Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[ToroidalBoat]

I guess this means Phil sightings will be more rare. Which also means the public is less exposed to whatever he's carrying.

What about tattoos? Does he still go out to get those?

 

[Positron]

I guess this means Phil sightings will be more rare. Which also means the public is less exposed to whatever he's carrying.

The apartment won't last long.

What about tattoos? Does he still go out to get those?

Right now he's begging for money to see Sonju again.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Do they already pay their rent late this time and is Jon on the lease yet?

Yes and no is my guesses respectively . . .

 

[m0rnutz]

I just realized that Phil's eyebrows aren't eyebrows. They aren't even penciled in or drawn.

He fucking has tattoos for eyebrows.

 

[Ravenor]

What about tattoos? Does he still go out to get those?

He wants them but money is more than a little tight for him now, I wouldn't be shocked to find out in the next few months that he's tried or at least considering trying to do his own.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He wants them but money is more than a little tight for him now

Since tattoos are "anti-suicide therapy" and practically a drug to him at this point, he's probably going through some kind of withdrawal symptoms.

 

[Ravenor]

Since tattoos are "anti-suicide therapy" and practically a drug to him at this point, he's probably going through some kind of withdrawal symptoms.

He's squeaking about it certainly, To him tattoos are his way of acting like a teenager that never takes off a T-Shirt from their favorite band because EVERYBODY must know and associate him with that idea.

 

[Mogambo]

Is anyone else surprised he hasn't posted anything about Día de Muertos or November being American Indian Heritage Month? Or did I just miss that? I'm guessing Phil can't remember when he is trying to be a true and honest translatinx or indigenous or whatever the tuck other identities he makes up.

 

[Adamska]

Is anyone else surprised he hasn't posted anything about Día de Muertos or November being American Indian Heritage Month? Or did I just miss that? I'm guessing Phil can't remember when he is trying to be a true and honest translatinx or indigenous or whatever the tuck other identities he makes up.

Oh, he'll remember when he notices retarded posts from his contacts about it... eventually. Whether or not he decides to pretend to be Taino or Nahuatl won't matter too much, since he'll still pretend to be Speedy Gonzales since that's all he knows about the brown folk down south.

 

[Sanshain]

Phil actually managing to secure a genuine place of residency came as a surprise to a lot of forum-goers. However, he quickly established that despite his good fortune in getting an apartment despite his innumerable personal deficiencies, he has no intention of changing his behavioral routines to better fit into his new situation. It therefore seems only a matter of time before he finds himself forced to sleep under a bridge again.

With this in mind, how do you think Phil will find himself homeless again? I'd say its a tossup between 'failure to pay rent' and 'burning the place down with barely-functional Goodwill scrap.'

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

He'll fail to pay rent but will abuse some law in favor of tenants to stay without rent until a legal eviction order is produced.

I don't know how long that will take but in some states it is actually a lot of time and work to legally evict someone.

 

[VortekPMD]

He will harass the tenants and cuss out the landlord online while claiming transmisogyny and rape...and blame it on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Forfeited after he is arrested for clubbing Toren to death with the tranny bat because he spilled something on one of the map tables.

 

[Ruin]

As of now his apartment costs about 120% of what he receives from the government for being a r3tard and unless his troon girlfriend is pitching in or the apartment is subsidized somehow he'll fail to pay and be evicted.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Well I voted the obvious eviction for failure to pay but;

Forfeited after he is arrested for clubbing Toren to death with the tranny bat because he spilled something on one of the map tables.

Holy shit, let me order my own popcorn machine now so I'll be ready in this case! And if there's any sense of justified irony left in the world, ADF, being the homeless man's CWC, will burn down the apartment by using a damaged (stolen) extension cord ran to the bathroom wall socket to start up his stolen coffee brewer from the same Goodwill donation pile he acquired his microwave from.

 

[AnOminous]

With this in mind, how do you think Phil will find himself homeless again? I'd say its a tossup between 'failure to pay rent' and 'burning the place down with barely-functional Goodwill scrap.'

If he actually has a drama troon as a roommate, one of them tards out on the other in a way that, being a drama troon, he can go get a restraining order against the other and effectively evict him, and then can't afford the rent any more and gets evicted.

This is assuming these troons ever pay rent again at all other than whatever they paid to move in in the first place.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How does Phil remember the past? It's probably a blur to him.

 

[Positron]

How does Phil remember the past? It's probably a blur to him.

He does not; he makes shit up as he goes and changes his stories according to the reaction of his "audience".

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I have a question that occurred to me on another thread, but I didn't want to derail it, so I'll ask it here. Phil claims that he had an orchiectomy, which we know to be a lie. So what would happen if he developed testicular cancer? Would he hide it to maintain the lie, or expose the lie for the sake of asspats.

 

[Positron]

He'll claim this is ovarian cancer. #ListenAndBelieve