Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[lonahte]

@nukebot does this bring back any memories?

 

[nukebot]

@nukebot does this bring back any memories?
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Flashbacks, yes, not being allowed to wear his "Top Hat" for anything in the yearbook. 2004 was when he started harassing the furry website owner for NSFW art only to be shot down over his age.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

What exactly makes people flock to this guy or value his opinions? How did he get big?

Basically he did grunt work at blizzard (QA, presumably manual QA by the wage he claimed to have, which a middleschooler could do), but goes around calling himself "ex-blizzard" to mislead people into thinking he was a game developer there and that his opinions hold more weight than they really do, and he made some youtube shorts ranting about blizzard around the same time as Overwatch 2 mega flopping and Diablo 4 being mediocre so hate for the company was at an all time high. Using that momentum he started doing a false-positivity "anyone can be a game dev" motivational speaker grift

 

[Battlefield42]

Basically he did grunt work at blizzard (QA, presumably manual QA by the wage he claimed to have, which a middleschooler could do), but goes around calling himself "ex-blizzard" to mislead people into thinking he was a game developer there and that his opinions hold more weight than they really do, and he made some youtube shorts ranting about blizzard around the same time as Overwatch 2 mega flopping and Diablo 4 being mediocre so hate for the company was at an all time high. Using that momentum he started doing a false-positivity "anyone can be a game dev" motivational speaker grift

He worked on Starcraft 2

 

[St.Davis]

He worked on Starcraft 2

Doing what, exactly?

 

[nukebot]

He worked on Starcraft 2

No, he did not, that's a lie. He was in 9th grade. Starcraft 2's Development started in 2003 as you can see he's a shit-baby at 2002 and development started 2003 (Family Alpha access and "Letting the kids fuck with it didn't start until 2009 " and Jason was restricted from going with his dad to the office for 19 months after he stole an alpha DVD of StarCraft Ghost from him He bragged about it to everyone in class every other day if not every day. The "Friends and Family" Alpha was 2009 - 5 years after his graduation where he basically fucked around until his dad got him a job in the mail-room. The highest point he got was a "Coding QA Assistant Supervisor" where his entire job was "Make sure the brackets are closed on all the new strings of code for the updates on the Patches and hotfixes" which there were 8 others with his title on the time and they still managed to fuck it up. It was C++ .

Jason did go in for multiple sessions of Voice Over work for a Murloc in Warcraft 3 when he was younger and the same sound-bite was used in World of Warcraft. His younger brother did actual voice lines for children in game because he could annunciate where Jason is and always will be a marble mouthed homosexual mumbler.

I hear he works for Ludwig now. You know after putting out hour after hour shitting on "Corporate ladders" and "Corporate corruption" and "Never working for anyone but himself because he's a "1337 h4x0r5 that not gonna never work for no 1". He's so busy finishing the Reverse Engineered RPG Maker Ripoff Undertale 2 Clone but he totally is doing the job for free. Wait, no, he's not. He's lost steam and everyone that bought his game have realized it's going to remain an unfinished bullshit narrative pile of garbage and he needs a second source of income.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It appears that Pirate Software is picking a fight with Accursed Farms regarding games and companies being able to shut them down.
The video in question that is having him go on a Tirade

The Video In Question:

He's currently at war with his chat and others about it.
I believe he showed a clip earlier of Accursed Farms reaching out to him regarding it and pretty much having disparaging words for Accursed Farms.

E:
Sadly I do not have a clip of the videos I missed the segment on it.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

He's currently at war with his chat and others about it.

What's his problem with it? Is he against people owning the games they "bought" from publishers, or does he just think this legal route isn't the right way to go about it?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What's his problem with it? Is he against people owning the games they "bought" from publishers, or does he just think this legal route isn't the right way to go about it?

That seems to be it. He believes how it is put together that companies will be on the line to keep games infinitely on life support.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

That seems to be it. He believes how it is put together that companies will be on the line to keep games infinitely on life support.

Well that's alright, they can just build the games so that they don't completely fail when they can't connect to a central server, y'know, like they did for decades before. Then they're off the hook!

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Oh shit Thor has a thread? I always liked his youtube shorts. This gonna be traumatizing.

Not as bad as I first Imagined. Still a lowtier lolcow lol
Definitely has potential.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Oh shit Thor has a thread? I always liked his youtube shorts. This gonna be traumatizing.

Not as bad as I first Imagined. Still a lowtier lolcow lol
Definitely has potential.

It feels like a slow pot that's begun to boil.
Similar to Yandere Dev where everyone loved him at the start but don't put anything out for 10 years and well...

 

[Spoonomancer]

Ross Scott is the last person Thor should be fucking with. Not because Ross Scott will have your online presence ruined, it's because Ross Scott is one of the only two YouTubers that has no real negative traits with the only other person being Markiplier.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

Sadly I do not have a clip of the videos I missed the segment on it.

I've got two gems to compensate for your lack of clips.
First is a nice little montage of Jason being a retarded shill:

PreserveTube archive
And a timestamped portion of the stream where he admits he hates Ross and the initiative and refuses to debate him:

PreserveTube refuses to finish downloading and merging audio/video because this is 12 hours of footage. It tries but seems to stop at random points. Here is the URL if you wish to try it yourself, if I'm successful on my final attempt I will update my post with an edit. To note, the timestamp for the tantrum is 3:23:39.

Anyways I knew it, TIOCFAIDH AR LA, BOYS! I knew he would find a way to fully embarrass himself before this thread turned a year old. The fact it happened within 3 months is amazing.

Edit:
Checked out his Xitter (formerly Tweed) and his most recent comment on the Stop Killing Games initiative is here.
https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1819597371543900427 (archive)

It was in reply to a small sub-300 follower account making a thread on him being retarded, so it's very clearly going up his ass that people aren't agreeing with and fellating him.

Otherwise he's trying to avoid the topic unless directly addressed, likely to avoid making another public tantrum.

 

[nukebot]

I've got two gems to compensate for your lack of clips.
First is a nice little montage of Jason being a retarded shill:

PreserveTube archive
And a timestamped portion of the stream where he admits he hates Ross and the initiative and refuses to debate him:

PreserveTube refuses to finish downloading and merging audio/video because this is 12 hours of footage. It tries but seems to stop at random points. Here is the URL if you wish to try it yourself, if I'm successful on my final attempt I will update my post with an edit. To note, the timestamp for the tantrum is 3:23:39.

Anyways I knew it, TIOCFAIDH AR LA, BOYS! I knew he would find a way to fully embarrass himself before this thread turned a year old. The fact it happened within 3 months is amazing.

Edit:
Checked out his Xitter (formerly Tweed) and his most recent comment on the Stop Killing Games initiative is here.
https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1819597371543900427 (archive)
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It was in reply to a small sub-300 follower account making a thread on him being retarded, so it's very clearly going up his ass that people aren't agreeing with and fellating him.

Otherwise he's trying to avoid the topic unless directly addressed, likely to avoid making another public tantrum.

So, what HE (Jason) is saying is:
"I refuse to have a conversation with someone who would be able to immediately catch me in a lie as all of my games on "Steam" are "Games as a service" which can't run without Steam connectivity or a "Hacked Executable" (Champions of Breakfast or Heartbound) which would then hold me accountable and financially libel for asking a retail price for an unfinished game that was outsourced and will never actually be done."

Which is funny because Jason Hall is now selling his "Early Access" games with a fully released game as a "Bundle" with a title that doesn't even belong to "Pirate Software". This, in turn, paints a pretty vivid picture - of a Bad Actor who is acting in "Bad Faith". He goes from "I'm Mr. Indi, don't go to a publisher, do it yourself" to being a publisher, to shilling for Publishers and "legislation" in government circles because "Y'dont know the lawls", to being the shitheel shill "Project Director Employee (with 3 unfinished games in early access for over 5 years each) for Ludwig, who, simps for snake oil salesmen and troons like Mr. Beast and his trans-pedophile pal.

If it quacks like a duck, shits like a duck, swims like a duck...

 

[John Shedletsky]

I've got two gems to compensate for your lack of clips.
First is a nice little montage of Jason being a retarded shill:

PreserveTube archive
And a timestamped portion of the stream where he admits he hates Ross and the initiative and refuses to debate him:

PreserveTube refuses to finish downloading and merging audio/video because this is 12 hours of footage. It tries but seems to stop at random points. Here is the URL if you wish to try it yourself, if I'm successful on my final attempt I will update my post with an edit. To note, the timestamp for the tantrum is 3:23:39.

Anyways I knew it, TIOCFAIDH AR LA, BOYS! I knew he would find a way to fully embarrass himself before this thread turned a year old. The fact it happened within 3 months is amazing.

Edit:
Checked out his Xitter (formerly Tweed) and his most recent comment on the Stop Killing Games initiative is here.
https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1819597371543900427 (archive)
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It was in reply to a small sub-300 follower account making a thread on him being retarded, so it's very clearly going up his ass that people aren't agreeing with and fellating him.

Otherwise he's trying to avoid the topic unless directly addressed, likely to avoid making another public tantrum.

How unfortunate that he's acting like this. I actually found some of his opinions on game development pretty interesting. I think the simple practice of allowing users to create their own servers w/ the game that they purchased years ago should be one that's followed. Look at Valve's Team Fortress, or Counter-Strike: Source. Sure it's not as popular as their sequel counterparts, but the fact that you're able to play those games still, with servers hosted by people who like the game, is a viable practice to keep games that are typically too old for anyone to care about to continue playing.

Oh well, enough with off topic sperging. I don't really see anything funny about Jason. But lets hope that anything nukebot is saying would be substantial. I hope to God he did call his friends niglettes.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

Rossmann now calling him out for his bad takes. Given the way Jason has responded to Ross thus far, I have a feeling this thread is about to finally get funny.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

How unfortunate that he's acting like this. I actually found some of his opinions on game development pretty interesting.

I suspect it to be a façade like most other grifters. Given his content and what he actually does, it feels like a grift. Dude does what exactly? A 2d Early access game and a minecraft server. He'll whisper sweet nothings into your ears to get you to give him money and views.
The actual proof is in the pudding and we see him freaking out at people disagreeing with him.

Watching him scoff at the idea of peer 2 peer direct connections was something else.
That's how games USED to be. Sure people could do shit to your IP but you know VPNs are a thing.

And he acted like competitive play would even exist in something people are hosting against each other. There wouldn't be ranked servers at that point.
You'd probably be playing with people you ACTUALLY KNOW.

Rossmann now calling him out for his bad takes. Given the way Jason has responded to Ross thus far, I have a feeling this thread is about to finally get funny.

Hating Ross and Rossman would be funny.
If you get mad at Louis Rossman, man you've lost the plot.

 

[daddydeath42069]

Checked out a little bit with this guy. I don't understand why he's so popular. He doesn't really have any merits to his name other than he worked at blizzard for a bit?
-He has a modded minecraft server.
-A game in early access that looks like RPG Maker under tale
-Another game that is a simple bullet hell game?

What exactly makes people flock to this guy or value his opinions? How did he get big?

He got big because he fucked with settings to allow the algorithm to pick up his youtube shorts where he acts like the critical of programming. The bullshit life guru act he pulled in those videos gave the illusion he was a competent insider that could help people get into development and they bought that shit hook line and sinker.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He got big because he fucked with settings to allow the algorithm to pick up his youtube shorts where he acts like the critical of programming. The bullshit life guru act he pulled in those videos gave the illusion he was a competent insider that could help people get into development and they bought that shit hook line and sinker.

It definitely seems to be holding true.
He's probably made at least a quarter of a mil off it I'd imagine and there really isn't anything I can see to show for it.