Piggy. Shame!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Patrick and the rest of his kind didn't bother to listen to Trumps whole speech about that. That's okay though, they're all too stupid to be left alive anyways. Trump wants you to come out and vote just this once and you'll never have to vote again. You know, people like me who wont vote because it should be illegal to do such a criminal act as it helps no one but politicians, or just feel like voting helps no one. The idea that "we'll have it fixed so good you wont have to vote again" means that the regular voters is all they'll need to keep the Republicans in power for years to come.

Media "elietes" once again. ...does he actually think it's a word?

Quite a few gamers call elites that because they're too stupid to learn to spell. You'll find it when looking up people farming elite drops in games.

Oh that should be good, I've already ripped into his idiocy before.

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The boys at the space lab were able to obtain some footage of these events.

Except talks the release happened when Israel killed Mohammed Deif. Biden had nothing to do with that. They should be entering new negations right now as I type this in Cairo. I expect retaliation for killing off two key Hamas figures.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Just my opinion, but fuck the people donating any money to this. Why are you giving some Nigerian money to go to Scotland for a few days? What purpose does it serve? Donate to a local animal shelter or something, fuck.

Because these people are always desperate for their next chance to show their undying devotion to welfare immigrants with brown skin.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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The boys at the space lab were able to obtain some footage of these events.

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...So now Biden dropping out because of immense pressure, after saying until the end he would not, is some heroic, genius move to "checkmate" the GOP, Donald Drumpf, Putin, and fascism, all in one fell swoop.

Does he even remember how he freaked out a few weeks ago, how Biden pulling out was the literal end of the planet?
Does he have the memory of a goldfish, or is it some sort of lesser animal?
Maybe a jellyfish?

 

[Associate Rick]

Meanwhile, the real reason Socrates was a fucking idiot is he drank hemlock.

Socrates was a man after Ricks own heart.

One cannot make a slave of a free person, for a free person is free even in a prison.
Plato

"But Socrates, you're in prison"
"No, child, I'm not"

 

[whogoesthere]

Is Pat really coming to my island? he does know its currently on fire and massive scale riots are happening?

I know his sneaky plan, he wants to steal some of our negro children. Get a bit of British Niggeroni, maybe try to get one from every part of the world. He must be stopped (from eating so much).

 

[FinnSven]

Socrates was a man after Ricks own heart.

One cannot make a slave of a free person, for a free person is free even in a prison.
Plato

"But Socrates, you're in prison"
"No, child, I'm not"

“No Catamite, I am not drinking Hemlock. You have been instructed to stop sculpting my face in marble many times. Continuing to do so constitutes Spartan level dishonor”
“Enjoy……irk” *dies from drinking hemlock*

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Meanwhile, the real reason Socrates was a fucking idiot is he drank hemlock.

Slitting your wrists and drinking hemlock is probably the least gay way to commit suicide.

It looks like Worldcon doesn’t stream or post most talks and its internet presence is half-baked, unprofessional, and poorly edited. I can’t believe he’s posturing his presence there over Gencon as a win. There’s no way someone would choose the former over latter.

I was hoping to see the fat gay baby in all his 4K glory.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Slitting your wrists and drinking hemlock is probably the least gay way to commit suicide.

It looks like Worldcon doesn’t stream or post most talks and its internet presence is half-baked, unprofessional, and poorly edited. I can’t believe he’s posturing his presence there over Gencon as a win. There’s no way someone would choose the former over latter.

I was hoping to see the fat gay baby in all his 4K glory.

I don't think I've ever heard of anyone wanting to go to WorldCon. At least back in the day Gencon was worth going to until 2012 or so

 

[Dean Pentel]

Patrick wants to be seen as a victim

He is a victim, though. He's clearly a victim of the American Goyslop Industrial Complex.

Oh god the pig is heading to scotland....
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When we start getting Kilt selfies I will no longer be accountable for any violently consent-free rutting that may occur

Look at you, acting as if that wasn't going to happen no matter what.

Lord Pig of Porkshire does have a nice ring to it though....

When you finally go all Deliverance on his anus make sure you address him as "my lord" and especially ensure you always speak with a British accent.

 

[Thé au lait]

moderating

You're telling me piggo is flying to Scotland so he can child people in person? I can't wait for this convention

His voice and mannerisms are extremely gay, you see. Also, he's not quick-witted, and I think banter would be well beyond has capabilities. He also flies off the handle a lot.

Is he aware of any of this? This just sounds like your average podcaster

When you finally go all Deliverance on his anus make sure you address him as "my lord" and especially ensure you always speak with a British accent.

Can we teach Judge to do a Wisconsin accent? It would make Rick feel like he's right back at home in his favorite gym's sauna

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Russia is droning Ukraine and Iran is prepping missiles today. Odd how that happens when Patrick leaves for Scotland.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Niki accompanied Patrick and recorded the performance.

Look at this fat retard. Adults who wear baseball caps backwards who are not catchers in baseball are retarded fags. Evidence: Jack Scalfani and Patrick Tomlinson. Incidentally both are fat grotesquely misshapen golems.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Russia is droning Ukraine and Iran is prepping missiles today. Odd how that happens when Patrick leaves for Scotland.

With their strategist gone, there's no hope for the Ukranians.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Shockingly, Rick is not lying this time. He was always on Team Kamala.

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That's somehow even more sad and pathetic than lying about being a Kalama supporter from the start.

If I were running for any kind of office and I found out that I was Pat's first choice as a candidate, I'd drop out in shame and reevaluate my life. Probably hang myself.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That's somehow even more sad and pathetic than lying about being a Kalama supporter from the start.

If I were running for any kind of office and I found out that I was Pat's first choice as a candidate, I'd drop out in shame and reevaluate my life. Probably hang myself.

He's like that one Hulkamark in the early 90's that if you saw him you'd know Hulk Hogan was going to lose. If Patrick supports you then obviously you're a terrible person and should kill yourself.