Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Justa Grata Honoria]

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@Justa Grata Honoria please say it was a misclick

its sarcasam? or I am wrong?

now i read his sother replies lol faggot mad

 

[Fapcop]

He's a control freak and the smartest guy in every room, so being a defendant in a criminal jury trial is possibly the most unbearable situation imaginable. Plus, he has no defense that any jury would possibly buy. If the drugs don't get suppressed for a bad warrant (they won't), then he's taking a plea. If he goes to trial, then he's legitimately insane.

The thing is: Nick legit thinks he’s a world class bullshitter. (He’s also likely high off coke and investing in the priciest wizzinator urine tester fake dick money can get.)

I could totally see him, against the advice of his lawyer, take it to trial because he’s convinced the jury will buy an über retarded: “Sure there was coke. I have no idea how it got there, and the state didn’t prove that I put it there. You must acquit!”-argument.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

They test for fake piss now. I've witnessed too many salesmen get violated using it. "They have a money back guarantee" My response: "Do they offer to do the time as a guarantee?"

You are better off trying to game it by going clean for a bit and trying to pee it out of your system via the method I mentioned. Just drink pedialyte, take a diuretic, and take a walk or use a sauna.

 

[Lubby Smith]

I think you have it backward. In a deferred adjudication, he pleads guilty and admits he committed the crime. He eats the felony. The judge then defers the sentencing with the possibility that it's dismissed in a few years. But for the prosecutor, it's a guilty felony conviction.

Importantly, Rekieta admits his guilt in open court.

An Alford plea is that he doesn't admit guilt. It's much rarer. He is much less likely to get an Alford plea after antagonizing the prosecutor and accusing them of crimes. The prosecutor is going to require he admit guilt and be unable to assert innocence in the future and that happens with a deferred adjudication plea.

An alford plea would also allow him to appeal. Deferred adjudication plea removes appeals. Barnes getting an Alford plea would be amazing. Deferred adjudication after guilty plea is much more likely to be offered.

A deferred adjudication does mean admitting guilt in open court but the conviction isn't entered, and if you complete probation or whatever then it gets dismissed with no conviction. Only if the person violates probation does a deferred adjudication result in a conviction.

Alford pleas aren't some kind of sweetheart deal. They make sense in a few particular circumstances. Deferred adjudications are a get-out-of-a-felony-conviction-by-doing -probation card. So I guess it depends on priorities, but for most people admitting guilt without becoming a convicted felon is better than becoming a convicted felon who kept his ability to maintain innocence.

Also, you can't appeal nonjurisdictional defects (illegal searches and such) on a deferred adjudication or an Alford plea. Only appeals from convictions at trial and conditional pleas (Minnesota's version is named after some case) let you appeal those issues.

 

[northstar747]

when will nick sell the mustang?

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Lmao nick thinks he can lawyer his way out of this, shame nick is a non practicing lawyer eh.

It's amazing how quick nick is seething at the Karen farms now it's him in the spotlight, yet for a long time he liked the farms.

Cocaine is a helluva drug! I can't understand how anyone can watch nick without getting genuinely mati.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

when will nick sell the mustang?

He already wrecked it. It's not worth anywhere near what he still owes.

 

[HackerX]

I don't know why the midwit thinks he can control the narrative on the Internet. Even major world governments can't do that effectively, yet somehow Nick thinks he's better than that. He's especially dumb to try directly lying to Null, who has access to a practicing lawyer and a reputation for publicly shaming retards online.

Also, I should be thankful I can't understand his drug-ravaged brain, but I don't get what he's actually going for with his public image. Balldo wants to pretend to be wholesome, that he didn't do drugs or swing. But at the same time he admits to going to "crazy parties", using sex toys, being a drunkard, streams half-naked, and takes his wife and side-whore out to a tattoo festival dressed like skanks.

Even if I didn't known he was cucked by Aaron and caught with a bunch of coke, I still wouldn't look at him and think heckin' wholesome Christian family man. Especially after all the blasphemy streaming.

No, you don't get it. You don't have all the details, but he does. It's all just a big misunderstanding.He can't share those details due to his ongoing legal battle(s), but Nick is actually a good boy who dindu nuffin and if he were to think about it, it's actually YOU who is the retard

Nick was trying to say that the art piece was the explanation for the loose ammunition found in his room, because said ammunition was part of said art piece.
He's really thinking he's winning because he has an explanation for the ammunition, and not the fucking cocaine, which he now is of the opinion he "doesn't believe necessarily was in his house".

The cocaine that was literally in a safe in the room he admitted he sleeps in.

I don't even think he thinks he's winning, because he always acts so pissy when the facts are contradicting his words. I'm not even sure what final outcome he's hoping to achieve, unless he truly believes reality will contort to his ramblings.

Nick would enjoy prison. He’d be the prison bitch lawyer and everyone would come to him to rape him because he’s too much of a stick to fight back because he could help them with their cases.

Absolutely. It'd be a throwback to his weebwars days, where he could espouse his wisdom to the unwashed masses.

 

[Chibitzen]

Totally not reading his thread and totally not seethe watching any of the streams about him because he's entirely too busy.

He's been Kiwi-captured. He has multiple legal cases going on and his "job" currently is to respond to our musings about said cases of national importance. It's not that more important matters are going on elsewhere, which used to be his focus. No, his life must take precedence over all other things and we must have the "right" information at all times and stop speculating over this dipshit at once! Indeed, the Internet has diseased his brain and he doesn't see his life clearly without its invaluable feedback.

What feedback triggers him the most, I wonder? Does he have nightmares of Loli avatars making fun of him? Do they remind him at all of his own children? And the hyper-sexualized charged environment that he's slowly been introducing them to? He said it himself, he thinks his children could do with knowing about he and Kayla's private activities... honestly, the more he quibbles, the more he gives himself away. It's now incredibly obvious why he'd never succeed as a lawyer. Arguing with your boomer parents and randos online doesn't count, Nick, you faggot.

 

[BathTubShine]

when will nick sell the mustang?

lol, he could always sell the Navigator for some "rock"-money, since he will never need to ride the DamnKids(TM) anywhere ever again.

Cheers Baldo! Glad to see your cases are still going super well! Show those FUNNY and WEIRD incel prudes of the state that you did nothing wrong, you did everything right! The gubermint is out to get your hoodass fo no reason.
Just 2 MORE WEEKS and the kids will be back home, right! Right? Oh noo Baldobros.....

 

[Train Operator]

when will nick sell the mustang?

real question is when will he wrap it around a tree?

 

[Fapcop]

You are better off trying to game it by going clean for a bit and trying to pee it out of your system via the method I mentioned. Just drink pedialyte, take a diuretic, and take a walk or use a sauna.

Gee, I wonder if there’s a reason Nick is insisting on submitting his own urine tests and doesn’t want to get follicle tested?

(That’s my impression anyways. Could be wrong. This thread updates so fast it’s impossible to keep track if you just check it occasionally for April/Kayla’s nudes like me.)

 

[ThePhoenix]

My money is on the faggot fucking over April / April realising she is about to be the scapegoat and fucking Nick over.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Prison would be perfect for Nick because he'd be sharing a cell with at least one other person that would have no choice but to listen to his stand-up all day.
A literal captive audience.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know how April stays if the kids return home, legally or practically.

I can’t imagine how much those kids already resent the fuck out of her. Children need and want stability, not their parents’ druggie friends and sex partners moving in. Having her in court that day was another slap in the face to the children, making clear that their wants and needs are not the priority.

 

[Not Who You Think]

The documents state both children were on methylphenidate (Ritalin/Concerta)...

Methylphenidate is prescribed for ADHD and narcolepsy... comes in both instant release and extended release, but interestingly, even its extended release is shorter than lisdexamfetamine (6-12 vs 10-14 hours).

...Methylphenidate, on the other hand, takes effect almost right away, making it more prone to abuse.

Regardless, when there is a parent who is addicted to stimulants (like Nick), and they have a child is prescribed a stimulant (like two of Nick’s kids), there is zero chance that parent is not taking at least some, if not all, of their child’s meds for themselves.

I am admittedly unfamiliar with medicines in general. Sounds like this medicine would do in a pinch if their stimulant supply ran low and Nick couldn't do a midnight run due to money/time constraints.

Does methylphenidate come in a variety of colors, say, brown for example?

 

[repentance]

This guy is loaded with a trust fund and has his grandparents, his GRANDPARENTS, clean his house. By all means I’m not rich but I still have a professional service come out and do work on the carpet at least once a year. I’d be loathe to call my parents, much less my fucking grandparents whom I dearly love and want nothing more for them to enjoy their lives to come by and clean my shit.

Holy fuck.

It was his and Kayla's parents who cleaned the house. No-one has been raising Louis and Peaches from the dead.

 

[Tiger Jack]

My money is on the faggot fucking over April / April realising she is about to be the scapegoat and fucking Nick over.

My money is on April and Kayla having some kind of falling out that will make their current situation untenable. Trying to keep wife and sidepiece happy simultaneously usually doesn't work out long-term. Nick will eventually be forced into a situation where he'll have to choose between them and he'll be screwed either way.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick will eventually be forced into a situation where he'll have to choose between them and he'll be screwed either way.

Lord help him if they were ever to get sane enough to realize he’s triangulating and they should join forces against him. (Spoiler alert: They won’t, because they’re dumb whores. Nick would never get involved with an intelligent woman. He needs stupid and gullible with daddy issues to retain control.)

 

[MadStan]

The thing is: Nick legit thinks he’s a world class bullshitter. (He’s also likely high off coke and investing in the priciest wizzinator urine tester fake dick money can get.)

I could totally see him, against the advice of his lawyer, take it to trial because he’s convinced the jury will buy an über retarded: “Sure there was coke. I have no idea how it got there, and the state didn’t prove that I put it there. You must acquit!”-argument.

His moment will come, as the trial comes near and his lawyer sits him down and tells him the God's truth to plead out or lose badly.



"But when you got 1.3 million undeclared dollars staring into a videotape camera, honey baby, it's hard to convince a jury you found it in a taxicab"