Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Large Rodent]

Sir Rekieta states that consenting to such a release would make him look irresponsible in the eyes of the court

Of course, because THAT would be the most irresponsible thing he's done within the eyes of the public lately.

His logic is truly incomprehensible. I must be too low IQ to understand such complex reasonings.

 

[Ricardo Canitrot]

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Hear ye, hear ye. It is the 4th day of August in year 2024 since the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. I have been contacted by King Balldo through a series of ropes and pulleys and given a missive. In accordance with the Unspoken Agreement, the body of such missive will be presented as accurately as possible without direct copies, thereby granting the benefit of a doubt that I am simply making this all up.

Sir Rekieta finds it necessary to impart the following upon the undeserving and unwashed masses.

• Sir Rekieta dearly wishes the footage may be made available, however, due to the court order in the CHIPS case, as a result of a request he filed himself, discovery is sealed.
• Sir Rekieta states that consenting to such a release would make him look irresponsible in the eyes of the court, revealing intimates of his home for the benefit of only an evil doxing website, which the court would not find amusing.
• Sir Rekieta would like to point out that I 'fled the country for unknown reasons', and that the Kiwi Farms is a bunch of 'loli avatars', which makes us even less deserving of seeing the divine footage. I will allow the absurdity of such a statement sit as it is.
• Sir Rekieta would like to inform everyone that they are retarded and that the children will be returned (though I think almost immediately into the thread, people with hands on experience working for state CPS have said that children almost always are returned the homes barring extraordinary abuse cases, because a household must be a true horror show to be worse than 'the system', and I also don't really think the prevailing winds of the thread have been against him ever having custody again, especially supervised custody).

HEREBY ENTERED INTO RECORD.

how dare a private citizen not wanting his arrest video plastered all over the internet. are you retarded? how can a 138 iq mastermind not realize that fucking around with that can get you and the site on hot waters?

 

[Null]

how dare a private citizen not wanting his arrest video plastered all over the internet. are you retarded? how can a 138 iq mastermind not realize that fucking around with that can get you and the site on hot waters?

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

 

[Gulls on Film]

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Hear ye, hear ye. It is the 4th day of August in year 2024 since the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. I have been contacted by King Balldo through a series of ropes and pulleys and given a missive. In accordance with the Unspoken Agreement, the body of such missive will be presented as accurately as possible without direct copies, thereby granting the benefit of a doubt that I am simply making this all up.

Sir Rekieta finds it necessary to impart the following upon the undeserving and unwashed masses.

• Sir Rekieta dearly wishes the footage may be made available, however, due to the court order in the CHIPS case, as a result of a request he filed himself, discovery is sealed.
• Sir Rekieta states that consenting to such a release would make him look irresponsible in the eyes of the court, revealing intimates of his home for the benefit of only an evil doxing website, which the court would not find amusing.
• Sir Rekieta would like to point out that I 'fled the country for unknown reasons', and that the Kiwi Farms is a bunch of 'loli avatars', which makes us even less deserving of seeing the divine footage. I will allow the absurdity of such a statement sit as it is.
• Sir Rekieta would like to inform everyone that they are retarded and that the children will be returned (though I think almost immediately into the thread, people with hands on experience working for state CPS have said that children almost always are returned the homes barring extraordinary abuse cases, because a household must be a true horror show to be worse than 'the system', and I also don't really think the prevailing winds of the thread have been against him ever having custody again, especially supervised custody).

HEREBY ENTERED INTO RECORD.

Well, at least we know he finally took a shower.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

For those keeping track, the protective order for discovery in the CHIPS case was agreed jointly between the parties, although the court would be the one to issue the order.



This is separate from the later request he made for the court to seal the ordinarily public records, which would require a finding of exceptional circumstances by the court, and Nick wanting the records to be sealed so the truth couldn't contradict the lies he tells on his show does not sound like a relevant exceptional circumstance. Maybe he got lucky though.

It is also worth noting that the body cam footage was provided as discovery to Nick/Kayla in their SEPARATE CRIMINAL CASE (see quoted post below), though possibly also duplicated in the CHIPS case, who knows:

It appears that Nick is going to pretend that the protective order for discovery in the custody case prevents him from signing a release to have the county release evidence provided to him in the separate criminal case against him to the public.

 

[Ricardo Canitrot]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Null: bloo bloo i cant do ANYTHING to stop the Greer case, the entire US legal system is againste me.
Also Null: I HAVE to get this methhead loser arrest videocam for some important life changing reason.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Rekieta has unlocked Poe's Law achievement level.

 

[Hackerzine]

I absolutely love the cope, retarded goal of Kayla and Nick. They clearly thought that they had found a sick, cool loophole where if they just moved the grandparents in, they could have their kids back. Even the two houses solution is fucking bullshit, the social worker was trying to explain that the Rekieta's could not have access to the house while the kids were sleeping. They would have to change all the locks, at minimum, and even then they would have to come up with a solution to keep the kids from sneaking out cause they miss their parents. They are asking the state to "Trust me, bro" that they won't have unsupervised access, pinky promise.

 

[owed to joy]

Of course, because THAT would be the most irresponsible thing he's done within the eyes of the public lately.

His logic is truly incomprehensible. I must be too low IQ to understand such complex reasonings.

Lol. It would actually make the state look irresponsible & vindictive if he publicly disproved what they publicly claimed about his home. It might make him appear  defiant to insist on bodycam release, but he's doing a great job looking petulant and defiant already. Why does this faggot reach out randomly with paragraphs on paragraphs to say nothing.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Null: bloo bloo i cant do ANYTHING to stop the Greer case, the entire US legal system is againste me.
Also Null: I HAVE to get this methhead loser arrest videocam for some important life changing reason.

seethe cynthia seethe

 

[Peace Through Power]

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Hear ye, hear ye. It is the 4th day of August in year 2024 since the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. I have been contacted by King Balldo through a series of ropes and pulleys and given a missive. In accordance with the Unspoken Agreement, the body of such missive will be presented as accurately as possible without direct copies, thereby granting the benefit of a doubt that I am simply making this all up.

Sir Rekieta finds it necessary to impart the following upon the undeserving and unwashed masses.

• Sir Rekieta dearly wishes the footage may be made available, however, due to the court order in the CHIPS case, as a result of a request he filed himself, discovery is sealed.
• Sir Rekieta states that consenting to such a release would make him look irresponsible in the eyes of the court, revealing intimates of his home for the benefit of only an evil doxing website, which the court would not find amusing.
• Sir Rekieta would like to point out that I 'fled the country for unknown reasons', and that the Kiwi Farms is a bunch of 'loli avatars', which makes us even less deserving of seeing the divine footage. I will allow the absurdity of such a statement sit as it is.
• Sir Rekieta would like to inform everyone that they are retarded and that the children will be returned (though I think almost immediately into the thread, people with hands on experience working for state CPS have said that children almost always are returned the homes barring extraordinary abuse cases, because a household must be a true horror show to be worse than 'the system', and I also don't really think the prevailing winds of the thread have been against him ever having custody again, especially supervised custody).

HEREBY ENTERED INTO RECORD.

Can you send him this reply and picture

Sorry Rekieta fag, life doesn't work out the way you pretend it does

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Doesn’t he need to work in the big house? How could he move out?

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

• Sir Rekieta would like to point out that I 'fled the country for unknown reasons', and that the Kiwi Farms is a bunch of 'loli avatars', which makes us even less deserving of seeing the divine footage. I will allow the absurdity of such a statement sit as it is.

I'm pretty sure that's defamation, someone needs to get a Real Lawyer like Barns on the phone just to confirm. LMFAO

 

[Hackerzine]

Doesn’t he need to work in the big house? How could he move out?

Ms. Sweep also notes in the transcript that the original house couldn't be licensed because the house they were removed from can't be the house they are licensed to. So the kids would have to move into the other house (April would probably have to move into the big house as well), which might be an even bigger slap in the face. "No honey, you can't go home and see mommy without me but you can look at your house down the block"

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Sir Rekieta dearly wishes the footage may be made available, however, due to the court order in the CHIPS case, as a result of a request he filed himself, discovery is sealed.

Nicks a lawyer. Nick releasing the version the state gave him in discovery might be an issue.

Signing and authorizing a public records request is not discovery. The state provided him unredacted, complete video as discovery. No one is asking for the discovery version and records released through the public records request process is not discovery.

He's lying. Again.

 

[IDF]

If we ignore insane theories such as the cops planting everything or Eric July using black magic to transubstantiate cocaine into Balldo's bedroom, that's the right call.

Uhhh, it's called it's called Hoodoo, not "black magic" (whatever that is) and I think you better check your privilege.

 

[zyclonPD]

Sir Rekieta would like to point out that I 'fled the country for unknown reasons', and that the Kiwi Farms is a bunch of 'loli avatars', which makes us even less deserving of seeing the divine footage. I will allow the absurdity of such a statement sit as it is.

Would Sir Rekieta like his years of Weebwars drug up and the "loli avatars" he openly consorted with and endorsed laid bare in excruciating detail? Do we need to have a montage of his "balls or no balls" and pedophile bait anime he's admitted to watching?

 

[Pelican Bones]

Lol I thought it was strange Nick brought up bleach in his Chrissie Mayr interview. It seemed odd and a bit of a stretch to try to make a point with.

I guess this explains it.

 

[RotPockets]

Transcribed below for people who struggle with the potato quality. Names of the kids are censored.

I made a plain text document and pdf of your post if anyone wants a local copy.

 

[owed to joy]

Ms. Sweep also notes in the transcript that the original house couldn't be licensed because the house they were removed from can't be the house they are licensed to. So the kids would have to move into the other house (April would probably have to move into the big house as well), which might be an even bigger slap in the face. "No honey, you can't go home and see mommy without me but you can look at your house down the block"View attachment 6271444View attachment 6271446

I don't know how April stays if the kids return home, legally or practically. Especially if the grandparents move in too. But I'm sure Nick's not too worried about appearing responsible when it comes to evicting his pay-as-you-go girlfriend experience. Won't be surprised if he fights it tooth & nail on the grounds that she's in danger for her life because her estranged husband fucked his wife and etc etc etc.