Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

Can we teach Judge to do a Wisconsin accent? It would make Rick feel like he's right back at home in his favorite gym's sauna

I think an over the top and ridiculous Dick Van Dyke style cockney accent would be more appropriate.

 

[TurboNAS]

Trident's Forge is already a massive improvement over The Ark in every conceivable way that i'm keen on finding out if it holds up to the end or not. after an abominable first book, the second book, so far, feels like easy, casual reading material.

Thanks for diving into another Patrick book. The Neo pronouns are super annoying but it’s good to see he’s starting out better this time around with his story.

I wish he’d put down the Twitter for a bit and finish up the ideas he had in “In the Black”. It was clunky but it had some promise. Especially because he writes such likable villains. Oopsie doodles, Pat.

He has a sponsorship (?), but still wants $7,500? That's

So Patrick, which is your favorite OogaBooga story? I wonder if he’s read a single one. Don’t worry, Ooga hasn’t written hardly anything, just been an editor for some compilations of other people’s work. His co-editors likely did the heavy lifting for him. The poor guy doesn’t have time to write, he has to beg and complain on Twitter all day like Patrick.

 

[Something Awful]

Been listening to the audiobook of Patrick's first published novel The Ark. There's already a detailed review by @OtherLastTrainHome, so I'll just say this: Rick is gaaaaaaaaay!

While Rick's self-insert is the gigachad main character, Bryan Tomlinson Benson, who will stop at nothing to get to the truth (even down to direct references to Rick's own life like a drowned six-year-old girl), the only section so far that feels like it has any kind of emotional truth is this:


(image from OLTH's review)

"Because you're enlightened! You're just so fucking enlightened!"

Tl;dr: there's a gay character, Feng, who is married to a woman because he wants children. Although the society is totally cool with gays, they don't let them have children because it's not a good use of resources on a colony ship, or something like that. So Feng keeps lying to his wife while secretly having a gay affair, because he just... needs more.

I think this is autobiographical. That's why Patrick's first, better wife left him. When she got pregnant, Rick decided to reveal his dark secret, as he thought having a child together meant there's no backing out for her anymore. Instead, she realized Rick is a psycho who used her, and wanted nothing more to do with him.

While I normally wouldn't say an author is gay just because he writes an in-the-closet character, in this case that's exactly what happened. Ok, not really. But maybe. Possibly. Almost certainly.

 

[FinnSven]

While I normally wouldn't say an author is gay just because he writes an in-the-closet character, in this case that's exactly what happened. Ok, not really. But maybe. Possibly. Almost certainly.

I suspect he wrote that because at the time he planned on kidnapping Annabelle to generate publicity for his book.

Akin to the Shannon Matthews case, where parents hid their child and reported her taken to get donors to front the ransom money.

Fat would kidnap Annabelle hide her in the pepperoni dungeon and publish the book, then squeeze out tears and shamelessly get the newscasters to mention that he just published a book.

He then probably remembered that Pringle Can John would beat the shit out of him were he remotely near their family then, so like the piggy coward he is, he dropped the plan.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

you just know he's going to pay for wifi on the plane just so he doesn't have to leave the record uncorrecTed for a few hours

Last year I flew long distance and the WiFi and booze was included in the ticket price (economy).
Imagine sitting next to rick in a pressurised vessel as he gets wasted and tweets up a storm
And then Imagine the smell

 

[lindsayfan]

While I normally wouldn't say an author is gay just because he writes an in-the-closet character, in this case that's exactly what happened. Ok, not really. But maybe. Possibly. Almost certainly.

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god that creepy dedication to annabelle is so heinous. it's like the unclit or something, one of those KF horrors that, no matter how many times i see it, makes me gag and gives me shivers every time

 

[AutoClownMaker]

And then Imagine the smell

Missed opportunity for the pests to not find and repost all the guides for con goers about the importance of soap.

My memory has Patrick having made such a PSA at one time.

Why has he never started a podcast

Before the pests, before the farms, before Norm 11 Patrick was Patrick.

In those before times Patrick claims to have had car vandals and other people doing things to him he now calls stalkers. When he showed up in media in the before Norm 11 times it got picked apart.

These days his big claim to fame is his # of followers on X-twitter. A podcast, YouTube channel, or IRL Kick livestream would start from zero followers and wouldn't do much as what does Patrick have to recommend himself? He'd pull Kefflas scared awake kinda numbers. And the comments and donations would be filled with hate like "Mr. Tomlinson you are incorrect on that statement" or "Patrick, actual historical facts do not support your position." Patrick just can't handle such hate.

 

[Something Awful]

Rick did try his hand at podcasting.

https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2016/04/23/introducing-the-sci-fi-science-podcast/

It seems the Sci-Fi Science Podcast was supposed to be an ongoing thing, but they only ever released five episodes. This was in 2016, so we can surmise Tomlinson was forced to switch to full-time Nazi fighting and had no more time for frivolous activities, in spite of the rave reviews the show was getting.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Rick did try his hand at podcasting.

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It is astounding, stupefying even, how far up his own ass Fat is

He’s been an audacious little squealer his whole life, hasn’t he

 

[Meriasek]

Rick did try his hand at podcasting.

https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2016/04/23/introducing-the-sci-fi-science-podcast/

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It seems the Sci-Fi Science Podcast was supposed to be an ongoing thing, but they only ever released five episodes. This was in 2016, so we can surmise Tomlinson was forced to switch to full-time Nazi fighting and had no more time for frivolous activities, in spite of the rave reviews the show was getting.

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Interesting. Probably took too much effort to effort. Lazy fuck.
Although it's good, nobody is less qualified to talk about science than the Pig.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

While Rick's self-insert is the gigachad main character, Bryan Tomlinson Benson, who will stop at nothing to get to the truth (even down to direct references to Rick's own life like a drowned six-year-old girl), the only section so far that feels like it has any kind of emotional truth is this:

This looks like garbage. It reads like Rick is talking to himself in a third person. Things like "You wouldn't understand" are phrases Rick uses on a daily basis. To quote Fatrick:

"Oh honey, you think only gays suck dick? Get out there more."

 

[Judge Holden]

Fresh oinks off the pigline

He is now alleging that the cops "knowingly participate" in swaTTTTTTTings against him rather than just being negligent or untrained in pig-law as per his lawsuit

EDIT:


Of all the people to smugly NOCHILD others about buying a xitter checkmark......

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

There are so many forgotten people in history, such as Patricles - a pig herder from the outskirts of the macedonian province, self-titled great philosopher who formulated what he called the Ultimate Answer, hoping to thoroughly defeat the greats of his time by no-childing them. He left his half of the pig hovel and travelled to Athens to finally be recognized, but before he reached the city proper he was set upon by feral dogs and torn to pieces. In his last moments he found the weakness of his philosophy, as no matter how loudly he no-childed the dogs they didn't understand human speech.

 

[grapeshark77]

Fresh oinks off the pigline
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He is now alleging that the cops "knowingly participate" in swaTTTTTTTings against him rather than just being negligent or untrained in pig-law as per his lawsuit

EDIT:
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Of all the people to smugly NOCHILD others about buying a xitter checkmark......

The legal precedent was cited in their response to his lawsuit. I was going to say his lawyers must be angry but they've probably already given up.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

There's gold in those reports and they know it. I don't wanna leap to "suspect he's self-swatting" but that's of course possible.

They know the funsters and KF are watching and that if they saw any sort of report that said anything from a dirty home, an apparent battered wife, Patrick saying something stupid, it would be "Rona does not exist, stalker." all over again and it would cause Fatrick to squeal even harder at them.

 

[Piggle Rick]

There's gold in those reports and they know it. I don't wanna leap to "suspect he's self-swatting" but that's of course possible.
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They know the funsters and KF are watching and that if they saw any sort of report that said anything from a dirty home, an apparent battered wife, Patrick saying something stupid, it would be "Rona does not exist, stalker." all over again and it would cause Fatrick to squeal even harder at them.

But they should let us see all that information, as we would autistically pick it over and summarize it for them for free!

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Been listening to the audiobook of Patrick's first published novel The Ark. There's already a detailed review by @OtherLastTrainHome, so I'll just say this: Rick is gaaaaaaaaay!

While Rick's self-insert is the gigachad main character, Bryan Tomlinson Benson, who will stop at nothing to get to the truth (even down to direct references to Rick's own life like a drowned six-year-old girl), the only section so far that feels like it has any kind of emotional truth is this:

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(image from OLTH's review)

"Because you're enlightened! You're just so fucking enlightened!"

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Tl;dr: there's a gay character, Feng, who is married to a woman because he wants children. Although the society is totally cool with gays, they don't let them have children because it's not a good use of resources on a colony ship, or something like that. So Feng keeps lying to his wife while secretly having a gay affair, because he just... needs more.

I think this is autobiographical. That's why Patrick's first, better wife left him. When she got pregnant, Rick decided to reveal his dark secret, as he thought having a child together meant there's no backing out for her anymore. Instead, she realized Rick is a psycho who used her, and wanted nothing more to do with him.

While I normally wouldn't say an author is gay just because he writes an in-the-closet character, in this case that's exactly what happened. Ok, not really. But maybe. Possibly. Almost certainly.


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I’ve been convinced Pat is gay (or bi, which basically means gay) for awhile now. It makes sense and it ties all the other pieces of his meticulously crafted, self made persona together.

He covers up his homosexuality while simultaneously projecting it.

He thinks he is so stealthy like that. It’s why he carries that smug attitude, like he is getting away with something while putting it right in your face. Something akin to what Rekieta does.

 

[Summer of George]

(image from OLTH's review)

Hahahahaha

La Cage is the name of a real gay nightclub in Milwaukee. I bet a "teammate" taught Patrick how to "dance" there, too.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Bending over in the gym sauna for strangers isn't a workout, and sucking off a dozen homosexual men in the bathroom of a gay bar isn't dancing.

 

[ILoveNiggers]

Given how simple the insult is and how terminally arrested his emotional development is, I share the suspicions others have that this was one of the more frequent nicknames he had in middle school, and likely one of his early trigger words which would drive him into a screaming pig tantrum that he would inevitably escape all consequence for due to an over-coddling sow mother who worked for the school board and the fact he was borderline retarded enough for teachers not to want to actually enforce basic discipline beyond punishing those who set him off.

I also suspect that his unique "NO CHILD. THAT IS NOTTT TRUE....THAT IS SIMPLY....INCORRECT" cadence and vernacular may be derived from the same timeframe, likely through one of the teachers (perhaps even his aforementioned sow mother) he could rely on to reproach those calling him fat while he sat smirking at her side, a system which he presumed to be able to replicate in grown-up world to those who angered him

I'd agree except his middle school and high school yearbook pictures (he didn't show up for a lot of them) have been found by O&A funsters and he was just a skinny dork then. Pat seems to have compensated for being a perennially bullied faggot by getting as big (fat) as possible and pretending that now makes him a big tough superman who can never be bullied again.