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Did Phil ever want to do something with his life? Autistic or not, I can't imagine any kid wanting to be a crustpunk ogre when they grow up.
 
Ravenor said:
But your right, Phil was the older forgotten child with a younger time consuming special needs sibling
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....wait, wait, wait.... Hang on....

I thought Neal (I think that's his name?) was older than Phil? It still doesn't change much, because he's apparently significantly less functional than Phil. but I distinctly remember Phil being the younger brother who idolized his older, deeply mentally ill, sibling. Some of this came from Footlong, so I dunno how true it night be.

Possibly also true: the older brother lives in a group home and hasn't seen Phil in many years. Older brother had a history of being extremely violent and once tried to kill Phil during one of his weekend trips home.
 
So is Phil pretty much done with Australatina now? He hasn't mentioned it in what feels like weeks, and I'm beginning to wonder if he's (presumably) given up on it like OPL has done with CWCVille.
 
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I thought Neal (I think that's his name?) was older than Phil? It still doesn't change much, because he's apparently significantly less functional than Phil. but I distinctly remember Phil being the younger brother who idolized his older, deeply mentally ill, sibling. Some of this came from Footlong, so I dunno how true it night be.
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Sorry my bad I fucked that one up, I'll go back and fix it.

Axiom said:
Possibly also true: the older brother lives in a group home and hasn't seen Phil in many years. Older brother had a history of being extremely violent and once tried to kill Phil during one of his weekend trips home.
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I think that's the case, I have not found any records of him at any other address than Jackie and then when she moved last time his and her paper trail ends, I have got a suspicion that jackie has changed her surname as to what I'm not sure but her records just stop as does Neils - So he's either in a group home (and would explain part of Phil's aversion to them) and they havent saw the need to register him for anything that would show up on the public records (most likely), or the least likely option is she changed his name as well.

The thing is Phil knows I am digging into his family background so is a little tight lipped on subject around his family, unless it's Angelo and your willing to listen to the same old tierd shit again and again.
 
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Debrotherized Luigi said:
So is Phil pretty much done with Australatina now? He hasn't mentioned it in what feels like weeks, and I'm beginning to wonder if he's (presumably) given up on it like OPL has done with CWCVille.
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He's just upset because Trump made some shady deals with the Australatinan government in the run-up to the election.
 
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So, Phil hasn't posted anything in a few days. Is he in jail because of death threats to our new God Emperor? Suicide after getting news of his review? Bouncing and squeaking so hard that he can't hold his phone?
 
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Positron said:
I'm not aware that Phil has said boy bands (e.g. Hanson) are "communist music"; the only reference to "communist music" he made was when he was motel-hopping with Thomas, where they "listened to Mexican communist rap" (I'm not aware that such a genre exists). Still, it is hardly surprising if he indeed associated communism with boy bands: as far as Phil is concerned communism is just that Mao-suit wearing boy-girl thing in Hetalia.
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What's hilarious to me is that Hetalia doesn't even delve into Communism that much, at least from what I remember. It's mostly stereotypes stereotyping each other and then occasionally baiting the fangirls. And if I remember the nations themselves don't actually have a political affiliation? Like, their citizens mostly influence that kinda stuff for them? I think I remember a line or two about that somewhere. Or maybe I'm mixing fanon with canon, but I DO remember it was the fandom who, as always, goes whole hog with it (with sometimes often disastrous results; see most anything related to a national disaster...especially 9/11. Oh god. The 9/11 fic.)
 
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Phil must be roney at night.

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Mmm congratulations, I guess?
 
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Here's a very random thought. When I read this subforum on my phone it shortens the title to "C.I.S Case on El P". I was hoping for some info on RTJ3, but instead it's all about some fat potato man baby.
 
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He's gained that much weight? I know he's not leaving his apartment unless he absolutely has to, but that's a ridiculous gain in such a short amount of time. Guess I'd be packing on pounds, too, if my diet consisted almost exclusively of cheese and pizza with no exercise.
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He's eating for two......tugboats now.
 
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So I guess the spudbux review passed without incident?

Erubetie said:
Guess I'd be packing on pounds, too, if my diet consisted almost exclusively of cheese and pizza with no exercise.
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And he no longer has to lug the Camping Backpack Of Fail around.
 
His home security planning drives me crazy.

Yes, paint your weapons bright colors and display them so you can have them used on you in your sleep. Definitely post exact pictures, locations, and descriptions of all weapons as well...

I'm surprised none of his ass patters have even suggested being more secretive.
 
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His home security planning drives me crazy.

Yes, paint your weapons bright colors and display them so you can have them used on you in your sleep. Definitely post exact pictures, locations, and descriptions of all weapons as well...

I'm surprised none of his ass patters have even suggested being more secretive.
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It's because his weapons aren't practical, and in ways he knows this. It's nearly a fetish for him. He likes the idea he could be powerful and spread terror. When he does neither. He couldn't swing at a Tee mounted ball let alone a living person trying to cause him harm. He wants them loud because the bark is worse than the bite. He doesn't see it's kinda like a yappie dog howling it's little heart out, trying to be scary but really it just starts looking quite puntable.

That and he doesn't know us Kiwi assassins all have at least an 8th degree black belt in FukUup.
 
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