Twitter is abuzz with how the dps checks aren't hard
I've had the misfortune of seeing MrFaggy being smug about the DPS checks in
this video (where he manages to turn 30 seconds of content into 18 mintues of brain diarrhea, but that's par for the course, I guess), and hearing this dipshit be smug about how he cleared M4 with 50-something seconds to spare (likely using full pentamelded gear, voice comms, with people who at least know what buttons to press) is pissing me off more than it really should. Sure, 50 seconds is probably a bit much, but really, what would be the goal of tightening the DPS check to, what, 5 seconds? On the first Savage tier of an expansion, too.
zoomers have never seen a clock before, which is why clock positions are so hard for these people to figure out
Good news, M2S has some clockspot mechs right at the end of the fight, along with timed explosions, so not only do zoomers better learn WTF a clock is, but also what a timer is (they really can't, it seems). Better hope they at least have good reflexes, because bees are the real menace. People whining about the DPS checks should try to clear this in PF (not the "me, my 6 friends, and a rando with 99% median parses"), because between boss healing on mech fail and the bees, this fight is a treat (still fun, though).
