Paris 2024 Olympics shenanigans - The most multicultural Olympics ever.

[STARS158]

So I'm guessing the shooting competition is the only thing people give a shit about

If you are checking the typical news sites theres the standard thirsting (thirstying)??

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

More river swimming nightmares:

Belgium withdraws from mixed relay triathlon after athlete who swam in Seine River falls ill​

(It's a link to the thread here)

 

[AnOminous]

More river swimming nightmares:

Belgium withdraws from mixed relay triathlon after athlete who swam in Seine River falls ill​

(It's a link to the thread here)

This shit is hilarious. The French are such absolute scum. The entire country should be glassed. Making athletes eat rabbit food, making them swim in the open sewer that is the Seine, giving men medals for beating up women.

What an absolute shithole of a country. It's like they're trying to dislodge the UK as the most cucked country on the planet while the UK itself actually seems to be waking up.

 

[Miss Dindu]

When France behaves like a piece of shit, I expect it, but when a bunch of autists in here look at that boxer and think that thing is even intersexed, I think many of you need to go back to Tranny sideshows and do a little studying of spot the clearly masculine features.

Just in case the obvious chub wasn't making it clear enough.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

So a new thing this Olympics is surfing is now included, and apparently it's a mess.
You're at the complete mercy of the weather, and even on a good day they spend 7,5 hours just finishing a heat.
I have no idea which moron decided this was a good idea

It started already in Tokyo 2020.

And I don't complain because this is a sport we're good at.

Thing is, waiting for good waves is a thing for the surfers, so it's not something that's technically a disaster for them. Knowing how to catch a good one is a thing they must know how to do.

As I kinda follow this thing because we're still competing, so far looks like all of it it's fine, but that's because they're not at the Olympic Village, but on a cruise. I think they're the only ones having a good time while everybody else is vomiting, eating badly, and in danger to be blown up by jihadists at any time.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Don't see her mentioned anywhere.

That picture is amazing, literally looks like a random couple taking a picture with props.

 

[George Lucas]

So a new thing this Olympics is surfing is now included, and apparently it's a mess.
You're at the complete mercy of the weather, and even on a good day they spend 7,5 hours just finishing a heat.
I have no idea which moron decided this was a good idea

The weather is part of the sport. Not everything needs to be sterilized.

 

[STARS158]

You can get abs like that just from marathon walking!?! I gotta start walking more

 

[Übertroon]

The weather is part of the sport. Not everything needs to be sterilized.

No other olympic sport can end up being a complete wash because the weather refuses to cooperate for a week, and it's not exactly impressive when performance can be entirely decided by how lucky the athlete gets with the waves that particular day.

 

[Oliver Onions]

do not curse me gypsy!!!

"I curse you...trooner."

The weather is part of the sport. Not everything needs to be sterilized.

Kind of different when you cannot do the sport at all without specific weather conditions.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

This must have been said a thousand times before I’m writing it here, but sci-fi writers in the early 20th Century were imagining the future and how male and female would mean less and less, blending of the sexes, but in a shiny, tinfoil utopian way.

The 2024 Paris Olympics have given us ‘Troo’ H.G Wells’ The Time Machine, Morlocks running wild.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

This must have been said a thousand times before I’m writing it here, but sci-fi writers in the early 20th Century were imagining the future and how male and female would mean less and less, blending of the sexes, but in a shiny, tinfoil utopian way.

The 2024 Paris Olympics have given us ‘Troo’ H.G Wells’ The Time Machine, Morlocks running wild.

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well yeah, the moral intent of the morlocks was to warn against a society that becomes too reliant on barbarian labor treated like shit (lol) because if you can't do anything for yourself, you have no defense against the barbarians. just look at the state of western european nations importing muslims by the cruiseload so that they can have cheap labor for the rich faggots at the top and tell me it's not building a morlockian underclass that will, one day (sooner than later inshallah) will rise up to eat the eloi-style elite.

 

[Sceaux_lair]

No other olympic sport can end up being a complete wash because the weather refuses to cooperate for a week, and it's not exactly impressive when performance can be entirely decided by how lucky the athlete gets with the waves that particular day.

Sailing and boat-racing? They are recognized by the IOC so they are also Olympic sports per definition. Now you can argue that's it's lame and that it shouldn't be part of the sports for the Olympics, it's another matter.

 

[STARS158]

More Olympians getting sick due to river
I assume the immigrants have just been shitting in the river the last 10 years

 

[Terfmaster9000]

You can get abs like that just from marathon walking!?! I gotta start walking more

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Abs are made in the kitchen. You can't outrun (nor outwalk) a bad diet. If you want visible abs you need to lower your body fat, simple as.

 

[clipartfan92]

Is this an Algerian team thing, or generalized across all competing countries?

“Honestly, I don’t follow social media,” she said. “There is a mental health team that doesn’t let us follow social media, especially in the Olympic Games, whether me or other athletes. I’m here to compete and get a good result.”

source

 

[Hooked on phobics]

What are scuba divers doing on a volleyball court?

I feel like a fucking retard, because despite the various reactions I got, I was actually asking this 100% honestly, just to find those scuba suits were ACTUALLY uniforms. What the fuck.

 

[Otterly]

So a new thing this Olympics is surfing is now included, and apparently it's a mess.
You're at the complete mercy of the weather, and even on a good day they spend 7,5 hours just finishing a heat.
I have no idea which moron decided this was a good idea

Im lucky enough to have been to various bits of Tahiti not once but twice, and it’s absolutely bloody gorgeous. I wasn’t aware it was a great surfing destination though. I’m sure the disappointment at crap waves will be ameliorated by a. A free trip to Tahiti and b. Not being in Paris. They’ll be fine.

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

You can get abs like that just from marathon walking!?! I gotta start walking more

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Who's that?

More Olympians getting sick due to river
I assume the immigrants have just been shitting in the river the last 10 years

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France is basically India at this point, with street vendors and polluted rivers included

 

[oh no its pipkun]

You can get abs like that just from marathon walking!?! I gotta start walking more

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you lose a lot of muscle mass doing endurance cardio shit. so it's a trade off.