Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[bile demon]

Apologies for the phoneposting but despite all of Fatrick's Xitter chest-thumping about his Worldcon attendance (including posting a slightly misleading screenshot), it appears you were right on the money: apart from participating in a (multi-author) autograph session and whatever a "Table Talk" is, poor ol' Rick will only be moderating panels rather than guesting, as he would have probably liked people to think. No doubt he will take ample advantage of this opportunity to regale attendees with his porcine wit and Wikipedia-tier knowledge while leaving little time for the actual panelists themselves to speak.

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Pigger getting the premium timeslot.

 

[Something Awful]

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Pigger getting the premium timeslot.

lmao

Rick just posted that he got upgraded to first class for his flight (frequent flyer miles or something) and almost immediately deleted the tweet. Did he realize it looked bad to brag about going on a European holiday in first class while leaving his wife at home?

Also, he phrased it in some real fat faggot way. Something like "Wootles, first class for Patrick!" Real "prezzies" vibes.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Hahahahaha

La Cage is the name of a real gay nightclub in Milwaukee. I bet a "teammate" taught Patrick how to "dance" there, too.

I bet a 'teammate' taught Fatso more than dancing...

(edit: I was late-

Bending over in the gym sauna for strangers isn't a workout, and sucking off a dozen homosexual men in the bathroom of a gay bar isn't dancing.

 

[AnOminous]

Adults who wear baseball caps backwards who are not catchers in baseball are retarded fags. Evidence: Jack Scalfani and Patrick Tomlinson. Incidentally both are fat grotesquely misshapen golems.

Also they're both catchers. Not in the baseball sense, in the not pitching sense.

I think an over the top and ridiculous Dick Van Dyke style cockney accent would be more appropriate.

At least Dick Van Dyke had the sense of shame to apologize for that accent.

 

[Something Awful]

Wearing a baseball cap backwards makes him look so fucking special-needs. Like, more than usual. Like he needs to wear shoes with velcro because shoelaces are too advanced.

 

[grey area]

I don't understand how this nigger isn't on the poverty line. Not so long ago, he was over 80k in the red with no obvious source of income apart from his elder abuse insurance scam and FatBnB, yet they both seem to take multiple vacations a year and live relatively comfortably. I'm also assuming they have a mortgage. Does Niki's family really fork out exorbitant amounts for the love of their daughter or to keep them both the fuck away?

Seeing this pig gallivant around with little to no consequence is another of life's little cruelties.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Stole these from Owen. Note that pats last tweet is marked as probable spam lol. “It hasn’t worked.” Such a drama queen, consequences will never be the same, child.

 

[Something Awful]

"There is no contradiction, stalker"





If there is no contradiction, then clearly there are different factions within the police. One is working to find the truth and save democracy, while another is working with the terrorists.

I almost want to see Rick write that book. They do say, write what you know. But due to his complete lack of introspection it would just be some Threat Level Midnight shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Wearing a baseball cap backwards makes him look so fucking special-needs. Like, more than usual. Like he needs to wear shoes with velcro because shoelaces are too advanced.

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Truth in advertising. After all, the only people too colossally retarded to know wearing a baseball cap backwards makes you look colossally retarded are, in fact, colossal retards.

 

[RollingRock2]

"SWATTing" making false 911 calls is a crime. But in what universe is the Milwaukee PD responding to 911 calls a crime? Fat rick thinks he can wave his magic dialing wand and create laws for his flimsily lolsuit out of fat air.
I wonder how much of his own BS he believes.

 

[whogoesthere]

I wonder how much of his own BS he believes.

All of it. When it changes, he acts as though he always thought that and you are going to prison for ever bringing anything up about him, stalker child.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Right now, everyone believes that fatrick is full of shit and possibly swatting himself. Those police records would surely exonerate him, and that's exactly why the fuzz doesn't want them made public. It would show to everyone how utterly useless the police are and, more importantly, that fat-tits tomlinson has been right all along. And why should these defendants, who have helped torture him, be allowed to keep THEIR privacy?

Whether it's because he feels he must spill everything or because he feels it necessary to oppose anything the police do in this matter, I look forward to ricky "three chins" stridently objecting to this motion. For transparency, for the country, so no one must suffer being fat again. I mean swatting.

 

[RollingRock2]

Fat has been spotted embracing Scottish culture at Dork Con

 

[Picnic_Boy]

If he eats haggis, he won't keep it private. He'll snap a picture of him looking like a frumpy, depressed midwife. His programming demands it.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Truth in advertising. After all, the only people too colossally retarded to know wearing a baseball cap backwards makes you look colossally retarded are, in fact, colossal retards.

Hey! I thought wearing your cap like that was pretty cool back when I was 8 years old.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Hey! I thought wearing your cap like that was pretty cool back when I was 8 years old.

The brain development of a normal 8 year old boy makes them not terribly unlike the drooling retard that is Patrick. The biggest difference is that you weren't a pathological liar and closeted homosexual.

And I bet you were a far better author.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Wearing a baseball cap backwards makes him look so fucking special-needs.

There are only three types of people who wear their baseball cap backwards. Welders, catchers, and cocksuckers.

While I could see Pat totally being a "catcher", I'm not sure that meaning of the word had entered the vernacular when I was first informed of this fact.

George Carlin also put it quite eloquently.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Please oh please God of Ages, please let Fatrick get drawn into the UK troubles situation.

It would be so fucking funny.

 

[FinnSven]

Please oh please God of Ages, please let Fatrick get drawn into the UK troubles situation.

It would be so fucking funny.

A combination of getting chinned by a 10 stone weakling angry incel wannabe skinhead, followed by throwing a glass in angry retaliation only to get a female copper.

Fatrick managing to end up enjoying British prison would be a hilarious turn of events. Especially if he tries to hide in an embassy who refuse him asylum.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Is it wrong to hope he runs into Franco Begbie?