Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Jackie's Abortion said:
If Pat locked his social media and stopped responding to every tweet for a year, does anyone think that those pesky Redditors would stop fucking with him or is he past the point of no return?
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The Internet forgets very fast. I think a year of logging off would make 95% of his detractors go away. There would be your extremely dedicated retards like Boomia but with no activity everyone else would fuck off. This thread would dry up in a month. It would just be a few posters reminiscing about Fatrick's threats of prisonings and Judge Holden's graphic erotic fanfics.

I think where Fat would run into problems is when he comes back online. The moment he childs or prisons or acts fat in general, he's back to square one. Is it possible to recover from this for a normal person? Yes. Is it possible for someone as stupid, egotistical, and fat as Rick? Fuck, no.
 
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AnOminous said:
If every single OnA funster decided "fuck this fatty has gotten boring" and stopped tomorrow, he'd just go around fucking with people until he had a whole new group of "stalkers."
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This is the big thing, from what we know of Fatty's past he has always been like this, barging into communities and acting like a cunt. Just look at the posts he made years ago on the model building forum. He's always been a caustic person.

It just so happened that he finally pissed off the wrong group of people when he interacted with ONA and here we are. Any sane person would have shrugged it off and got on with their life, everyone knows not to feed the trolls.

However, this is what Pat has always dreamed of. He wants to be the main character, he needs to feel like he is being persecuted. Who knows when this started, maybe in childhood, maybe when Ade left him? As much as he says he hates it, it gives his life meaning. Everything he does is performative, he has no real personality, so having something to point to and scream about until people give him attention must be like oxygen for him.
 
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
It just so happened that he finally pissed off the wrong group of people when he interacted with ONA and here we are. Any sane person would have shrugged it off and got on with their life, everyone knows not to feed the trolls.
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ahhaahah in researching this post I got this google result on a private window and died
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even google AI is fatposting now

Anyway, to the meaty potatoes of the post. Andrew Dobson disappeared so completely his thread (and he had MULTIPLE 3k+ post threads) moved to inactive. You can just log off the Internet (or he died).

Fats could do it. But he couldn't resist fatricking people and eventually someone somewhere he childed in real life would google, and they would find this thread eventually, and they would learn, and perhaps participate.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
I really love the implication that they keep Pat in the loop like he’s an exasperated boss. “Sorry to bother you sir, we know you’re terribly busy. Head on a swivel, the terrorists are at it again but we know you’re a good boy who dindu nuffin, carry on. Oh and do tell social media we reached out to inform you and clear your name.”
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This is what always gets me about his stories. It's also what most convinced me he had a hand in some of this, as when he somehow gets something RIGHT that wasn't public for another 6 months that there's a less than zero percent chance he was actually told about? THAT really gets the noggin joggin.
 
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deadtofaunus said:
Why does he know this and, moreover, why did he feel the need to mention it?
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The only thing more pathetic than waxing poetic about all the places you’ve loved to get hammered is doing so on Twitter. This nigger really thinks sitting his fat ass on a barstool instead of doing something — ANYTHING — with his life is cool and aspirational.
 
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Sooo...

Fat
Gay
Hypocrite
Bitch tits

Which three are wrong, and which is the remaining one that he finally admits? He's gay

Also, can anyone access the Exhibit A here? It seems it's not sealed yet, or is it? I saw them linking it over at ONA, but they're too afraid to download it in case "someone's watching". 🙄 I would get it myself, but I'd rather not spend $5 if someone here has a subscription already.
 
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Something Awful said:
Also, can anyone access the Exhibit A here?
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It’s not visible except to the parties to the lawsuit and their lawyers, verified by logging into PACER.

Not that Pat would ever do something this cool, but I found this related to his name doppelgänger in Maryland. I’m sure the Redditors could still provoke him with it if they were bored.

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John Andrews Stan said:
It’s not visible except to the parties to the lawsuit and their lawyers, verified by logging into PACER.

Not that Pat would ever do something this cool, but I found this related to his name doppelgänger in Maryland. I’m sure the Redditors could still provoke him with it if they were bored.

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However Fatrick would make an excellent drug mule.

He would have no problem swallowing literal kilos of raw cocaine wrapped in condoms.

He is a faggot.
His stomach could distend to enormous proportions and still be unnoticed by TSA.

Because of his immense bulk he would even survive several of the condoms bursting. A condom load of raw cocaine would kill a normal human, but Fatrick would need a metric tonne of it to feel any effects.
 
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deadtofaunus said:
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Why does he know this and, moreover, why did he feel the need to mention it?
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You might not have known this, but... Besides being a typical retard who doesn't lift, Pat was heavily known for being a gym creeper. This is why he had to get a "Home gym". Dude was pretty much told never to return to any gym within 100 miles.
 
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KingOfGains said:
You might not have known this, but... Besides being a typical retard who doesn't lift, Pat was heavily known for being a gym creeper. This is why he had to get a "Home gym". Dude was pretty much told never to return to any gym within 100 miles.
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Pat seems way too attracted himself to have any attention to spare for another human. But he does claim to (let Lynne) pay for the gym with the notorious gay hookup sauna and steam room.
 
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