Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

Coward cog too poor to afford a bus ticket to protect his country
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Cog is beyond fuckign stupid, this rioting stuff would be a license to print money, he could stream the live streams and offer little bits of knowledge about the areas. His fat poowife could offer some commentary as well, offer some street shitter insight. but nah, he's gonna argue with dickheads on twitter and stream stupid bullshit.
 
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Sammich said:
Cog is beyond fuckign stupid, this rioting stuff would be a license to print money, he could stream the live streams and offer little bits of knowledge about the areas. His fat poowife could offer some commentary as well, offer some street shitter insight. but nah, he's gonna argue with dickheads on twitter and stream stupid bullshit.
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Correction: it would be a loicence to print money.
 
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Sammich said:
Cog is beyond fuckign stupid, this rioting stuff would be a license to print money, he could stream the live streams and offer little bits of knowledge about the areas. His fat poowife could offer some commentary as well, offer some street shitter insight. but nah, he's gonna argue with dickheads on twitter and stream stupid bullshit.
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Yeah, he can get people watching, but they're immediately turned off by the constant distractions and interruptions. This show is only watchable to the 5-8 people who just love watching him drink coffee and eat food.
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Today's second stream isn't going much better than the first. $7 of this was from this morning.
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Yeah, he can get people watching, but they're immediately turned off by the constant distractions and interruptions. This show is only watchable to the 5-8 people who just love watching him drink coffee and eat food.
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Today's second stream isn't going much better than the first. $7 of this was from this morning.
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Lol so cogs paypigs literally were pedos that ran away And 1 normal guy who left? I check to see. Even on payday his pigs ain't coming in.
 
It's strange he's too stupid to profit off of any of the happenings around him. He brought up KC and DSP, but didn't dip his toes in and make money off of it. It's free. There's riots, that's free money too. Too soft upstairs. All he has to do is make a couple quick shorts glazing DSP, and when DSP finds out he'll speak well of Cog also because DSP is just that easy/free.
 
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Si vis pacem para bellum said:
It's strange he's too stupid to profit off of any of the happenings around him. He brought up KC and DSP, but didn't dip his toes in and make money off of it. It's free. There's riots, that's free money too. Too soft upstairs. All he has to do is make a couple quick shorts glazing DSP, and when DSP finds out he'll speak well of Cog also because DSP is just that easy/free.
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he's been doing this for damn near a decade, outside of a few peaks here and there, he's never had more than a couple hundred watching him. He's just.. not good at streaming.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
Yeah, he can get people watching, but they're immediately turned off by the constant distractions and interruptions. This show is only watchable to the 5-8 people who just love watching him drink coffee and eat food.
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He'll make better money stocking shelves or flipping burgers. What a pathetic existence.
 
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He should just take part tbh. Imagine all the cheap swag he could get his hooves on.

Drip would be sick Cauwg
 
It's gamer time with Cog!
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