🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Muppetstudios]

They say you are what you eat and by his skin color he may well be turning into Grimace

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

He’s getting plenty of “carbon” skulling skunked Mexican beer, I don’t know why you’d draw the line at half a bun.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Piggy pontificating about the finer details of mickey d's makes me chortle. It tastes like cardboard in every country, Ralph.

 

[Beavis]

McDonald’s burgers are the most vile things on earth. Perfect for a rage pig.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Pay for my Starlink, pay for my attorneys when I fuck up, pay for my trips, pay for my rent and food, pay for Xander's Amazon wish list...on and on. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

He went from crying to Sandra for money to crying to Guitar Anthony for money. That's called maturation.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Hopefully he's getting plenty of pro team and avoiding those heart clogging trans fatties. Then he can do some cardio like walking those two miles he promised like 2 or 3 years ago.

HEY! It takes a long time to walk two miles, hater.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Is 'knocked out' Mexican for 'cut off for non payment'?

 

[Rage Pig]

Flexing his poli sci studies. Trump should've listened to the 95 iq piggy before chosing his VP.



Mu white keeds.

Edit: The xannies are now really kicking in, and it's time to tell blatant, preposterous lies while his spelling is deteriorating.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You can drop the muh zionist shit Ralph. Fuentes isn't going to fuck you... or vice versa for that matter.

 

[Axiom.]

The xannies are now really kicking in, and it's time to tell blatant, preposterous lies while his spelling is deteriorating.

"Ethan, I remember when I was 1st grade, I saw Johnny at the Whites Only section of our school assembly, he was singing along to...who was it now? Something about a dust bowl, ah good times."

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Mu white keeds.

Oh my fucking god that gigantic yellow nail, Ralph you are the grossest pig alive

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Flexing his poli sci studies. Trump should've listened to the 95 iq piggy before chosing his VP.

Ralph has never done shit for this country except been a burden on it. There was a whole ass war you could’ve fought for this country but I’m sure your excuse was “I’m not fighting for Zionist influences” and “I would’ve punched my drill instructor in the face”. You could’ve even gotten your (failed to get) poly sci education paid off.

Fat useless retard

 

[AltisticRight]

COMPTED AND LOAD...
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LOL

Two Ralphamale dubs today.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Flexing his poli sci studies. Trump should've listened to the 95 iq piggy before chosing his VP.
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Man who has never held a job in his life mocking Donald Trump for not going to fight a completely pointless proxy war where 60,000 young American men died for what basically amounted to nothing.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph already has his priorities planned during his visit with Xander. A quick visitation with his kid and then off to the land of whores and cheap drugs while rocking to Kanye

“Lil Xanny it’s been fun but daddy has to go watch his donkey show! Seeing it reminds me of my ex wife”

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Oh my fucking god that gigantic yellow nail, Ralph you are the grossest pig alive

that slew of tweets not only gave us another flex on the other guy not having keeds vs. EOR‘s keeds who he gets to see a few hours a month in a supervised setting, but also an “AKSHUALLY!”.

Blessed times. Blessed times indeed.

 

[Rage Pig]

that slew of tweets not only gave us another flex on the other guy not having keeds vs. EOR‘s keeds who he gets to see a few hours a month in a supervised setting, but also an “AKSHUALLY!”.

Blessed times. Blessed times indeed.

Piggy is on a manic episode, dropping cash on lawyers, Starlink, very likely whores and drugs and traveling to California. He also can't stop blurting everything out on Twitter that goes though his xannie brain. Haven't seen him tweet so much in a while. Discussing the pro and cons of VP Vance with random anons, because nobody else gives a fuck about his retarded political analysis. Diddler Dax should let him stream from his studio again and make sure piggy has a bottle of Tequila and don't remove the shotgun.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

"I'm voting for Trump because he's the funniest person alive."

Ralph with a W take. Every politician is a Zionist-sponsored retard, so pick the most entertaining one. Although Charles Barkley might be funnier.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"I'm voting for Trump because he's the funniest person alive."

Ralph with a W take. Every politician is a Zionist-sponsored retard, so pick the most entertaining one. Although Charles Barkley might be funnier.

I would only vote for Charles after he performs the chaos dunk.

 

[Beavis]

Trump makes politics fun. Rare ralphamale W

Also, August 3rd San Diego!