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Bassomatic said:
It's because his weapons aren't practical, and in ways he knows this. It's nearly a fetish for him. He likes the idea he could be powerful and spread terror. When he does neither. He couldn't swing at a Tee mounted ball let alone a living person trying to cause him harm. He wants them loud because the bark is worse than the bite. He doesn't see it's kinda like a yappie dog howling it's little heart out, trying to be scary but really it just starts looking quite puntable.
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Yep. If someone actually invaded his house, I doubt he'd even be able to pick one of the weapons up without shitting himself.
That and he doesn't know us Kiwi assassins all have at least an 8th degree black belt in FukUup.
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Plus Null is secretly Donald Trump, so we have access to the entire US Armed Forces.
 
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Darndirty said:
It's not homicide if you kill a home invader dumbass.
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Actually it is, it's just not the kind called justifiable homicide. As Ambrose Bierce said, there are four different kinds of homicide: felonious, accidental, justifiable, and praiseworthy. Killing a home intruder would (usually) be in the second to last category, and killing Phil would fall into the last even if it also fell into the first.
 
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I bet I could sneak into his house and murder him with his pizza cutter before he even woke up
Dude's assuming we're gonna come through the door, but if we enter through the window in his room we have all that bondage gear to tie him up and gag him with
And not in the fun way
 
m0rnutz said:
Poked around to see if Phil's autism made him use the same username elsewhere.

There was a twitter account, and what I think is his youtube channel(Izzy Hell 666? Skateboarding videos with black metal in the background). He has an Instagram, but that was private.


FPIW wrote an article a couple months back, though, that was sort of interesting to me.
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Yea he does reuse user names, that twitter is doubtful though.
 
It had his pictures(and what looked like some bike lock), and all activity dropped off around 2015, around the time his tumblr went dead because of his "suicide".

This was around the time he had pink hair.
 
The "asking for money" videos and the recent "white menz registry" post is further proof that Phil thinks he can get people to do stuff for him just by demanding, as if he really was the dictator of Spudstan.

And asspatters may actually listen to the squeaking.
 
Well Phil you can't exactly detransition when you haven't transitioned in any way whatsoever.

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Did we ever find out if casa del tardo is rent subsidized?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Mexican people I've met never do it. And definitely not among Puerto Ricans. It's like someone who idolizes Chinese culture trying (and failing) to take on the look of a geisha.
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It's a thing, or at least it was at one point, mostly in the 90s. I've seen a few girls (yes girls, as in teenagers, not grown women) do it, but I have no idea if it was a pre-existing thing or something they were copying from movies. It is still used to denote stereotypical chola characters on movies and TV shows, which is probably how Phil picked it up and came to associate it with Latina culture.

It'd kind of be like copying shit from The Simpson's and assuming its in any way reflective of typical middle class suburban American culture, which its not really, but there are sort of elements there. Just like Chris, Phil has led a very sheltered life, and most of his ideas about culture have been sort of spoon fed to him through TV, movies, music videos, and other forms of pop culture. It gives him a very skewed view of life, and a very unrealistic one.
 
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Phil shaved his eyebrows off because they were "emasculating" and he's too dumb to know that emasculating means the opposite of that. :ow:

a_name_but_backwards said:
Other goody. So I remember people asking about his eyebrows, someone claimed he shaved them because they were manly. I thought that was weird,even for Phil, but here's the proof. I believe this is from 2015.
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There are definitely plenty of chola girls in California that shave their brows and draw them back on still. Those kind of girls would literally kick the shit out of Phil if they knew he was claiming to be one of them though.
 
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Fun fact: you need your eyebrows to direct sweat away from the eyes.

And how the hell can eyebrows be inherently "manly," or "emasculating" in Philish?
 
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