Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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That’s highly filtered.
The reality is probably closer to the 2022 Novo Nordisk partnership
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You're right, this probably is a more realistic view of her and I'm shocked every time I see it. She's such a monster. I doubt I would even recognize her if I saw her hurpling in my direction in the wild somewhere.
 
Slummin' it at Wally with her grossly underpaid manwhore/servant is just another opportunity to demand all the attention. You just know that every single shopper and staff member got an eyeful of Anna prancing around in those hideous leggings, messily pawing through everything, doing oh-so-quirky "photoshoots" in the fake flower display--all the while being loud and bombastic and stifling those hilarious mid-sentence guffaws that aren't weird and off-putting at all.
Like Chantal, I think Anna craves attention; possibly even more than food which is just... staggering and insane given how grotesquely fat they both are.
Another possibility: Anna's a patently friendless asshole. She has no-one to call and invite out. Not a single person in her life wants to spend time with her. Even a quick run to Walmart with her would be unbearably embarrassing.
 
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Jon getting paid to follow her around with his iphone in walmart is next level even for her. She could have easily just made this "vlog" herself but I get the feeling Jon has become more than just a videographer at this point he's her life assistant as well. Hope it pays well bud.
Her forced laugh is like she's trying to do IRL laugh track to convince you that she's funny and you should laugh along.

I can easily imagine her in school, awkward and friendless, trying to come up with a something that will make her stand out and attract other kids. Being loud and obnoxious and talking nonstop got eyes on her, but she didn't want to admit that it wasn't because they thought she was funny or quirky, but because they saw her as a sideshow.

You can clearly see that attention seeking behavior with her "dancing with her nurse" in that other video posted earlier. The nurse seems tired and uncomfortable, but Anna needed attention and human contact, so to avoid the nurse leaving, she started dancing. Her quirkiness screams "please don't leave, please look at me, please interact with me."
Oh no, she brought up that poor guy who fit her into that space suit again! She's had him on her mind this whole time, probably dreaming up cute little rom-com scenarios in her head.
Yeah, that's so sad! I thought you guys were off the mark when you said she was flirting with him (well, trying to). I thought she was just trying to squeeze content out of everything, but she really did develop a crush on him. She saw him once in a professional setting and can't stop thinking about him to this day lmao
Can only walk a mile. Has a dog that needs to walk miles every day. That poor creature.
Have we ever seen her walking her dog? Seems like a great opportunity for slop content.
IMO she's trying for sponsorships, everything is a schill with her.
I think she just has nothing else going on in her life. Going to stores is the most interesting part of her day currently.
 
Have we ever seen her walking her dog? Seems like a great opportunity for slop content.

We have seen Anna out walking with Data but she was calling it a "hike" or "running". I don't recall seeing Anna out and about walking just on Data's behalf. She does claim to frequently take Data to a dog park where she lets him loose and he does whatever dogs do at dog parks.
 
Even if she can’t go fast or far, a couple of daily strolls with Data would do him a world of good,

He can’t be getting any stimulation and as well as being lonely, he must be so bored,

Why the heck did she ever get a dog if she wasn’t willing to do even the bare minimum?
 
I knew a woman that did six laps around the store before getting her stuff and checking out. She was an inspiration.

I just noticed the video that starts with her holding up the special kid pens is her in front of the diapers and wet wipes and kid rash treatments. That's Islamic shit.
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Those are bath crayons, meant for kids to draw in the bathtub. Honestly not the worst thing to let kids have.

But, Anna, you're a grown adult and you cant even fit in a bath tub.

Also keep in mind that Target vid she did. Everytime I see her in a store I'm automatically mati thinking how she's throwing shit to the side for the lower paid's to pick up (that's their job!).
 
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She acts like a dog when you try to take its bone with those egg bites. Great sponsorship for Starbucks. She also claims she used to never eat breakfast. The only way I could see it is if she’s one of those that skips food in the morning and binges later on?
 
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